Hattori: I just didn't react
"Urgent notice: A blackened version of Kudo Shinichi has appeared on the first floor!" It was still a mischievous bear childlike voice, and it sounded.
"Oh my mom, what's this thing so green? Can also talk! A teenager's scolding voice came.
Mori Kogoro opened the window and saw a black charcoal boy downstairs, fighting their birds.
"Hey... Who are you, boy, do you have something to ask us for? The uncle's feet were on the wall, and he was holding a leaf in his hand, and he was pulling the leaf on the wall, and he looked very angry with a black face.
Hattori puffed out dissatisfied: "Even if there is something, I won't look for a dog meat detective like you!" ”
"Besides, I'm a detective myself!" Kansai's Hattori, Kanto's Kudo, "You should have heard of it!" I am, Heiji Hattori! The black-faced boy gave Kogoro a blank look.
Kogoro clenched his fists.
"Hattori Heiji! Alas, this messenger remembers this name, I cut it for him... His father is still cut by my father! ”
Maori closed his mouth and glanced at Hattori with a smile on his face, he was still stunned when he accidentally tore off the leaf and hit his head on the ground with a snow-white wall fragment.
"Dead birds! What are you talking about? How could I have cut the skin, I'm healthy! ”
"And no one can prove it!" The emerald green parrot spouts, and the snow-white bird's eyes reveal disdain.
"And the leaves... Belch. The black charcoal boy realized that he had been tricked, and his black face was dyed purple all of a sudden, and he gritted his teeth against the boy's boudoir face, thinking: "Your parrot trick is for me, and I want to go back to the trick!" ”
He extended his poisonous hand to Conan.
"Little brother, this is a local product brought from China, do you want to take a sip, thief cool!"
Conan gave him a blank look, and out of curiosity, his body honestly took over the "specialty", the innocent white dry.
"Hiccup..."
Conan took a sip, and a strong smell of alcohol immediately rebounded from his stomach, spraying Hattori's face, and there were even more explosives.
The drunk Conan suddenly turned red and green, and the aura of death on his body had evolved from a hula hoop to a diving snake dance.
"Hiccup, Lan... Sister! I'll tell you a secret, I'm Shinichi Kudo..."
Even if the meaning was already unclear, Conan's desire to survive made him add: "And the child of the north wind." ”
Xiaolan lifted the kitchen knife for a moment, put down the boiling kettle that she pulled up, and touched Conan's head, she looked at Hattori Heiji in a panic: "It's all burnt, it's so hot!" What did you give Conan a drink? ”
"Chinese wine, strange, shouldn't the degree be high?"
Hattori Heiji wanted to slip away, his ears moved, and after hearing the news of the roller wife from Suzuki Sonoko, he dared to come directly, but after investigating for a long time, he didn't find any news.
"Who's the North Wind?"
"The street next door, the noisiest one, the one opposite." The uncle rolled his eyes, he wasn't very interested in high school detectives, and he was embarrassed to chase people, so he could only cause trouble.
Hattori, who had done something bad, hurried to walk, and Xiaolan, who found that Conan had drunk alcohol and was getting worse, pulled the green leaves off the wall as if venting.
Kogoro looked at his smiling daughter with a shudder.
North Wind House:
Beifeng received a text message from Beida Express Company, and as soon as he put away his mobile phone, a black shadow floated outside the window, and when he looked back, he saw a washing machine from Africa.
Beifeng, who was slightly blind, squinted his eyes.
Hattori Heiji also narrowed his eyes, he pushed open the window, regarded the one-meter wall as nothing, turned over and walked in, closer... It's closer.
When only ten centimeters away from the "woman" wearing a strange blindfold, a cold voice rang out: "You didn't change your shoes." ”
Hattori was stiff, and his body was numb for a moment, this "woman" has a sultry voice, and she is worthy of being a woman from Kudo Shinichi! But... Isn't it a little too masculine?
At this time, a girl with a broom ran out of the building, hit Pingji's ass with a broom, and roared coquettishly: "The old lady just mopped the floor!" ”
Looking at the row of black shoe prints, seeing that the black charcoal buddy was about to step forward, Kazama Hazuki directly raised the broom, holding the mop in his left hand, she... I accidentally slipped and completed a flat fall.
Pingji: "......"
He clutched his slightly aching buttocks and stepped out of his legs: "You... Who is called the north wind. ”
"Me, is there anything wrong with you?" The man's swivel chair moved, the blindfold was pulled up, and his shallow eyes opened.
Pingji was amazed for a while, and soon reacted again, he is a person with green plums. Can't be sucked by a man...
Uh, man?
Shinichi Kudo, what the hell did he do!? Did he go to Thailand? Did he lose that? That little brother named Conan has two dads? What about parent-teacher conferences?
Hattori Heiji had a question mark in his head, but he didn't know which one to ask first, so he had to... Dumbfounded, standing, watching.
Kazama Hazuki got up from the ground, pointed at Heiji with a broom, thought about it, and felt that it was not polite, she turned around and pointed at Heiji with a broomstick: "Who's coming?" ”
"Kansai High School Student Detective, Hattori Heijiya!"
Beifeng took the sweeping sister who snatched her lines back, and said seriously: "Fall on the ground, only serve the white seniors, and refuse piracy." ”
Kazama Hazuki: "......"
She obediently went to mop the footprints clean.
A big guy from Beifeng sat down, pushed a stool over, and watched Hattori sit down, and then he asked, "What is the so-called matter?" ”
"I'm from the Eastern Tang Dynasty..."Hattori subconsciously answered, he just watched "Journey to the West" with Ye a few days ago, and he didn't react for a while.
"Ahem, it was just a slip of the tongue, of course, none of this matters! Do you know where Shinichi Kudo is? I'm going to fight him! The dark-skinned high school student looked up, his eyes shining brightly, with a youthful vigor.
"He is waiting for you in Tianzhu to learn the scriptures."
Hattori: "......"
"What do you mean! Don't think that I won't dare to touch you if you're a man from Kudo Shinichi, tell you, I'm Hattori Heiji, and I've been served... over..."
The dark-skinned young man opened his eyes wide, he was gently lifted up by the north wind, and put back on the grass outside the window, the window snapped shut, this time, he didn't forget to lock it.
"Kudo Shinichi, there is no such person." Beifeng looked at the young man sitting on the ground stupidly, and closed the curtains.
Hattori: "......"
So ruthless, worthy of being your man.
Hattori seems to have a little misunderstanding about the relationship between Kudo and the North Wind.
At the same time, the current Edogawa Conan children feel a little bit bad. He crawled out of the quilt, the cold air blew on his body at once, and he opened the window to blow the wind in a daze.
It's so cold!
The cold got worse all at once.
He felt his body heat up, the meristem began to produce cells, the bones swelled with sound after sound, and the organs finished budding.
In a daze, Kudo Shinichi changed back.
Hearing the sound of footsteps outside the room, Kudo Shinichi trembled in fright, hugged the dress in the form of a child, and hurriedly got into the closet, almost squeezing into a washing machine cake.
Xiaolan, who came in, looked at the empty bed strangely, closed the window with her hand, and said softly, "Conan? Where have you been, I've got the medicine! ”
"It's a little bitter, but I've got candy for Conan too!"
She didn't get a response, and walked strangely towards the closet, her hand resting on the armrest.
Kudo Shinichi's head was buried in Xiaolan's clothes, his face was red, and he felt that the wardrobe had opened a crack.
"It's over......"