Chapter 25: Three Fools
“... Even if I was hit by a bullet in the hand, even if I was chased and beaten with a broom, this is still the village where I grew up! ”
"I love this village and I want to protect everyone! I don't want to see people innocently killed...", Usopp cried like a child.
Luffy exercised his muscles and bones, and his face was full of fighting spirit: "Okay! Then we're here to help! ”
Nami made an "OK" gesture: "Then say in advance, all the treasures on the ship must be given to me!" ”
Usopp was a little incredulous: "You... Really willing to fight with me? ”
Chen Qi carried the sword on his shoulder and smiled slightly: "Because there are more enemies, and from your expression, we are very scared." ”
Hearing this, Usopp was not happy at the time: "What are you talking about? Will I be scared? No kidding, I'm a brave warrior of the seas, the great Captain Usopp!! ”
Just finished boasting, and the four of them saw that his legs couldn't stop trembling.
The four of them looked at him with strange eyes, and Usopp's head became bigger: "Look at what! The opponent is Captain Chloe, and it is natural to be afraid! ”
Zoro looked at him, "We don't sympathize with you, because we think you're amazing, that's why we help you." ”
Luffy looked serious: "Who would make a move out of sympathy?" ”
"You're really..."
Usopp was very touched when he heard this...
Inside the hall of Keya's house.
The cat butler told Chloe what had happened during the day.
Chloe tightened her tie: "I didn't expect such a thing to happen in the village when I went to town, Usopp kid is really annoying." ”
The cat butler spread his hands: "That's it, and you also say that you are a pirate, and you don't need a brain to lie." ”
Chloe pushed his glasses: "Hehe, that's it..."
"Huh?" Chloe looked at a beautiful little box on the table and picked it up, "What is this?" ”
Cat Butler: "Oh, by the way, this is a gift from the young lady. Tomorrow will be your third anniversary here. ”
Chloe took the gift out of the box, a new pair of glasses with bright lenses.
The cat butler continued: "Because I saw that your glasses were always sliding, she customized a new pair of glasses for you, what a careful and gentle girl..."
But Chloe didn't care about this, and just threw the glasses on the ground, stepping on them with one foot.
The cat housekeeper showed a look of great surprise: "Huh?!! Krabaatle, how did you give the gift that Mademoiselle gave you..."
Chloe's face was like a ghost from hell: "Gift? I'll take it, but not the glasses, but the whole mansion! ”
"What... What the? The cat butler never dreamed of this, and looked at Chloe with a look of surprise.
And Chloe approached him step by step: "It's come to this, I don't need to play it anymore, anyway, in a few hours, everything here will change..."
Chloe said, throwing out a few short knives in his hand: "Three years, but it really makes me wait..."
Several knives stabbed into the body of the cat butler, and he vomited blood from his mouth and fell to the ground...
At the port to the east.
"Very good."
There is only one sloping ramp in the eastern port, which is sprinkled with lube, which is the only way to enter the village from the east.
Needless to say, I also know that it was written by Usopp.
As a result, it will be very difficult for the enemy to go uphill, or even impossible to go up at all.
Nami pointed to the ramp, "You can figure it out, but we also have to be careful not to let ourselves slide down, or we will fall to the enemy's side." ”
Usopp clasped his arms in front of his chest and looked proud: "That's natural!" I'm absolutely confident in my skill in being clever and slingshot! ”
At this time, the red sun shines on the surface of the sea, sparkling.
The five of them face the rising sun, ready to face the incoming enemy...
On the sea, a pirate ship with a black cat's head came by.
"Brethren! Let's log in! Smash down the village and go straight to the mansion! ”
"Woohoo!"
......
Chen Qi and their side, after waiting for a while, no one came.
"Huh? Haven't come yet? ”
"They're probably oversleeping, are they?"
Nami put her hand to her ear, "I said, I think I hear shouting from the north..."
Usopp was stunned: "North? ”
Nami continued to listen carefully: "Well, I really heard it. ”
Zoro: "Hey, what's going on?" ”
Chen Qi: "You can't be misremembering, are you?" ”
Usopp held his head in his hands: "North... To the north, there seems to be a place where you can land... Because they met here, I thought they were going to attack here. ”
Luffy was also a little anxious: "Let's go quickly, or they will enter the village!" Where is that place? ”
Usopp gritted his teeth: "From here, you can run north in three minutes, and the terrain there is the same as here, there is a ramp like this..."
As soon as Usopp finished speaking, Luffy hurriedly turned around and ran.
And Nami "groaned" in her heart: "Oh no, our ship is also in the north, and our treasure will be robbed!" ”
Usopp held his head and looked annoyed: "Damn! My excellent [Lube Battle] is all in vain! ”
Chenqi: "Don't say so much, Luffy's guy has already left first, let's hurry up!" ”
Zoro and Chenqi were a little quicker and took the lead, followed by Usopp and Nami...
Luffy was the first to set off, followed by Zoro and Tatsuki, but Usopp and Nami were the first to arrive.
This kind of thing can no longer be explained from a scientific point of view.
Even Usopp began to drum in his heart, why didn't the Straw Hat and the two swordsmen come.
Usopp and Nami stood on the slope of the mountain, looking at the hundreds of pirates below.
The leader of the group, Zangao, said, "You are the one who eavesdropped on our plot at that time, right?" Say, what do you want to do now? ”
Usopp had the audacity to shout at the pirates below, "I tell you, if you don't retreat now, my 100 million men will kill you without a piece of armor!" ”
"What... What the?! 100 million people! Good... It's amazing! Zangao believed it when he heard it.
A minion next to him: "Captain, this is obviously a lie!" ”
Another minion: "Captain, you're so easy to trust people. ”
Usopp secretly said in his heart: Oops, it was actually exposed.
After being reminded by his subordinates, Zangao suddenly realized: "You bastard, dare to lie to me..."
Nami covered her face: "100 million people? Do you think they're all fools? It's up to you to say it..."
"So what do you think you should do? Luffy and they won't come over now, so I can only scare them first..."
"Those three stupid people must be lost..."