In my sophomore year, I thought it was just how to learn a language, which should be an English learning tool. It turns out that I am really too young, and language and linguistics are two different concepts at all. Later, the International Phonetic Alphabet I learned made me doubt the English phonetic alphabet and Hanyu Pinyin I had learned. However, the teacher of this course is a well-known beautiful teacher in the whole college, which makes me feel like I have lost the east corner and received the mulberry elm. The teacher is a big beauty, and the attendance rate in our dormitory is 100%, I don't know if there is a connection between the two, although I am occasionally late, but I never skip class.

The course is boring, the teacher is eye-catching, and I was serious at the beginning, and I can understand what the teacher says. However, due to the suspension of classes due to the first stream, after the resumption of classes, I gradually slackened off and no longer sat in the first row to listen to the lectures. In addition, I gave up the time to take a nap by watching dramas at noon, and I was sleepy in the afternoon, even though I knew that I had fallen a lot, but because of inertia, I couldn't control it at all. So much so that in the end, I also joined the team to sleep in class. The teacher's voice seems to be my lullaby,

In this way, I became more and more distant from the teacher in my sleep, and when I woke up, I found that I could hardly understand.

This is not the first time this has happened to me, and the one I regret the most is the physics class in high school. When I was in junior high school, I was in the top three in the class in natural science, and my teacher recommended me to join the school's science competition team. In the high school entrance examination, he also successfully entered the provincial key middle school with the advantage of high scores in this course. Maybe pride and complacency have always been my shortcomings, and after the high school entrance examination, the whole person floated away, and the whole summer vacation was self-indulgence in the world of the Internet and games, gaining weight, but studying fell wildly without realizing it. I thought it would be good to enter high school directly, but I didn't expect that the school would also have a pre-school test for students with high scores, so I naturally failed and lost my qualification to enter the experimental class. However, the entrance test didn't pay enough attention to me, and I just thought that I was out of tune. With the knowledge accumulated in junior high school, the first high school life was quite handy for me, especially physics and chemistry, and I felt that the content taught by the teacher was not much different from that in junior high school.

Gradually, as the learning progress progressed, the content of the course became more and more complex, and I was able to cope with it, but there were times when I was overstretched. High school is not as good as junior high school, the lunch break is calculated by the minute, and many times in order to be able to complete the homework, we also need to give up the nap time, plus the eleventh day is changed to winter time, and it is rare to get a break at noon. After a long time like this, my body couldn't bear it, and every time I had the first or second class in the afternoon, I felt groggy. The school had to arrange physical chemistry classes in the afternoon, so I could only pinch my thighs and grit my teeth to force myself to listen to the lectures. However, some things will not be transferred according to their own will after all, and if you can persist once or twice, you will naturally not be able to stand up if you have more. The teacher on the stage was lecturing with great interest, but I slowly lost consciousness, the pen in my hand did not listen to instructions, and the notes I took changed from a standard pattern to a twisting curve. Just when I was about to completely escape into nothingness, the teacher's words to find a classmate to answer made me sober up instantly, and I suddenly looked at the blackboard, and I couldn't understand anything at this time...... The teacher refused to repeat the lecture for the sake of one of my students, and I didn't have the courage to go to her office after class, so I pointed to myself and pondered the contents of the blackboard during recess. However, ten minutes between classes was really only enough to go to the toilet, and before I could finish copying the blackboard, the students on duty actively wiped the blackboard clean, ready to welcome the next teacher.

After a few cycles, I was completely insulated from science, and in my first midterm exam in high school, I scored 38 points in chemistry and 38 points in physics in my final exam...... At the end of the first year of high school, I chose the liberal arts without hesitation.

History is always strikingly similar, and when I went to college, I thought I had finally escaped science, but I didn't get out of Wuzhi Mountain in the end. "Introduction to Linguistics" should be a liberal arts, but it requires scientific thinking. Originally, I studied more after class, and then asked the teacher more about it, I should be able to learn well, but I was addicted to the pleasure of the moment, and I didn't know where I was confused, so I postponed the review plan again and again until before the exam.

Before the end of the class, the beautiful teacher gave us the focus and scope, according to her, it is difficult to get a high score in the temporary assault, but it should not be a problem to pass, as long as you don't skip class and complete the assigned homework seriously. A "Compendium of Linguistics" is only 32 open, half the thickness of the index finger, and those who have a heart can memorize the whole book, and now the teacher has drawn the scope again, which makes me feel a lot more relieved, and procrastination has recurred.

Finally, a few days before the exam, I took out the textbook with a brand new cover and memorized it according to the range given by the teacher. The first few pages are full of definitions and concepts, which are not a problem for me as a liberal arts student. The more you go to the back, the more you are biased towards science: open and closed mouth, lip and tooth sounds, tongue tip sounds, and a whole set of International Phonetic Alphabet system, maybe the periodic table looks more clear, and it is really difficult to memorize without understanding the content. In fact, if I memorize it for a week, I can memorize it, but there is not much time left for me on the field, and it is completely the state of opening the book Ma Dongmei and closing the book. In desperation, you can only pick the best first, and it may not be a good idea to abandon the car to protect the handsome.

The other people in the dormitory are basically in the same state as me, Da Biao's squad leader is also a little anxious, Lin Ye and Mr. Liu have already started to make a cheat sheet, Eric doesn't know where to collect the wind, saying that there is a picture in the textbook that must be examined, let us hurry up to memorize the back, can't memorize the draw down, and run to the study room every day. The whole dormitory was inexplicably plunged into a thick tense atmosphere. Only Lao Zhao is still calm, reading novels on his mobile phone and scrolling through the news, as if the exam has nothing to do with him.

I hesitated for a long time before the exam, wondering whether to bring the picture Eric said into the exam room on a slip of paper, after all, it was just a few lines, and ordinary people couldn't understand it at all. However, our school is notoriously strict about cheating in exams, and some of our classmates in the examination room were arrested in the freshman year, no matter how much they pleaded, it was useless, not to mention the criticism, and the degree certificate was also ironclad. As soon as I thought of this, I was scared, but looking at Lin Ye's confident appearance, I was a little unwilling, I was too cowardly to take the VB exam in my freshman year, which led to the failure of the course, how could I capsize the boat again in the same gutter this time? Finally I decided, take the note.

When I arrived at the exam room, a while before the exam, I took out a note from the door of the classroom and kept scanning the contents of the note. Yes, I just want to memorize this picture in a short period of time, and then go to the exam room and draw it on scratch paper from memory, so that it is not cheating.

The teacher urged us to enter, and I reluctantly gave us one last look, then slipped the note into my pocket. As soon as the exam bell rang, I quickly reset the memory on the scratch paper. For some reason, the teacher walked towards me, and the cowardice gene in my body was instantly activated, and I suddenly felt like a thief, and I used the test paper to cover up the scratch paper that I had not finished drawing. The teacher walked past me, and it turned out that he was just used to sitting in the back to invigilate, so he found a good seat and sat down. I breathed a sigh of relief, took the test paper, and continued to reset my memory, but I didn't expect that I forgot the key position! I forgot! Forgot!

This time, I failed the exam again...... Breathe with me, and share the same fate as Lin Ye, Mr. Liu, and Da Biao's squad leader, and the battle situation of the boys in the next class is very different from ours. We didn't expect that Lao Zhao didn't fail the course, and he floated steadily with a score of 60 points. Later, we learned that Lao Zhao's mastery was far more than that.