Chapter 6: The Truth About the Scarab

Here, Yuan Di looked at Uncle Hall who was intoxicated, and stabbed old Duncan with his finger who was fiddling with the rusty sword in his hand;

"Old man, look at how long Uncle Hall has been holding that scarab and gnawing on it, why is it still kissing."

Duncan slapped Yuan Di on the head with a "snap".

"You stinky boy, call me old man, but call the old immortal uncle, I'm obviously younger and better."

After speaking, he turned his head and looked at Hall, who kept kissing the diamond scarab in his hand, and said with a complicated expression:

"Hey, who hasn't had a green age, just Hall, the seed of infatuation..... Hey, forget it, don't talk about it. ”

After speaking, he looked back at Yuan Di.

"Won't you kid give me some expression?"

"What do you mean?"

Yuan Di had actually guessed what the old Duncan was talking about, but he was still pretending to be stupid.

"Smack"!

"Hey, you hit me again, don't hit my head, I suspect that my business has not been good in the past two years, just because you always hit me on the head."

Old Duncan pressed Yuan Di's head and hit him twice.

"Your kid has grown up, and his wings are stiff? Don't talk nonsense, the property fee in our neighborhood hasn't been paid this month, and your kid has made such a big deal today, don't you take the lead in paying it? ”

Yuan Di still wanted to say a few words, but when he saw the round-eyed old man Duncan rubbing his lame leg, his heart was inexplicably a little sour.

"Won't you be able to give it to you? It's still 10 copper coins this month, right? There is no price increase. ”

Yuan Di asked casually as he counted the fragmented copper plates on the counter that had been "amicably negotiated" from [Guodian].

Old Duncan flexed his fingers impatiently and flicked Yuan Di lightly.

"Oops, you hit me again."

"I didn't even bother you with anything." As he spoke, he pulled all the change on the table into his arms.

"Duncan, you old immortal put it down for the master, why did you take it all, does it all depend on your mood as an old drunkard? You leave me some! ”

Yuan Di knelt on the table and stretched out his arms to snatch back the change that the old man had taken away.

"I've taken care of you with your Uncle Hall for so many years, and you didn't pay the property fee for us? The rest is for you to give the old man my wine money, hahaha. ”

After speaking, he carried a lot of change and took away the paper cup that [Guodian] used to drink water on the side of the counter.

"You old shameless one, drink and drink, you have to drink to death, if you drink to death, will the master not collect your corpse, and you will still drink like that? Next time, I won't buy medicine for you from Aunt Li in the next neighborhood. ”

After speaking, Yuan Di lowered his head and planned to put the loot collected this time into the warehouse.

"Hahaha, I've finally found you, I've finally found you!! My Mary, my beloved, my lovely liver crawling under my bandages! ”

Old Duncan, who was about to go out, and Yuan Di, who was cleaning up the counter, raised their heads together.

"Wouldn't you be crazy? This is crazy, whose house should I go to eat? ”

Yuan Di looked at the handsome Hall Oba who was talking to himself with a worried face.

After the madness, Hall reverted to his previous deep connotation.

He looked at Yuan Di with a grateful face, and strode forward to hold Yuan Di's hands tightly.

"Thank you, Yuan Di, I didn't expect you to help me so much, I've been looking for her all these years, and finally let me find it, thank you!"

After that, he even took two steps back, intending to bow to Yuan Di.

Where did Yuan Di dare to accept it, and hurriedly stepped forward to support Hall, who was a little excited.

"What are you talking about, I have relied on the help of you and Duncan Sr. to support this store in the past two years, if you want to say thank you, it should be me thank you, don't do this."

Before the words fell, it was far better than being held in Hall's arms.

"Good boy, good boy, uncle didn't hurt you in vain." After speaking, Yuan Di, who let go of the confused face, looked at old Duncan.

"Don't send a letter, don't think I don't know that you plan to find your old friend behind the street, come with me, come over and press me for a while."

After speaking, he dragged the old postman, who was also at a loss, to his house.

Seeing that Yuan Di, who had finally quieted down in the grocery store, had not yet breathed a sigh of relief, Uncle Hall rushed in with a wooden stick inlaid with a gem the size of a goose egg.

"This is a thank you for giving back the loved one I once lost, come to my uncle's house when I eat in a while, and my uncle will make you a big table of delicious food."

also hugged Yuan Di's head and kissed him fiercely, and then ran out in a hurry.

Yuan Di wiped the saliva on his head with a look of disgust.

"Oh, what did uncle eat in the morning, the old eight secret hamburgers? Why does this saliva smell of old Beijing bean juice, vomiting。。。。。。 ”

The breakfast shop next to the grocery store closed its stall strangely today.

Old Duncan lay on the ground and watched Hall, who was walking around the house with a scarab beetle, and said irritably:

"Can you stop swaying, the nine-tailed little female donkey behind the street is still waiting for me, if you have something, you can say it, it's okay, I have to add Ding to my old Deng family."

"Shhh Hall leaned his face in front of Duncan and said with a fervent expression, "Listen, she's calling me, and she's missing me too." ”

Duncan sneezed hard, and a hoof kept gouging into the ground.

"Tell me what's the matter, don't say I'm leaving, can you see the flowers by staring at that scarab or can you see your daughter-in-law come back to life?"

"You know, you know!"

Hall said excitedly.

"I know what, I know."

Duncan Sr. stood up and spat lava into the pit that had been carved out of his hooves.

"Behold, my wife, Mary, whom I love the most, she is the most beautiful woman in the world, and she is back to me, to me, the ugly, vicious, cunning Emperor of the Desert, Hale."

Duncan looked at the diamond scarab in Hall's hand in surprise.

"Shenma, you say? Is this your wife? ”

"Yes, yes, it's her, the most beautiful ghoul in the world."

"This is your wife?" Duncan repeated unacceptably, "You abandoned your legion loyal to you for such a thing, went to the surface to kill a god, and almost provoked a third war between the underground and the surface?" ”

"That's right, it's for her, what if I have this world without her?"

"Oh, my little she-donkey!"

Duncan sat on the ground with an unbelievable ass.

Hall ignored Duncan on the side, looked at the carving in his hand and muttered:

"Didn't I kill you on the surface just to get you back and resurrect you, but I searched all over the surface and couldn't find you, but now, I finally made me wait, waiting for your return."

Hale looked down at Duncan, who was slumped on the ground.

"Help me, Duncan, I need your power to help me bring my wife back to life, please, help me!"

Looking at Hall with a longing face, and then at the diamond scarab in his hand, which was like a treasure, Duncan cleared his throat:

"As you wish, I am happy to serve you, beloved Lord of the Yellow Sands Legion, the immortal Archon Azir Hale."