160 I'm here to slap my face (medium)
(12 points)
In Victoria's opinion, Li Xiaofeng is simply crazy, she thinks that as a party who asks for help, it doesn't matter if she doesn't shoot the old man's ass, and there is no need to be sarcastic and sarcastic, right? A lot of words, in addition to making old hair crazy, what else can it do?
Victoria suddenly cooled her waist, originally she still had a little expectation for Li Xiaofeng, hoping to witness the birth of a miracle again, yes, she didn't want her cousin to marry that bastard with a disgusting mustache at all. Although she is not completely optimistic about Li Xiaofeng, she knows that someone has a little ability, whether it is Victoria's Secret who is making money every day or beating up bandits last time, she can be regarded as capable of literature and martial arts, such a person is much stronger than a bearded disgusting man.
Originally, Victoria was ready to give face to help say good things in front of the old man, but now it seems that she can't do it without showing face, with the old man's rage, it is very likely that she will lead someone to directly beat Li Xiaofeng to death
"Grandpa Nikolai" Victoria hurriedly stopped the old man who was completely bull-turned, and said with a shy smile: "Andre was joking with you just now, don't take it to heart"
Joke? Who believes this when he says this, anyway, the old man doesn't believe it, he really treats the master as a 2B If he wasn't firmly tied to the horse, he had already jumped up angrily at this time: "This is definitely not a joke"
At the same time, Li Xiaofeng, who seemed very leisurely and careless, also said: "I won't make such boring jokes."
Victoria was so angry that she almost didn't catch her breath, and glared at someone viciously, as if to say, "You bastard, shut up, didn't you see the old lady saving you?" ”。
Li Xiaofeng shrugged his shoulders indifferently, didn't care about Victoria's anger, and teased the old man again: "Then you are Angelina's grandfather?" To be honest, I don't believe it."
If being ridiculed for his physical defects just made the old man furious, Li Xiaofeng questioned the color of the hat on his head, which is unbearable, why? Who let the old Mrs. Hemstra also worship countless beautiful men under the pomegranate skirt, really everyone loves flowers and flowers, but what about the old man? Not to mention that they are ashamed of their shapes, they can be regarded as ghosts, and it is strange that the married life of these two people can be harmonious, anyway, the nobles of Petrograd knew that the old man's hat was inlaid with jadeite, or high-grade jadeite at the imperial green level
Anyway, the old man has two major pains in his body, one is his physical disability, and the other is that his wife Hongxing is out of the wall. For these two things, he didn't find someone to duel back then, but now Li Xiaofeng has committed both, do you think you can give up?
"I'm fighting with you"
The old man kicked the horse's belly with his only sound left leg, and the war knife in the dancer's hand took the head of an immortal in the middle palace. At that moment, the cold glittering blade flashed not far in front of Victoria's eyes, almost scaring the chick's aunt out.
This came down too suddenly, and everyone present didn't expect the old man to really go crazy, but he was so crazy, so no one had time to stop the old man, just when everyone thought that Li Xiaofeng would end up with a blood-spattered cup. A scene that stunned everyone happened again
The cold and shining blade came quickly, if it was an ordinary person, if it was an ordinary person, it would be possible to escape with a donkey rolling with a quick reaction, and if it was slow to react, it would have multiple blood holes on its body. But is Li Xiaofeng an ordinary person? Not to mention that this broken knife can't pierce his skin, it can be regarded as a cold weapon if it can shave off both of his hairs. After three upgrades, he really didn't need to hide in the face of cold weapons now
Of course, Li Xiaofeng can't stupidly wait for the old man to stab him with a knife, although he can't die or shed his hair, but this is too unbelievable and too scary. For the physical and mental safety of the other soy sauce people present, he reluctantly stretched out two fingers to clamp the blade. …,
For a moment, the scene was colder than the Siberian wilderness, and no one dared to believe that what they saw was real, and Victoria even stupidly stretched out her index finger and flicked the blade, until she made a sound before she said stupidly: "It's a real knife"
"Of course it's a real knife" Li Xiaofeng replied angrily, "It's just too weak, it's like a mother?"
The old man's face was blue and red for a while, it seemed that he was not lightly angry, and he was even more ruthless at the moment, but no matter how much force he used, it was a drizzle for Li Xiaofeng, and to put it mildly, the old man really became a big bull, and Li Xiaofeng threw him ten streets away than his strength.
As the old man exerted his strength fiercely, the blood vessels on the door of his brain and on the biceps brachii were violated, and anyone with a discerning eye could see that the old man was definitely dead. But a discerning person can still see that the old man is by no means someone's opponent, this is by no means because the old man is too weak and too weak, everyone knows that there are people with disabilities in the legs, because of long-term crutches, the strength of the upper limbs is very amazing
Back then, Li Xiaofeng was abused by a classmate with a disabled leg, who could break a broom stick the thickness of a baby's forearm with only two hands, and a big man with a wrist of 1.9 meters was not his opponent.
Well, Li Xiaofeng in this life finally found his way back, but such a victory can't make him happy at all, on the contrary, he really doesn't want to bully the disabled, he and the classmate with a disabled leg are still Brother Tie, as long as it is windy and rainy, he carries this classmate to school and school, and the relationship between the two is not ordinarily good.
"Do you want to continue to compare?". Li Xiaofeng looked at the old man with a red face and a thick neck, and asked very gently.
It's a pity that his gentleness has reached the eyes of the old man, it is sarcastic and sarcastic, so angry that the old man trembles all over, but it is impossible for him to admit defeat like this, generally people with physical defects have strong self-esteem, and the old man is no exception.
Of course, the old man is not the kind of fool with a tendon, he knows that he can't take advantage of the amount of strength, and it is definitely thankless to continue to be so deadlocked, not to mention that the other party doesn't have to be a stalemate with him, what should the other party do if he suddenly exerts force?
If you don't have the ability to take it, you can only outwit it, not to mention, the old man is really a bit smart, although he doesn't understand the principles of Newton's classical mechanics, but he understands the principle that the role of force is relative. Both sides are exerting their strength, what will be the consequences if one side suddenly lets go?
Just do it when he thought of it, the old man didn't hesitate anymore, suddenly made another effort, and then suddenly let go of his hand, just when he was full of joy and ready to see Li Xiaofeng make a fool of himself, the scene of breaking his glasses happened again.
Li Xiaofeng didn't roll over and fall to the ground as he expected, and fell into a gray face, in fact, someone didn't move a moment, and still maintained his original posture, as if what he was fighting with just now was just a ball of air.
The old man's eyes are about to pop out, Nima, physics is all a lie, right? Not a lot of words
Physics is certainly not a lie, the problem is that science and theology are completely out of bounds, and the old man uses scientific knowledge to deal with supernatural immortals, should he say how bold and prolific man is, or is he just a coffee table?
However, the most coffee table is not here, and Li Xiaofeng knows that he is a bad old man, that is, he is an immortal, and he really has to suffer a loss if he changes someone else, and a certain immortal eats abalone and sea cucumber, eats birds and animals, and still does not suffer a loss.
This guy pretended that there was nothing abnormal, and reprimanded the old man at first glance: "Admit defeat? I told you a long time ago that you are not my opponent, and you have to bring humiliation on yourself...... Although you have a disability, although you have little strength, although you are very ugly, this is nothing, but you don't have self-knowledge, then it's not right, know what is called sitting in a well and watching the sky, know what is a mountain is higher than a mountain.........,
Li Xiaofeng was not polite at all, and directly gave the old man an inadequate evaluation, and sincerely warned him - don't come out to make trouble if you don't have the ability.
Fortunately, the old man did not have high blood pressure and heart disease, otherwise he would have been angry by someone on the spot, and even the onlookers couldn't stand it, and a guy with a very small white face jumped out to hug the old man:
"Bullying the disabled...... What kind of ability are the elderly?"
Li Xiaofeng glanced at this person, and at a glance, he could see that this little white face was probably a drunkard, not drinking, why did he say that? Because this person is not the kind of person who truly respects the old and loves the young, his expression is too excited and excited, and a person who really sees injustice and draws a knife to help should not be so excited, a person like him is more like the kind of person who wants to express himself and finally waits for the opportunity.
Li Xiaofeng even directly made up the real motive of this person's grievances, and he could endure his nausea and accompany the old man to play this kind of boring war game, and he was extremely eager to express himself, I am afraid that he had other plans.
The rest is what to do, now the old man wants power or not, money or not, and the only thing left that can attract young white faces is a granddaughter.
Li Xiaofeng knew that this was another direct competitor, but did he need to worry about such an opponent? Just like this little white face who wants to be in the limelight and steal the show, Li Xiaofeng also wishes that someone would come forward, he came here today to make trouble
"Bullying people with disabilities is certainly not a good thing"
Li Xiaofeng first emphasized the words that the other party had just said because he was too excited. Sure enough, the clouds on the face of the old man next to him became more dense, and it was estimated that he hated this poor little white face, there was no way, this was the price of pointing at the monk and scolding the bald man.
Then, Li Xiaofeng said: "But some disabled people want to go up the pole to find abuse, and I can't help it, tsk, disabled people ......."
Li Xiaofeng is a disabled person on the left and a disabled person on the right, every time he emphasizes it, the old man has more resentment in his heart, if he continues to read like this, it is estimated that the old man will hate the little white face to death. Fortunately, the other party is not a fool, Zhilu Dao let a certain immortal continue to play, then it is really a matter of stealing chickens and rice, and shouted at the moment:
"I won't allow you to insult old Mr. Hemstra anymore, I'm going to duel with you" (to be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to subscribe to the mobile network (.), reward, your support is my biggest motivation. )……,