Chapter 584: You May Not Believe It When You Say It, I'm Blocked by a Cat (Ask for Subscription)

At five o'clock in the evening, Kakashi and Tenzo took shifts, and when he came home from work in Danzo, he walked lazily down the street.

It's already mid-October, and the autumn mood is getting stronger, and the breeze is blowing, bringing a slight coolness.

Kakashi spotted a large black wildcat peeing under a telephone pole on the side of the street.

Kakashi squatted down to pick up a dead branch on the side of the road and poked the big black cat's buttocks.

"Meow!!"

The big black cat was full of excitement, and when he turned around, he greeted Kakashi in the face with his fist.

It's a good Kakashi, at the critical moment, he kicked the ground violently, narrowly avoided the big black cat's Wang Eight punches, and then he threw the dead branch in the big black cat's face in a bored manner, turned around and left.

Sou!

The black shadow flashed, and the big black cat blocked his way.

"Do cats hold grudges too?"

Kakashi scratched his head and turned sideways to get around the big black cat, but no matter how he moved, the big black cat always stuck in front of him like a ghost.

Kakashi tilted his head and looked at the big black cat, "Huh? ”

"Meow?"

The big black cat also tilted its furry head and looked at Kakashi in confusion.

Kakashi looked depressed, he was blocked by a cat, he turned around and tried to spare another street, but before he took two steps, the big black cat jumped out again!

Hell yes!

Kakashi shook his head, then spun around and shot away.

The big black cat reacted very quickly, and as soon as Kakashi moved, he jumped out and followed Kakashi deadly, trying to stop him!

Kakashi looked back at the big black cat chasing after him as he ran, and his right eye overflowed with a hint of strangeness: I...... Why can't you get rid of this big black cat?

Kakashi is now a serious ninja, and if this is to be spread, he can't even get rid of a big black cat, how will he face the enemy ninja who gave him the nickname of 'Copy Ninja' in the future?

Kakashi turned the corner and immediately stood against the wall, then pulled out a wallcovering to cover himself, and from a distance, the wallcovering in front of him blended perfectly with the wall next to him.

The big black cat hurriedly turned the corner, because the speed was too fast, the four hooves rubbed a faint dust on the ground, and it turned its head to look at the corner, but it was empty.

Gone?

The big black cat sniffed and vaguely smelled the smell of that person, but without seeing the white-haired one-eyed, the big black cat stretched out his right paw and patted his face, and then took a graceful cat step, Shi Shiran left.

After half a salary, Kakashi put away the wallcovering, put his hands in his pockets with a calm face, and went home slowly.

Walking two streets, Kakashi is blocked by a fat orange again!

"What's going on?!" Kakashi's forehead overflowed with green tendons, and his right eye glared fiercely at the big fat orange.

Not to be outdone, Fat Tachibana glared at Kakashi, his fat body still eager to try, as if he wanted to punch Kakashi in the face.

Kakashi moved left and right, Fat Tachibana blocked left and right, and a man and a cat were frozen in the street.

The passers-by next to him looked at the pair strangely, but they didn't mix blindly, and left after a few glances.

Kakashi looked left and right, a flicker jumping straight to the nearby wall, and then scurrying.

"Meow~~"

Although Fat Tachibana was fat, his body was extremely flexible, and he jumped up the wall in three or two strokes, desperately following Kakashi.

Why do these cats keep chasing after them?

It's not spring either.

Kakashi thought depressedly, but Kakashi was a shinobi after all, and with his own ingenuity, Kakashi finally returned home safely, but he wasted nearly an hour trying to get rid of the cat.

Kakashi washed and showered helplessly, and then went to bed early.

Tossing and turning on the tatami mats, Kakashi stretched out his sinful hand from under the quilt and dug under the bed.

It's up to you!

Kakashi retracted his hand and pulled out a manga with an unusually 'hot and bumpy' cover.

Kakashi lit the lamp and squinted his eyes at it.

The next morning, just after four o'clock, Kakashi got up and washed.

He and Tenzo were in charge of Danzo's security, Tenzo's work hours were from 5 p.m. to 5 a.m., and Kakashi was in charge of 5 a.m. to 5 p.m., each of them was responsible for twelve hours.

Filling his stomach with some random noodles, Kakashi left the house.

In autumn, the sun always rises very late, and the sky of Konoha is dark, and you can faintly see the stars, which is very charming.

Kakashi walked down the street alone, looking up to the sky from time to time and yawning, then rubbing his slightly messy gray hair.

Forgot to comb my hair.

Kakashi thought lazily.

Well?

Suddenly.

Kakashi paused.

Five meters ahead, on the side of the street, behind a telephone pole, a cat's head with black spots sticks out.

Kakashi breathed a sigh of relief: from time to time, those two from yesterday.

But in the next moment, the cat with black spots burst out and blocked Kakashi's path.

"Hey, hey, don't kid me......"

Kakashi glared at the dark-spotted cat, trying to scare it away with his upper ninja momentum!

The black-spotted cat is somewhat skinny and looks like just a malnourished stray cat.

Kakashi couldn't bear it, so he pulled out his beef jerky and fed it.

He prepared this beef jerky for lunch, but the black spotted cat is so big, how much can he eat?

But the facts taught Kakashi a hard lesson, and the black spotted cat chewed on the three-petal mouth, and a piece of beef jerky went down, and then chewed, another piece of beef jerky went down.

Kakashi couldn't do good deeds halfway, and he fed most of the beef jerky before he finally fed the dark spotted cat.

"Well, you can eat the soldier food pills anyway, although the taste is not good."

Kakashi got up and shrugged and said, "So, I'm leaving." ”

Kakashi took two steps to the left, and the dark spotted cat blocked up.

Kakasimo took two steps to the right emotionally, and the dark spotted cat blocked him.

“……”

Did I just dry feed the dogs?!

Doesn't your conscience hurt?!

Kakashi bent over and glared at the dark spotted cat.

"Meow?"

Seeing that Kakashi didn't move, the dark-spotted cat half-crouched down, stretched out his front paws and licked it with his tongue, and then began to wash his face.

"How can I talk to a cat......"

Kakashi sighed and slowly stepped back.

The black-spotted cat suddenly stopped washing its face, and took a few steps forward to maintain a blocking posture.

Kakashi's brow furrowed slightly, as if something was wrong.

Reminiscing about the past, Kakashi began to reminisce as long as he could remember, and half an hour later, he suddenly remembered that he had come home from work yesterday and stabbed a large black cat in the buttocks with a dead branch.

Could it be that the big black cat is the boss of all the stray cats in the village?

So I'm being hunted by a stray cat bounty?

Kakashi frowned: If that's the case, it's not going to be easy.

Kakashi thought for a moment, and his eyes lit up: There it is!

Spiritism!

Kakashi bit his thumb and channeled out his talking psychic ninja dog Parker.

"Morning, Kakashi, is there an urgent mission to call me out so early?" Parker yawned when he came out, looking left and right from time to time, looking around.

"It has nothing to do with the mission, but it should be more serious than the mission."

Kakashi crouched down, reached out to protect his mouth, and leaned into Parker's ear and said, "I seem to have been rewarded by the stray cats in the village." ”

"What?" Parker was stunned.

"Anyway, go talk to the cat and let it let me go." Kakashi said as he pointed to the dark-spotted cat that was crouching two meters in front of him and began to wash his face again.

Parker's face was confused, his skin collapsed, and he said bitterly, "But Kakashi, I'm a dog, it's a cat, it's not a species, and I may not be able to communicate smoothly." ”

"Well, please." Kakashi patted Parker's head.

Parker couldn't help it, so he turned around and ran happily towards the dark spotted cat.

"Hey, hello." Parker Road.

"Meow?" The spotted cat tilted its head and tentatively stretched out its paws to pat Parker's head.

Parker took two steps back and asked, "Why are you stray cats putting a bounty on Kakashi?" ”

"Meow!" Seeing that Parker dared to hide from his cat's paw, the black-spotted cat was greatly interested, and couldn't help but take two steps forward, and the cat's paw was ready to move.

"Hey, I'm talking to you." Parker said with a doggy face.

"Meow." The black spotted cat reached out with its claws, and a gust of demonic wind slapped on Parker's head.

Parker was furious, pounced on it and tore at it.

"It's not what I thought, but it's ......"

Kakashi waved, "Thanks, Parker." ”

As the words fell, Kakashi had already jumped on the fence and ran away in a puff of smoke.

By the time Kakashi arrived at the door of Danzo's house and handed over his shift with Tenzo, it was already past five o'clock.

"Captain Kakashi, you're late." Tianzang complained weakly.

It's really hard to stay up late every night.

"Well, you may not believe it, but I was blocked by a black spotted cat on my way here, and I wasted some time thinking about life." Kakashi Road.

Also black-spotted cat, why aren't you fat orange?

Tenzo squinted and looked at him expressionlessly.

"I'm not lying." Kakashi crossed his waist in frustration, trying to explain but not knowing where to start.

You can't tell me about the big black cat's buttocks yesterday, right?

"I don't care, since Captain Kakashi is half an hour late, then I'll make up for that half an hour too!" Tianzang was so upright that he slipped away from speaking.

What can Kakashi do, he sighed and crouched in the corner and silently looked at the door of Danzo's house.