Chapter 274: Doing Hair?
Although he doesn't have a helmet yet, but after all, his strength is here, even if he doesn't have a helmet, wouldn't it be good to deceive the little apprentice's head when the time comes?
Look at Jiang Xuefen again, she didn't play games much in the first place, but this time she came to play with Chen Yefeng, but in the end, this little man was so resistant to herself.
Isn't it just greedy for your body, and it's not a big deal, it's a bit outrageous to make it seem like a big thing is at stake.
Jiang Xuefen's luck here is not very good, she doesn't have a decent gun, except for a pistol, it is a melee weapon such as a machete, a frying pan, and a crowbar, which makes this woman a little depressed.
It has been said that when God closes a window for you, He will also open a window for you.
Since the rookie operation is not good, then the luck must be good, Jiang Xuefen thinks so, she doesn't play well, but she will definitely be able to pick up some good things to make up for it.
But look at it now, next door to Mala, you see, the gun doesn't matter, but there are not even a few medicines, and after walking around, I picked up a first-aid kit, and the rest are bandages!
Looking at the bandages in the backpack, Jiang Xuefen estimated that it was more than enough to wrap herself into a mummy.
She remembers that when she played before, her luck was still relatively good, and occasionally she would drop and smash her face and have a gun on the ground.
However, what is the situation now, and why has it become like this after teaming up with a little man?
Could it be ......
I am destined to be inseparable from the little man, no, it should be said that the two are destined to fight each other!?
I was not born, and I am old?
The script is wrong!
Now it's obvious that I'm not born, and my husband is just right!
Can't you eat this young grass yourself?
When Jiang Xuefen sighed leisurely, Chen Yefeng also hugged SKS and continued to search for supplies.
Although strength is important, items are also important.
You can't let him fight with someone bareheaded, in case the blind cat on the other side touches a dead mouse and blows off his head with one shot.
Without a helmet, a shot in the head will kill instantly!
As the saying goes, the master of color pencil grams, this is not just talking!
However, looking at the kind of garbage on the ground that others didn't want to look at, Chen Yefeng was also very depressed in his heart.
Is this woman Tianke herself, otherwise why would her luck be so bad after she came!
Chen Yefeng thought about it very carefully, it seemed that not only Jiang Xuefen, but also Xi Ling, all had a bit of a taste of self-restraint.
Through the comparison of the two, Chen Yefeng can draw a conclusion that these two women who are a little restrained themselves, what they have in common are older than themselves!
Could it be that he belongs to the kind of attribute that can only withstand young ladies?
That's too much!
Sighing slightly, Chen Yefeng just wanted to continue searching for equipment, when he saw Jiang Xuefen's figure getting closer and closer to him.
From time to time, an idea was born in Chen Yefeng's heart so abruptly.
If the majority of single male friends know about his idea, they will definitely be ashamed of Chen Yefeng's idea!
God gave you a peerless face, not to let you perform the operation of the orphan, but to let you give the young lady the world a home!
It's a pity that Chen Yefeng didn't think so much about it now, and his whole person is now immersed in this upcoming prank.
"Well, be careful, I may have been mistaken just now, it seems that someone fell in with us!"
"Really?" Jiang Xuefen asked casually, "Aren't you a professional player, can you be wrong?" ”
"What's wrong with professional players, professional players can't make mistakes, although I look like Pan An, Yushu is in the wind, chic and dignified, but after all, I am also a person, and people will make mistakes.
I just heard footsteps, it looks like there really is someone! ”
In order to be more realistic, Chen Yefeng also spoke in a particularly dignified tone, making the two Teletubbies sound like they were real.
No, when Igda heard this, he immediately became nervous.
"Ah, daughter-in-law, what should we do if someone has someone?"
As the little apprentice spoke, he also looked around himself to see if there was anything he could dodge.
After all, his daughter-in-law once taught herself harshly that no matter what happens, you must put Gou first!
If you can't fight, you won't fight, if you can, you can do it, and then you can do it!
Iguoda remembered that he once asked his daughter-in-law very seriously, "Daughter-in-law, do you have to hide when you encounter an enemy?" ”
That's what Chen Yefeng replied at that time.
"It's not that you can't fight, if you want to fight, you can take off all the equipment on your body and throw it aside, and then throw whatever throws you have, and finally shoot directly!"
At that time, Iguoda was very excited when he heard it, and said excitedly: "Daughter-in-law, can you kill the enemy in this way?"
However, Chen Yefeng's words made the little apprentice immediately shut his mouth obediently.
And Chen Yefeng said so at the time.
"Of course not, the reason why the teacher asked you to do this is because when you are in a box, you will be a little more decent, and you will not be too ashamed!"
Therefore, now when I hear that someone is a little apprentice, I immediately panic.
After all, the daughter-in-law's meaning at that time was obvious, you can't beat it, so you should resist as much as possible, although the resistance is only the result of a box.
And now that the daughter-in-law is not by his side, he can't resist by himself, so he has to hurry up and see where he can hide!
Listening to the little apprentice's nervous voice, and then looking at the somewhat panicked figure, Chen Yefeng also coughed, and continued to talk nonsense in a serious manner: "Don't panic first, don't panic, you just find a place to hide in place." The teacher will solve that person first, and then go and save you. ”
"Is there really someone fake?" Jiang Xuefen couldn't help but ask again.
She always felt that something was not right, because although Chen Yefeng said that someone said that she heard footsteps, she didn't hear it!
"You're questioning the judgment of a top pro?!" Chen Yefeng said directly and unceremoniously.
"I'm ......," Jiang Xuefen took a deep breath, "Okay, you have to protect me." ”
Chen Yefeng: "......"
"Don't be so cute, I want to vomit!"
"Where do you want to throw up?"
While the two were talking, Jiang Xuefen also walked in the direction where Chen Yefeng was, after all, she only had a machete in her hand now, not a gun.
Although as the saying goes, no matter how high the martial arts are, they are afraid of kitchen knives, but no matter how hard the kitchen knife is, it is also afraid of guns!
I still have to let the little man shelter myself quickly!
Jiang Xuefen thought about it again and hurriedly walked towards the place where Chen Yefeng was.
But, in the next second, something happened!
Saw.
When Jiang Xuefen just appeared in Chen Yefeng's sight, Chen Yefeng immediately pulled out his gun and shot it.
And, shoot again, and roar loudly over and over again!
"The person is here with me, but I can be regarded as caught, don't come here first, I'll get him first!"
"Dada......"
Along with the gunfire of the underground bomb shelter, a knockdown prompt appeared in the upper right corner.
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"HeiTian used SKS headshots to knock down XueFeiFei"
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"That's my !!"
Jiang Xuefen looked at herself who was knocked down, and the whole person was not good!
"You ungrateful, you don't even know me? That's me! ”
Jiang Xuefen almost cursed, but when she thought that this was her little man, she had no choice but to turn her anger into complaining.
"It's changed, it's changed, your feelings have changed, you can't even recognize me!"
The fans in the live broadcast room also laughed out loud at this simple scene.
"Uncle, what are you doing! Even the young lady can do it!? ”
"No, that's it, pros? Can't you tell the difference between your own people and your enemies? Actually knocked out his own people? ”
"You don't understand, it seems that the eldest brother accidentally injured the friendly army, in fact, this wave of eldest brother knocked down the young lady in order to help her, so that she could experience the taste of being rescued, and the measurement side said that the eldest brother wanted the young lady to repay him, and promised to each other, obviously, the eldest brother is on the fifth layer this wave!"
"You are all fooled, uncle and old scumbag, it looks like what he said is the same as the truth, in fact, he just wants to deliberately knock down the little sister and fly with the little apprentice!"
"Brothers, rush the scumbag uncle's live broadcast room for me!"
"This wave of group, my first-class stone man flashed and slapped the floor and followed!!"
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"Yikes! How did the young lady get knocked out! The little apprentice Igda looked at Jiang Xuefen who was knocked down, and also reacted slowly and screamed.
This careless little confused didn't notice the reminder in the upper right corner at all, otherwise she should have known that all this was done by Chen Yefeng.
At this time, Igda did not forget to remind his daughter-in-law.
"Daughter-in-law, hurry up and kill that person to save the young lady!"
"Ahem, wait a minute!" Chen Yefeng almost laughed, and the corners of his mouth were almost grinning to the back of his head.
"What, I made a mistake, there was indeed someone running past you just now, I was just about to shoot but you suddenly rushed out, this wave is a mistake!
By the way, I'll help you up later, so you can find a place to hide, but don't hurt you again! ”
After Jiang Xuefen heard it, she was still quite moved in her heart, she was worthy of being her own little man, and she still knew that she cared about herself.
But I don't know why, she always feels that something is not right, I don't know why, but she feels this way inexplicably in her heart.
Could it be that this guy is deliberately scaring himself?
And when Jiang Xuefen was thinking like this, Chen Yefeng also ran over and pulled her up, but !!
At the moment when Jiang Xuefen was helped up by Chen Yefeng, she heard a solemn voice in the headphones again: "Damn! That guy is over there! Eat Me a Shot!! ”
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