372:The Buttocks on the Training Ground (4.2K Ticket)
Barkley joined Portland as an assistant coach, which is undoubtedly the first time in NBA history that a mere assistant coach can make such a big splash.
The Spliggy Jazz have also been in the spotlight lately, and everyone is curious to see how he will have chemistry with the Trail Blazers' group of players.
. T also struck while the iron was hot and held an online poll for fans.
Well, ordinary assistant coaches,. At most, the fans will be asked to pitch how long he can stay on this team.
But Spliggy Sir is different. The headline of the vote was that he would be punching his players on the first few days of the season.
Buckley:......
Not to be outdone, ESPN also put together an online vote — Barkley would get a technical foul in the first few games of the season.
Buckley:......
Who are you!?
He's a serious assistant coach!
Would I do that kind of illegal thing? I've been a moral role model since I was a player, okay!
Barkley is very angry, your TV station's heart is black, you know to make fun of me.
Oh, it seems like I used to be the darkest in the group......
Regardless, the Trail Blazers are once again in the spotlight.
Barkley's news is also a reminder that the Olympics are a thing of the past.
Next, a new round of fighting is about to begin!
No matter how humiliating the defeat at the Olympics is, it is irreversible.
If you really want to change something......
Then be ashamed in the NBA!
Dream Team Players: It's harder to be ashamed in the NBA......
Wayne's defeat of the Dream Team really made the mood of the fans of the beautiful country not beautiful.
Before Barkley joined the Trail Blazers, the entire NBA market was dead.
Fortunately, there is a Bar Lord who has made such a play, so that the fans' attention is focused on the NBA again.
Although the outside world looks at Barkley's joining the Trail Blazers with an entertaining eye.
But no one in the coaching team took it as a joke.
Barkley didn't grin either, and got to work soon after joining the coaching staff.
Together with Carlisle and Donovan, they developed a training plan for the new season's training camp.
In the process of working together, Carlisle discovered that this Spliggy Jazz does have business capabilities.
He watches game footage every day, studies player reports, and learns every aspect of his players.
Of course, he also has a very high demand on the players.
Especially for the interior players, Barkley said that after the start of training camp, the interior players of the Trail Blazers should understand what real confrontation is!
Carlisle said that he was very good, Nima is buying an assistant coach and sending a sparring partner.
No, send a security guard!
Finally, at the end of September, the Trail Blazers players came from all over the world to assemble!
The day before the start of training camp, the Trail Blazers held a press conference for the new signings to officially meet with the fans.
Tony, Jordan Jr., Birdman and Dragic all appeared and raised their jerseys.
Tony. Allen was smiling, he had been looking forward to joining the Trailblazers for a long time.
From last year, when it was rumored that the Trailblazers wanted to trade him, the two sides finally held hands after more than 300 days of long-distance love.
Moreover, Tony also got a contract that was much bigger than the Celtics.
With money and a reunion with his brother, can Tony not smile brightly?
Next season, even if you are desperate, you have to help your brother bring down the country!
Tony lifted his new jersey with the Trail Blazers, who will wear No. 66 next season.
When asked why he wore number 66, Tony spread his hands: "Because Wei is number 99, I chose a number that echoes him." ”
Well, that's too much of a response.
The 69 group was officially born!
Next to Tony is Anderson, a colorful birdman.
Unlike Tony, Anderson has a serious face. Returning again, he cut off his long hair and replaced it with a more exaggerated towering head. Abandoned the previous No. 11 and replaced it with No. 00.
It was a sign that everything would start all over again, and he didn't want to see his mother cry for himself again.
This time he came back, but he didn't want to quit again.
Birdman really wants to make a name for himself in the Trailblazers, so he doesn't giggle, he's here to fight!
Next to the birdman, there are two stunned greens, Jordan Jr. and Dragic.
The two guys smiled very shyly, especially Little Jordan, who stood beside the social cauldron of Birdman and said that the pressure was huge.
Cauldron, Ning tattoos have a story!
Well, you can be gentle with the little brother on the training ground tomorrow......
Don't look at me as big a lump, in fact, I'm still a child......
At the press conference, reporters asked a lot of questions about the four new signings.
Of course, Tony is definitely the most popular.
People are curious, "What kind of role would you play with the Trail Blazers?" If you get into the starting lineup, you probably won't get much of the ball. How do you change this? ”
Well, the reporters thought Tony was here to be Wade Jr.
However...... Little Wade is dead!
'It's up to the coach to decide what role to play, and all I can do is give my full energy on the pitch.'
Later, someone asked Jordan Jr. what it was like to almost fall to the second round of the draft.
Jordan Jr.: I'd rather be really good at chatting.
"That's in the past, and I just want to thank the Trail Blazers for the opportunity I gave me. I'm going to play well and prove that they're right. ”
As soon as little Jordan finished speaking, he saw the birdman glance at him.
Little Jordan suddenly felt a chill down his spine, not big brother, I didn't mean to steal your position when I said those words......
All in all, today's meeting of the new signings was very lively.
Portland fans will also be eager to take a quick look at the power of the 69s.
Of course, many more are expecting different things.
As far as the birdman is concerned, he was thrown to the same team as Wayne and Barkley......
I'm afraid it's not going to start in less than a week!
Kombat ! Kombat !
Darko, who has already moved to Memphis, looked at the news and shook his head with a smile.
Fighting?
In that case, Wayne would have been able to break the birdman's wings.
Don't ask me why I know, I just know!
The next day, finally, after a long vacation and an Olympics, everyone met again in the locker room.
Wayne looked at the familiar locker room, looked at the familiar Tony, and was overjoyed.
Looking forward to the stars and the moon, I finally hope for you!
Ke Lao Snake, you have a good time next season!
I see who else you can bully!
Oh, by the way, and the one called Atay.
You look at Tony, and then you look at you.
It's called no comparison, no harm.
Really, don't blame Viagra for not recognizing brotherhood next season.
It's you who green me first!
"Tony, we're playing together again!" As soon as Wayne entered the locker room, he hugged Tony affectionately.
It's been four years, and it's been four years since I graduated.
Let's eat pizza together again and win the championship!
After the sister-in-law walked in, she also chatted with Wayne about the pony's current situation.
The two chatted very happily, and from time to time they also let out strange feelings such as "I really hope he grows up soon".
The great sage on the side was directly confused, did you give birth to a child or what?
Wayne had a good conversation with Tony and his sister-in-law, leaving only Cannon sitting in front of his locker, laughing awkwardly with the others.
How does it feel...... Falling out of favor yourself?
How is Viagra getting farther and farther away from me?
In the end, Wayne still looked at Pao'er and walked towards Pao'er with a grin.
Pao Luo was overjoyed, Wei Ge still has me in his heart!
"Yo, Chris! See, what is this? Wayne walked up to Paul and pulled out his Olympic gold medal.
"This ......" Cannon looked at the gold medal shaking in front of his eyes, sour.
Wei Ge, don't bring such a scar.
We've been sprayed badly enough since we came back, I know you're okay.
"Losing the Olympic final, isn't it uncomfortable?" Wayne not only took out the gold medal and dangled in front of Paul, but also deliberately asked.
Cannon nodded and did not speak.
How can you talk to Tony and sister-in-law, and I is to expose scars!
Viagra, you've changed!
"Well, so, don't go through that feeling anymore. We're going to win the championship this season, and we can't afford to fail! We talked last season, do you remember? Let's do it together! ”
After saying that, Wayne touched the cannon head, and then hung the Olympic gold medal directly on the locker of the gun.
Pao'er suddenly clenched his fists and gritted his teeth.
Viagra is really still the same Viagra!
"Don't worry, I'll be desperate this season, Wei!"
Cannon held Wayne's hand tightly, and Wayne ...... I think it's very numb!
I give you a special encouragement, you hold my hand and do something!
Let go, pervert!
After the players had been talking to each other for a few minutes, the locker room door was pushed open and a man walked in.
"Huh!? Gold. Kelly!? Little Jordan exclaimed in surprise, "Why did the movie star come to our locker room?"
"I'm Rick. Carlisle, your coach for the new season...... "Carlisle is speechless, that stupid big man, you sit down for me!"
"Oh, that's Mr. Coach......" Jordan Jr. sat back awkwardly, causing a burst of laughter in the locker room.
"I regret what happened to Coach McMillan. He is a good man and a capable man. I'll take over his job and work together next season to not let his hard work go to waste!"
Well, you know the two assistant coaches this season, right? Come on, say hello to everyone. With that, Carlisle waved to the door of the locker room.
Billy. Donovan walked in and smiled and nodded at everyone, after all, he was also an old comrade who had been a head coach for 14 years, and he knew how to get along with the players.
And the other coach walked in with a fat body, his buttocks were cocked high, he wore sunglasses, and he looked like a gangster.
"Yo, I'm Charles. Sir Barkley. ”
Barkley walked in, and after saying what he thought was cool, the locker room suddenly fell silent for about a second or two.
And then.......
"Hahahaha!"
Laugh!
", don't laugh, no big or small!" Lord Ba is embarrassed, isn't my appearance handsome enough?
Handsome, why not handsome, handsome and handsome.
"Alright, let's all be quiet. Listen, we only have one goal for next season, and that's the O'Brien Cup! We're going to bring the championship back to Portland!
As I am sure you all know, it's not as simple as saying it when you want to win a championship.
So from the start of training camp in the new season, we will work very hard.
Guys, work hard. ”
Carlisle hurriedly pulled the conversation back on track.
"Well, let's do it together. 08-09 Season Make Portland Great Again! ”
Wayne chimed in, and everyone raised their fists and shouted.
With Wayne backing, it would be easy for Carlisle to establish prestige in the locker room.
To work against Carlisle is to work against Wayne.
In the afternoon, the training of the pre-season training camp officially began.
Barkley looked at the players running on the training ground and was stunned.
He really didn't expect that one day, he would actually be nostalgic for this training ground that was so annoying to death.
Although the first day was just some recovery training, Barkley was surprised to find that Wayne was very serious.
Just as serious as a rookie like Jordan Jr.
To Barkley, this is incredible.
Because in their time, the stars were all privileged in training.
Before, when Fliggy first entered the league, he asked the coach very puzzled: "Why is Dr. J and Moses. Malone can rest, and I'm going to be stupid to run laps here? ”
Malone and Owen laughed at the time: "You kid knows a fart, you'll know why when you're as as we are." ”
Well, Barkley did get the privilege of being lazy in training afterwards as well.
To be exact, not only Ross Barkley, but also a lot of the stars of that time were like this in training, and they didn't take it very seriously.
So, when Barkley attended Jordan's training camp in the summer of '95, he was completely shocked.
"Training with Jordan really re-acquainted me with him. From today onwards, I will no longer envy his talent, because his success is more through unimaginable hardship.
I'm certainly the most talented basketball player on the planet, but after training with Jordan, I took it, and he does deserve the status he has now!
If I can keep training like him, there is no doubt that I will have no opponent! ”
This is the feeling of Barkley after participating in Jordan's training camp that year, on the one hand, it proves how perverted the old hooligans are, and on the other hand, it also proves how most stars treat training.
And now, although Wayne has just finished the Olympics and is already full of honors, he is still training seriously.
Fliggy knows that this kid really has a show!
It's the one who makes me willing to blow it up!
As the No. 1 Wei Chui in the American media, I am very proud!
"Hey, I've been looking for so long, and I haven't found a suitable substitute for the No. 4 position." Practicing and practicing, Carlisle beside Barkley sighed.
It's been a veritable free agency year, with not many quality players.
Now it is necessary to strengthen through trading, and there are few options.
After all, the new season hasn't started yet, and people don't know what your players can do, so they don't dare to exchange easily.
So, finding a replacement for Wayne has been stalled until now.
At present, the Trail Blazers can play the bench No. 4 position, and Travis is the one who can play the No. 4 position. Otero one.
Despite his height and long arms and accurate shooting, Oterlo, like Wayne, actually plays more from the outside.
He's not good at interior defense, and rebounding isn't his forte.
So when it comes to the playoffs, it's easy to be targeted.
If you let Jordan Jr. or Birdman go to the No. 4 position, the offensive space is too crowded.
"You don't have to find someone, I've seen the team profile and the footage of last season's game. I think there's one person who might be able to fill the vacancy at Daktro. ”
Barkley touched his chin, and on the training ground, a short round boy's buttocks attracted Sir Flying Pig deeply, making him drool LSP......