340: Wei Bat Attack, Messy Mousse in the Sea of Joy (4.3K Ticket Request)
After Wayne put on the Batman mask again, all the fans in the stadium had gone crazy.
Adidas is also dumbfounded, Howard plays Superman and you Wayne play Batman?
Who leaked the secret?
However, now DC is happier than Nike Adi, and I didn't spend a penny, so I was made a wave of soft advertising.
No, this is a soft advertisement, this advertisement is simply too hard to be hard!
True. Winner in life!
Marvel: Don't be afraid, when our Iron Man movie comes out, we will turn the tide!
Just like Howard just now, the fans don't care about how Wayne dunks later.
As long as it's not a particularly crotch-pulling dunk, it's definitely a good way to get a full score.
Howard and Wayne ushered in a new era of slam dunk contests that don't look at dunks, but look at gimmicks.
Wayne's bat costume excites fans even more, in addition to being more restored than Howard's, but also because Wayne has always had the nickname Batman.
Therefore, there is also a tribute to one's own nickname.
Wearing a cape and a mask, Wayne walked to the halfway line with a basketball as two staff members in fancy costumes sat under the basket carrying the bench.
One of them is dressed as a clown, and the other is dressed as a penguin.
are all classic villains in Batman.
And at first glance, the penguin man looks a bit like Popovich.
Well, that's what Wayne asked.
The old thief must arrange it for him!
Popovich, who was watching the game, was angry and had a pain in his teeth, and now the slam dunk contest can be so sarcastic about his opponent?
I'll sue you for personal attacks!
There was no doubt that Wayne was going to fly over two people to complete the dunk.
Wayne jumped high after the run-up and easily flew through the air with two villains to smash the dunk with one hand!
This ball is actually not very difficult, because the two staff members are not high, and they are still sitting.
Wayne was able to fly over with ease.
But it can't be helped, gimmicks and feet.
The moment people saw Batman take off, they immediately climaxed collectively.
What are you waiting for?
It's over in 10 minutes without a brain!
In the final round, according to the rules, it is the fans who vote to decide the championship.
But Maji Jamsen still excitedly held up the 10-point sign and expressed his attitude.
To be honest, this buckle is not as real as Wayne's last one smashing the board in the air.
But this time the gimmick is enough and the creativity is good enough, so that after the adrenaline rushes, I can't help but want to give full marks.
Why is the NBA's slam dunk contest increasingly unwatched? Because the classic moves of the predecessors have squeezed the space that can be played in this event to the extreme.
For example, if you come out of the whole Carter arm at this time, it will only be a perfect tribute at most, and it will not achieve too sensational effect.
You say you're going to show off your inhuman physique? Truth be told, the NBA is not lacking in players with explosive physical fitness. The little potatoes and the nine-fingered greens bounce and can scare people to death.
If you show off again, can you show better than them?
Howard and Wayne chose to go the other way, and the results were unexpected.
David. Stern made the NBA go global, and to put it bluntly, it relied on heroism and entertainment.
Howard and Wayne just took entertainment to the extreme.
If you want to say that you just look at the dunk, seriously, the slam dunk contest outside the NBA may be more exciting.
NBA players, their main goal is to play official games, so no one actually trains to dunk.
But outside of the NBA, there are a lot of professional dunks. They specialize in training dunks, specialize in dunking movements, and make a living by performing dunks.
They don't have to think about how to beat their opponents, how to run tactics, how to improve their offensive skills.
There's only one thing they have to think about – dunk beautifully!
As a result, their dunks are actually more powerful than the dunks of NBA players.
In the future, the world-famous "White Jordan" is the best of the professional bucklers.
You don't see that he was once invited to the NBA All-Star to perform, but he scared a lot of NBA stars stupidly.
He may not be able to play professionally, but in the area of dunking, White Jordan can really say: "You guys who play in the NBA are younger brothers." ”
Since the dunk itself has no way out, Wayne is not like LaVine and Gordon, who has the ability to dunk flowers.
Naturally, you can only take an off-the-market move.
Wayne took off his mask, raised his arms, and flexed his biceps.
Yao Ming and Yi Jianlian couldn't help but rush to the field, hugging and taking photos with Wayne.
Roy, who just won Wayne a few days ago, also applauded and became a little fan in seconds.
Of course, what makes the fans even more happy is ......
The dunk contest has been so exciting, but it's not over yet!
It's like going to the cinema and watching a movie and you're excited to find that there is an orgasm after an orgasm.
Of course, that kind of movie is generally more bladder test. If you don't have a steel bladder, orgasm after orgasm can be painful.
Next, change Superman to make a move.
Barkley is also very into the play: "Wei has already brought kryptonite, I don't know if Superman can still show his strength!"
Believe me, this Batman is more ruthless than all the Batman in the comics and movies!
He really wanted to kill Superman! ”
Howard and Adidas are a bit square now, not because of Wayne's bat outfit, but because of Howard's next dunk, which is very similar to Wayne's second dunk in the preliminaries.
Howard first let the basketball bounce off the ground, then pushed the ball with his left hand in the air to hit the board, and then caught the basketball with his right hand to complete the dunk.
It's similar to Wayne's previous buckle, both of which are in the air and have a rebounding step.
To be honest, this dunk of the happy beast is also very exciting, this dunk and Wayne's dunk in the air can be said to be the two most difficult actions of this slam dunk contest.
But because Wayne had already deducted a similar one just now, the reaction from the scene was not as enthusiastic as expected.
Adidas mentally "chuckled" and felt like he was going to lose!
Next, it's time for Wayne's final dunk.
Howard had just dunked a ball in Superman's outfit, but Wayne was still wearing Batman's outfit.
In other words, he will still dunk in this dress in the next dunk.
Wayne didn't talk much nonsense, and took the clown and penguin man who had just been "caught" by him onto the court.
The attention of the whole court was on Wayne alone, and when he came on the field, he motioned for everyone in the players' tunnel to disperse and make a way.
Then, a car drove out, and Nike's ultimate move came.
"It's a ...... A Batmobile! Oh my God, Batman brought his ride to the scene! ”
Peyton's mouth can't be crooked now, and Wayne's series of bells and whistles simply subverted people's perception of the slam dunk contest.
Forget about using props, and even modify a Batmobile directly!
Nike went to great lengths to help Wayne rebuild a Batmobile.
In Wayne's previous life, Griffin flew over the car, in fact, there was an element to help Kia advertise, so Griffin's team didn't have to spend money to have someone deliver the car to the door.
And it's just an ordinary car.
But this one, it's an exaggerated Batmobile.
The car is a modified version of a Ford Mustang, and the exterior has been very sci-fi modified, and it is almost impossible to see the original appearance of the car, which is similar to the Batmobile in the movie.
Adidas was completely stunned, you just threw money at it for a slam dunk contest......
As for it!?
Well, if Adidas could also taste the sweetness of the Chinese market, he would not have such a problem.
It can be said that this is definitely a sure-fire deal.
Moreover, the value of this car will be directly doubled after the slam dunk contest.
There are a lot of idle local tyrants in this world who are willing to spend money to buy this car and go back to collect.
Even if Nike sells it right after the game, it won't lose money.
The Batmobile drove into the basketball court, and after the door opened, Director Zhang was happy: "Hey, a dwarf came down from the car!" What's going on? The story that Batman and the Seven Dwarfs had to tell? ”
Paul: "You're the dwarf, your whole family is the dwarf!" I'm playing Robin, Robin! How? Am I not tall and burly enough!? ”
As Batman's assistant, Robin stands next to the Batmobile.
Wayne patted Cannon on the shoulder, then began to step back, ready to run.
At this point, the Batmobile is lying under the basket and Paul is holding the basketball.
Everybody knows that Paul is going to throw the ball up later, and then Wayne flies over the Batmobile and catches the basketball in the air and dunks!
Well, that's probably one of the few dunks that people know what you're going to do and still look forward to it.
At this point, even Howard applauded Wayne.
Wayne ran and jumped in front of the car. The cannon threw the basketball high in the air, and the timing and height were just right.
The cooperation between the two is very tacit.
Wayne received the basketball with both hands in the air, and his body was very stretched.
This ball, in fact, is very close to a slam dunk in actual combat, but there is an extra car under the soles of the feet.
And the actual dunk is what Wayne is best at!
"Bang!"
The hoop made a loud noise, and the hoop sank down.
A powerful two-handed smash dunk, Wayne ended the game!
"It's over! It's over! Go home, go home! Batman defeats Superman and he accomplishes his mission! ”
After landing on the ground, Wayne took off his mask and smashed it on the ground, and walked to the sideline with a cock expression in front of everyone.
"It turns out that MVPs are capable of dominating any game. Whether it's an official game, a three-point contest or a slam dunk contest, Wayne can have it all!
He's about to make good on his promise, and he's about to leave with two trophies in one night! ”
Kenny. Smith was sandwiched between Barkley and Payton, left and right with Wei Nan.
Don't blow it anymore, you guys don't blow it anymore, can you think about Howard's feelings?
And then Kenny. Smith looked up and saw that good fellow, Howard himself was cheering with Wayne......
He is a happy soul savior.
The slam dunk contest is basically a foregone conclusion here, and Wayne has firmly locked the hearts of fans with Nike's tailor-made dunk moves and extravagant props.
Unless Howard can dunk the effect of basketball fire with his next dunk, there is basically no way to pose a threat to Wayne.
Look at the reaction of the fans at the scene, they are all shouting "Batman", but they can't hear the shouts of "Superman".
Under the rules of voting for the champion by the fans at the scene, it is not difficult to guess the ownership of the champion by looking at the live reaction.
Howard ceremoniously walked the last dunk, and his last dunk was really not exciting enough.
Howard's second move was to prepare a small basket that stuck parallel to the normal basket on the rebound, and then placed the ball on the small basket.
Finally, after jumping up, he gets the basketball on the small basket, and then he dunks on a big windmill in the air to complete the performance.
Howard dunked one last dunk, and the entire arena shook.
But instead of cheering for Howard, they're celebrating Wayne's successful coronation!
"Yes, you can really play. I didn't expect you to turn the dunk contest like this! Yao Ming ran to Wayne excitedly, although he had experienced all this himself, he still felt that it was too magical.
Chinese players used to be able to play in the NBA, which was already amazing.
I think that when Wang Zhizhi scored the first point in the NBA and said the sentence "Everyone used to think that Chinese players were far away from the NBA, but I have proved that Chinese can play in the NBA, and Chinese can also score in the NBA", how many people were so excited.
Among them is Yao Ming.
And now?
Chinese players in the NBA are no longer just about scoring.
Chinese players can get the NBA's FMVP in their rookie season, Chinese players can win the NBA championship twice, Chinese players can win the regular season MVP and other awards, and can break the record of the three-point contest.
Now, Chinese players can still shock the audience in the slam dunk contest!
Wayne is simply creating miracle after miracle!
Maji Jiangsen also came up at this time, and shook his head vigorously: "You won Wei, 10 points, I admit that I have no choice but 10 points." You've conquered me, man, you've conquered me! ”
Wayne smiled, it's okay to conquer you, just don't conquer your charming little girl.
Almost all the celebrities present came up to hug and shake hands with Wayne.
It's almost a one-sided situation.
But Wayne stepped out of the crowd and approached Howard, hugging and talking to the happy beast.
"I'm sorry Dwight, but you have to go home."
"Hahahaha, I had a great time, Wei! Can you lend me your batsuit for two days? ”
"You can borrow a car to drive, and Robin can borrow it from you."
Paul:???
What am I in your heart!?
While everyone was cheering, the results of the vote had already been made.
The host walked to the center of the field and asked Wayne and Howard to lean over as well.
The two men stood in the middle, and beside them, the crowd had formed a circle.
"The final vote was 22% to 88%, and the winner was ......"
The host paused deliberately, but in fact everyone knew that there was no suspense.
“...... The winner is Batman Wayne! ”
"Boom!"
The crowd rushed up and lifted Wayne up.
Here are a bunch of NBA stars!
Kobe, Yao Ming, Yi Jianlian, Okafor, Roy, Magic, Mutombo......
Kobe Bryant's head: "Wait, didn't I break with Wayne?" Isn't it a bit of a shame to carry him now? Holy, WGNB! ”
Wayne sat on top of the crowd and lifted the championship trophy of the NBA Slam Dunk Contest!
Participate in one to win one, participate in one to win one.
True. I come, I see, I conquer!
The most classic dunk contest in NBA history was officially born!
This Superman VS Batman battle, even ten years later, twenty years later, will be talked about by people!
The Nike reps took a deep puff of their cigars, and their efforts were not in vain.
Tomorrow, sit and watch the fans line up to buy shoes.
In this cheerful scene, in the joyful crowd, Mousse sitting alone on the bench looked out of place.
Wyndt really dared to participate, really dared to participate, really dared to win the championship!
Mousse could have imagined all the awkward questions that reporters might have asked in the coming days.
James sighed.
He felt that Wayne's mountain was getting harder and harder to climb......