Leng Qiurou smiled softly, glanced at Bu Qingge, and sat down.

Ye Qingyu gritted her teeth with hatred, and her hand couldn't help but clench her trouser pocket.

Then, accidentally pressed something.

Ye whispered in shock, it's over, stinky fart bag.

She hastily said, "I'll go to the bathroom," turned and ran.

But it was too late.

A pungent stench escaped from her.

Bu Qingge and Leng Qiurou hurriedly covered their noses and said, "It turns out that it's really your fart, ah, it stinks!"

Ye whispered......

I really want to stab myself with a knife.

After venting frantically in the bathroom, Ye Qingyu walked out strongly. She encouraged herself: "I just can't beat Xiaoqiang, I want to lose a hundred battles." ”

In the living room, Bu Qingge and Leng Qiurou were snuggling together, watching soap operas.

Ye whispered a big hatred in his heart: The person who shows his affection in front of a single dog must die!

I'll see how you die.

Pretending that nothing had happened, Ye smiled softly and took out a bag of chewing gum: "Sister Qiurou, eat candy." ”

Her smile was so cute that Leng Qiurou was confused. Without the slightest suspicion, Leng Qiurou said, "Okay", and reached out to take it.

Bu Qingge looked up, his eyes slightly condensed.

Wrong.

Ye Qingyu's sweet smile was tingling with murderous aura. The corners of his lips are full of triumph that the conspiracy has succeeded.

Bu Qingge didn't even want to think about it, so he made it first, grabbed the pack of chewing gum before Leng Qiurou.

He laughed, "I was just about to eat sugar." ”

Bu Qingge pulled out the gum, and suddenly his whole body shook, and an electric current spread from his hand all over his body, bringing him a strong tingling pain.

Bu Qingge "uh".

Leng Qiu Rouqi said: "Hey, what's wrong with you, I see that your hair seems to stand on end." ”

Bu Qingge smiled reluctantly: "I'm fine." ”

He gritted his teeth and said, "Whisper, your gum is so spicy and strong." ”

Ye Qingyu also gritted his teeth and said, "Of course." This is a special version of the enhancement, I originally wanted to invite my sister to eat, you want to eat it yourself, who is to blame?"

Leng Qiurou is not a fool, seeing this, she understood a little in her heart, and when she looked at Ye Qingyu's gaze, she was a little cold.

Ye whispered a glance at her and smiled slightly, her smile full of provocation.

Next:

"This cantaloupe is very sweet at a glance, sister, you can eat it. ”

"I don't like to eat too sweet, so I'd better eat it for my sister. ”

"Does my sister suspect that I have poisoned the cantaloupe? Look, I ate it. ”

My sister laughed. My sister is so cute, how can she do that kind of thing that doesn't give birth to a son. ”

......

The two beauties hid needles in the cotton, and turned a scene of life drama into a palace fighting drama, and the-for-tat in that sentence made the step light song on the side shocking.

Seeing that the smell of gunpowder in the house was getting stronger and stronger, and the world war was about to break out, Bu Qingge gritted his teeth, his heart was crossed, and he got up and said: "I'm hungry, I want all this pot of fruit salad." ”

Picking up the plate, Bu Qingge opened his bloody mouth and poured all the fruit salad into his stomach with no leftovers.

Leng Qiurou was frightened: "Qingge, what are you doing?"

Ye whispered and shouted, "Fool, are you crazy?"

ate too quickly, Bu Qingge choked, and choked and rolled his eyes. In a hurry, he picked up the juice on the table and poured it down.

Ye whispered and exclaimed: "Don't." ”

It's too late, and Bu Qingge has already drunk it all.

Leng Qiurou immediately asked, "Don't want anything, why not?"

Ye whispered and sneered: "It's nothing. I mean, if you eat too quickly, it's not good for your stomach and you'll have diarrhea. ”

As soon as he heard this, Bu Qingge's scalp was numb.

He understood two things.

The first thing is that this glass of juice is filled with ingredients, laxatives.

The second thing is, I was tricked!

Sure enough, this catastrophe is destined to be inescapable.

Glaring at Ye Qingyu resentfully, Bu Qingge said: "If you don't say it earlier, it's miserable, I ate the wrong thing last night, and my stomach was already very uncomfortable, and if I ate so much, I have to have diarrhea now." ”

So far, Bu Qingge can only bite the bullet and carry this pot. Can't let the hatred between the two women continue to soar, they are fighting back and forth, each of them has nothing to do, and they are all hurting themselves!

As soon as Buqingge's words fell, there was a roar in his stomach, followed by a burst of overturning of the river and the sea. Bu Qingge's face turned white, I'll go, should this medicine be so violent?

Without saying a word, Bu Qingge rushed to the bathroom.

Ye whispered urgently: "The toilet is not clean, flush it with water first." ”

Miss Ye Er's words, how dare you not listen to Bu Qingge. He immediately turned on the light and looked at it, and his head was dizzy.

The toilet bowl is covered with a layer of transparent plastic wrap.

At this moment, it seems that it is about to "fly down 3,000 feet, and it is suspected that the Yellow River will go down for nine days", and who cares about going up to check the toilet? This is really going to take off his pants and squat up......

That picture is too beautiful to think!

Bu Qingge hates it so much, what kind of hatred and grudge, can you commit such a ruthless hand? This little girl's ass seems to be itchy, and she must be beaten, if you don't fight, you can't do it!

After pulling it through in a hurry, Buqingge staggered out of the bathroom. Ye Qingyu and Leng Qiurou hurriedly greeted them.

Bu Qingge said with a bitter face: "Whisper, you go down and buy a bowl of white porridge and put some salt in it." Rou'er, you go to the pharmacy to buy and stomach rectifying pills and norfloxacin capsules, quickly. ”

The two women answered, hurried down, and hurried back.

Fortunately, Bu Qingge had excellent medical skills and coped with it properly, and he only pulled it twice, and then he was relieved. Otherwise, according to the medicinal properties of the laxative, he would have to lie on the toilet in the dark, without the sun and the moon.

In fact, as long as you use Xuanhuang Qi, Bu Qingge can solve the problem in an instant. But he knew that Miss Ye Er's yin move was either one move, one move followed by one move. Instead of worrying about it, Bu Qingge might as well suffer by himself.

This trick "bitter meat trick" is used, and the effect is very good, how can the two women still take care of each other, scrambling to shh the cold and ask for warmth, running forward one by one, don't be gentle. Bu Qingge lay on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, watching the two stunning beauties busy for themselves, and the one who was happy in his heart was called Don't want it.

Bu Qingge thought to herself: This is right. Now we don't all pay attention to "harmony", harmonious society, harmonious small family. It's nice to be happy together.

If only Ye Feiling could ......

Bu Qingge fell into a reverie.

I have to say that he is too proud and a little floating.

Some of the floating step light songs said with a smile before parting: "Your performance in the past two hours is good, very good." That's what it is, turning hostility into friendship. The so-called palms and backs of hands are all meat, you are fighting back and forth, which one is hurt, I feel distressed. How beautiful it is to be together in such harmony and friendship. ”

"Come, you two stand face to face, bow to each other, say hello, and from now on, you two will be good sisters. ”

The two girls stood as they were told.

Ye Qingyu bowed and said with a smile, "Hello, Sao fox spirit." ”

Leng Qiurou also bowed, smiled and said, "Hello, little vixen." ”

Step Light Song......

Sure enough, I was thinking too much!

Hey, this bitter sea is boundless, when is it the shore!