Rats

"Kao Shibing roasted online, do you want to eat it? ----Lei Xiaofeng stays"

Officer Twilight was stunned when he faced the long-legged girl lying on her side in the police station.

The woman's face was still covered by a large rag, and when she got closer, she immediately felt a sense of dizziness.

This is...

Ethyl ether!

"Oh mom, take the exam? This thing... Be careful! ”

The police station is working as a tool man, dealing with the mess, and on the side of the North Wind House, there is a typhoon scene in the whole house, and there is a rat's nest!

It turned out like this...

Gray Yuan ordered a batch of mice, but the two small ones moved it home, when Gray Yuan Wai and Tu Scarlet received the goods, accidentally scratched the plastic bag, two hundred mice ran out directly, and the Kazama Hazuki scared the ghost and ran away, Tu Scarlet and the mice fought for 300 rounds, so that the living room "crashed and died".

I finally caught the guinea pig, and waited for Scarlet to cover the cage...

Only to find out...

There are holes!!

Those soft and boneless magenta creatures slipped out one after another, their tails swinging, like a river formed by mice, moving in one direction, just like ants bite to death like this saying, rats, now they are invincible existence, this is...

Real rat sea tactics!

Tu Scarlet rolled her eyes and fell to the ground, the omnipotent scythe-squirt, the one-meter-four scythe master classmate... Afraid, old, rat, ah!

The girl dragged the useless child into the closet, sat and was about to call the housekeeping company, when she heard...

The north wind is back.

Oh, the parents are back, it's time for them to face reality, in the wind and rain...

Who pulled out the fly swatter?

North wind... A critical blow was struck, and with a slap, the guinea pig fell down.

Even though the man was wearing a mask, walking against the light, with his back to them, Xiao Ai could still see... That rich black gas.

No, Gray Plains, you can't panic, you're already a big kid, and you still have a history of losing only one person.

Tu Scarlet, who came to her senses, lifted the girl sitting on her belly, and the two babies watched... The terrifying man, after a few shots, the mice were on all fours in the sky, silent, and the north wind used the tractor broom to start recycling the garbage, and filled the four tractors to the brim.

He also made up a fly swatter for a frame of rats that were trying to scam the corpse.

After dealing with the mice, it's time to deal with the two children who are in trouble.

"Lord... Brother Beifeng, I'm afraid of rats! Many, many, many! It's so terrifying~" Tu Scarlet Tian shamelessly began to copy and paste Conan's cute Dafa, trying to get through the cuteness, and what greeted him was a fly swatter as a cohesion, which was actually Tang Da Hammer's ass squat.

Xiao Yu covered her ass and was at a loss.

"You are rice, mice love rice, equal substitution, mice love you."

Scarlet thought it was okay and nodded.

North Wind went on to add: "You can't be afraid of them, otherwise, they... Eat you! ”

Listening to the man's calm tone, stating a very unusual thing, the sickle baby's dull hair shook suddenly, and the whole baby was cramping as if it was about to melt.

"No... No! I'm not afraid! Today I'm going to eat roasted whole rats! ”

"Don't be so, rats are poisonous." The north wind touched the scythe's skull and continued to carry out family education.

And Loria on the side, Mu De's expression is ......

When Beifeng thought that this Lori needed steel treatment, Xiao Ai stared at Half Moon with a good attitude, and said word by word: "He will write a review, next time, I won't buy so much..."

At this time, Tu Scarlet did not find the mystery in her words.

Beifeng continued to ask: "There is rat poison at home, why not use it?" ”

"I... Does Xiao Mourn want to be alive~ The money has been spent, so it can't be wasted! Xiao Yu interjected.

"Our family... Like a lack of money? ”

Tu Scarlet quit the chat group and failed to escape. Fortunately, Gray Yuan took over the topic, and she shook her head with a wooden face: "They are also lives." ”

"Anyway, sooner or later, it's better to die early than to be reborn."

It seems like... That's really the case, Gray Yuan buys guinea pigs back... It's really used for experiments, let alone alive, maybe there will be no corpse, she couldn't find a reason to refute, so she said, "Next time." ”

Then, Xiao Ai dragged away the penultimate Tu Scarlet and went back to the study to write a review, adding by the way: "I will supervise him to finish writing." ”

Scarlet looked at the girl incredulously, and opened her mouth: "You didn't write..."

Before the word could be spoken, Gray Yuan Wai hooked her lips in a good mood, her smile brought a little warmth, and she said word by word: "You wrote it." ”

Scarlet: "......"

What is it that makes the boat of friendship overturn?

"Admit your mistakes and write well, eight hundred words." Beifeng replied in response, then picked out a hundred or so live ones from the mouses, put them in the breeding box, packed the dead ones in a black plastic bag, and put two parts of dry ice and a large amount of desiccant in order to prevent the corpses from stinking prematurely, and then threw them into the trash.

Then, after silently picking up the messy living room, I made an appointment with a garbage truck at the housekeeping service center to remove the wood chips and furniture debris, and then disinfected them, and then called to order a new set of furniture.

The daily feed consumption of a mouse is about 4 grams.

The batch of mice purchased by Gray Yuan is probably more than 35 days old, and should be fed with pellets or soft materials with higher nutrition to meet the needs of their growth and development.

In order to increase the lactation of female mice, sunflower seeds should be added throughout the lactation process to meet the normal development of lactating mice.

Waiting for the north wind to buy back the pet waterwheel, sunflower seeds, and cod liver oil, it was already more than four o'clock in the afternoon.

The missing female ghost Kazama Hazuki had already taken the initiative to find it herself, and she smiled a little embarrassed, after all, when everyone was ready to share happiness and hardship, she was the fastest to slip away.

But if she were to face two hundred rats, she would be willing to die on the toilet lid again......

It's true!

……

At night, when Beifeng logged back into the black web account, he saw Officer Twilight's screen swiping behavior.

"Are you there?"

……

"Not there."

The opposite Twilight was silent, he felt that Lei Xiaofeng might have a little misunderstanding of himself, he was not a keyboard warrior, he could play a minute ninety-nine + hand speed, just because he was a serious policeman, before he met Lei Xiaofeng, he was still a "stay away from popular uncle" who was not good at using electronic devices, in order to chat happily with Lei Xiaofeng, he learned to use a computer keyboard, and since then... Opens the door to a new world!

Twilight sent another ["Are you there..."]

North Wind: "......"

He wondered, which policeman was so idle? Aren't you afraid that the chief will deduct your salary?

Twilight didn't panic, because he was the chief.

Beifeng thought about it and directly opened up: ["You are very annoying, are the police also disturbing the people? ”】

"Do it again. ”】

["Report"]

["Shielding"]

At this time, Takagi interjected on the side: "Police Department, we are going to talk about carving the blackboard and examining the history of soldiers." ”

"Oh, yes." Twilight touched her big belly, and continued to type on the keyboard: ["In the future, can you not engrave the blackboard? ”】

"Okay. ”】

["About the Examination of the Soldiers..."]

【"Gift"】

Twilight didn't know what to say again, he knocked and deleted, deleted and changed, and showed his attitude towards his girlfriend, and finally, held back two words: ["Good night"]

Twilight is worthy of the uneven hairline, and at the same time, he also has the consciousness of thinking at all times.

He began to make up the prototype of this terrorist organization.

"Sir... This Lei Xiaofeng organization is so unkind to the police, police inspection, you see? ”

Matsumoto Kiyoshi coughed for a long time, touched the scars on his eyes, and couldn't help but complain: "Twilight, you are really annoying." ”

Twilight: "? ”

"Don't worry about this matter, it's not harmful for the time being, and I helped the police deal with the case, it's really not good, contact Group Zero."

"Yes!" Twilight saluted and saw the chief away.

also wanted to harass Lei Xiaofeng, he found out... He was blocked.