Chapter 9 A pear blossom presses a begonia

[Outside the number! The story that the Desert Emperor and the Hades mount have to tell! 】

[Shocked! Does a well-known male NPC come out of the closet when he openly goes in and out of other NPCs' homes during the day? 】

[Is it the distortion of human nature, or the degradation of morality, why do financial transactions occur frequently after the candle incident after golf? 】

[The secret that can't be said, the editor risked his life to go deep into the backyard of the post station to interview, and the party to the 'candle incident', the popular boss centaur, actually beat people at the post station! ] 】

The forum is boiling again, and the heat is catching up with the two posts of [Guodian] and [Online Game Package Inquiry], which were previously pinned and refined.

This time, the focus of everyone's discussion was on the two heavyweight NPCs.

"Tsk, how did you put such a thick candle in?"

"That's not easy, first this, then that, and finally just hum, I'm curious that such a plot can be released?"

"What do you think this black-hearted boss has to do with the two big guys, it won't be the crystallization of their feelings, right?"

"Are you blind? Don't say bring both, can centaurs give birth to skeletons? Then can I still say that your white slime was shot by my orc warriors! ”

The noisy forum did not affect Yuan Di's life, and he came to the back door of Uncle Hall's house familiarly.

Bending down, he pulled out a key with a red ribbon tied to it from the gap in the bluestone slab at his feet, patted the soil on it, and inserted it deeply into it.

One top, one push, one turn, one twist again.

"Click", the closed back door was opened by Yuan Di.

"Uncle Hall, uncle, I'm hungry! Uncle? ”

In the past, Uncle Hall always wore an apron for the first time, wiping his hands while smiling and asking himself:

"Come on, baby, what do you want to eat today? Do you eat noodles? ”

Standing in the courtyard today, Yuan Di shouted for a long time before he saw Uncle Hall walking out of the house with a red face and a naked body.

"Come on, baby, this uncle is slow, you play by yourself first, and uncle will cook for you."

As soon as he finished speaking, a woman with her hair scattered and her ankles barefoot stepped out from behind Uncle Hall.

The woman is about ten years old, wearing only a shirt with a hem to the root of her thighs, a slender belt outlines the perfect waist that Ying Ying holds, and the white and petite jade feet form a sharp contrast on the black ground.

Yuan Di looked straight at it, and Hall coughed many times before calling his soul back.

"Heh, Uncle Hall, is this your daughter? Why haven't I heard you mention it all this time? ”

Yuan Di wiped the saliva from his mouth, walked to the side and picked up a glass of water, intending to drink water to cover up the gaffe just now.

Hall took off her apron and put it over the woman's two slender, fair-skinned legs.

"How can I have a daughter, come, come here, call Auntie, this is your Aunt Mary!"

"Poof"

Yuan Di spit out all the water in his mouth.

"Uncle, what are you talking about? Auntie? ”

After speaking, he turned his head to look at the beautiful woman behind Hall.

"Hey, this kid has such a sweet mouth."

The woman called Mary walked up to Yuan Di and took out a handkerchief to wipe the corners of Yuan Di's mouth with water droplets.

"Yuan Di, right, the kid of the Yuer family is sweet. The first time I met, my aunt didn't have anything to give you, but my aunt will cook for you later, so that you can taste my craftsmanship, hehehe. ”

Mary hid the corners of her mouth and laughed.

It didn't matter if she laughed, the two milky white peaks trembled rhythmically.

"Big, really big, too big."

Yuan Di's gaze was deeply attracted by the two peaks, and a red stream flowed out of his nose.

"Ah, what's wrong with this kid, is it too hot and hot? Hurry up and sit here to rest and rest, in charge, why don't you get some water for our eldest nephew? ”

Yuan Di only felt an evil fire in his body rushing upward, and he sat on the chair and drank ice water.

"Auntie will cook for you, eldest nephew, you can play by yourself for a while."

Twisting his waist in a very amorous manner, he winked at Hall as he passed by.

"What, Yuan Di, you sit down first, and I'll give your aunt a hand."

The couple just disappeared into the backyard in a hurry.

"This is the Yule boy?"

As soon as Mary arrived in the kitchen, she was no longer as charming as before, her six crystal clear wings "buzzing" and flapping, and her two forelimbs were constantly polishing in front of her mouthparts.

"That's what you call talent bad? You and Duncan's death-fearing ghost have been in the same brain as him for a long time, oh, no, you don't have a brain, and I ate the last brain cell 8,000 years ago. Can that kid out there be trash? I think the waste is you two old things, right? ”

Mary didn't wait for Hall to speak, and first scolded with a slashing face.

"Daughter-in-law, you are angry, you have just been resurrected and carefully moved the corpse, is there anything wrong with that kid?"

Mary took out the handkerchief that had just wiped Yuan Di's nosebleed, it was a piece of animal skin sewn together from an unknown material, and streams of red liquid were constantly writhing on it.

"Look at it, look at it, this is what you call waste, which little skeleton can have such a bright bone marrow at this stage? Look at this marrow full of temptation, this is obviously a lot of blood calling us! ”

Then he took a piece from the hide and chewed it carefully.

"I dare say, this kid's bones are full of fresh blood, and it's bursting out in a steady stream, think about what that means with your head full of corpse eaters?"

Hall scratched his bandaged head in confusion and reached out with a hand to pick up a small piece of bone marrow and put it in his mouth.

"Huh?"

"Reacted? Isn't it? Mary rolled her two compound eyes, which could be rotated 1080 degrees, leaving Hall with a pair of large whites.

"This is, this is the smell of blood, not the greasy of fat, not the smell of rotten meat, this is the lubrication of blood!"

This couple, you and I ate the contents of the animal skin one by one.

"At this age, the bones on the body of ordinary little skeletons have not been polished, so maybe they are starting to regenerate flesh and blood?

Even if it was the Lord of White Bones, no matter how talented he was, he would at best begin to transform the yellow bone marrow when he was a child, right? How can all that greasy and crooked fat compare to this flowing blood? ”

Hall looked at his newly resurrected wife with admiration on his face at this time:

"Mary, you are so amazing, how did you find this, Duncan and I watched this little guy grow from a carrion corpse to the current skeleton and didn't find this, you really deserve to be the most sensitive scarab to death in the underground world!"

Hall excitedly hugged his wife and kissed him fiercely.

"Hate, die, dead ghost, you and Duncan, it's dark under the lights, and this little guy likes to hide and hide like his father, this kid may covet the position of this white bone guy."

"That's not right."

After listening to Mary's words, Hall thought for a moment and vetoed.

"What's wrong, darling?" Mary was a little confused.

"Is that guy in the white bones talented?" Hall asked Mary rhetorically.

"Gao, in just two thousand years, we have grown from a small skeleton to a legion commander equal to you and me, which is not as long as the two of us died."

"Since even a talent like the white bone can reach the verge of transformation of the yellow bone marrow, how did this kid Yuan Di jump to the step of the red bone marrow?"

After listening to Hall's rhetorical question, Mary couldn't give an answer.

"No matter how genius you are, there will be a certain limit, which is a level that the Lord of Hades may not necessarily reach. I have a guess now, I'll go out and see later, let's cook first. ”

Yuan Di, who had been waiting for a long time, saw Hall walking out with a large bucket.

"This time is too tight, your aunt is afraid that you will be hungry, let's eat some cold food first, and come over in the evening, your aunt will cook you two good dishes."

Yuan Di peeked behind him and saw that no one leaned down to Hall's ear:

"Uncle, you're too beastly, such a young aunt has been taken down by you, what did I do when I came just now? Hehe, uncle, can you afford to eat? Can you pear blossoms fall to my aunt begonia? ”