189. I'm not here to learn to tell jokes
"Can't you just be refreshed?" Labis Road.
The mother-in-law laughed embarrassedly: "The mother-in-law has few dealings with rich people, and she ...... huhuhuhu." ”
The divination mother-in-law lost a lot of teeth, and her laughter leaked.
"When can I go?" Labis Road.
"Are you in a hurry?" The diviner mother-in-law straightened her hat.
"The sooner the better, of course." Labis said, decisively took out 100 million cash, and put it on the ground to form a pile, which will make the diviner more motivated.
"Okay, okay, wait until I put the money in it first." The soothsayer said, not caring for her own image, jumped off the divination ball, took out a storage capsule and began to fill the money.
Quickly packing the money, she jumped back on the divination ball, looked at Lapis and said, "You come to me and put your hand on my back." ”
"Okay." Rabith nodded, walked behind her, and put his handprint on it.
I didn't see any movement from the divination mother-in-law, the space suddenly blurred, and the space began to shift as soon as the "whoosh" began.
This ability is somewhat similar to teleportation.
When they reappeared, Rabiz found that they had come to a very mysterious place.
As far as the eye can see, there is an endless sea of yellow clouds, and the sea of clouds is rolling and flowing, like an endless ocean.
And under the feet, there is a palace suspended in the clouds, which looks very forming.
Directly in front of the palace, a road spreads out, twisting and turning, and from time to time a lump of white souls floats on it, lining up to enter the Hades Palace, waiting for the reincarnation arrangement of the Hades.
That's right, the palace under your feet is the Hades Hall of the underworld.
Labis looked at it with some curiosity, and then heard the soothsayer say, "I'll send you here, by the way, when do you want to leave, I'll come and pick you up in advance." ”
Lapis smiled, "A day later." ”
"Okay, then I'll pick you up in a day's time, goodbye, young man." The divination mother-in-law smiled ugly, and then her figure blurred and disappeared.
Labis looked again, his gaze off into the distance.
This time, he saw the snake road, which is said to be 1 million kilometers long.
At the end of this snake path is the king of the northern realm, where the king of the northern realm lives.
The left-behind old man of the Northern Realm King is very pitiful, he may not see a human for thousands of years, or even tens of thousands of years, he has been accompanied by a grasshopper and a baboon for many years, and he doesn't know where he got a riotous red car, and he will drag racing when he is idle.
But his planet was so small that it could go around in a few minutes by car, but he enjoyed it.
Well, in fact, it may be because he doesn't have other entertainment.
Rabith smiled and retracted his thoughts.
"Let's go see King Yama first."
He spotted the position, descended from the sky, and landed at the main gate of the Hades Palace.
"Who? Hold it. ”
At the gate, two strange-looking people...... Well, maybe it can't be called a human, and the ghost who should be called a ghost cha shouted.
Labis followed the voice and looked over, and the image of the bull head and horse face in his previous life flashed in his mind.
He walked towards the two ghosts, nodded, and said with a smile: "Two ghosts, I want to meet Lord Yama, can you introduce me?" ”
The two ghosts looked him up and down, and found that he was neither a soul nor a soul halo on his head, and asked cautiously, "How did you come here?" What's the matter with looking for Lord Yama? ”
Labis didn't want to embarrass them, so he told them the truth: "Naturally, the divination mother-in-law sent me here, and I came to Lord Yama to ask some questions. ”
"Then you wait a minute, I'll go and report it." The bull-headed ghost said.
Then he moved away and walked towards the palace of the king of Yama.
After a while, he came back, looked at Lapis, and said, "Come with me." ”
Labis followed him, through the gate, into the inner sanctum, and into the hall of Hades.
The "wide and fat" king of Yama sat high in the main hall, busy flipping through the book of life and death, and arranging the reincarnation of the newly arrived soul.
This is not an exaggeration to be wide and fat, King Yama is very tall, more than 15 meters by eyesight, and he is bigger than the giant ape-like Monkey King, and I don't know how much food he can eat in one meal.
A pair of huge horns, with a pair of black-rimmed glasses, looks very similar to Goku's old father-in-law, the Bull Demon King.
The minotaur bent down towards King Yama and said, "Lord Yama, people have already brought it here. ”
"Okay." The king of Yama answered, but did not look at it immediately, but wrote a few words, put the pen away, and then looked down.
"It's Labis, is there something wrong with this king?" King Yama said.
He knew Labis, strictly speaking, there was no one in the world who he didn't know, but some people were more impressed, and some people needed to look up information.
And Lapis is one of the more impressive.
Because Lapis himself is not an ordinary human being, and he has done a lot of deeds in recent years, according to the merit book, Lapis is a meritorious person.
Even if he dies in the future, King Yama can keep his body for him.
The deceased who retains their physical bodies have a soul halo on their heads, and there is not much difference between death and not dying, but they can't travel freely to and from the world.
Seeing that King Yama knew him, Labis didn't feel strange, and asked: "Lord Yama, I have something to ask, a while ago on the earth, more than 300 humans were killed by the demons of the Demon Realm, are they really unable to be resurrected?" ”
"Well, of course, the souls of humans killed by the demons will not report to the underworld, so there is no such thing as reincarnation, and there is no way for you to use that divine dragon to resurrect."
"People who are killed by the demons, their souls will be tormented forever, and they will not be reincarnated, hey, do you have a friend who was killed by the demons?"
Rabith shook his head.
"Not really."
After thinking for a moment, Labis asked again, "Lord Yama, where are my parents now?" ”
King Yama flipped through the books, and after a while said, "They have long been reincarnated, don't worry, they are all very healthy and happy families, as for where, I am not convenient to tell you." ”
If the soul was still in the underworld, Labis would like to see it.
But now that they have been reincarnated, Labis doesn't want to know where they are, their souls have been cleansed, their memories have been zeroed, and they have been reincarnated as humans, and there is no longer any meaning to see or not see.
The king of Yama looked at Labis and saw that he was lost in thought, and waited for a while before he asked, "Do you have anything else?" ”
"Oh, and of course, I'd like to take a trip to the northern king." Lapis said honestly.
Hearing the King of the Northern Realm, King Yama couldn't help but sit up straight.
"Do you know Lord of the Northern Realm?"
Labis replied, "Of course he knows." ”
The king of Yama did not inquire about the root cause, and asked where Labis got the news from, in fact, if the king of Yama wanted to ask, Labis had already thought of a plan to answer.
King Yama said: "This is not a big problem, since the King of the Northern Realm has set up this 1 million kilometers of snake road, it is waiting for someone who is destined to meet him, as long as you can run through those 1 million kilometers, you can naturally meet him, I won't tell you, I also ran through the snake road a long, long time ago, hahaha." ”
"Haha, huh?" Labis didn't know that.
"Since you're going to run the snake path, let the bull head take you there, I still have a lot of work to deal with now, so I can't make small talk with you for too long." As he spoke, King Yama began to flip through the book again, picking up the pen and scribbling and correcting it.
At a glance, you can tell that he is a good Yama king who is reserved and loves his post.
"Okay, thank you, Lord Yama." Labis thanked and nodded to Lord Yama.
"Go, go, go." Lord Yama waved his hand, not even looking at him this time.
At the behest of the king of Yama, the minotaur almost found a car from somewhere, and drove to the snake road with Labis.
After about 10 minutes, the car stopped, and the minotaur said, "When you arrive, there's a snake road ahead." ”
Lapis jumped out of the car and looked up.
A huge snake head with its mouth wide open and standing not far in front of it like a house.
The wide mouth of the snake is the entrance of the snake road, a road spits out from the mouth of the snake, just like the tongue of the giant snake, along this tongue, through the gate of the snake's mouth, to the real snake road, has been running for 1 million kilometers, the end point is the northern king star.
And after putting Lapis down, before Lapis could thank him, the minotaur almost drove away in a car "suddenly", and by the time Rapis reacted, he had already gone away.
Labis took a deep breath and stepped into the huge mouth of the snake and came to the snake path.
Looking up, there is no boundless, this snake road is like a road to the sky, and there is no end in sight.
Rapeis sensed his breath.
In this position, I can't sense the breath of my partner on the earth, nor can I sense the breath of the King of the Northern Realm, and I don't know what rules shield it.
The original plan to use teleportation to the past had to be abandoned. He rose into the air, his body burning, and he broke through the air.
Fortunately, the current Labis is amazingly combative, unlike the Monkey King in the original book, who has to run for half a month, at his current speed, it won't be long before he flies out of 1 million kilometers and comes to the end of the snake road, the snake tail.
"Haha, it's here."
Rapeis laughed and looked up.
In mid-air, a small green planet hangs there.
You don't have to think about it to know that it's the king of the northern realm.
Rapis approached the northern kingdom king.
Getting closer, a huge gravitational pull pulled him, dragging him to the ground.
Lapis knew that the gravity of the northern king was 10 times that of Earth, but this little gravity Lapis had long been accustomed to it, and it was not affected in the slightest.
Rapeis landed steadily on the ground.
Rabith took a closer look at the layout of the planet.
Sure enough, it's the familiar smell.
A lane encircles the entire planet, equivalent to the Earth's equator, and is used for the Northern Realm King.
Now a noisy red car is parked in the driveway.
In addition to this, there are quite a few bushes.
You must know that gravity here is not normal, and the plants that can grow here are not simple.
Next to a slightly larger bush, a small house was built, which was the abode of the King of the North.
Directly in front of the house, a chair was placed that could lie down, and the King of the Northern Realm, who usually had nothing to do, liked to lie on it and hum a little tune, drink juice, and consume time.
Not far away, a baboon and a grasshopper were chasing and frolicking, but they didn't see the king of the northern realm, and I wondered if he was sleeping now.
Lapis simply walked over, stepped down in his chair, took a sip of a bottle of water, and looked up at the sky.
At this time, the baboons and grasshoppers found Labis, ran over, and looked at Labis from a distance, and the baboon called "no masturbation, no masturbation".
Rabith used the Lower Scouting Technique.
That's when I learned the names of baboons and grasshoppers.
Baboon:
[Bablous: Combat Power 410] (Magnifying Glass)
Grasshopper:
[Gregley: Combat Power 320 Points] (Magnifying Glass)
These two pets raised by the King of the Northern Realm actually have good combat effectiveness.
"Don't masturbate don't masturbate ......"
The baboon screamed, picked up a stone from nowhere, and threw it at Rabis.
"Ah, good fellow, dare to throw a stone at me?" When Labis reached out and took it, he threw it out with his backhand, hitting the baboon's head and making it scream, "no masturbation, no masturbation" louder.
In fact, the baboon saw that there was suddenly a stranger on the king of the northern realm, and wanted to expel the other party, but he didn't expect to be beaten back.
Maybe the baboon's voice was too noisy, and the chubby and chubby king of the northern realm, who also wore sunglasses while sleeping, yawned and walked out of the house.
"Baburas, what are you arguing about?"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Lapis lying in his love chair.
The two stared at each other for a few seconds.
The King of the Northern Realm yawned again and asked, "Who are you?" ”
Lapis stood up, straightened his body, made himself look more honest, and said with a smile: "I came from the earth, and I came here to learn martial arts from you. ”
It's better to make yourself honest and humble.
"Earth? Are there humans on Earth now? The last time I watched it was the Ice Age. The King of the Northern Realm looked at Rabith again.
Ice Age?
Labis smiled: "You are too busy, you haven't looked at the earth for too long, the Ice Age was a long time ago, not only have human beings appeared on the earth now, but human civilization has also developed to a certain extent, whether it is technology or food, it is already quite good." ”
"Huh? Are you telling the truth? Wait for me to take a look. ”
The King of the Northern Realm said, the tentacles on his head moving.
He is observing the earth with his abilities.
A moment later.
"Ah, sure enough, the earth is so beautiful now, I'm really too busy, I haven't looked at the earth for a long time, hahaha......"
Well, busy sleeping.
"You just said you were coming to me to learn martial arts, didn't you? Look at you, a human being, you can actually run from the underworld to me, it means that you are already very powerful, what other martial arts do you need to learn? Truth be told, I'm actually better at another ability. The King of the Northern Realm touched his several layers of chin, nodded, and said with a serious face.
Labis was stunned for a moment: "You mean, telling jokes?" ”
"Huh? Do you know? Hahaha. ”
I don't know what's going on, the king of the northern realm suddenly laughed at his stomach, laughed so hard that his stomach hurt, and his face turned red.
King of the Northern Realm, the laughter is too low.
If he told a joke to others, and before others laughed, he himself would have laughed so much that he was out of breath and had convulsions.
Rapes: "......"
"I still want to learn martial arts, and jokes can be learned later."
"I think you'll regret it." The King of the North looked at him.
"I won't."
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