It's nightfall. The sleeping city is like a dormant beast. The sky was dark, and there was a fishy smell in the air.

In that house, the lights were bright. There is a familiar joy fight landlord BGM inside.

"I want a landlord!"

"Grab the landlord!"

"I'll rob it!"

"Fried!"

"Big you!"

"No, I can't."

"Hurry up. I waited until the flowers were gone. ”

"Airplane!"

"Three belts and a pair!"

It turned out that Shi Zhenxian was playing landlords around a table. As soon as they had finished dinner, they made an excuse to go to cram school with their family, and they ended up meeting here.

Maybe the atmosphere is not good enough, they use their mobile phones to play the background music of the landlord, so that it is cool enough!

"Junko! Do you want! Shi Zhenxian was triumphant.

"Don't!" Mikaka and Qin Sijie hung their heads.

"Fried!"

"Don't!"

"King Bomb!"

"Oh, no!"

"Airplanes! Spring! ”

Shi Zhenxian raised his hands high, "I won again." I deserve to be the king of the landlords of Xiangyun High School! ”

This bald boy, is it cheating? Mikaka and Qin Sijie looked at each other incredulously.

From the beginning to now, Shi Zhenxian has won ten games in a row.

"You're out of the woods!" Mikaka slammed his hand and pulled off his shirt with Qin Sijie.

"Do you know that the old man is going to cut off a hand!"

"I said." Shi Zhenxian was speechless, "Have you watched too many gambling movies?" When I gamble God! At every turn, you can get out of the thousands! ”

As a result, he stripped off his shirt and didn't find a single playing card.

Shi Zhenxian showed two points and looked at the two of them with a wicked smile, "I don't have anything to say." Accept the punishment obediently! ”

"I kind of know why I'm so weak." Qin Sijie seems to have found the crux of the problem.

"How?"

"It must have been affected by Mikaka's decrepit boy. Every time, I partner with him as a farmer! It's no wonder if you don't lose! ”

"Qin Gongzi, your surname is Lai. Can this kind of thing be relied on on me? ”

"That's not right." Shi Zhenxian said, "I think what Qin Gongzi said is very reasonable. Your decline is known to everyone on earth. The so-called ancient poems have clouds, those who are close to Qi Mu are handsome, and those who are close to Mikaka are declining. This is well recognized. ”

"Don't change ancient poems! Believe it or not, you've been sued for copyright infringement! ”

"Anyway, that's the truth." Shi Zhenxian picked up the large signature pen and asked the two of them to stretch their faces over, "Damn, there's no place to start." ”

The person who loses the fight against the landlord will be drawn on the face by the winner. So far, Mikaka and Qin Sijie's faces have almost been painted as Indians, and Shi Zhenxian's face is still a little white face.

Mikaka suddenly remembered something, he knocked on his head, why didn't there be a prompt sound from the decay system?

Could it be that this is not completely decayed, so there is no point increase?

At this time, the air in the house in the summer is very hot. This old house has been abandoned for so long that it doesn't even have air conditioning. Or Ah Chun brought a few big fans from home and blew them around.

Except for the three of them playing landlord fighting, the rest, including Ah Chun and Xia Good Morning, Magnolia and Yi Yan Shizuko are all sitting in front of the TV to catch up on variety shows. I forgot the name of that show, anyway, it was a group of older out-of-fashion idols who debuted in a group. This show is very popular, because one of the old aunts was scolded on the hot search because she often stepped on others. Even Mika card swiping web pages can brush this old aunt's black material.

In the living room, mosquitoes are buzzing overhead.

Shi Zhenxian was full of fighting spirit, "Come on, come on, let's have another plate!" ”

But Mikaka is already in high spirits, and for a decrepit person like him, it's better not to play this kind of game.

"Don't play, don't play. How long will it take? Mikaka looked at the time on the wall, it was almost nine o'clock. They came to this house to wait for the tall fawn, and if the tall fawn didn't come, wouldn't they have waited in vain? But......

"By the way, Qi Mu."

Looking around, this man is not there. Because I was playing games, I didn't care much about this guy's presence.

"He's not going to be a deserter." Mikaka said.

"Do you think Big Guy Qi Mu is like you? Don't worry. Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie said that a dragon like Qi Mu, who cherishes time like gold, will inevitably choose to appear at the most exciting moment, so that he can shine brightly and raise the character of forcing the king to a higher level.

"You two are familiar with his style......

"Of course. We're his number one and number two little fans. We know the private life of idols very well! That's right. Shi Zhenxian suddenly smiled at Qin Sijie and took out a stinky sock from his arms: "Guess what this is?" ”

Qin Sijie covered his nose, "Whose socks are so stinky?!" ”

"Phew. This is the socks of the big guy Qimu! I stole it. ”

"What ?!!!" Mikaka and Qin Sijie were surprised, Mikaka: "Are you sick?" Why steal other people's socks! You're still so heavy-hearted! These socks stink better than salted fish! ”

"You don't understand this, do you?" Shi Zhenxian was not disgusted, put it in his nose and smelled it, "This is the smell of idols." Original! ”

"Huh......"

This guy is such a pervert!

Mikaka was about to despise him, but he heard Qin Sijie say in an envious tone: "Wow! I want it so much! Brother Shi, sell me these socks! ”

"Don't give! No amount of money is sold! ”

"I'll give you a thousand! This is the idol's sock, I want to treasure! ”

"Not for sale! How could I sell such valuable socks to others! ”

The two of them were arguing, and their expressions stiffened despite Mikaka's stiff expressions in the cold wind.

There is a mistake with wood. Is the current illegitimate meal all this virtuous!

A stinky sock, also robbed ?!!!

Terrible! Terrible!

But at this point, "That's not my sock." Qi Mu's familiar voice suddenly came from the next room.

How he was in the next room.

Mikaka walked over and opened the door. Suddenly, everyone was surprised.

I saw that the room next door was not only brightly lit, but also resplendent like a palace. The floor was covered with expensive carpets, the furniture was instantly luxurious, and Qi Mu was lying on a chair draped in tiger skin in a half-paralyzed posture, like an emperor. The table in front of him was full of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and delicacies. What's more, there are a few kittens at his service.

Some were helping him beat his back and pinch his bones, and some fed him grapes or something.

It's a royal treat!

"Meow your uncle!" Before Mikaka could say anything, Xia Zao'an shouted out, "You guys, why did you come to be servants for others?" ”

She pointed to her kittens who were not made into pieces, hating iron and steel.

Xiao Hei poked his fingers aggrievedly and said, "Boss, Qi Mu is our family's VIP gold card customer, he places orders online, can we still help him?" ”

Xia Zao scratched his head and said, "Why didn't I know about this?" ”

Xiaohua said: "The guest asked for confidentiality. What can we do? ”

Xia Zao said: "Keep it a secret from me? I'm your boss! ”

Xiao Hei waved his hand and said, "Treat everyone equally." Equal treatment. ”

"you." Good morning Xia was so angry that he straightened his waist.

And the three of Mikaka swallowed their saliva, "Oh my God, Qi Mu, you're too good at enjoying it!" ”

Qi Mu glanced at them lazily, "I have money, enjoy breaking the law?" ”

That's how it attracts jealousy!

Mikaka hated it even more.

I hate this guy being handsome. I hate this person the most. I hate this man for being rich!!!

It's really more human than human, and it's infuriating!

Xia Good morning said: "No matter what, I want to eat it too." "I just want to run in and eat and drink.

Qi Mu waved his fingers, the cold light flashed, and a needle was inserted into the floor in front of her. Scared, Xia Good Morning's cat hair stood on end, and he didn't dare to be presumptuous.

He sternly warned, "This is my VIP lounge. Do you think anyone can get in? Otherwise, don't blame me for being unkind. ”

Tsk, it's so damning. I didn't know the truth of blessed sharing.

Selfish!

Shameless!

Mikaka scolded in her heart, but she was still so jealous. Whining!

But there was a pop from beside him, and Shi Zhenxian, who had no discipline, actually knelt on the ground and said, "Big man, please let me serve you, junior brother." ”

"Hey, Brother Shi, the man has gold under his knees!"

"I only have bricks under my knees."

"......" Mikaka was speechless.

And Qi Mu looked at him and thought for a moment, "That's it." Seeing that you are usually so well-behaved, I will reward you with a bone to eat later. ”

"Thank you, big guy."

"Nima, you spineless fellow. I've seen it. Mikaka angrily denounced this undesirable phenomenon in society. But Shi Zhenxian didn't care about him, and slipped in, squeezing away the kitten and helping Qi Mu pinch his legs, while stealing the sumptuous food on the table.

He also looked back at the group of people outside the house proudly, with a fox and a fake tiger on his face.

Qin Sijie was naturally unwilling, and he also stood up.

Mikaka saw through his intentions, "Young Master Qin, don't you want to learn from Brother Shi too." Hey, where is the backbone of your Qin family?! ”

Qin Sijie glared at him, "What are you talking about?" I'm the third-generation heir of the Qin Consortium, will I be so spineless? ”

Oh! Finally met a fellow practitioner. Mikaka patted him solemnly, "Master Qin, I respect you as a man!" ”

"Go away, go away. Don't see you like a. Qin Sijie slapped Mikaka's hand away, obviously mocking his current daughter, and Qin Sijie took two steps forward and said, "Big Brother Qimu, I will discuss something with you." You see, this house belongs to my family, and you borrowed this place, you should have given some rent or something. Of course, I'm not asking you for rent. That's it, courtesy. You know the drip...... Hee-hee. ”

Having said all that, you still don't want to get in?

Qi Mu said, "Okay." You can come in and offset the rent. ”

"Thank you, big guy." Qin Sijie happily ran in.

And Xia Good Morning and Mikaka looked at each other. Mikaka squinted at her, and she squinted at him.

"What do you see?"

"Look at you!"

"If you can, don't beep!"

"I want to ask you. You're the most spineless. ”

Xia Zao'an scolded, "Phew." You are spineless, your whole family is spineless. ”

Mikaka crossed his hands and looked at him coldly, "If you have the ability, don't go in." ”

Xia Good Morning said, "Phew, this is not good. I am the CEO of Meow Meow Co., Ltd., and Mr. Qi Mu is a VIP customer of our company, in line with the principle of customer first, I must ensure that my customers receive five-star service. So, I'm going to go in and personally direct the work. ”

It sounds so nice, but in the final analysis, it's not ......

Anyway, Xia Good Morning swaggered in. In the name of leading the inspection work, eating, drinking, and taking cards, none of them were left behind, profoundly exposing the ugly phenomena of contemporary society. She also said to Xiao Hei and Xiao Hua and the kittens, "You have to serve Mr. Qi Mu well." The customer is God. Serving the realization of a new era of the Pacific Alliance! ”

This girl, eating and drinking, really has a set. Even Mika Kagan bowed down.

Now, there are only Mikaka and Ah Chun left.

As usual, Mikaka glared at her with questioning eyes, this girl would be a traitor at first glance.

Ah Chun was unconvinced: "What do you see! ”

"Look at you!"

"My fork!"

Ah Chun used a trick of poking his eyes, so that Mikaka was almost blind in both eyes, and squatted on the ground and wailed.

"Oh yes. Let you look at me! Ah Chun clapped his hands.

Poor Mikaka, just a glance, was bullied.

The current society is terrible.

In the future, he no longer dared to look at others on the road. Minor injuries can be serious, and severe will be hacked to death with knives.

And when Ah Chun was thinking about how to get in, he didn't expect that Qi Mu sent Xiao Hei out with a sign and erected it on the ground.

Look at the content of that brand, Ah Chun is furious.

It reads - [Mikaka, Ah Chun and the dog, not allowed! ] 】

"My day! It's too much of a bully! Ah Chun really wanted to kick the plaque, she angrily stretched out her index finger, leaned sideways, bent her legs slightly, and then- "Although I don't read much, don't bully me." Mikaka and the dog are the same kind, forget it, why put me in it! ”

This pose, this line, is very familiar!

It's just a scene where two group performers threw the plaque into the air and made her fly up and kick it.

"Phew! You're like a dog! Mikaka, who was innocently lying on the gun, covered his stabbed eyes and cursed.

"What nonsense, in short, our boss said, Ah Chun and Mikaka are not allowed to come in." Shi Zhenxian was ordered to come out and speak.

What a dead bald boy with a fake tiger!

"Hmph. If you don't enter, you won't enter, but why confuse me with Mikaka. It's going to lower my level. Ah Chun was still chattering about it.

Mikaka just wanted to say, I don't know who pulled down whose level?!

"Close the door." Qi Mu gave an order, Qin Sijie and Shi Zhenxian, the two younger brothers, closed the door neatly, and stayed in the VIP room to enjoy the luxury.

Outside the house, there were only Mikaka and Ah Chun, as well as two female ghosts, standing in the empty, lonely and cold living room, relatively speechless.

The atmosphere was a little awkward.

Ah Chun later said: "Forget it, I won't wait. I went home. I don't want to stay in a place like this with an idiot at night. ”

"Damn. Who is an idiot? ”

"Whoever answers is whoever answers."

"Hey, you're too bad. Anyway, I'm also the second male, so it's okay to give some face! ”

"You're not the second male, you're the real second." Ah Chun picked up his schoolbag and walked to the gate, leaving a back in a dashing manner.

It's over, and now, it's all left, the two female ghosts and Mikaka are in the same room.

"Hey, hey. Little Kaka, don't be afraid, we are with you. ”

These two female ghosts are all cloaked, wearing white robes, bleeding from seven holes, and Magnolia has a kitchen knife stuck in her head.

Why, I feel panicked.

Chilly.

Mikaka was furious by the gloomy eyes of the two of them.

Ignoring the insignificant dignity, he quickly knocked on the door.

"Hey, hey! Open the door! ”

The door opened. Shi Zhenxian got rid of the face of a little minion and said, "The surname is Mi, what are you doing." Don't you see that our boss is enjoying himself? ”

"Brother Shi, can you stop talking so yin and yang......

"Nani?! You scumbag, when will it be your turn to speak? ”

"...... "This person, is he crazy?"

"You know, I'm the Gods." Mikaka used this trick again.

Although the routine is a little old, it works. You don't see, how many online routines are the same, and there are still a lot of people chasing them.

Fortunately, Mikaka is also Long Aotian's character, otherwise, he wouldn't have been trampled to death?!

Sure enough, afraid of his personality, Shi Zhenxian didn't dare to be presumptuous, "That, Brother Ka, may I ask what is there to serve you." ”

Mikaka said domineeringly, "Well, can you let me in?" ”

"This, I don't count."

"Then you go back and tell your boss, this god, to go in and enjoy the blessings!"

"Yes!"

Shi Zhenxian went back to report, although this kind of words, Qi Mu didn't need him to report. But Shi Zhenxian's role as a microphone cannot be wasted.

Soon, Shi Zhenxian came back again.

The Boss said. The god or something, in his eyes, is just a piece of. ”

“what？！ Don't take it seriously? Tell you that if you want to die, make an appointment in advance! I'll help him line up! ”

Shi Zhenxian went back and came out again.

"The boss said, you signed an apostolic contract with him, and if he dies, you die. If you die, he will still live well. ”

“F**K！” Mikaka almost forgot about it.

Because of the checks and balances of the apostle contract, even if he is a god, he can't deal with Qi Mu.

If this dead knot is not untied, Mikaka is destined to be trampled under Qi Mu for the rest of his life.

"What's more. Our boss said it. Shi Zhenxian continued, "He said, you haven't even liberated the Holy Vein now, drag a fart." ”

"I ...... I...... Someday it will be liberated! ”

"The boss said, wait until you are liberated."

"Hey, you didn't report it, how did it become what he said?!"

"I'm helping the boss in advance. Hey, Mikaka. Shi Zhenxian clenched his fists, his fingers clicking, "You've been dragging a lot lately." ”

"Brother Shi, what do you want to do? Aren't you afraid that I will become a god and take revenge? ”

"My boss just said that. That's really what he said. He said, how can a decrepit guy like you become a god so easily. If it was so easy, it would have changed! You still need to talk about what bullshit every day!! ”

Damn, I really got Qi Mu right. Mikaka wants to become a god, and his bad luck is worth saving 10,000 points!

This will have to wait until the Year of the Monkey!

It's over, and I can't scare people with the name of the god anymore.

But Mikaka is a dead duck with a hard mouth, "Brother Shi, I'll put up with what Qi Mu says, but you think about it carefully." There are no absolutes in the world, in case I suddenly have a small universe explosion. Are you sure you're not afraid of death?! Uh-huh?! ”

"Uh......" Shi Zhenxian thought about it, weighed it, and still felt that he was soft-spoken, don't be tough with this kind of hidden Long Aotian.

So, his attitude was a little better, "Then what do you want?" ”

Mikaka said, "Let me go in and hide." ”

"What are you hiding?"

"Hey, you can't let me stay with these two female ghosts."

Hearing this, Shizuko Yi Yan was not happy and said, "Sister Magnolia, this Mikaka seems to dislike us." ”

Magnolia was so angry that she couldn't stop bleeding and said, "Woo, it's so hateful, I didn't expect to be disgusted by a scumbag." It's okay, we'll pester him later. Whether it's eating or sleeping, we let him haunt him for the rest of his life! ”

. This trick is ruthless! Mikaka quickly knelt down and begged for mercy, "Two sisters, I was wrong. Spare your life. I don't dare anymore. ”

"Hmph. Make you disgusted with us. ”

"However, normal people are afraid of ghosts......"

"Your explanation is invalid!"

Shizuko said viciously, "I have to teach you a lesson." Let you know that we are also dignified when we are ghosts! Sister, you say, how do you fix him!? ”

Magnolia patted her skull, shot out her eyeballs, and said, "I thought of it, call all the nearby ghosts and ghosts over and play with him." Definitely made him unforgettable for a lifetime! ”

. The ghosts are dancing wildly, and even if Mikaka is not scared to death, he will be incontinent!

He suddenly knelt on the ground with a 'poof', "Woo! Two sisters who ride the wind and waves, I was wrong. Don't do this to me. ”

"Hmph, let you go? No way! I'm going to call people, no, ghosts! "Magnolia just wanted to float out, but suddenly-

"Shhhh Don't be noisy. Someone's coming. Qi Mu sat up from the tiger chair and motioned for everyone to shut up.

Whoever dares to speak out will be destroyed.

Under his high-pressure policy, everyone suddenly fell silent and pricked up their ears to listen.

At this time, I only heard a footstep quietly walking towards this side of the house, faintly, full of hesitation and hesitation.

Who could it be?

Everyone stared nervously at the entrance. Finally, the figure appeared.

Look closely, oh! Everyone was stunned.

The person standing in the corridor was none other than Ye Yuanlu!

Mikaka said, "Aha, it's you. ”

Ye Yuanlu stood at the entrance, looking cramped and uneasy. He looked around the familiar room, the expression on his face mixed. After all these years, he is back here. Countless times he wanted to erase this house and his childhood from his memory, but every time he dreamed of that terrible scene in his dreams.

"Fawn ......"

A voice pulls him back from his memories to reality.

Ye Yuanlu saw an extremely familiar figure appear in front of him.

"You ......"