In the Qingcheng Sect, the activity center of the miscellaneous disciples is not a house, but a street.

Today, this street is particularly lively, in the morning, there was a vicious brawl, and in the afternoon there was a tragic story of a centenarian beating his offspring.

"Little bastard, you stand up to the labor!" Elder Bai carried a wooden stick with the thickness of an adult's arm, panting and chasing after Xiao Ke, unkempt, without the demeanor of a foundation building monk at all.

Xiao Ke turned his head and said while reversing the distance between him and Elder Bai, "You threw the stick first." ”

"Bang dang!"

Elder Bai threw away the stick and said, "Okay, little rabbit cub"

"Not yet, I'm hungry. "Shook climbed the pole and took the opportunity to raise his value.

"Okay, Drunken Immortal Building, all-meat feast, okay?"

"Okay, but let's say it first, you can't scold me in the future, let alone beat me.

"Okay, well, I'll depend on you.

Elder Bai gritted his teeth and agreed to all of Xiao Ke's requests, as long as he can deceive Xiao Ke, a full meal must be indispensable, since ancient times, the master said, the apprentice listens, how can there be an anti-bone apprentice who bargains with the master at every turn, if he doesn't fight, he won't succeed.

"Wow!"

Just when Xiao Ke thought that he would be able to live a good life from now on, Elder Bai, his cheap master, suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood, fell backwards, and could not get up again.

"Master!"

Xiao Ke shouted and rushed towards Elder Bai, he was panicked.

"Master!"

Similarly, Yuntu, who was originally jumping around on the houses on both sides of the street, Xiao Ke's senior brother also panicked, and landed beside Elder Bai after an exclamation.

"Senior brother, what's wrong with our master?"

In the face of Xiao Ke's question, Yuntu did not answer, took out a simple stretcher from the Qiankun bag, put it on the ground, and said, "** is sick, junior brother take a hand." ”

Xiao Ke knew that Yun Tu was deliberately hiding from him, and he carried a stretcher with him to show his affection, but the most important thing at the moment was to send his cheap master home, so he didn't continue to ask.

With doubts, Xiao Ke cooperated with Yuntu to carry Elder Bai on a stretcher, and then carried Elder Bai home together.

Elder Bai's home was not far away, two streets away from the book club, and the two of them sent Elder Bai to bed and lay down.

Then Yun Tu skillfully found a bunch of bottles and cans from Elder Bai's bedroom, fed them to Elder Bai in an orderly manner, and after finishing everything, Yun Tu let out a sigh of relief, Xiao Ke knew that his master should be fine.

"Senior brother, can you tell me about Master?"

Xiao Ke made two cups of tea and handed one to Yun Tudao.

"Hehe, it's a trivial matter, it's not worth mentioning the ** disease, or the junior brother will go back first, just have the senior brother here to guard it. ”

Yun Tu drank tea, and Yun responded to Xiao Ke lightly, but Xiao Ke knew that there must be something greasy in this, his cheap master, how to say that he is also a foundation building monk, how can his physical fitness be so poor, is it a terminal illness?

Blind guessing must not be able to find the real answer, Yuntu can't get out of the words, the master fainted, his cheap apprentice must not be like Yuntu said, you can leave, if this spreads, it will be a disrespect for the teacher, what's more, there is a possibility that someone will be put on a hat of bullying the teacher and destroying the ancestor, so it is reasonable, Xiao Ke has to stay, until the cheap master wakes up.

Idle and bored, Yun Tu had already meditated, Xiao Ke didn't have the heart to cultivate, so he simply rummaged through his cheap master's bedroom, and he didn't know how to find it, Xiao Ke actually found a silver bottle of plum in a stack of books on Elder Bai's desk.

Xiao Ke secretly gave his cheap master a thumbs up in his heart, just with this extraordinary courage, insulting Sven's approach, he is his idol.

After reading it for a while, even Xiao Ke couldn't help but blush, his master's book was really exciting, it was actually an improved version of the silver bottle plum, humans and beasts were all sorted out, the scale was too big, the thinking was too advanced, and it was a little unacceptable.

"Ahem!"

Elder Bai coughed twice at the right time, Yun Tu opened his eyes, got up from the backflip, came to his side, and said, "Master wake up, let's go over." ”

"Yuntu, what time is it? ”

Yun Tu looked at the sunset outside the house and replied, "Master, it's evening, and you've been asleep for almost two hours. ”

Elder Bai nodded, sat up with the help of Yuntu, and said with emotion: "Old and old, this body is not as good as before, hey, that little bastard, what about your junior brother, let's go, it's really not a thing, I will find him tomorrow, and I want to reason with him as a teacher." ”

Yuntu's face was full of black lines, and he said, "Xiao Wang, oh no, the little junior brother is still there." ”

"Hmph, even if he's a little filial, what do you see, little bastard, don't roll over yet. Under Yun Tu's reminder, Elder Bai finally noticed Xiao Ke hiding in the corner of the tent, and he didn't have a good airway.

This time it's Xiao Ke's turn to have black lines on his face, and the master calls himself a little bastard, and you can also add to the chaos with a gentle and elegant senior brother.

Xiao Ke walked to the bedside, knelt down very consciously, lowered his head, looked like a child who had done something wrong and was waiting to be criticized, and made up his mind, no matter what this bad old man said about him, he would not run away, and if he vomited blood and burped again, it would really be a deception to destroy his ancestors.

Elder Bai was very satisfied with Xiao Ke's attitude, and snorted coldly: "Hmph, it's quite conscious, it's okay, the past is not investigated. Guess for the teacher, you have a lot of questions now, right, are you wondering why a foundation building monk is so poor in physical strength, right? ”

"Mmmm!" Xiao Ke nodded repeatedly, he was about to ask Elder Bai about this, but he didn't expect others to take the initiative to mention it, which saved a lot of trouble.

"I didn't do it today, do you think it's very cowardly for the teacher?"

"Why does the teacher know Shen Xingyun so well, but he doesn't want to see him?"

Elder Bai threw out two more questions in a row, and Xiao Ke pecked at the rice again, nodding and busy.

"Okay, in fact, these three questions are causally related, before that, the teacher will ask you a question first, and you have to answer it truthfully. ”

Xiao Ke knelt up straight, signaling that he was ready and that Elder Bai could continue.

Elder Bai nodded and said, "For the teacher, I asked you, what is the most important thing for a monk?"

Xiao Ke pursed his mouth disdainfully, isn't this bad old man shabby him, he has never eaten pork, has he never seen a pig walking, the books he read in his book club are all in vain, and replied: "Of course, it is cultivation, combat skills, and magic weapons." Master, would you like to give me two talismans?"

"Bah, do you want to reward you with two big mouths?"

Can this be wanted? Xiao Ke shook his head aggrievedly, feeling that he couldn't talk about it this day, and his flood power valve was loosened.

"Ignorant and ignorant, do you think that the world of monks is all about cultivation for food, do you think that if you cultivate immortals, learn combat skills, and have magic weapons, you can be happy and revenge, let me tell you, there is no door, in this world, whether it is immortals, people, ghosts, or demons, if you don't have a brain, don't want to live well. ”

"Why do you think it's not as good as a teacher to build a foundation and cultivate to practice qi refining, it's not that you didn't have a brain before, and you were harmed by Shen Xingyun's master. At that time, my master and I were both outer disciples, and we fought together for a place for an inner disciple, but that old bastard did something and destroyed my dantian, only one-tenth of it could be used, if it weren't for the teacher's talent, maybe he would have died early now, how could he build a successful foundation and increase his life by a hundred. ”

Xiao Ke was stunned and handed Yuntu a yes look, and Yuntu returned a yes look.

It seems that this thing is true, I worshipped a master who didn't have a dantian, this thing is a bit bad, a monk, without a dantian, it's like an automatic rifle without bullets, a burning stick, it's basically rubbish.

If you go out to fight in the future and win the small one, you have to be educated by the old behind others, and the old one behind you can't take care of it, so you can only stare dryly.

If you can't win, it's even worse, you are educated by your apprentices, and your master can only talk about it, just like today, it's a shame.

In these years, I can't worry about anything, I knew it earlier, just go to the law enforcement hall with this bad old man, blow up a story of a book club, and mine and mine, it's better than having no future.

"Anyway, I didn't drink apprentice tea, or I slipped away?"

"No, no, no, you have to be righteous, although the bad old man has no ability, but at least he saved my life today, so it's better to be a mascot master and forget it." ”

Xiao Ke's big eyes rolled slightly, his face was cloudy, and all the small movements were seen by Elder Bai, and he saw through Xiao Ke's psychology at a glance, and asked, "Do you think that following as a teacher is very unpromising?"

"Well, there's no future!" Shook was down-to-earth, telling the truth.

"Hehe, little rabbit cub, it's very sincere, as a teacher, I appreciate your pure strength, but I'm just a little stupid, I don't have a dantian for a teacher, and I'm not even as good as an outer disciple in the Qi refining period, why does the sect still give me the position of elder, aren't you curious about this at all?"

"I've thought about it, eighty percent of the sect loves the lonely and widowed elderly..."

"Fuck your stinking shit. Elder Bai's forehead was bruised, and if he could, he would definitely press Xiao Ke to the ground without hesitation and rub it.

"Ahem, ahem!" With the help of Yuntu, Elder Bai calmed down for a long time before continuing: "That's it, evil fate, I swore for my teacher that I would only accept three apprentices in my life, if I beat you to death and die in the future, only two people will send me to the end, but it will be very desolate." The reason why the teacher can have a place in the Qingcheng Sect, and Shen Xingyun's master doesn't dare to touch me is entirely because I know how to make talismans, do you know that the talisman maker knows that the same existence as an alchemist and a refiner can produce one hundred thousand monks, noble, right?"

"Noble, noble!"

What does it mean to step on iron shoes and find nowhere to find them, and it takes no effort to get them, this is it.

Xiao Ke was still thinking about learning a craft in the morning, but he didn't learn it, and he was beaten, but in the evening, his cheap master said that he would, isn't this God's blessing?

Shakener bowed his head and said, "Master, please accept the disciple's worship, and the disciple will definitely redouble his efforts in the future, inherit your mantle, and carry it forward."

Elder Bai's eyebrows jumped, and Yun Tu twitched the corners of his mouth, he had seen a fast face change, but he had never seen a book as fast, and he was still saying that his master was not good in the last second, and he was licking it non-stop in the next second, whether it was a shame for the apprentice to find an unreasonable master, or a shame for the master to find an unreliable apprentice, it is really hard to say.

Elder Bai smiled proudly and said, "You think too much, your qualifications are too poor, it won't be your turn, and your senior brother will inherit my mantle." ”

"If you don't inherit the mantle, what are you doing with me?"

Xiao Ke was dumbfounded, is there a kowtow between luck and misfortune?

"I accepted you purely to see that you were pitiful, and I had a kind heart, and I didn't mean anything else"

"Master, you're not bored. ”

"Hehe, that's just the way it is. You have no relatives and no reason, and you are almost like an orphan. ”

"Master, you have hurt someone. ”

"Hey, little apprentice, what the master said is the truth, your qualifications are mediocre, your mouth is stinky, and you are still hard-boned..."

"Master, don't say it again, I'll cry to you if you say it again. ”

"Look, it's still a glass heart, if it weren't for the teacher, what would you do? ”

"I think I'll be better off!"

Okay, the sky is dead again, Yuntu on the side looked at the old man and the young fight, his heart tightened, and he couldn't wait to go up and block the mouth of his little junior brother, say a few words, or say more things that the master likes to hear.

"Get out!"

Sure enough, the old immodest deeds are still not as high as the little immodest ones, and they are angry again.

"Okay!" the little unscrupulous turned around and left, bringing up a whole wind, and if there were clouds, it was estimated that they could also be taken away.

"Come back!"

"Great!"

The little indecent walked back again, still a gust of wind.

No matter how disobedient the apprentice is, he also collects it himself, and he must bring it, Elder Bai took out two thread-bound books and a Qiankun bag from his arms, originally wanted to start with a guided question, but when he thought of being obedient to Xiao Kezhi in front of him, he still honestly handed over the things,

Said: "The Qiankun bag contains your outer disciple identity card, Juling Pill, and I also helped you apply for the identity of the deacon of the book club, and the waist card will use the piece I gave you." As for these two books, I worked hard to pick them out for you, and it took a lot of time, and if you didn't come back before noon, you wouldn't have to be beaten badly. Take it back, practice hard, don't go out to show off if you can't get famous, it's small to be beaten to death, and the person who threw me is big, get out of here. ”

Xiao Ke took a pair of items suspiciously, and muttered, "Your mouth stinks worse than mine, and you will definitely die in front of me." ”

After saying that, the girl ran away.

"What do you say, little bunny, believe it or not that I skinned you. ”

"Ahem, ahem!"

"Master, stop scolding, your body is important, the little junior brother has already run away. ”

Elder Bai behind him and Yun Tu were in a mess, one was about to rush out to fight with his shoes, and the other was going to stop him alive or dead.