The two are far away, and the movement can't reach the teacher's ears, otherwise he will definitely mention the lecturer qualification.

"Don't you like to talk? Come, the podium is for you, and I'll go and rest for a while. ”

This is one of the common techniques used by teachers to deal with the noise of students, and it is a big killer move to retreat, and the decibel level will plummet to 0 as soon as this statement comes out.

Deathly silent, cold like the north wind, the students under the seat looked at each other, let alone their heads, and they didn't even dare to raise their eyes.

Then the math ghost possessed teacher would cliché: "Look, this time it was delayed for a few minutes, and there were dozens of people in the class, and one person was delayed for one minute, and the class was gone." ”

The sincerity of his words, the clarity of his thinking, and the rigor of his logic have made Chen Bo unable to find any loopholes and flaws so far.

"I won't tell you, there are too many jokes." Chen Bo waved his hand, which was considered a disguised admission of defeat.

"Listen attentively, don't desert." The winner, Wang Xu, delivered an acceptance speech.

The kung fu of distraction, Mr. He has already talked about the practical level.

"What most people can improve is their own way of exerting force, when facing the camera, don't laugh unscrupulously, pay attention to certain methods and skills, force the corners of the mouth, and gradually pull up to both sides."

In order to make the theory more convincing, she found a smiling photo of the same star again.

"In the early days of their debut, celebrities with small coffee positions and lack of exposure did not deliberately pay attention to their own image, just like the picture on the left, the naturally stretched smile was stretched open by the front teeth, resulting in a deformed mouth shape, and the overall shape was 'convex'."

"After receiving special training, the lip line is much more beautiful, with a slightly inverted arc and a 'concave' shape."

"If you have a wide and round face, try to extend your chin down when you smile, otherwise it will look bloated."

"There's a double chin when you extend downward." Chen Bo fell into deep thought.

Wang Xu echoed: "Let the retouchers help you P." ”

"I can't learn such a reserved smile." Chen Bo always felt uncomfortable.

Wang Xu made an analogy: "The teacher is a graceful faction, and we are a bold faction." ”

After introducing the toothy smile, Mr. He naturally transitioned to the content of the pouting smile.

"Although a toothy smile is very contagious, many people are not suitable for it, even celebrities, such as small mouths, messy muscle lines, large bone fluctuations, and a cold temperament are all constraints."

"To put it mildly, if you can meet the objective conditions of a perfect toothy smile, then you must be a standard beauty embryo, with a medium and upper appearance, even if you don't smile, with a straight face every day, there are a lot of people who show favor to you."

"It's so real, this face-looking society." Chen Bo smiled from ear to ear.

"This teacher He is 99% positive in the teaching system, in addition to teaching this course, she also teaches makeup and cross-dressing, but unfortunately it is all girls."

"What is cross-dressing?"

Wang Xu recited the incantation: "The key that hides the dark power, show your true power in front of me, and Sakura, who has made an agreement with you, orders you, and the seal is lifted!" ”

"What's that?"

"Balala Little Demon Fairy's whole body has changed, do you understand now?"

"Understood." Chen Bo nodded speechlessly.

"A toothy smile is a dynamic beauty, a pursed smile is a static beauty, it is very easy to master, the lips are naturally closed, and the tip of the tongue is pressed against the upper gums." Mr. He brought out the analysis of oral structure diagrams commonly used in physiology classes.

"I understand the reason, but why does my expression seem to be deliberately made." Chen Bo had cramps in his mouth and almost bit his tongue.

"Get used to it, so do I." Wang Xu faced a similar problem.

"What's the matter, you can't go to the customer's boss hahaha."

"It's okay, I'll work for myself, don't ask for help." Wang Xu was calm.

Chen Bo: "......"

"Some people will have drooping corners of their mouths in an unconscious state, which will give people a feeling of sullenness, and even wonder if you have an opinion about him."

"Students in this situation should consciously raise the corners of their mouths in public and formal occasions, of course, overkill will go to the other extreme, and everyone must have heard the embarrassing but polite smile."

"Do I have droopy corners of my mouth?" Chen Bo turned his head and asked.

"It's not sagging, it's underpumping." Rhythm master Wang Xu has written a war again.

Chen Bo didn't respond to the battle, it was rare to take a serious class, and he had to take notes well.

"After talking about the mouth, let's talk about the eyes, the eyes are the windows of the soul, if the proportion of the whites of the eyes is too large, it will look super fierce, practice to make the orbicularis oculi muscle a little harder, creating a temporary lying silkworm, will make the indifferent face tender like water again."

"Consider getting some bleach powder for my dark eye bags."

Chen Bo grinned: "Are you going to sing Peking Opera?" Which field? I buy a ticket to support. ”

"Next is the free practice session for the students, there are 6 experience devices on the podium, and you can do it in groups."

"Hey, it's work."

Seeing that Wang Xu didn't move, Chen Bo elbowed the other party, after all, the two were tied to a keyboard and acted in unison.

Wang Xu said unhurriedly: "There are many girls and few boys, is it a bit gentlemanly?" ”

"I can't see it, so let's wait to play with the rest of the rest?"

"Otherwise, what else can I do?" Wang Xu counted, and the 6 pieces of equipment had already been divided up by the students who stood at the front.

"Make up for sleep, it's my turn to shout." Chen Bo took off his keyboard and sat down on the floor.

Wang Xu was bored, shook his feet for half a class, and couldn't bear it, so he stepped forward and offered a heavy reward for returning a trophy.

In a daze, Chen Bo was covered with a headset.

"Hey, it's our turn."

Everything was ready, Wang Xu knocked the back of his head through the device.

"Huh? Where is this? When did we run to the cafeteria? Chen Bo didn't understand the situation at all.

"Is it a canteen? The scene I tuned was a Western restaurant. Wang Xu was surprised.

"Oh, I'm wrong, you're moving fast."

"You go to be a guinea pig, tell me which one is fun."

"What am I going to do?"

Wang Xu smiled and said: "Conquer the date with a smile like a spring breeze." ”

Chen Bo looked around and found an empty place to sit down, this time the immersion was far less than that of the Ten Tortures of the Manchu Dynasty, and belonged to the level of watching a 3D interactive movie in a movie theater.

"When is the girl coming?"

"I'll drag the plot progress bar for you." Wang Xu used the Bluetooth of his mobile phone to connect to the device to operate.

"Oops, I accidentally dragged it out too much."

Chen Bo raised his middle finger and said, "A beautiful girl in red suddenly appeared, I thought she was here to ask for her soul, she looked unhappy, what should I do?" ”

"Because she was fired by the company, the demolition and demolition of her home ended at the door of her house, which made her super unhappy."

"The demolition to her doorstep will end up with some fairy operation, haha." Chen Bo couldn't help but laugh.

"Laugh and laugh, go die." The girl was furious and directly burned the iron plate to Chen Bo's face.