Chapter 33 The old tyrant, the little tyrant, the bully
"Are you really willing to let me out?" Wang Ba looked at Ye Bufan in disbelief, thinking that he was teasing himself again!
"Of course!" Ye Bufan nodded and continued: "But I have a request. ”
"Requirements? What are the requirements? Wang Ba asked.
Ye Bufan said: "The request is that when I rescue you, you are not allowed to attack us, and you have to buy 10 seconds of escape time for Xiao Shi!" ”
Wang Ba frowned and said, "But if that's the case, I'll be easily caught by humans again!" ”
Ye Bufan said: "You can rest assured of this, with your physique and appearance, as long as you are fierce and powerful, human beings will not dare to approach you easily in a short time." Besides, I'm just asking you to buy them 10 seconds, not 10 minutes! Why are you so cowardly? ”
Wang Ba was not happy when he heard it, and said, "Fart, you are cowardly!" ”
"Okay, okay, it's me who can coax it!" Ye Bufan was not in the mood to quarrel with it at the moment, and after simply explaining the plan, he jumped onto the big cage.
In fact, whether it is a large cage or a small cage, as long as there is no additional lock, it is still easy to open by relying on the mechanism in the cage itself. However, to do this, it requires a certain amount of opening skills, which is the main reason why it is difficult to escape as long as many pets are locked in a cage.
After Ye Bufan jumped on the big cage, he looked around and knew exactly where he was, only to see him jump down and point not far away, and say to Xiao Shi: "As soon as you get out of the car and stop, you will run in the direction I pointed, understand?" ”
Xiao Shi and Xiao Hua turned their heads in the direction that Ye Bufan was pointing at, then nodded: "Understood!" ”
Seeing Xiao Shi and them nodding, Ye Bufan turned around and pointed to the lower middle of the big cage, and said to Wang Ba: "Big brother, do you see the middle of the cage lower, the place that bulges down?" ”
Wang Ba looked up suspiciously and said, "Oh, I saw it!" ”
Ye Bufan said: "You stand up now and push it up with your claws!" ”
"Good!" Wang Ba nodded, stood up and did what Ye Bufan said, and the place where the cage was raised down was easily pushed up by it.
After Ye Bufan saw this, he said, "Hold on, I'll jump on it now!" ”
After speaking, Ye Bufan jumped to the upper bulge in the middle of the cage. I saw that after he grabbed the bulging place with his claws, the big cage was easily opened!
After the cage was opened, Wang Ba walked out step by step and came to Xiaoshi and Xiaohua.
Although the two parties had agreed not to hurt before, when they really saw the adult bully dog walking towards them, Xiaoshi and Xiaohua still closed their eyes in fear!
Seeing this, Ye Bufan hurriedly jumped in front of Xiaoshi and Xiaohua, and said, "Big brother, we said okay just now, you can't be a dog without faith!" ”
Wang Ba said disdainfully: "Did I say that I regretted it?" ”
"Hey, hey, no!" Ye Bufan said with a smile.
Wang Ba looked at Ye Bufan seriously and said, "You saved me, I, Wang Ba, recognize you as a cat brother!" From today onwards, you don't need to call me big brother in the future, just call me Laoba! ”
"Old ......... Father! Ye Bufan opened his mouth in surprise, as if it was enough to stuff an egg!
Wang Ba nodded and said, "That's right! If you don't think so, you can call me Xiaoba. ”
"Little ...... Dad (Ba) "Ye Bufan's mouth is even bigger!" He hurriedly shook his head and said, "Brother, big brother!" I beg you to stop thinking about all that mess just yet, and then wait for the car to run away! ”
Ye Bufan pushed Wang Ba, wanting it to hurry up and yell at the ruffian, so that the ruffian could stop and let the little poems jump out of the car and escape!
But helplessly, Wang Ba's mind is full of names from both sides at the moment, and it seems that he has long forgotten all the plans he said before! I saw it turn around and hurriedly said: "It's really not good, you can also call me Baba!" ”
"Get out" Ye Bufan couldn't stand this dog fool anymore, so he jumped up and gave it a kick! What the hell is going on in this guy's head? Did you grow up eating poop before?
Wang Ba saw that Ye Bufan was angry, and only then did he realize that he had indeed talked a lot just now, so he hurriedly straightened up and began to yell at the second ruffian!
"Damn, your skin is itchy again, isn't it?" The second ruffian turned his head angrily, and when he saw that Wang Ba's head was only an arm's length away from his head, he was so frightened that he hurriedly jumped out of the car!
Since the tricycle was not controlled by humans, after gliding for a certain distance, it directly hit the roadside greenery! But fortunately, there was no rollover.
"Oh, it hurts me! How is this different from the plan you said! "Because Wang Ba stood relatively high when he roared, after the tricycle was hit, it was thrown off the car directly due to inertia! However, Ye Bufan, who was not thrown off by the car, was not much better, and the cage was directly hit by them three times in a row!
Ye Bufan shook his head, endured the pain in his body and shouted: "Jump out of the car and run!" Fast! ”
"Good!" Xiao Shi and Xiao Hua nodded, and immediately began to run around in a panic after jumping out of the car, obviously forgetting the escape route that Ye Bufan pointed out to them!
"Two stupid cats, you're running in the wrong direction!" Ye Bufan yelled at them, but they only knew that they were running forward without their lives at the moment, so they didn't care to listen to Ye Bufan's words.
"I'm ........." Ye Bufan patted his head with his paws speechlessly: "Forget it, forget it, you can't scold the cat, it seems that my quality is very low!" Anyway, it's kind of running away. ”
Just as Ye Bufan turned around and was about to return to his small cage, Wang Ba, who was thrown to the ground, began to scream again!
Ye Bufan stretched out his head to look and found that it was confronting the second ruffian!
Ye Bufan exclaimed suspiciously: "What are you doing?" Run! ”
Wang Ba said: "Didn't you ask me to hold him back for ten seconds?" It's not time yet! ”
Ye Bufan scolded after hearing this: "You are stupid! That's 20 seconds. ”
Wang Ba turned around and wondered, "Is there one?" But I just counted to two! ”
"........." Ye Bufan's face was black, and then asked: "How do you count, counting so slowly!" ”
Wang Ba replied loudly: "I don't know either! This human has been confronting me, and I don't have time to count! ”
Ye Bufan had a black line on his face again, and then scolded loudly: "Get out, get out of Lao Tzu!" If you count like that, you won't be able to count ten in a day, even against this human! ”
"Really?" Wang Ba looked at Ye Bufan with a puzzled expression.
Ye Bufan saw that Wang Ba suddenly began to be in a daze like a fool again, and hurriedly shouted: "Are you in a hurry?" Run! ”
Wang Ba still stood in place with a puzzled face, not knowing what he was thinking!
Ye Bufan was anxious by Wang Ba's stupidity, and then suddenly thought of something, and shouted: "If you don't run, you will be sold to a dog meat restaurant!" ”
The trick of the dog meat restaurant really worked, and after Wang Ba heard the dog meat restaurant, the hair on his body stood up instantly! I saw that it hurriedly looked at Ye Bufan and said, "Brother Cat, take care!" Baba, I'll go first. ”
"Ah, my heart hurts!" After listening to Wang Ba's words, Ye Bufan suddenly took a few steps back angrily! Think, "What kind of sin did I make! ”
Ye Bufan realized at this time that it was not the pig teammate who was terrifying, but the dog teammate! Because pig teammates can at least run, while dog teammates will only stay in a daze, and even don't forget to take advantage of you before running!
Just as Ye Bufan was hurt by Wang Baqi's chest, a black shadow suddenly enveloped him! He looked up suspiciously, and found that the second ruffian had come to him at some point.........