Chapter 162: The Art of Emoji Chat

"Do you want to tell her the truth?" Chen Bo only relieved himself after half a sound.

"Whatever you want, anyway, I pressed the coffin board, and I couldn't find a cannibal between the cracks." Wang Xu picked a few favorite emojis from the material library and downloaded them to his mobile phone.

"Forget it, don't destroy a girl's fantasy." Chen Bo sent Xu Youyou away with a few perfunctory words, and then went to class.

"In the last exam, I regret how many classmates were planted in Xiaofang's hands."

The teacher is heartbroken, but helpless, if only a few students make mistakes, it is their own problem, if the whole class is wrong, you can reflect on the pot.

It is not easy to make all students who can learn keyboard application spared.

After the fact, it was found that the question was not rigorous, and the reference answer itself was logically conflicted, and no matter how the candidate scrutinized, the correct conclusion could not be deduced.

The teacher thought about turning the big thing into a small one, and everyone should do what they should do when nothing happened, and the students did not get to the bottom of it, and the class was happy.

"When you usually chat, you should like to use emojis, how many sentences and a picture of the frequency."

"Basically, I don't need to, I'm too lazy to flip through it, there are too many stocks, and I often can't find a suitable one." A classmate complained.

The girl sitting in front of Chen Bo said: "Three sentences are inseparable from the emoji, which is specially used to set off the atmosphere." ”

"If I can use emojis, I don't type, anyway, others know what I'm thinking."

Chen Bo recalls his usage habits, which seem to be somewhere between the first and the second.

While operating the computer, the teacher said to the students: "In today's class, we are experiencing the art of emoji chat, and an AI chat function will be opened later to simulate various life scenarios." ”

"Your task is to choose to reply to the text or emoji according to the different occasions and conversation content, and the system will score it as an assessment score after the test."

"It's simple, just a simple chat." Chen Bo listened very carefully, and there was indeed only so much to ask.

Wang Xu interjected: "I'm afraid that he will simulate some extreme scenes, like some unreasonable girlfriend, but any sick boss who appears within 10 meters of anger, a little friend who is embarrassed by Buddhism..."

Chen Bo hurriedly stopped: "Wait, don't talk about it, you can always increase the difficulty of the course several times, don't teach and harm students in the future, okay?" ”

"I was destined to go back to inherit the family business and sell pots." Wang Xu sighed and didn't continue.

The form of this experience is similar to the previous exams, the process is relatively relaxed, and there is less sense of urgency in the countdown, and Chen Bo can think slowly and logically.

"The boss asked me if I was free for the weekend? Doesn't that mean it's obvious that I'm going to work overtime? ”

Chen Bo has a deep understanding that when the programmer is in the 996 array, it is the norm, and occasionally the server is blown up, and he has to go to the post for repair as soon as possible, and the boss will never ask if he is free, but will only say "so-and-so, you go and deal with it".

If you dare not agree, you won't be able to see anyone at work the next day.

But everyone basically has no complaints, this is the benefit of enough money, full of energy to meet exploitation every day, looking at the virtue of peers, and you can't escape from where you go to change jobs.

Figuring out this truth, Chen Bo had an idea and decided to refuse.

[Not available, boss]

Not only that, but Chen Bo also added a slightly mocking emoji.

[It's okay, you have time to go to the finance department to settle this month's salary]

"It's too real."

Chen Bo was unfavorable, but he didn't expect the first scene to hang, one question and one answer, no more.

He suddenly realized that this would affect the assessment score, and then he would be so foolish.

Just as Chen Bo decided to take analog chat seriously, the AI began to show off the nine-tooth nail rake.

[Girlfriend: I got sick and took medicine today, and I saw a comment saying that there is a little secret in the boy's mobile phone, and it is often named after Miao Genzhenghong, but in fact, it is all indescribable pictures, I remember that you have a lot of Ma Zhe learning materials on the disk, what is in it]

[Girlfriend: My girlfriend asked me to go shopping, but I don't want to wash my hair today, what should I do?] ]

[Girlfriend: I'm so irritable, I don't know what to wear to go out, do you have a way?] ]

[Girlfriend: Talk, don't you love me anymore]

"It's like a machine gun."

Chen Bo patted his head, the girl was hysterical, it seemed that this was indeed the case, every time she saw the full screen, her mood was at a low point nine times out of ten.

He glanced at Wang Xu's chat box, it was so clean that it didn't look like a word, the other party was an annoying brother, asking every few minutes if he was there, and then the person disappeared, specializing in mentality.

Turn your energy back to yourself, the amount of information in a few paragraphs is huge, and I can't count it for a while.

The first paragraph seems to be asking what Ma Zhe's information is, in fact, the focus should be on the first half, what kind of illness the subject has is the focus of attention, as for the learning materials, hey, hey, each boy has a copy, it's nothing more than the difference between more and less.

The second paragraph Chen Bo is relatively unfamiliar, shampooing and intimacy are linked, generally only people who value will wash their hair when they go out, figure out the contradictions of his girlfriend's entanglement, Chen Bo organizes the language, to the effect that the friendly relationship between the two does not need to be demonstrated by washing hair.

The third paragraph is very familiar, all kinds of marketing accounts are pushed every day, and the female ticket says so, usually to buy new clothes, just say a word to her and buy boldly.

The fourth paragraph is the most difficult, if you love it or not, it is naturally love, but what is the specific love method, Chen Bo is a single Wang who doesn't understand.

"No matter, it's a little flawed, so it's not going to fail." Chen Bo put his thoughts into the keyboard, quickly replied to the questions one by one, and appropriately matched a few emojis.

"60 points...."

Chen Bo covered his mouth, not knowing whether to cry or laugh, sure enough, in love, any small flaw will become the fuse.

Leaning over and staring at Wang Xu's 30 points, Chen Bo's mood was slightly better, and happiness was generated in comparison.

"Are you there?"

"In your Armstrong roundabout 24K pure titanium." Wang Xu made a self-made emoji of the same style, and used it to treat this kind of wonder, he didn't value the score anymore, he wanted to be happy.

After Chen Bo finished laughing, he calculated the weighted average, he scored 0 points in the first scene, and he also scored 30 points after the comprehensive finish, there was no difference between the two.

Don't talk about anything else, at least you can get a passing grade in the end, Chen Bo doesn't want to continue the miracle of failing the course.

On the campus forum, you can find your own heroic deeds, and a mysterious scumbag surnamed Chen has not passed the school so far, and everyone believes that it is the big guy who disdains to do simple questions after learning the identity.

[Friend: I'm getting married in a few days, do you want to have a wedding drink?] ]

[No, no, busy with business, small meaning, not respectful, I wish you an early birth]

[Friend: My son is about to have a full moon, is he coming to drink full moon wine?] ]

"I'll go, this is the speed of light to give birth to a baby, Xizhilang is not as fast as you." Chen Bo changed his rhetoric, and the general idea remained the same - people are busy and unavailable, but their hearts will come, and at the same time send blessings.

[Friend: My wife is pregnant with her second child, do you have a dragon and phoenix feast?] ]

[Friend: The elders in the family have passed away, do you mind the white wine?] ]

[Friend: My wife and I are divorced, are you here to celebrate being single?] ]

[Friend: I've met love again, I'm happy next month, are you coming?] ]

The speed of this banquet can't be copied by Chen Bo's CTRL key C+V, so he simply replied:

[My family has a bank, is it convenient to deposit money regularly?] ]