Chapter 29: The Mother-in-law on the Phone
Gao Meng walked out of the bedroom and walked directly to Li Zi, only to see him slap Li Zi's ass fiercely and said, "Boy, can you pay back the money you owe?" ”
"Ahh You and his ......" Li Zi was suddenly awakened by this sudden slap, and wanted to scold the visitor, but when he saw that the person who came was Gao Meng, he hurriedly changed his attitude and flattered: "It turned out to be you, uncle!" ”
Gao Meng waved his hand with a bored look on his face and said, "Less set almost, I'm not your uncle of an addict!" You borrowed 500 yuan from me last time, and now you can almost pay me back. ”
When Li Zi heard that Gao Meng was here to ask for debts, he continued to curry favor and said, "Uncle, really! If you give me two more days, just two days, and I will definitely pay you back then! ”
"Bullshit!" Gao Meng slapped Li Zi's head impatiently and said, "Tell me how many days I've been giving you?" Just this 500 yuan, you dragged me for half a year! ”
Li Zi continued to flatter: "Uncle, what I said this time is true, did you see the two stray cats in the living room?" When the person who collects the cat comes, I will return the money to you immediately! ”
Gao Meng symbolically glanced at the living room, and then said disdainfully: "The two cats in the living room are ordinary stray cats at first glance!" How much can you sell for? ”
Li Zi hurriedly said; "250 for a piece, 500 yuan in total!"
"Fart!" After Gao Meng heard this, he immediately slapped Li Zi's head again and said; "You really don't understand, do you? Those two stray cats, people can give you a total of 200 is already a sky-high price! ”
"What I said is true!" Li Zi said anxiously: "The person who collected the cat this time was a friend of mine, and he said that there was a shortage of cats over there today, so the price was appropriately increased for me a lot!" ”
"What you said is true?" Gao Meng was a little unsure whether what Li Zi said was true or not, after all, there are too many uncertainties in their industry, so the prices of these cats have been fluctuating up and down, and they are not very stable.
"Of course it's true!" Li Zi nodded hurriedly, and then said; "Wait a minute, my friend will come to the door to collect the cat, and then you will be watching from the sidelines, can this still be wrong?"
Gao Meng nodded thoughtfully, feeling that what he said made sense, so he said, "Okay, then I will believe you again this time!" It just so happened that I also caught a cat today, it looks like it should be a pet cat, can you help me ask your friend how much can he give at most? If it's more, how about 10%? ”
"Okay, thank you, uncle!" Li Zi hurriedly nodded in thanks, and then asked, "By the way, uncle, what kind of cat is this pet cat you caught?" British short or American short? ”
Gao Meng shook his head and said, "It's not, it's just an orange cat!" It's fat, though. ”
"Fat?" Li Zi nodded thoughtfully and said, "I know, uncle, I'll call you later!" ”
"Good!" Gao Meng nodded, then turned around and walked towards his bedroom.
After Gao Meng left, Li Zi got out of bed and walked directly to the living room, when he saw Ye Bufan in the big cage, he thought: It is indeed quite fat, this kind of pet cat after being raised by people is estimated to only sell for about 1,000 yuan, after all, people over there can't make a loss-making business, and no matter how you say it, it's just an orange cat.
Li Zi stretched out his hand to the cage, thinking about taking Ye Bufan out of it, but when he found that the cage was locked with an iron lock, he scolded secretly: "These two damn ones, they still lock the cage so tightly at home!" No, I'm going to leave quickly, the rental contract will expire tomorrow, and if I don't leave, I'll be kicked out, not to mention, my 150 yuan after selling the cat is estimated to be taken away by those two damn guys! Thinking of this, Li Zi hurriedly picked up the small cage on it, and then walked out of the door with his hands and feet.
Although Ye Bufan didn't know what Li Zi was doing, after seeing him acting strangely and wanting to take Xiaoxi and Xiaosan away, he hurriedly shouted: "Steal the cat, steal the cat!" Where are all the living dead in the house? I don't know if there is a burglar in the house? ”
Ye Bufan shouted loudly, but the door of Gao Meng and Gao Li did not respond, and the bedroom door was not opened until Li Zi left with the little fox for a while.
"By the way, Li Zi, can you help me ask your friend to collect dogs? I bully ........." Gao Meng walked out of the bedroom and walked towards Li Zi's bedroom, but when he found that the bedroom was empty, he wondered; "Strange, where is this kid?"
Gao Meng looked for Li Zi on the balcony and kitchen suspiciously, but there was no figure! Just as he was standing in the living room puzzled, he found that the small cage on top of the big cage was gone!
"It's broken!" Gao Meng suddenly slapped his legs: "If I'm not mistaken, this kid's rent expires tomorrow!" He shouldn't be going to take the cat and not pay it back! ”
Ye Bufan, who was trapped in the cage, looked at all this outside and said with disdain: "Stupid, huh! How many times have I shouted that you didn't come, and now you have a fart to come out! ”
"You can say another word Lao Tzu!" Wang Ba, who was resting on his stomach, couldn't help but want to fight with him again when he heard Ye Bufan say Lao Tzu again!
Ye Bufan glanced at it speechlessly, then pursed his lips and said; "You better think about how to escape, don't forget, they are planning to sell you to the dog meat house!"
"You're ......! Woo~" Hearing Ye Bufan's words, Wang Ba was so angry that he just said a word, and then he hummed and chirped and fell down, looking very aggrieved.
At this time, Gao Meng suddenly came to Wang Ba's cage, and just when Ye Bufan and Wang Ba were puzzled, Gao Meng went up to the cage and counted his feet!
"Bang bang bang!" The sound of the cage and the shoes is especially deafening! Wang Ba kept yelling at Gao because he was afraid! When Gao Meng saw this, he said viciously: "You dead dog! Why did you call Li Zi when he escaped from here just now? If you scream, can I let that stinky boy slip out from under my nose? Bastards, dead dogs, stinky dogs, bastard dogs! ”
"Brother, what are you doing? It's noisy! ”
Gao Meng was scolding here, and Gao Li walked out of the bedroom with his mobile phone. You can still faintly hear the voice of a female anchor on the mobile phone.
"Thank you Brother Li for the big rocket, love you~"
Gao Li was drunk after hearing this, but Gao Meng immediately frowned after hearing it, and said, "Did you kid give a gift to the mother-in-law in the mobile phone again?" ”
"Hmm!" Colliers nodded of course.
"You're still there!" When Gao Meng heard this, he was suddenly angry in his heart, and he raised his hand to Gao Li is a beating! While beating back, he scolded and said, "Bastard, you have earned all the money these days, and you have given it all to the mother-in-law in the mobile phone!" Are you not planning to go back to the village to marry a daughter-in-law? ”
Gao Li raised his head and said stubbornly: "The mother-in-law in the village is not as good-looking as the mother-in-law in the mobile phone!" ”
I saw him hugging his mobile phone tightly and cherishing it very much.
When Gao Meng saw it, he was even more angry, and he reached out to grab Gao Li's mobile phone! After Gao Li saw this, he hurriedly turned around and ran to the bedroom and locked the door, leaving Gao Meng standing in the living room angrily!
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