437: I vomited on my wife, full of expectations for the future
The Drew League was completely popular, and without waiting for media reports, many fans at the scene had already uploaded the game video to the Internet.
The pictures people see are all Wayne's exaggerated flying, chattering and all kinds of back-to-back singles, as well as elementary school student Curry's 100 steps through Yang again and again.
What about the 03rd session?
Completely turned into a background board, Wayne further confirmed the position of the class of 03 killer.
In addition to Wayne in this league, who else can handle the class of 03 so hard like him?
Usually play games, forget it, this Nima doesn't even let go of people on vacation!
Chase and kill!
The Drew League is all over the United States, which means that the fact that Mousse and their defeat is also hot all over the United States......
In an instant, this became the biggest melon of the summer.
Suddenly, many fans ridiculed on the Internet: "With Wayne here, can Zhan Weigua still win the championship in his lifetime?" ”
Mousse also wants to ask himself, this is too thoroughly handled by Wayne!
It seems that in the summer of 10 years, no matter what, things have to be done.
Otherwise, you can really only retire Wei Ge and then want to win the championship.
Speaking of which, the Cavaliers are also making their final struggles.
Cavaliers owner Gilbert simply can't imagine if the Cavaliers didn't have LeBron. What James will look like.
To put it bluntly, James is the Cavaliers' only box office guarantee.
People pay to watch the game at the quick loan center, not to see the Brazilians fake falls.
It's not just the Cavaliers, if James is gone, even the entire city of Cleveland will be affected.
It's no joke that one person can prop up the economy of a city.
If James leaves, it will be a nightmare for all of Cleveland!
In an effort to keep him, Gilbert is looking for a great partner for Mousse.
Eventually, they set their sights on the once-legendary center Shaq.
Through a series of transactions, Shaquille. O'Neal has confirmed his arrival with the Cleveland Cavaliers, and next season the Sharks will assist James to win the championship!
Wayne's first reaction when he saw the phrase "shock championship" was "you're thinking about fart".
O'Neal + James, this combination looks quite bluffing at first glance.
Wayne remembers that when he first saw the domineering nickname "Shark Emperor Combo", he was scared.
Shaq has been in a bad state since he left the Heat, but he is still a good player.
However, starting with the Knights, Shaq's form can be said to be a direct cliff jump.
And it's true that James and Shaq aren't too suitable for each other.
As soon as Shaq stopped in the restricted area, Mousse really had to press F to enter the tank.
The Cavaliers are also forced to have no choice, there are many big fish in the free agent market this year, but none of them are yours!
Now there is no one to sign, and it can only be strengthened through transactions.
And the Cavaliers' highest trade value is James......
With other people, at most, you can only exchange for a Shaq like that.
Although the strength has declined, at least it is famous.
On the one hand, it can guarantee the box office, and on the other hand, it can also make Mousse see the determination of the Cavaliers to make up for it!
Look, we've got you a super center!
Rounding it off, the more you and Shaq are equal to chatter + Yao Ming, okay, the Cavaliers are now a championship team.
Mousse: Didn't you take me as a human being at all?
For Shaq's joining, Mousse is not excited at all.
It doesn't matter, let's spend another year with Cleveland.
In the summer of 10 years, I will find my own way out!
The summer drama is over, and the training camps on both sides are calm again.
Mousse immersed himself in working on his three-point shot, and Wayne and Curry began to get acquainted with each other.
In August, the Asian Championships began.
The national team led by the United Arab Emirates and Daishing was all the way before the final, and Daishon, as a defender, averaged 1.3 risks per game, which was outrageous.
Compared with the United Arab Emirates, the Great Sage worked harder.
After all, it was a pioneer who came out, and the bandit temperament of doing it if he didn't accept it was quite strong.
On the offensive end, Daishing also shot as he wanted on the three-point line of FIBA rules.
This monkey is like two people in the original history.
In the end, in the final, although the Chinese team encountered some trouble, it was still a little difficult for the UAE to carry Haddadi, a heavy center.
But in the end, he still defeated Iran 78-69 and won the Asian Championship in Tianjin.
In the finals, Dasheng scored 23 points, and the UAE League had 21 points and 12 rebounds, truly showing NBA-level strength.
Although he won the championship, Wayne saw that there were still many Chinese fans on the Internet who felt that this was too few wins.
"The Olympic champion only beat Iran by 9 points? No! ”
"What is this fighting, it's not a big victory, hey!"
"Sure enough, the national team still relies too much on Yao Ming and Wayne!"
Wayne couldn't help but laugh as he watched this series of reports.
Be content!
Ning you don't know that in my history, China was slaughtered by Iran 70-52 in the final!
Thank God that this can give you a whole win, but I am not satisfied.
After winning the championship, the Great Sage called Wayne very angrily: "Brother Wei, I have one more Asian Championship gold medal in my hand than you now!" ”
"You've got to be glad you saved a little life." That's how Wayne answered him.
Not long after the Asian Championships ended, the Wayne training camp in the summer of '11 officially ended.
Everyone left with a full harvest, but Pao'er left with a sour smell.
However, when the training camp ended, Pao'er suddenly had a feeling that he really wanted to be alone.
This time, it can be regarded as a real separation, leaving the arms of the old father......
, old father!
It's all to blame on Sun Yue, so that I now call Wei Ge by my father at every turn!
At the end of August, Wayne took Sharapova on a trip to Spain.
Well, at this time, the holiday has just begun, and I am a little wronged by my own woman.
Gasol was very hospitable to Wayne and Sava, and took Wayne to a meal of Spanish health ham that night.
After dinner, he took Wayne and Sava to the Big Bird Bar to have a good time.
As a result, less than ten minutes after entering, before he could drink a sip of wine, Wayne fled with Sava and his sister-in-law.
Because that's a gay!
Good guy, worthy of sister-in-law.
As a local, don't you know which bars you can go to and which can't?
The next day, Wayne and his sister-in-law went to see the horses they had raised together.
Well, Wayne wasn't a good father, because that's the second thing he saw about the horse......
Sister-in-law can come back to see her during the holidays, and Wayne really sees her once a year, purely free-range.
When Sharapova learned that the horse's name, which means "forever yours" in Spanish.
She threw up.
"Gott~ I'm sorry, I have to ...... Go to the bathroom. ”
Sava left in embarrassment, leaving Wayne and his sister-in-law staring at each other.
"This ...... Not really, right? What a beautiful name. The sister-in-law scratched her head in confusion.
"Well, I'll go see her."
Wayne was also a little confused, this can't be!
You don't really eat men's vinegar, do you......
As he walked to the door, Wayne heard a whitching sound.
This Nima, this name is so disgusting?
When Sharapova came out, Wayne immediately offered a strong arm: "Are you okay?" ”
"It's okay......"
"Hey, that name is just a joke, don't take it seriously."
"What, ponies are cute. You don't think I'm throwing up because of that name, fool. ”
"Uh...... So what's wrong with you? Eating too much Spanish ham? ”
"you, I'...... Way, I don't know, I might ...... Pregnant. ”
Bang!
Wayne felt a thunderbolt in his head, this Nima, really won the lottery!?
One shot into the soul!
It's me, and this can hit the heart.
The news was a bit sudden, and Wayne really didn't think about it.
"How could you not have told me sooner."
"I'm not sure."
"Alright, we're, huh...... Let's go back early. With the rest of your games and training out of the way, let's head to a villa outside Portland, where it's quieter.
I...... Will take good care of you. ”
Sharapova smiled: "I can take care of myself, you can continue to concentrate on playing next season." ”
And just like that, Wayne's trip to Spain ended early.
After a check-up at the hospital in Portland, it was confirmed that Sava was indeed pregnant.
Of course, everything is normal.
Overnight, the news of Sharapova's pregnancy went viral.
Don't ask how the news was exposed, there are so many doctors and nurses in the hospital, it is inevitable that some people can't resist the temptation of reporters.
Unexpectedly, the hottest sports news this summer is actually related to Wayne.
After the news broke, Wayne received a bunch of phone calls, most of them coming to congratulate Wayne.
The parents at home said that they would come to the beautiful country to live with Wayne and take care of their foreign daughter-in-law.
also complained vigorously: "I haven't held a wedding yet, you say you are a child!" ”
What can Wayne do?
There's no way out of your son's high hit rate!
Of course, Wayne didn't let the second elder come over in the end.
After all, the living habits are very different, and it may not be possible to take care of them.
These follow-ups, to be honest, are still expected by Wayne.
But what Wayne never expected was that the day after the news broke, countless local Portland fans spontaneously organized to go to the Rose Garden and deliver all kinds of baby products to Wayne.
There are cute little shoes, there are baby bottles, there are little clothes, you name it!
"Wei, come and take all the things away, there are several security booths that can't be placed!"
On the phone, Patterson joked with Wayne.
"Well, I'll go get it back tomorrow. I really didn't expect to receive gifts from fans. Wayne suddenly felt a little warm, although Wayne was not short of money to buy these things, but the mind was something that money could not buy.
Speaking of which, Wayne is also 26 years old.
After all, he is an older rookie, and this blink of an eye is also Bensan's person.
Well, when you think about it, it's time to have a home.
The burden on his shoulders suddenly became bigger.
The day before the start of pre-season training camp, Wayne, with the help of his teammates, proposed to Sharapova.
It has to be successful, it's just a cutscene, and Wayne has made his attitude clear.
The marriage proposal ceremony was very simple, and everyone tricked Sharapova into going to the designated hotel on the pretext of a team dinner, and slaughtered it!
With everyone's cooperation, Wayne gave Sharapova a surprise.
Everyone in the team witnessed Viagra's happy moment.
It's just a pity for the guns, because the Warriors' training camp is about to start, so it's inconvenient to run around.
The important moment of his most important man was missed so perfectly.
This marked the end of Wayne's summer of 2009.
From tomorrow, a new chapter will officially begin.
In the '09-10 season, no one knew what would happen to this league, which had changed dramatically.
But in the future, all of a sudden, it becomes desirable.
The arrival of a child, a wedding, your own family, and......
Dynasty!
In the years that followed, Wayne believed that his life would be quite exciting.