616 Ma Yunlu
Under the city wall, the boundless Xiliang army, lined up with flags, heavy soldiers, most of the soldiers were burly, holding black spears in their hands.
"Cao Apu, cowardly as a mouse, cowardly as a rabbit, the son of a eunuch, a thief of calamity!"
The Xiliang soldiers scolded in unison, and the momentum shook the sky.
In front of the team, a little general wearing a golden helmet and armor, covered with a white robe, rode on a high-headed horse with a red maroon in his hand, holding a golden gun, with his back to this side, he waved his hand, very much like the conductor of a chorus, every time he took the lead in shouting, and the people below shouted, but this voice was obviously lacking in breath and a little sissy.
Cao Cao had a smile on his face, as if he was watching a play, but he had an unbearable headache, and he kept beating his head, sweating on his head.
Wang Baoyu asked Zhang He beside him suspiciously: "Is this person Ma Chao, this physique is not very strong?" ”
"Well, it's about the same size as you, how can it be a brave and combative Ma Chao?" Zhang He blurted out, then realized that he had lost his words, and analyzed embarrassedly: "This must not be Ma Chao, I don't know who it is." ”
"Hehe, in our place, this kind of person is called a pseudo-mother." Wang Baoyu said lightly.
Cao Hong didn't like Wang Baoyu, so he snorted and explained: "This is a female general, Ma Chao's sister Ma Yunlu." ”
Wang Baoyu felt very surprised, the book didn't seem to say that Ma Chao had a younger sister, now it seems that this sister seems to be quite favored, and the golden helmet and gold armor are not something that ordinary people can wear.
While talking, Ma Yunlu was probably tired of scolding, turned the horse's head, and revealed his true face, with a standard melon seed face, willow eyebrows, and a little bit of cherries, but he was also a beauty.
"When Ma Chao is defeated, let this woman serve the old man." Cao Cao said mockingly.
As soon as Cao Cao's words fell, a team of banners in the Xiliang soldiers unfurled, and a general in silver helmet and silver armor came out, covered with brocade robes, about thirty years old, more than one meter eight tall, white as jade, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, tiger back and bear waist, at first glance is a top general.
"This person is Ma Chao!" Cao Hong said with a little panic.
"Ma Mengqi, like his father and brother, gave birth to a good skin." Cao Cao himself is average-looking, but he didn't forget to praise others for their good looks.
Ma Chao ran to the front of the team, pointed at the city tower with a silver spear, and scolded loudly like a bell: "Cao Cao, harm my father and brother, Ma Chao will definitely eat your flesh, drink your blood, and crush your bones to ashes!" ”
Cao Cao gave a thumbs up and praised it teasingly: "Hehe, there is filial piety!" ”
"Your name is Han Xiang, you are really a thief, you coerce the Son of Heaven to order the princes, the world doesn't want to capture and punish him, old horseman, you can't die well!" Ma Chao kept scolding.
"Hehe, ambitious!" Cao Cao praised it again, but still shook his head and said: "I have heard these words more than a thousand times, and there is nothing new. ”
Wait, if you can force generals like Cao Hong and Zhang He to blush, the next words will definitely be even more ugly, Wang Baoyu thought to himself.
Sure enough, Ma Chao's next scolding made Cao Cao unable to sit still. Even Wang Baoyu heard it, and felt that this person was really talented.
"Cao thief, I swear to cut off your head, soak yourself in the latrine, and let the maggots eat it all! Cut off your tongue again, step on the soles of your feet, and turn into a puddle of filth! I will also destroy the ugly things in your crotch, feed them to the Shiba Inu, cut off your feet, burn the sky, and gouge out your eyes......"
Ma Chao's words were extremely vicious and extremely insulting, even a thick-skinned person like Cao Cao was scolded so that his eyes were on fire, his eyes were about to split, and he forced his anger and pretended to grin calmly just smiled, and then he couldn't stop it, and shouted: "Angry old man!" ”
With a bang, Cao Cao fell backwards and fainted in anger, Wang Baoyu hurriedly went over to pinch people, and someone helped rub his hands. After a long time, Cao Cao finally woke up and struggled to sit on the chair again.
Ma Chao was still scolding below, it had extended from Cao Cao's organs from head to toe to the women in the family, and the swear words were unbearable, I thought that Cao Cao would order to attack Ma Chao, but he sat stunned for a moment, but let out a burst of laughter, with a hint of pride and even satisfaction in his smile.
Wouldn't it be stupid, stunned, or a masochist?
"Lao Cao, are you okay?" Wang Baoyu asked worriedly.
Cao Cao shook his head and said proudly: "Where blessings and misfortunes lie, where misfortunes and blessings depend, Ma Chao's scolding actually cured the old man's head wind." Pass the order down, please Ma Chao continue to scold! ”
There are still such people in the world, Wang Baoyu is speechless, Ma Chao's scolding is really ugly, he must have fought with him a long time ago, but Cao Cao is now happy from the bottom of his heart, just because he sees the good side of this matter.
No wonder Cao Cao can lay down such a big country, but I am afraid that this kind of open-minded person will be difficult to find a second one in the world.
Cao Bing got the order and shouted in unison: "Please General Ma Chao to scold more!" ”
Ma Chao's throat was dry, and he just drank a saliva, and when he heard Cao Bing shouting like this, the water in his mouth squirted out, and he was dumbfounded for a while.
I've seen a shameless one, but I've never seen such a shameless one, Ma Chao was hesitating, Ma Yunlu giggled and urged: "Brother, scold again!" It's funny, huh. ”
Ma Chao scolded for a while without confidence, the other party's city gate was closed, indifferent, and he felt quite bored, so he couldn't help but retreat.
Ma Yunlu listened to his brother's scolding very funny, laughed forward and backwards, and there were bursts of laughter like silver bells, this time he didn't scold, he felt bored, and shouted at the city: "Cao thief, don't you dare to see everyone without a face?" ”
When Cao Cao heard this, he made a move that surprised everyone, he stood up without hurry, appeared on the city wall, and said with a smile: "But I didn't expect that Ma Teng's daughter would have such a national color, and she was willing to be your husband." ”
Ma Yunlu suddenly turned pale with anger, spat at the ground fiercely, and scolded: "Shameless old thief! ”
Xiliang Bing had already heard of Cao Cao's name, and they all poked their heads to see for a while, the formation was scattered, Cao Cao puffed his chest, and said loudly and seemingly easy-going: "Lonely is Cao Mengde, with eyes and eyebrows, nose and mouth, snoring when sleeping, and smelly from the toilet, no different from ordinary people." ”
Among the Xiliang soldiers below, there was a burst of laughter, probably thinking that this person was quite interesting. Cao Cao continued: "If there is any difference between me and you, it is just that I have read more books, won more battles, and have many wives and concubines. ”
"Cao thief, don't say much, have the courage to come down and fight me." Ma Chao was angry and rode out again.
"Ma Chao'er, Gu Zhier is like a mustard, the sky has the virtue of a good life, if you put down your weapon immediately and be captured, you can consider letting your father and brother go." Cao Cao said fearlessly.