364 Ways to turn back into a man
When Mikaka returned home, her mind was full of thoughts about the fairy sister who had rescued him from the river.
He went into the house to take a look, hum, Xiao Po hadn't come back yet.
Go take a shower first. Wait for that little imp to come back!
It took two hours for Xiao Po to drag his tired body back home. Since becoming a child, everything has become sluggish and laborious. Of course, Xiao Po will miss his previous days.
Damn it. Xiao Po hated and thought: I must find a way to restore the original state.
He knew that sooner or later his identity would be revealed.
If he knew that the genius hunter Qi Mu had become a child with all his source power, then I am afraid that the enemies he had made before would come to the door in an endless stream.
Xiao Po had just entered the bedroom, but saw that Mikaka was already sitting cross-legged on the bed, with an expression of a master waiting to punish his apprentice.
Mikaka crossed his arms, glanced at Xiao Po coldly, and said, "Hmph." You little ghost, you deceived me so badly. Also Edogawa small break! Then I'm not Kakarot! (Note: Dragon Ball male protagonist Son Goku is also.) οΌβ
He clenched his fists in anger. Fooled anger filled his chest.
Xiao Po said, "Hehe." I have always advocated a peaceful solution. But if you want to use violence. I won't say no either. β
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Mikaka couldn't beat him, but ...... If you can't beat it, you can't admit it!
This is Mikaka's home, and he has the right to kick this little crook out of his house.
"Get out!" Mikaka finally said such a confident sentence. The waist board is also straightened. has been a man for so long, today is his toughest day! Behave! You have to have a backbone!
"Whew! Get out of here! "Xiao Po doesn't miss this broken place. He didn't have much luggage with him, so he packed his clothes in his backpack and prepared to leave.
Before leaving, though, he turned around and said to Mikaka, "Oh. That's right. Something I forgot to tell you. I know the way to turn you back into a man.
"Wait!" Mikaka hurriedly called out to him, "You're not going to lie to me again, are you?" β
Xiao Powei smiled, always the kind of smile that no one can see through, "Do you believe it or not." Anyway, it's not me who became a woman. β
"Whew! Don't try to trick me! Mikaka was scared by him and worried, "I won't be fooled again." β
"Hey." Xiao Po's laughter was full of disdain, "You shouldn't be planning to wait for the snot of the emperor worm brought by the parallel traveler that Yao Lingzi said?" If so, I can advise you to die. Because as far as I know, the parallel traveler won't come to this world until a year later. If you don't believe me, you can call Yao Lingzi. β
"Phew. I won't be fooled. Hit it, I'll be afraid of you? Mikaka really took out his mobile phone and dialed Yao Lingzi's number.
When Yao Lingzi came to visit before, she left her mobile phone number. Mikaka has saved it in the address book.
"Toot toot!"
The mobile phone rang two or three times, and Yao Lingzi connected. She was guarding the shop at the Demon Spirit Prop House, sitting behind the counter, eating instant noodles.
"Sister Reiko." Mikaka asked, "Can I ask one thing?" β
"Ask?"
"Something about the parallel traveler. I've heard someone say that it won't cross into this world until next year? Really? β
"Ugh. This one. It seems to be true. Yao Lingzi said: "He sent me a message before, saying that there was something delayed in another world. So, it looks like we're going to have to wait until next year. β
"Ahh Hanging up the phone, Mikaka was stupid.
In this way, he has to be a woman for another year?!!
Don't! He's going to be a manly man again!
However, Xiao Po deliberately got angry with him, turned on his mobile phone, and played Lin Zixiang's "Men Should Be Self-Improvement"!
This passionate song, with Mikaka's current state, can't be erected.
"Oh. Forgot. Xiao Po pretended to apologize, "You are more suitable to listen to Anita Mui's "Woman Flower" now. β
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This little ghost, it's so bad...... However, even if Liang Jingru gave him "Courage", he would not be stupid enough to die.
He slanted a pair of questioning eyes and stared at Xiao Po. "You really, can you help me turn into a man again?"
"It's true."
"Wait." Mikaka is used to being abused, so she reflexively looks for all kinds of bugs, "Are you sure you won't take me to sex reassignment surgery!" It's not a man to turn back like this! β
"Huh. You can rest assured. The method I offered. Simple, convenient and effective. Painless, non-traumatic, no hospitalization. β
This little broken rhetoric, how does it look like the statements of some pit hospitals.
"No, I can't. You have to swear. Mikaka still didn't believe him.
Xiao Po's smile was a little stiff. This stinky boy is getting smarter and smarter. It's hard to deceive. But in order to continue to make Mikaka a good dog, no matter how cold Xiao Po is, he has to raise his five fingers and swear, "I swear, if I cheat Mikaka, I will be like him and become a woman." β
"Hmm...... That's pretty much it. Mikaka was satisfied.
Xiao Po said: "So? Do we continue our agreement? β
"Hmm...... Xiao Po, please sit ......"
Mikaka's backbone lasted less than ten minutes, and it was completely soft. He hurriedly patted the sheets and asked Xiao Po to take a seat.
"Bring a basin of hot water. I'm going to wash my feet. "Xiao Po really has to make inches.
"Die!" Mikaka actually refused. "Really when I'm a servant? I'm telling you, I'm not going to be a dog anymore! β
ββ¦β¦ You've changed. Xiao Po was surprised.
When did Mikaka become so backbone?
It's really impressive.
Never mind. Xiao Po decided to save him some face. After all, Xiaopo is now a tiger falling in Pingyang, and he can't get an inch, no matter how he drops, he has to have a good relationship with Mikaka.
This kid is a god anyway. It's still very useful.
"That's not right," Mikaka suddenly remembered one more thing, and hurriedly asked, "You promised to help me turn into a woman again." But you didn't say when! β
"In less than a month, I will be able to make you a woman again."
"Really?!" Hearing this, Mikaka died of joy, as long as he was a woman for another month, he would be able to get out of the sea of suffering. Not to mention, only a woman can understand the pain of being a woman. Not to mention the 'relatives' who come once a month, during this period alone, Mikaka has been sexually harassed no less than ten times on the subway bus.
At one point, he also personally caught the pervert and handed it over to the police uncle.
Hmph, don't look at him beautifully, just think he's a bully!
"Still. In the meantime, you will have to obey my commands. This time, when Xiao Po put forward it, Mikaka didn't dare to refute it.
No way, this little broken child grabbed his weakness. Mikaka lamented that he was a puppet now, and that it was better to be a dog than a man!
"However, I will not do murder and arson, illegal things." Mikaka solemnly put forward the condition, "Also, I'm not a dog!" "This is his last dignity!
"Rest assured. You don't have the guts to do something illegal. As for being a dog or not, it doesn't matter. "Anyway, there is no shortage of dogs.
"That's good." Mikaka's idea was still too naΓ―ve.
With his wisdom, in the end, he will still be played with by Xiao Po in the palm of his hand.
He never expected that the first task given to him by Xiao Po would be......