Talk ......

Talk about?

In the living room, after glancing down at Britney, Su Feng always felt that his waist was aching.

To be reasonable, even if it is 300 rounds of fighting with Artest and Kobe Bryant on the court, in Su Feng's opinion, it is not as exhausting as learning English with Britney for an hour.

However, no matter how hard and tired he is, Su Feng will never give up any opportunity to learn English with Britney.

Because, learning is so unpretentious, it always makes Su Feng feel happy.

It's just that......

On the sofa, just as Su Feng was about to use his big paws to learn the word "wide clothes and unties" with Britney......

You know what?

Britney flashed lightly to the side.

Su Feng: "......"

Now it's embarrassing.

Because of the lack of "training" for a long time, Su Feng actually forgot the trick of breaking the tight pressure with the ball in both hands at this moment.

And what was even more embarrassing was that just when Su Feng was about to use a carp to fight and attack Britney again......

Who would have thought that on the sofa, Britney would actually be anti-customer-oriented!

Su Feng: "!! ”

Is Jie the female benefactor of the rice grain family?

Loved, loved.

At this moment, Su Feng, who was pressed on the sofa by Britney, had completely given up resistance.

However, what puzzled Su Feng was ......

He's all so cooperative, but why isn't Britney ready to attack?

"Sue, listen to me, I'm serious with you now, we really have to talk."

Looking down at Su Feng, who was pressed on the sofa by herself, Britney said with a serious face.

Hearing this, Su Feng immediately nodded after opening his eyes and seeing the incredible scenery: "Of course, we can start talking at any time." ”

Flutter!

Britney was amused by Su Feng.

"I'm talking about getting down to business, Sue." In order to prevent Su Feng from continuing to misunderstand, Britney deliberately accentuated her tone when talking about business this time.

Merely......

"Of course it's business, I said it, we can start talking at any time." On the sofa, Su Feng, who was bullied by Britney to the point that he had no power to fight back, said to Britney with a solemn expression.

Britney: "......"

No way.

Since Su Feng was never on the same chat channel as herself, Britney had to teach Su Feng English for 30 minutes first.

(10,000 words omitted here)

"By the way, what did you just want to talk to me about?" After 30 minutes, Su Feng looked at Britney Spears curiously and asked.

"Do you remember what I told you about him before?" Leaning on Su Feng's shoulder, Britney said with a depressed expression.

Su Feng nodded.

And then, under Britney's narration, Su Feng patiently listened to a stinky and long story.

"So, what do you want to do with your relationship with him?" Su Feng asked.

"I don't know...... Because he was my father after all.

But Sue, you know what, I'm really getting more and more afraid of him now......" Britney said to Su Feng.

Hiss ————!

Difficult.

It's too hard.

As the saying goes, since ancient times, it is difficult for Qing officials to decide family affairs.

Su Feng felt that he had no one in his life.

Because not long ago, he just helped Kobe and his parents resolve the conflict, but now ......

There was another confused girl who came to ask for her help, what kind of do you say?

There is one thing to say......

If he continued to toss like this, Su Feng felt that he would simply become the host of an emotional counseling show after retiring.

The ratings were absolutely overwhelming.

And just when Su Feng was thinking about how to help Britney, Britney suddenly changed her words, and the big eyes that stared at her sent a soul torture to Su Feng:

"Sue, what kind of relationship do you think the two of us have now?"

Boy!

Listening to the questions that Britney threw at herself, Su Feng was directly a good guy.

Because he almost said the word "**" casually just now.

"I want to ...... We must be very close friends, right? After glancing down at Britney, Su Feng replied.

"Well......

Let's 'break up'! And in the next second, Britney said to Su Feng very seriously.

"yes, okay." Su Feng nodded with a smile on his face.

At this time, Britney was not calm.

"No, I'm talking to you about breaking up, why didn't you react at all?" Britney looked at Su Feng with a confused expression and said.

And after spreading his hands, Su Feng said with a smile: "Because according to our previous agreement, it's time for us to 'break up'." ”

Bang, bang.

After hitting Su Feng twice with her knee, Britney said angrily, "Be serious, Sue." ”

Su Feng: "......"

No......

When you talk about things, can you not be rude?

On the sofa, after comforting his little brother for a while, Su Feng said helplessly, "Haven't you already found a solution to the problem?"

So, why are you forcing me to give you ideas? ”

Looking up at Su Feng, Britney said reluctantly: "That's not good, because as my boyfriend, this pot must be carried by you." ”

Su Feng: "......"

I can't refute such a domineering reason!

"But are you sure you'll be able to solve your troublesome dad?" For the sake of Britney's English that she had taught herself for so long, Su Feng asked with concern.

"I don't know, but since he brought it up, why didn't I follow his wishes?" Britney smirked.

Su Feng: "......"

Don't blow it, don't black it.

I don't know why, Su Feng always felt that the people around him had begun to become more cunning than the other after being with him for a long time.

"No problem, for the sake of you and your father's 'father's filial piety', I will help you with this." Touching Britney's head, Su Feng said.

At this time, Britney suddenly threw a new question at Su Feng.

"So how should the two of us get along next?" Britney asked curiously.

"Didn't I just say that? We've always been close friends! ”

Holding Britney's thin waist, Su Feng, who had recovered from the pain just now, decided to take advantage of the situation to review the technique of breaking the tight pressing with the ball in both hands.

And with Britney's silver bell-like laughter, in the living room, a unique soul exchange began again......

……

On the morning of July 1, U.S. time.

As the first day of the NBA's free agent transfer market, people are curiously speculating about what else will happen this summer......

Suddenly, an earthquake struck and the whole world went crazy.

Because on the morning of the 1st, Britney and Su Feng had officially announced the news of their "breakup" through their agents.

All major television stations in the United States broadcast the news for the first time.

And the last time there was such a grand occasion had to be traced back to Michael Jordan's comeback.

In just a few hours, people went from being confused, to curious, to angry, and almost instantly, Britney's father was labeled as the "number one villain" by the American people.

Because in the news program, Britney tearfully told the world that because her father was forced to die, she had no choice but to end this sweet relationship with Su Feng.

And after Britney announced her chat call with her father......

Now, it was the turn of the Chinese Americans in the United States and the rabbits of the rabbit family to be angry.

Because in this 20-minute phone call, it is not difficult to find that Britney's father mentioned racial discrimination in at least three places.

"I can't believe that such a thing can happen in a free and peaceful America!"

"Although Su is Chinese, I have always supported his relationship with Britney.

To be honest, I can't imagine how harsh Britney's father was on Britney in his usual life. ”

"Get that bastard out of America! Why did he stop Sue and Britney, the 'golden boy and girl'! ”

"I swear to God that Britney's father's statement in no way represents the position of the American people.

In fact, as an American, I've always loved China! ”

Gee......

To be reasonable, Su Feng never expected that Britney's little head could suddenly open up.

Because although as a person from the past, Su Feng knew very well that Britney and her father would definitely have contradictions, but where could he have thought that Britney, as the "mastermind" this time, would think of using public opinion to escape from her father's clutches?

As Britney's "accomplice", Su Feng does not have any psychological burden on Britney's father.

In Su Feng's previous life, in order to make his daughter his money-making machine, Britney's father even did not hesitate to portray his daughter as a demented and crazy psychopath.

And in January 2008, on a cold afternoon, without notifying Britney, he actually applied to the court to deprive Britney of her personal freedom.

And at this point, Britney began the second half of her self-defeating life.

So, for people like Britney's father......

In Su Feng's opinion, it is not worthy of sympathy at all.

And not to mention that he won't be an obstacle between himself and Britney in the future, just his remarks that he is more Morey than Morey, Su Feng feels that this thing should be damned.

Of course, the main reason why Britney is so smart this time and thinks of using public opinion to escape from the clutches of the devil is because when she usually learns Chinese with Su Feng, she feels what is called true freedom.

Say it and you may not believe it.

This time in Toronto may have been the most relaxed time of Britney's life.

Therefore, when her father instilled in herself again and again the idea of using Su Feng to further expand her reputation, under the inspiration of Su Feng, Britney also began her "father's love and filial piety" to bury mines for her father.

Outcome......

After seeing his daughter stunned by Su Feng, because he was afraid of losing Britney, a cash cow, he naturally jumped into the big pit that Britney had carefully prepared for him.

Originally, Su Feng was also worried about how he should continue the next step of development with Britney.

After all, if you say that the two are real boyfriend and girlfriend......

Su Feng always felt that something was weird.

Therefore, taking this opportunity to "break up", in Su Feng's opinion, he and Britney are too profitable.

First, the traffic of the whole summer was earned by herself and Britney.

Second, if Britney and herself don't really break up, then I'm afraid his father will have a chance to make a comeback in the future.

But now......

He was almost buried by the angry American people.

Three to ......

After the wind calms down, if he and Britney want to move on to the next step, then Su Feng feels that it is still necessary for him to confess to Britney.

As for his relationship with Britney before the next step?

On the night of the 1st, just when Subu CP fans all over the world were feeling sorry for these two people......

Su Feng's villa......

Su Feng felt that if he didn't stop Britney quickly, it was very likely that his villa would be burned down by Britney in the next second.

"It's not...... I say...... You've grown so big, haven't you even been in the kitchen? Looking at Britney, who was busy in the kitchen, Su Feng said speechlessly.

Hearing this, after showing a sweet smile to Su Feng, Britney replied confidently, "No." ”

Su Feng: "......"

Get......

Su Feng felt that if he was not by Kobe Bryant in the future, he must have been "poisoned" by Britney.

"Who are the people I've met here?" On this day, Su Feng thought to himself silently in pain and happiness.

……

In other words, at the same time that Su Feng and Britney successfully contracted the media's manuscript fees for a whole summer through a "breakup......

TNT TV ......

Charles Barkley is also underway, one of the most heart-wrenching interviews of his life.

In Su Feng's previous life, Barkley, who was supposed to retire halfway through the 9900 season, did not choose to retire in this life for some reason.

And after noticing that someone had forgotten about him, Barkley decided it was time for him to give the bastard a heads up.

Buckley, who has a good personal relationship with Su Feng, knows that Su Feng's biggest hobby is watching TNT TV's basketball program.

So, taking advantage of Smith's invitation to visit TNT, Barkley started his crazy hints at the beginning of the show.

For example, when introducing himself, he did not hesitate to laugh at himself as a player that no one wanted.

For example, when TNT TV host Derek talked to him, Barkley emphasized on more than one occasion the fact that he is not retired, but no one wants it.

However, perhaps it is because he feels that Barkley's self-deprecating show is not effective enough......

During the recording of the show, because Barkley himself thought that Yao Ming would become a super center in the future, Kenny Smith directly complained: "Hey, Charles, when, no player who has won a championship......

In front of a player who has won a championship twice, can you also talk about it? ”

And the rumors ......

Barkley blew up right then.

Because you know what......

Kenny Smith: That's not just the one he said!

"Charles, do you know why some people can win two championships with Hakeem and Clyde, while some people can't even make it to the finals?" Pointing to his head, Smith continued to fire at Barkley.

And this ......

Barkley couldn't help himself.

To be reasonable, if it weren't for the fact that he might have to hug the thigh of the little man in front of him after retiring in the future, Barkley would have given Smith an iron elbow at that time.

"Kenny, being a good basketball presenter, I think you should cut down on some of the personal attacks on the guests.

Moreover, don't you think your remarks that Yao will definitely become a super center in the future are too absurd?

Oh my God, we haven't even watched a game of him, so why can you be so sure he's going to be like Shaq?

Could it be that just because he is Sue's compatriot?

However, don't forget, Sue's compatriots also have a player named Wang..... Govern...... Zhi. Fighting back the anger in his heart, Barkley continued to argue with Smith.

"But Charles, why do you think Yao won't be a super center?

He has height, he has pace, and he even has a precise shot.

And man, it's the 21st century now, and if you don't know Yao, then I think you can go online more.

Oh yes, dear Charles, you may not know how to surf the Internet in your old age.

Because if you're going to be submitting your resume online, then I think there's a good chance you've already found a job. Looking at Barkley, who was toyed with by himself between applause, at this moment, Smith called a cool word?

Of course, Smith dared to complain about Barkley like this, also because he and Barkley had a teammate relationship.

In addition, after the two quarreled, the ratings of TNT TV also rose a lot invisibly.

In Su Feng's previous life, in a few years, Barkley and Smith's bickering will become a regular column on TNT TV.

And when O'Neill also joins the TNT cross talk group, it will be even more amazing.

Merely......

Even if Barkley is generous, he can't stand being pressed to the ground by Smith all the time!

"That's what I'll say......

If Yao can get 2 ...... in a game next season No, 30......

If he can score 30 points in either game, then dear Kenny, I'm willing to kiss your ass. In an attempt to reverse the rivalry between himself and Smith, Barkley made a bet with Smith.

"Oh, come on, I don't want you to kiss my ass." Hearing this, Smith rejected Barkley's bet.

Now, it was Barkley's turn to be proud.

"Haha, see, ladies and gentlemen, this is your favorite Kenny.

Now, he has surrendered to the great Charles Barkley. Barkley, who was in a very happy mood, stared at the camera in the cameraman's hand and said.

And after being provoked by Barkley, Smith couldn't help it.

"Okay, that's what you said, Charles.

As long as Yao can score 30 points in any game next season, you'll have to make the bet. Smith said, looking at Barkley.

"Of course. But if you lose? Barkley asked rhetorically.

"Then I'll kiss your ass on the show!" Smith replied decisively.

In front of the TV, when Su Feng saw this scene......

What else do you say Su Feng can say?

There is one thing to say......

Su Feng felt that Xiao Yao's 30 points in a single game next season had stabilized.

Because of Barkley's big mouth, he can live even if he is a dead man.

And it is worth mentioning that after Barkley participated in this day's show, he also called Su Feng's phone as soon as possible.

Can't wait.

Barkley couldn't wait.

After being seriously stimulated by Smith in this show, Barkley felt that he had to remind Su Feng and let him invite him.

However, what made Barkley despair was ......

Not to mention an invitation, on the phone, after giving Su Feng all kinds of hints, Su Feng actually said that he had long forgotten the conversation between the two of them last time they met in Houston!

No......

Can you forget my TM such a big "flying pig"?

"Sue, let me confess to you, as long as the Raptors can give me a mid-class job, then I will fly to Toronto to assist you immediately." On the phone, if he could, Barkley didn't want to leave his son behind and beg Su Feng......

But the reality is brutal.

Because, as soon as he finished saying this, Su Feng hung up the phone directly.

Barkley: "......"

In addition, a few seconds later, a text message appeared on Barkley's phone.

"The middle class? Why don't you TM go and grab the Fed? - "My dear little brother, Charles Barkley's helper, Su Feng".

"Sue, I'm not kidding you, I really want to play with you for a season.

You know, I was planning to retire, but because of you, I gave up on retiring. ”

No way, since Su Feng doesn't give himself face, then Buckley can only resort to the ultimate trick of relying on the old and selling the old.

It's just that......

"Then you'd better retire, Charles, really." Su Feng replied bluntly.

Barkley: "......"

Crooked!

TMD, can you give me some face?

I'm a famous Jordan figure back then!

Su Feng: Same name? Then I've beaten Jordan too!

Buckley:.......

"Well, I lost.

Sue, I think with your influence in the Raptors, it shouldn't be difficult to get the team management to give me a veteran base salary, right? ”

In Su Feng's previous life, as one of the most money-greedy players in the NBA, you can imagine how desperate he felt at this moment when Barkley said the word base salary.

But.....

As long as you can shut up that damn Kenny Smith, what if you don't take the money to play?

Anyway, he Barkley has made enough in his life!

And just after Barkley finally gave up his damn pride, on the phone, Su Feng also performed the Rabbit Family repertoire to Barkley:

———— Sichuan drama "Changing Face".

"No problem, Charles, when are you coming to Toronto?" Su Feng said with a smile.

And the rumors ......

Buckley always felt that Su Feng did it on purpose!

Ya is bullying herself as an honest man.

Ahem......

In fact, Barkley really misunderstood Su Feng.

Because if he could, Su Feng would never save money for the capitalists.

It's just that right now, even if Maddy leaves the team and Boggs retires, the Raptors' salary cap is close to the luxury line.

And when the situation is getting more and more chaotic next season, how can Su Feng let the Raptors use the team's precious middle-class special case on Barkley?

It's not that Su Feng doesn't talk about human feelings.

It's that the rules of the NBA don't allow it.

Therefore, Su Feng had already thought about it.

When Barkley comes to Toronto, take him to buy stocks and make a fortune.

No way, just the Raptors, a small broken team, the boss's financial resources are really limited.

Moreover, for Su Feng, who is familiar with Barkley's character, he doesn't want to see a "flying pig" who is arrogant and dictates to young players in the locker room.

What he wants to see is a veteran who is conscientious and willing to pursue his dreams with him.

Therefore, it seems that Su Feng's operation is bullying honest people.

But in reality, he was just trying to solve some problems in advance that might happen in the future.

All in all......

God knows how much he, Su Feng, paid behind his back for the Raptors?

……

PS: You've been talking about Bucklethal Lei. By the way, does anyone dare to predict how many technical fouls the Raptors will receive next season? Also, does anyone dare to guess Xiaoyao's data?

PS2: Thank you to the old cats of East Street for crowning this book! Thank you again for the tip from the East Street Old Cat League! (In addition, I seem to have forgotten to thank a lot of alliance leaders, is there a mature alliance leader Aite for me?) ）