Zhuo Yang: I want to score a hat-trick in the German Cup final

Early the next morning, the front-page headline article in Bild caused a sensation in Europe, and Zhuo Yang vowed to win the German Football Association Cup two days later.

The DFB Cup does not have much influence in European football, anyway, it is far less than the FA Cup, the Copa del Rey and the Italian Cup, but it is also the first cup competition of Germany, one of the five major leagues. No player has ever been so arrogant as to swagger before the game, not to mention that this is Zhuo Yang who has the aura of 'hat-trick curse'.

Question: Zhuo Yang, do you want to witness your 'Zhuo Yang curse'?

Zhuo Yang: I don't care, I just want to score goals and score more goals.

Q: What is your impression of Bayern Munich's head coach Magath?

Zhuo Yang: I'm not impressed.

Q: Do you want him to be out of class?

Zhuo Yang: This hat-trick is not against anyone, it is God's business to let the manager go to class, I am only responsible for presenting my goal to God.

Q: I remember that you didn't believe in God.

Zhuo Yang: The fans are my God.

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This is the idea that Zhuo Yang came up with, and the matter of football is solved in the way of football. He didn't tell anyone, didn't inform the club Madiburg, didn't go to the agent team first, and found Bild reporter Weiden Ziegler, the same person who gave Zhuo Yang his first interview four years ago, and then there was this sensational news.

No player has ever boasted before the game that he will definitely win three goals, which will look very disrespectful to the opponent's club and player, and once he misses, he will be very slap in the face, even if he wins the championship, he will not be able to make up for it, and he will be ridiculed by the world for a long time.

Zhuo Yang's willful one-man show did not leave a way out for himself at all.

Don't discuss with others, because Zhuo Yang knows that no one will agree to do this, and everyone will stop him. It's okay to make a loud noise, and jumping out so hurtful before the game is very unsophisticated. But Zhuo Yang must do this, must cause such an effect, and also has the meaning of kidnapping Madibao to accompany him.

Anyone who can read and read the newspaper understands that although Zhuo Yang did not mention 'Magat' in the interview, combined with the 'curse' of his fame, everyone knows that his words are directed at the Bayern coach, which is aimed at Magath.

There are no fools who can mix to the top of the five major leagues in the football food chain, everyone turns their brains, think about Magat, and then think about Schweinsteiger Piggy, you will know what kind of problem and reason it is. Combined with why Zhuo Yang is so indispensable, it is basically understood that the dispute between Magath and Little Pig must be related to Zhuo Yang.

are all people in the circle who serve this bowl of rice, and they have guessed the cause and effect of the incident.

Zhuo Yang didn't say anything, but he said everything. He didn't break the unspoken rules, and now he needs others to follow them as well.

Madiburg Club reacted first, and the Big Four of director Hasler, director Muller, manager Stuberner, and manager Klopp met urgently, and finally made a decision: support Zhuo Yang; Communicate with Bayern Munich to diplomatically reduce the trouble caused by this incident.

It was not easy for Madiburg to make this decision, and Zhuo Yang was blatantly contemptuous of Bayern, which would have a very negative impact on the relationship between the two clubs. This decision is also very crucial, otherwise Zhuo Yang will not be allowed to play, you have great ability, I will take a look at the hat?

They are all people who value love and righteousness, and Piggy is also a child who went out of the peninsula, and the Big Four understand Zhuo Yang's recklessness very well, and they are also very disgusted by Magath's behavior. Besides, what is Zhuo Yang's status here? The three championships this season are pointing to him, and I don't know when I can reunite in the future, so what's the point of going crazy with him? Trouble is trouble, but everyone is not afraid of things.

This decision is not as simple as it seems on the surface, which means that in the final two days later, Madiburg will choose the former between Zhuo Yang's solo three goals and the championship, and the tactics will be completely tilted towards supporting Zhuo Yang, even if Bayern Munich played 4:3. Of course, it's better to have the best of both worlds.

His teammates had nothing to say, and Mario Gomez jumped out first: "I did it." ”

This is quite righteous, you must know that the Musketeers have not only suffered a goal drought in the Champions League, but have not been touched in seven rounds of the league, and he desperately needs to score, otherwise it will definitely affect his national team striker ranking in the summer home World Cup. However, Gomez did it anyway.

Everyone: "Let's do it!" ”

Zhuo Yang knocked his heart with a tiger's mouth and nodded at everyone. "Brothers, no matter where I go in the future, no matter where you go in the future, I hope you all remember that we are Madiburg people. Football isn't just about winning or losing, it's about something more. Let everyone know, don't mess with us Madiburg people! ”

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Piggy: "You know everything?" ”

"Well, it's all there."

Piggy: "Well, I hope you can make it." To be honest, you know, it's all suffocating......"

"Just wait."

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Grandpa: "It's a bit reckless for you to do this, don't do it in the future." But why do I find it so enjoyable? ”

Scar: "Hemp sells batches, this is when our six musketeers are all dead." Didn't say it, get him! ”

Butcher: "What, I'll set the wine when I go back, let's get drunk again." ”

Second brother: "All the gorgeous flowers are stretched proudly and alone, and I look at it, it is a cactus." Zhuo Yang, it is a pity in my life that I can't give you these three assists. Damn, that's ......."

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Bayern Munich team exploded, Zhuo Yang is provocative, contemptuous, and even insulted, how can the face of the giants be a rag for others to abuse at will, Ballack and Kahn The two bigwigs first questioned.

Michael Barak: "Zhuo Yang, I know your relationship with Piggy. "Barak has been doing this since Hargreaves last year." But...... You're making us look too ugly, aren't you? ”

"Misha, I'm really sorry, if I offend you, I'll pay you a loss." said so, but Zhuo Yang slandered in his heart: Just pat your chest all day long and promise to take care of the little pig as a brother.

Ballack was indeed a little weak in his annoyance, Piggy was confined and he did not stand up to say a fair word to Piggy because of his contract entanglement with the club, but chose to protect himself.

“…… You know, you know you're not targeting me ......, okay, then let's rely on our real skills......" Putting down the phone, Barak sighed: Alas——, why have things been so much in the past two years? It really doesn't work, just go.

It wasn't until he waited for the call from football emperor Beckenbauer that Zhuo Yang knew that his goal had finally been achieved.