Bell bell bell

As soon as the day dawned, the alarm on the mobile phone began to ring. Liu Yichen woke up in a daze, walked out of the room after changing his clothes, and saw Ye Bufan lying in front of the door, habitually squatting down and touching his head twice, and then began to wash.

Last night, Ye Bufan's behavior was too bold, and he kept revolving around Liu Yichen's thighs! Liu Yichen was annoyed, so he took it out of the door in the middle of the night.

Ye Bufan saw that he was carried out of the door, and he didn't bother to resist, anyway, he was sleepy, so he simply lay down on the ground and fell asleep, so he slept until now.

Ye Bufan saw Liu Yichen go to the bathroom to wash, and he happened to want to poop, so he ran directly over and jumped on the toilet and began to get convenient!

Ye Bufan relaxed his stomach while complaining in his heart: It's really hard to be a cat, it's hard to go to the toilet, and my legs in the back want to tremble!

After the convenience, he habitually pressed the button on the toilet, but when he pressed the button to flush the toilet, he looked back and found that Liu Yichen was biting the toothbrush in his mouth and looking at himself with an incredible expression!

Goo-dong

Ye Bufan was puzzled, only to see Liu Yichen swallow her saliva unconsciously, and when the rich smell of toothpaste came out of her taste buds, she reacted and spit on the washbasin!

Ye Bufan looked at Liu Yichen like this, and was a little disgusted. The goddess can actually vomit! Loveless.

After Liu Yichen sorted it out, he hurriedly squatted beside Ye Bufan and picked up his head, and said excitedly: "Xiao Huang, you can use the toilet!" No one taught you, you actually know how to use a toilet! Oh my God, when did you learn that? ”

Ye Bufan looked at Liu Yichen and meowed: "It's been more than ten years, and I forgot about it!" ”

Liu Yichen looked at Xiao Huang and felt very happy in his heart, but he regretted why he didn't record the video of Xiao Huang going to the toilet just now, so that his own Xiao Huang would become famous! So he instigated: "Xiao Huang, go quickly, you go to the toilet again, I will help you record it and post it on the Internet, so that you can become an Internet celebrity cat!" ”

Liu Yichen pushed Ye Bufan, hoping that he could go to the toilet again! Ye Bufan is not happy, you can watch it yourself when I go to the toilet, and you still have to post it on the Internet for people all over the country to see? Can you do something?

"Goodbye!" After Ye Bufan meowed twice, he ran downstairs through Liu Yichen, Liu Yichen wanted to stop it, but the current Ye Bufan was too agile, and ran away after a few dodges. Liu Yichen stomped his feet angrily, and had to continue to wash.

After running downstairs, Ye Bufan found that Xiao Hei was going to the toilet in the cat litter box!

Xiao Hei saw Ye Bufan come down, and after burying his feces briefly, he ran towards Ye Bufan and said, "Brother Xiao Huang, you finally came down!" I'm bored downstairs by myself. ”

"Then why don't you come up?" Ye Bufan asked.

Xiao Hei said: "It's too high, don't dare!" ”

"......" Ye Bufan was speechless: "You have jumped off the sofa, are you still afraid to go upstairs?" ”

Xiao Hei said aggrievedly: "I really couldn't hold it back, so I had to jump off!" ”

"Okay!" Ye Bufan turned around and saw Liu Yichen walking down with his schoolbag.

Liu Yichen came to Xiao Hei's side, held it in his arms and spoiled him for a while, then walked to the door and said, "You two are honest at home, wait for me to come back at night!" With that, he opened the door and walked out.

Xiao Hei looked at the closed door and said, "The master is really hard, he has to go out every day to find food for us to eat!" I'm going to grow up fast so I can share some of it for my master. ”

Ye Bufan said casually: "Then you probably won't be able to do it in this life!" ”

"Why?" Blackie wondered.

Ye Bufan said: "Because the owner is a human, and you are a cat!" ”

Xiao Hei thought for a moment, and then said, "Then I want to be a human too!" ”

Ye Bufan walked up the stairs: "Then wait for the juniors!" ”

Seeing Ye Bufan go up the stairs, Xiao Hei hurriedly asked, "Where are you going?" You haven't eaten yet! ”

"I'm not hungry, you eat first!"

"Oh!"

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After Liu Yichen left, Ye Bufan thought of being bored at home and Xiao Hei all day long, and he began to feel a little hairy in his heart, so he began to look for a way to go outside. Finally, somewhere on the third floor, I found the only window that didn't close.

Ye Bufan jumped on the window and looked down and found that the air-conditioning host on the second floor was not far from him, and the branches of the big trees on the side were very close to the host, so it seemed that it should be a very good route downstairs!

Ye Bufan felt a little weak after swallowing a mouthful of saliva.

That's too high, isn't it?

Ye Bufan stood on the window and didn't dare to jump, but when he looked back at the cage-like home, he decided to give it a try!

"It is said that cats have nine lives, and I will have a luxury today!" Ye Bufan said cheering himself up.

I saw his eyes, kicked his legs, and jumped straight over! Because it was the first time to be a cat and the first time to jump off a building, Ye Bufan didn't grasp the strength of the jump, so this jump, he almost jumped the distance and killed his cat! But fortunately, it landed firmly on the side of the air conditioner host.

"Oh my god, I'm scared to death!" Ye Bufan looked down and couldn't help but burst out foul language.

After calming down, Ye Bufan looked at the branch that was not far from him, but then he was surprised: ", why does this look farther than above?" ”

Ye Bufan was a little skeptical about whether he could jump over at the moment!

At this moment, the tanuki cat crawling on the outer wall shouted, "Dude, jump! Why did you become so cowardly today? ”

Ye Bufan looked at the tanuki cat in the distance and wondered, "You know me?" ”

Tanuki said, "Are you talking nonsense? We were playing together the day before yesterday! ”

"Really?" Ye Bufan looked at it suspiciously: "I can't remember!" ”

"Okay!" The tanuki was speechless and continued, "You jump over first, and then we'll talk about it when you come over." Don't be afraid, our cat's bouncing power is very high, and it is easy to jump over this distance, so after jumping, remember to grab the branch with your paws! ”

"Yes!" Ye Bufan nodded, took two steps back, and jumped over with a sprint. This time the result was good, it landed firmly on the branch without any slippage.

"Cow Pi!" Seeing himself like this, Ye Bufan couldn't help but praise himself! The next step down the tree was much more convenient, and since his claws were more stable in grasping the tree, he came down quickly.

The tanuki cat stood beside Ye Bufan and said, "You're a lot slower than before, rhubarb!" ”

"Rhubarb? Isn't my name Xiao Huang? Ye Bufan asked suspiciously.

Listening to this name, Ye Bufan always felt that he was a dog! Although Xiao Huang is not good, at least it sounds more pleasing to the ear than Rhubarb.

"That's right!" The tanuki cat said with a look of course; "We used to call you Xiao Huang, but you said it wasn't powerful enough and changed your name to Big Rhubarb!"

Ye Bufan was speechless, this is too stupid! Then he said, "By the way, what's your name?" I was chasing something yesterday and hit my head, and I can't remember a lot of things! ”

"I see!" The raccoon cat didn't have the slightest doubt about Ye Bufan's words, because it often forgot things, and then said: "My name is Little Fox, and your master helped me get it!" ”

"My master?" Ye Bufan was puzzled, what does this have to do with Liu Yichen?

"That's right," the little fox nodded, "Your master is the kindest girl here!" Almost every day, she would bring a lot of good food to help our homeless stray cats and dogs. It is precisely because of her that we have a lot of tranquility here. ”

Ye Bufan nodded: "So that's the case!" ”

"That's right," the fox nodded

"By the way, what are you doing now? It's a good morning. The little fox suddenly wondered.

"Me!" Ye Bufan smiled a little sadly, "I'll take a look at my home!" With that, he left the place alone.

The little fox looked at Ye Bufan's drooping tail and wondered, "Home? Isn't this your home? ”