Chapter 42: Pray that you will not become a cat in the next life
As soon as she walked into the curtain, Xiaolan opened her mouth and said, "Big brother, I can't hide it, I'm a little cowardly, I want to go back!" ”
Ye Bufan turned his head and said speechlessly: "There is no way to coward, you could still go out a minute ago, but now it is impossible!" ”
Xiaolan was puzzled: "Why?" ”
Ye Bufan said: "You are stupid! Didn't you see that plank that was put back on by humans? ”
Xiaolan smiled embarrassedly: "I was scared of patronizing, I didn't pay attention!" ”
"Cut!" Ye Bufan rolled his eyes and ignored it. Don't let it come, it will come away, and it will be back in a few minutes! If this is in wartime, if you run away from the battle, you will be shot.
"I said rhubarb, can you see poor me after chatting?"
"Who?" The sudden voice made Ye Bufan immediately vigilant! At this moment, the voice sounded again:
"On it!"
Ye Bufan looked up with the voice, and when he saw the little fox being chained to a table, he was surprised: "You are really here!" ”
Seeing Ye Bufan's surprised appearance, the little fox urged sadly: "If I can, I really don't want to stay here!" ”
At this time, Ye Bufana still cared about these, no matter what, at least he found them! No, why did I only see the little fox, the little three? So he asked, "What about the junior?" Why didn't I see it? ”
Hearing Ye Bufan mention Xiao San, Xiao Tani's expression immediately looked a little sad, only to see it bow its head and say, "Xiao San is dead!" ”
"What!" Ye Bufan was shocked: "How is it possible!" How did it die? Where is the body? ”
In the face of Ye Bufan's two soul tortures, the little fox buried himself guiltily and said, "I don't know how it died, I just saw that after a human stabbed it with something very thin, it couldn't move anymore!" ”
"Something very thin pricked it?" Ye Bufan repeated with some doubts, and said in his heart: How to drop! Could it be that euthanasia is still practiced here? Are drug dealers so humane now?
"Where is Mistress's body?" Ye Bufan asked.
The raccoon looked at a nearby table and said, "No, it's on that table!" ”
Ye Bufan first turned his head to look at the table, and then said to Xiao Lan on the side: "You just lie at the door and see if there are any humans coming, if there is, notify me immediately!" ”
"Okay, big brother!"
After Xiao Lan nodded, he ran directly to the curtain and stretched out his head to look out, and Ye Bufan also jumped on the table where Xiao San was at this time.
Ye Bufan looked at the motionless junior, full of guilt welled up in his heart, only to see him nest in front of the junior for five seconds, and said, "I'm sorry, after all, I was a step late!" Don't worry, when Xiaohua grows up, I will help you find a good husband for her. ”
Just as Ye Bufan got up and was about to jump to the little fox, Xiao San suddenly bit his tongue and said, "You fart, my sister's husband, I can only choose!" ”
"Hey, little three! You're not dead, junior. Seeing Xiao San suddenly speak, the little fox in the distance suddenly stood up hurriedly, and then scolded with a smile while crying: "Bastard, you didn't die!" I don't know if a cat scares a cat, will it scare a cat to death? ”
Xiao San staggered and forcibly stood up, and said, "I don't know, I just felt a pain in the back before, and then I didn't know anything!" ”
Ye Bufan turned around and said, "That's because you were anesthetized by humans!" ”
When Ye Bufan nested beside Xiao San, his beard obviously felt a little abnormal, although it was very small, he could still detect it sharply, and later after seeing the chest one after another, he concluded that Xiao San had been anesthetic. As for why he said something about Xiaohua, he hoped that through the cat that Xiao San cared about, he could make it struggle to wake up by himself! If you can't wake up, then you can only wait for him to untie the rope of the little fox and beat him up together! Luckily, it escaped.
"Anesthetic?" Xiao San looked at Ye Bufan suspiciously, but now it was like a drunken fist, and it couldn't stand on its feet at all!
After Ye Bufan observed the rope on the little fox, he looked at Xiao San and hurriedly said: "Don't move first, in case you fall and hurt your leg, there will be no cat to carry you when you run away!" ”
Xiao San knew his physical condition, and when he saw Ye Bufan say this, he lay on the table and stopped moving, but its eyelids kept fighting!
After Ye Bufan saw that it had finally stopped, he untied the rope of the little fox and said: "Anesthetic is a drug that can make us temporarily lose all consciousness, once it is hit, any sensation from the body will not be perceived, it is a drug often used by humans before surgery!" ”
"Wow, you know that! Rhubarb, where did you learn this? The little fox closed his mouth in surprise when he heard this, he didn't expect that the rhubarb, which even a mouse didn't want to catch, would know this!
Ye Bufan smiled and said again and again: "Occasionally I know, I occasionally know!" ”
"Big brother, it's not good, a human is coming!" At this time, Xiaolan, who had been guarding the door, suddenly ran over.
"Not good!" The little fox was so anxious when he heard this, which made Ye Bufan unable to untie the rope for him at all, so he jumped up directly and gave it a critical blow to the head, and said, "Be honest, how can you run if the rope is not untied?" ”
"Oops!" The little fox fell down directly because of Ye Bufan's heavy blow! Then he reacted and said, "You were untying the rope in the back, I thought you were playing!" ”
"Playing with yarn! Am I that fun? Ye Bufan untied the rope while looking at the little fox speechlessly.
The little fox smiled embarrassedly: "I didn't expect you to untie the rope of humans!" ”
Before Ye Bufan could speak, Xiaolan took the lead and said: "My eldest brother is amazing, not only the rope of human beings, but even the cage can be opened!" ”
"Big brother?" Only then did the little fox notice Xiaolan's name for Ye Bufan.
Ye Bufan said: "I just recognized, I'll introduce you next time!" Then he said to Xiao Lan: "You go and look at the door again, and tell me when the human is about to arrive!" ”
"Good!" Xiaolan nodded and ran to the door again.
Ye Bufan turned his head and shouted at Xiao San: "Are you well?" No matter how bad it is, something will really happen! I'm telling you, if you die, I'll let Xiaohua marry Xiaohua! ”
"What!" The little fox was shocked, and just as he wanted to speak, he was beaten back by Ye Bufan's fist! And after listening to Ye Bufan's words, the dazed junior immediately stood up with wide eyes and said steadily: "I'm fine, I never found out that I was so good!" ”
Ye Bufan smiled when he saw it, and hurriedly continued to untie the rope for the little fox, and at this moment, the little fox who had just run to the door ran back and shouted, "Big brother, they will be at the door!" ”
"I see!" Ye Bufan was anxious to sweat! At this moment, the sound of human conversation began to be heard outside:
"I'll go, how did we get high for so long! I don't know if the effect of the anesthetic has passed? ”
"I guess it shouldn't be yet! Let's do it quickly, pull out its fangs first, and then cut its claws! ”
"Okay, by the way, what about the other one? The anesthetic seems to be gone! ”
"Then throw it in the cage and have a cat and dog fight!"
"What kind of cat and dog war, it's obviously a one-sided slaughter of dogs!"
"Hahaha, even so, it looks exciting! It's much better than those who like to abuse cats alone, and my body hurts to see. ”
"Yes! Don't look at the people they wear during the day and look like dogs, but if you compare to the cruelty to animals, I'm a younger brother! ”
"Alas! Forget it, let's pray that we don't become cats in the next life! ”
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