Landlord: I'm actually a man with a vest

This chapter will tell the story of the whole process of Kazama Hazuki, which is transformed from a fertilized egg into a bird's egg.

First, the male bird attacked: chirp.

The female echoes it.

After experiencing the simplest mechanical movement in the world, flowers bloom everywhere.

Three days later......

After a bird's egg in free fall, it flutters down on the window, greening the green pot.

……

Quiet. Free labor. As soon as Toko delivered the supplies to the organization arms department, he returned to his small home, wanting to open the curtains and feel the sunshine, when he suddenly saw a very powerful egg, standing above the windowsill of his house.

It's true! This lucky bird's egg stands very smoothly on the windowsill of his house, and the wind does not blow down.

"What a good egg." Torako touched her stomach and smiled kindly, thinking about tonight...

It's time for a refresher.

Putting the eggs in the kitchen, Xiao Tou hummed a little song, and happily ran into the master bedroom, ready to nest for the morning.

As an undercover agent, what he is best at is lying in the bedroom and fishing.

Xiao Tou, who was lying on the bed, picked up his mobile phone, looked at the contacts in the mobile phone, and prepared to "randomly" pick a lucky person and give her a fresh hello at six o'clock in the morning.

Suddenly, Toru Amuro's expression froze.

Kazama's cousin's phone is gone?

After going back and forth two or three times, Amuro suddenly fell asleep, got up from the bed, and pulled out his beloved phone book.

Fortunately, he has second-hand preparation.

……

Amuro looked at the blank paper in front of him, dazed.

The location that originally said Xiao Yeyue's phone number was blank at this time.

There wasn't even a single ink spot, as if it didn't exist in the first place.

Amuro witnessed the large-scale supernatural scene, and he was suddenly a little creepy.

Could it be that the demons and monsters possessed by Maori Kogoro have found him?

No, I can't panic.

It's broad daylight.

Moreover, today I am a person equipped with black dog blood.

"Toot ......" Amuro called Kazama very decisively.

"Good morning."

In the face of the boss's polite condolences, Kazama put on a bear hat, got up from the bed, and opened his eyes blankly.

"Boss, let's talk about something."

"Your cousin called, report it."

"Cousin?" Kazama asked strangely, and continued, "I don't have a cousin! ”

"It's Kazama Hazuki, the girl you showed me last week."

“???”

Kids, do you have a lot of little question marks?

"Boss, have you been busy lately? When did I have a cousin in Kazama? Moreover, Who is Hazuki Kazama? I don't really know. ”

Could it be the goblin who secretly seduces the boss in his name? He hasn't seen the boss get close to any women lately! The only one who is connected is a man named Kogoro Mori.

Toru Amuro on the other end of the phone fell into an eerie silence.

Is he delusional?

No way!

He really didn't believe it!

"Hiroshi Kazama, in ten minutes, I want Tokyo, oh no, expand the range a little more, and it's all of Japan! I want information about all the women called Kazama Hazuki. ”

"Boss... You have expanded the scope, can I request an extension? ”

"Toot ......"

The phone showed a busy tone, and the poor tool man smiled wryly.

Instantly bounced off the bed and picked up the keyboard.

……

The culprit who applied the magic of killing ghosts and turning birds on the children of Kazama.,At this time, he is standing quietly in the murder house.,Watch the murderer's performance.。

"Call the police!" Conan skillfully pulled out his phone, and two seconds later, the phrase "not in the service area" deeply stabbed his eyes.

"What to do... Ke, Conan! Let's get down the mountain! Brother Beifeng's car should still be parked nearby, we can use cooking oil instead of gasoline, math teacher I said, this is called equal substitution ......"

"Physical proof shows that edible oil can only serve as a food resource." Beifeng said to the girl, complaining slightly in his heart.

This kid probably doesn't have a good brain.

Oh, he should be assertive and get rid of the possibility.

Don't you see that the oil still has a noun for edible cultivation in front of it? Gasoline and cooking oil, how can this be the same? Or the same amount of substitution?

Seriously, without Conan's kind of stomach, definitely don't go for gasoline.

"Can't go, if we go, wouldn't it give the murderer an opportunity to take advantage of, this murderer... It's not that you don't have long legs? Conan rolled his eyes.

"Let's go to the police, he still won't run?"

"It must be him!" Bi Luo suddenly lunged at her, ripped off the missing person revelation on the door, and tore it to shreds, and water began to come out of her mouth.

O my poor sir... I... I. ”

This man...

The ghost cries wolf but there is not half a tear, lie to the fool!

He also uses saliva as tears, what a little clever ghost!

Beifeng complained about these drama essences every day, and then watched Ke Duxiu's progress bar climb, and when it was loaded to ninety-nine, it was time for him to play.

Our slogan today is: oppose Ke Duxiuism with Conan as the leader, and carry forward the concept of card progress and the concept of rushing to answer.

Hengqian watched from the side, and suddenly grabbed Beifeng's hand, and said in a chilling tone: "People are afraid of ......"

Everyone: Embarrassed!

Vomit......

This man, did he take the wrong medicine?

Seeing that everyone's faces changed, Heng Qian coughed lightly and said in a normal voice: "I didn't do it, I squatted outside their door all night yesterday, this... I guess it was some kind of accident..."

Conan's face changed instantly: "It's not an accident, it's definitely a murder!" How can there be so many accidents! ”

"There are just so many accidents! To tell you honestly, when this area was not demolished, there were a total of 28 households, 40 people, and there was a fire first, and more than 30 were burned alive! Later, more than a dozen new users moved in, and accidents occurred at every turn, and some men even died while doing their wives! What's even more terrifying is that if this landlord runs out at night, the next morning, his head will evaporate. ”

Conan: "......"

This ghost story is quite scary, but he Conan doesn't believe it, if this person really dies, this place will be sealed a long time ago, and there will be water and electricity for you?

"And then later, there was only my grandfather, her husband, and a family left, surnamed Pullout, the old man who was called Pullout Pingdan later died of old age, and his grandson pulled out Feifu, and later he was also ready to move to the city to live, and he found a girlfriend... What is it called... Yuyuko. ”

"The person on this missing person notice?" Conan looked at the newspaper in the woman's hand again.

"Yes." Yokosen frowned, but still patiently answered the question of Conan, whose gender is male.

"Later, he went crazy! What else to say, Yuyuko has grown, Yuyuko has elongated, etc..."

"Terrible words."

"Elongated!"

If it's a subjective lengthening, such as hanging your tongue and stretching your tongue, it's okay, if it's an acquired passive stretching exercise......

Anyway, this Yuyuzi, I'm afraid it's already cold.

"Hey, you..."Beifeng pointed at the landlord comrade, his eyes perfectly replicating the demolition of the house.

The landlord was so frightened that he couldn't put his legs together.

"If you are full of nonsense, you will bear the consequences."

"I... I just like to talk nonsense, you hit me? ”

"That's what you said."

With a "bang", the landlord fell directly to the ground, and his buttocks smashed out a lump of blue and purple.

"You, you, you! Actually did this to me Karasuma Natsushiren! ”

"Xia Shilian... Shampoo? Compared to this, when Beifeng heard this surname, he suddenly felt a little familiar.

Karasuma?

A crow who rubs balls!

Accidentally, how to break the hidden copy when you touch it?

"Your family, do you own a winery?"

"Well, how do you know? My grandfather loves to drink the most! ”

"Do you have crows?"

"Alas, have you checked my household registration? My wife loves crows because they have white eyes! They, thieves are cute! ”

Conan, who was in the audit, suddenly turned green, and he saw that snake spirit disease, and he was serious!

He took out his mobile phone in a serious way, and put his arm around the poor "little crow" by the neck and said, "Be good, tell me what you know." ”

"The big guy has something to say, I am the most pitiful person in the world, my parents abandoned me since I was a child, my grandparents bullied me, I was often beaten and scolded by the dean of the orphanage and corporal punishment, and when I grew up, I finally begged for a wife, but I ran away with a lot of money, and now the child who is waiting to be fed at home is still waiting for me to go back to feed him, I told you! As for my old man, I heard that he went crazy later, and every day the gods babbled about what God's will, what human beings have no borders, and what miracle medicine...... Anyway, he died more than forty years ago. Then, this house certificate was dug out by me from the hole in my grandmother's shoes, and when I found it, my grandfather was dead, and then, this is my third month as a charter man! As for using a pseudonym... Isn't this a good idea when you go out? And I didn't make it up, my grandmother's surname is Hengqian. ”

After checking the household registration, Beifeng commented: "It's quite miserable." ”

Then he calmly crouched down and glanced at the corpse.

This little corpse, the soul is gone, it is estimated that it was carried away by the god of death in the field, and the corpse's big head hit the ground, revealing a look of fear.

The entire corpse is bicolored, and the fingers are very white.

It seems that he has not seen sunlight for a long time, his knuckles are thick, his fingers are square, and his nails are small and grayish, showing an unhealthy color.

Confirmed the eyes, this person, professional keyboard warrior.