090: Don't call me Aunt Jenny (4K for the first order!) )

The NBA preseason has come to an end, and Chinese fans may be the biggest winners.

It's the China race in Shanghai again, and it's the showdown between Wayne and Yao Ming.

Seeing so many Chinese elements at one time, fans simply don't get too enjoyed.

Of course, Nike now feels that its 28 million flowers are really fragrant.

With the current influence of the NBA in China, fortunately they won Wayne!

Nike can rightly say, "We've actually seen Wayne's potential for a long time!" ”

What the? Fooled by Wayne's agent? No, no, no, there is no such thing.

However, no matter how exciting the preseason is, it is only an appetizer.

On November 2, the NBA regular season opener will begin. That's when the real excitement comes.

That's right, this year's regular season only started in November. But that's not the point, the point is that both the Houston Red and Pacers are scheduled by the league to appear in the opener.

There is no mysterious oriental power in this, but the power of David's crazy wealth.

David. No one knows what fans want to see better than I do. Stern, allowing Yao Ming and Wayne, two Chinese players, to play on the first day of the opening game, can be said to have taken commercialization to the extreme.

On the red team's side, MM made their debut against defending champions Detroit Pistons.

And on the Pacers' side, it's an explosive duel. On the opening day, their opponent was the Cleveland Cavaliers with "Little Emperor" James!

While the Cavaliers weren't a playoff team last season, they haven't had any significant signings this summer.

But you don't care about the Cavaliers' record, James is a golden sign in itself.

It's like some models of BMW, it doesn't matter if the car is good or not, it's enough to have that label.

James is the "standard" of the Cavaliers, no matter how bad the team is, with his game, he is not afraid that no one will watch it.

Now it's okay, the semi-finals MOP against the chosen son, Yao Ming against the defending champion, Chinese fans call Stern an expert.

Moreover, Stern also deliberately staggered the timing of the two games.

In this way, Chinese fans don't have to worry about which one to watch.

Children make choices, and Stern wants you to watch them all!

After Wayne got the schedule, he really didn't expect that he would meet Mousse so soon.

But strictly speaking, he and James are not in the right place.

The one who was really excited was Gangtai.

The opportunity to be the chosen one, of course, this product will not let go.

After getting along with each other during this time, Wayne discovered that Atay, an iron-elbowed man, had a characteristic.

is that no matter who the opponent is, he will implant a deep hatred for the other party!

That's right, hate, the kind of hatred that would have killed you.

Under normal circumstances, a player will only bring this kind of emotion when he meets his mortal enemy, such as the league's great centers in the future, C-Duo and Pao'er.

But Atai is different, he can really treat everyone as mortal enemies, fight one and hate the other.

It's really abnormal, so Artest receives weekly counseling from the Pacers' psychologist and prescribes medication to him from time to time — though he never does.

It can be concluded that Atai's irritability is not just due to personality, but also psychologically.

Growing up in Queensbridge, violence was as mundane as everyday life, with his parents fighting in front of him every day......

As a child, I was constantly exposed to stress and trauma, and the common symptomatic response was anxiety and depression.

It's no wonder that he is so angry when he plays.

It is estimated that this is also one of the reasons why Atai's relationship with other people is not very good, because everyone doesn't want to contact this sick "freak", and over time, Atai doesn't like to come into contact with most people.

Wayne is an exception, of course.

Presumably Wayne never looked at him as a freak.

Or is Wayne's skin color in the NBA actually considered a freak by most people?

"Wei, how are you and that tennis girl?" After today's training, when Atai changed his clothes and was about to go back, he chatted with Wayne.

"Tennis girl? Sharapova, you say? ”

"Well, that's the name."

"How's that? I don't even know her. Wayne shrugged, the lucky tennis ball he still kept, because he found that it had Sava's signature on it.

Well, stay at home as a decoration and pretend to be a big collector.

Mainly...... Wayne's house is literally empty. A bachelor lives on two floors, and there is nothing to put in it.

"Boring man, you really didn't get her call. How old are you, and you don't have a girlfriend in China either? ”

“...... No, I'm still young, okay, what's the hurry. ”

"Young? Well, okay. Anyway, when I was 18 years old, my first son was born. ”

Wayne: "??? ”

"Hahahaha, his second son is five years old." Jackson, who was joining in the fun, saw Wayne's confused face and added.

"When did you get married?" Wayne was really confused, he had never heard Atay mention his wife.

"Last year, what's wrong?"

"I got married last year, and my second son is five years old? Okay, I can't compare to you, I haven't had a girlfriend yet. Wayne bowed to the wind, don't compare this kind of thing with Lao Hei when he gets married and has children.

"So, I think that big sister is quite suitable for you. She's tall, she should be 190 centimeters, right? Didn't you say you had done commercials together? Ask your agent and you've got the number. ”

As soon as they heard that Atai and Wayne were talking about their girlfriends, many people gathered to stare at Wayne.

They all seem to be very interested in the matter of the girlfriends of the Chinese players.

When Yao Ming first joined the red team, the players also asked who his girlfriend was.

Maybe in Lao Mei's heart, Chinese are more reserved, shy and conservative, so they are very curious about the love between Chinese.

"Tut-tut." Wayne shook his head, you are really direct and rude, you all want to find an agent to ask for a girl's phone number......

Is the broker using it for you?

Besides, the NBA's lofty ideals have just begun, how can you be trapped by the love of children!

Seeing Wayne speechless by Artey, everyone burst into laughter.

Old Miller laughed too, but it was clear that he was not interested in such low-level jokes between young people.

He's smiling because he's seeing that the team chemistry and locker room atmosphere is improving unconsciously.

This is a positive sign.

After returning home in the evening, Wayne was ready to get some rest early today and refresh himself for the opener game against Cleveland.

But until then, he has one more thing to do today.

Wayne made an appointment with his press officer to meet tonight, mainly to schedule the next personal interview.

After dinner, while waiting for the press officer, Wayne looked at the latest NBA news and found that there were some trade rumors about the Pacers.

In Wayne's impression, the Pacers shouldn't have made any big moves this year.

But not necessarily, though, because Bird hasn't been fired yet.

Historically, Bird was dismissed as president of basketball by the Pacers this season due to controversial remarks, and the team continues to be controlled by Walsh.

But perhaps because of Wayne, the butterfly effect caused something to change.

In short, Bird hasn't made any fuss so far, and he's still the Pacers' president of basketball.

Since he is in charge, the team's recruitment plan will definitely not be exactly the same as the original history.

Maybe someone else will come.

Wayne was thinking about it when someone rang the doorbell of Wayne's house.

Here she comes.

After opening the door, sure enough, Aunt Jenny was already standing at the door with a briefcase.

As for Aunt Jenny, Wayne felt familiar when he first met her.

After thinking about it carefully, I found that she was a little similar to Aunt Mei in the Dutch brother's version of Spider-Man in her previous life.

"Good evening, Aunt Jenny."

Wayne said hello, but as soon as he finished speaking, the eyes of the female press officer, who was originally smiling, instantly became very terrifying, and she pursed her red lips helplessly.

"I know now why you don't have a girlfriend, Wei."

"Uh......"

"I'm not that old, why do you have to put an aunt in front of my name?" Jenny said as she walked into Wayne's house, as if trying to control her emotions.

I guess if Wayne hadn't been her boss, she would have taken off her high heels and used it as a Viking tomahawk.

No way, the main thing is that Aunt Jenny is really called Shunkou.

It's all Benze's ...... Pants Horse!

The two have been working together for four or five months since June, so they are already very familiar with each other.

Jenny changed her shoes and poured herself a glass of water when she entered, then sat down casually on the couch.

"Isn't it boring? I live here alone. She looked around and saw that Wayne's house was still as good as new, and even some of the furniture labels hadn't had time to be torn off.

"Not boring, I bought a PS2 console, the latest!" Wayne excitedly pointed to the black box next to the TV.

In the previous life, the family didn't allow them to buy, and now Wayne wants to play all the classic games he missed!

"Okay......" Jenny shook her head speechlessly, are the interests of Chinese players so simple? She heard that Yao Ming was in Houston and it was good to visit a game store.

"That's fine, so you don't have to suddenly make a scandal that caught me off guard. Here's the interview schedule for the next month, so let's take a look. ”

"Uh-huh, hard work......" Wayne glanced up at the press officer, and the look forced Wayne to swallow the word aunt back, "Good work, Jenny." ”

Without the title of aunt, Jenny quickly smiled again.

"By the way, did you scare a reporter a few weeks ago?"

"Huh? Is there such a thing? Wayne scratched his head, who remembers this kind of thing.

"That's what you said if Kobe Bryant had been like you when he was off the bench, he probably would have been traded a long time ago."

"Oh, oh, it seems like that's the case."

"Some journalists are really annoying, and sometimes you have to let them know your attitude. But you were a little too direct and mentioned other players, and the impact was not good. Well, here's for you. ”

Jenny said, pulling out a small notebook from her small bag and giving it to Wayne.

Wayne was still curious about what it was, and when he opened it, he was shocked.

"Here is my summary, some of the words that responded strongly to reporters were basically swearing words without swearing. If a journalist is deliberately provocative, use it at your discretion.

Of course, under normal circumstances, you still have to be a gentle person, Wei~"

"Hmm..... Okay, I got Jenny. Don't worry, I'm not going to mess around with reporters. ”

Wayne looked at the tough and not too rude words in the book, and really admired the writing of these press officers.

Cultural people scold the street is exquisite!

It's time to integrate costs!

Actually, Jenny also wanted to protect Wayne so she did it.

She used to work as a press assistant at the Dallas Mavericks, so she knows exactly how boring, embarrassing, and aggressive some reporters' questions can be.

What's more, Wayne is still an Asian who "looks like a bully".

So, she helped Wayne get a small book of "self-defense".

In fact, most of the reporters are also afraid of the hard.

If you have a good temper, they will dare to ask anything excessive.

If you're fierce, they'll only ask what they need to ask.

"Well, that's the plan for the near future. You're leaving for Cleveland tomorrow, right? Good luck, Way. Once the regular season begins, it becomes more tedious to interview reporters, so be patient.

I'll also try to continue to help you predict your questions and give you perfect answers based on the season's trends. ”

With that, Jenny got up and prepared to leave.

Wayne shook hands with Jenny and escorted her to the door.

Seeing Jenny get into the taxi, Wayne hurriedly closed the door and opened the little notebook.

"This ...... It's all treasures! ”

Wayne found that many of these scarepy sentences in Jenny's book only need to be slightly modified to become a wonderful trash talk!

If you're going to ask Larry. Payton, which skill is more important, defense or trash talking.

He will probably answer you, "Just as important!" ”

Trash talk is a sharp weapon for walking in the NBA, first, it can engage the opponent's mentality, and second, it can consolidate its tough image.

But on the intense basketball court, not everyone can do it with punchlines.

Trash-talking, if it is embarrassing, can be counterproductive.

So, Wayne carefully studied this "Little Encyclopedia of Scared People" produced by Jenny.

With iron elbow and trash talk, Wayne felt that he should be able to protect himself in his rookie season.

Wayne, the great courtesan, has gone further and further on the road of reverse communication......