"Hahahaha! Shame on you... No, you don't lose your cat! A cucumber actually scares you out of continence! ”

As soon as Ye Bufan walked in, he saw Xiaolan hiding in the corner, blowing up his hair, and looking at the cucumber not far away with a fierce face! Even underneath its butt, the stinky thing could be clearly seen.

"You have to take care of it!" Xiaolan shook her body embarrassedly. It is afraid of snakes, although it has never seen a real snake, but when it sees the cucumber in Ye Bufan's mouth, it instinctively makes it feel afraid! As for why, it can't answer why.

"It stinks!" Ye Bufan waved forward with his front paws in disgust. It seems that the nose is too sensitive, and sometimes it is not a good thing!

Xiaolan replied with wide eyes: "You still dislike me coming!" Were you better than me last night? Eldest brother! ”

Ye Bufan sneered: "This is all about the year of the donkey and the month of the horse, let's not mention it!" ”

Xiaolan rolled her eyes and ignored him. What just happened last night, he actually said that the year of the donkey and the month of the horse! Big brother's nonsense, it's really just coming out of his mouth!

Ye Bufan saw that the atmosphere was a little awkward, so he began to find a topic: "Have you found Tutu?" ”

Speaking of soil, Xiaolan returned to its previous expression, only to see it shake its head and say, "No! I was frightened by the cucumber in your mouth before, and I rushed to find it before I came. ”

"Okay!" Ye Bufan nodded helplessly, and then walked to the cucumber and wondered: "Xiaolan, why are you so afraid of this cucumber!" It can't move, but it's much cuter than a mouse. ”

After speaking, Ye Bufan took a bite on it. He doesn't care why this cucumber fell here, what he cares about is whose stomach this cucumber can end up in!

Seeing Ye Bufan take a hard bite on the cucumber, Xiaolan couldn't help frowning, thinking: Why is this big brother not taboo at all! Eat everything! Then he replied: "The mouse is much cuter than this cucumber!" Besides, don't you think it looks a lot like a green snake? ”

"Green Snake?" Ye Bufan looked at the cucumber under his front paws suspiciously, and then said, "I love you green snake!" mua~ take another bite. ”

Looking at Ye Bufan, who was eating with relish, Xiaolan's expression was a little speechless, but no matter what, what made it afraid of it had been completely treated as a meal on a plate by Ye Bufan, even if it was really a snake, it was estimated that it would have died a long time ago!

Two minutes later

"Whew!" Xiaolan exhaled a long breath, looked at Ye Bufan, who was still eating, and urged: "Big brother, when are you going to eat!" Have you forgotten why we're here? ”

Ye Bufan said while chewing a cucumber: "An! Do you know where this is? This is a pet hospital! Don't worry, Tutu will never die here! ”

After hearing this, Xiaolan looked at Ye Bufan with an uncompetitive face, and said angrily: "Eat, eat, eat, sooner or later, I have to kill you!" A domestic cat is actually poorer than us stray cats, what a dog! ”

"Humph!" Ye Bufan continued to eat with an indifferent face. Think: You know a fart! You can eat cat food every day, but this cucumber is not something you can ask for, and if you miss this time, you may not have a chance in your life!

Xiaolan looked at Ye Bufan, who was enjoying himself, and was so angry in his heart! If it weren't for its timidity and fear of encountering humans, or encountering other terrible things, it would have thrown Ye Bufan here a long time ago and gone to find soil by itself!

Another minute later, Ye Bufan shook his head when he looked at the cucumber that was only a little bit left, and said, "No, you can't eat it, if you eat it again, you'll burp!" ”

"You've finally eaten! Let's go find dirt. After seeing that Ye Bufan had eaten well, Xiao Lan hurriedly trotted over.

Ye Bufan hiccuped and nodded and said, "Okay, good, good, let's go!" ”

After hearing this, Xiaolan took the lead and walked forward, but just after walking far, he found that Ye Bufan had not moved half a step behind him!

Xiaolan frowned and said, "Big brother, what's wrong with you?" You've eaten it all, can't you still miss the taste here? ”

Ye Bufan's expression was very painful and said: "Go to the side of death!" What else can there be here to be nostalgic for but the stench of your incontinence? Do you think you're pulling durian? ”

"Durian? What is Durian? Just when Xiaolan was puzzled, only hearing the sound of "poof", Ye Bufan couldn't help but let out a fart!

"Forehead......" The little fox's expression was obviously stunned, and then he said with a little uncertainty: "It was just ...... Did it thunder? ”

"Toilet, toilet, I want to go to the toilet!"

Suddenly, Ye Bufan ran in as if he was crazy, and the pain in his stomach made him habitually run to find the toilet, instead of running outside to dig a hole and solve it on the spot like other cats.

"Toilet, toilet!" Ye Bufan didn't care about Xiaolan, so he ran straight forward to find the toilet, fortunately, it has a keen sense of smell, even if the toilet door is closed, he can still smell the unique smell of toilet cleaner!

Rushing into the toilet, Ye Bufan jumped directly to release his stomach, and then said regretfully: "It must be the cucumber just now!" My stomach is not well yet, and I have eaten so many cucumbers, I guess I won't be able to leave this toilet tonight! ”

Just when Ye Bufan was annoyed by his greed, Xiaolan who came over shouted outside the door: "Big brother, are you okay?" I just saw the dirt, and it's in the second house on the right opposite side after you go out! ”

Ye Bufan replied: "Since you have found it, then you should go over first to see how the soil is!" I guess I'll have to wait a minute. ”

Xiaolan was puzzled: "Big brother, what's wrong with you!" Wasn't it okay just now? Why did you suddenly run into this room and not come out? ”

Ye Bufan replied speechlessly: "I have diarrhea!" Why don't you come in and smell it? ”

"Die!" Xiaolan replied with a scolding and walked away.

………

"The taste of this noodle is too unpalatable! Never go again next time. ”

At the entrance of the pet hospital, two people walked in at this time, and the person who was complaining just now was the owner and doctor of this pet store, Fu Xiao!

Li Ming rolled his eyes and whispered behind him, "After eating two big bowls, I still say it's not delicious!" It's hard to serve. ”

Fu Xiao, who had sharp ears, knew that Li Ming was saying bad things behind him as soon as he heard it, so he turned around and threatened: "What did you say?" Don't you want a salary, do you? ”

Li Ming hurriedly waved his hand and smiled: "No, no, what I'm saying is that the noodles are so unpalatable, they will go out of business sooner or later!" ”

"That's pretty much it!" Fu Xiao turned his head with satisfaction, then lowered his head and touched his stomach, and said in a low voice: "Hurry up and go out of business!" Otherwise, I'm going to gain weight. ”

"Doctor Fu, what were you talking about?" Li Ming, who was doing good things, stepped forward and asked.

After hearing this, Fu Xiao hurriedly recovered his expression, straightened up and said, "It's nothing!" You go inside and see how the stray cat sent in the morning is, estimate the time, it's almost ready to be medicated! ”

"Okay, I got it!" Li Ming nodded, and then strode inside.

After Fu Xiao saw Li Ming enter, he hurriedly sneaked towards the electronic scale by the wall! I still have to think in my heart: God! These two bowls of noodles don't weigh me down!

However, just as she was about to step on the scale, Li Ming suddenly shouted, "Doctor Fu, quick, help me stop that cat!" ”

"What?" Fu Xiao was a little puzzled by Li Ming's shouting, and when he turned his head to look inside, he saw a blue cat running towards him quickly!

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