277 Uncle Nine! [Send autographed book + explosive update]
Although Mikaka didn't want to beg this person, it was much better than being haunted by female ghosts. In contrast, he had to bend down and plead, "Big brother, I will do whatever you say." ”
Qi Mu gracefully stretched out a foot, "Help me shine my shoes." Just help you. ”
"What?" Mikaka's backbone was stimulated again, "Hey, Qi Mujun, don't insult people. Hmph, tell me to shine my shoes?! At least you should have a rag ready! ”
Bang la bang - down a big piece.
Xia Zao'an leaned softly on the desk, "Mikaka, what about your backbone and ambition." I misread you. ”
Mikaka was helpless, "You let a female ghost haunt me, I see if you still have any backbone." ”
"Then wipe it quickly."
"Wipe it, wipe it, but it's okay. You've got to help me catch ghosts. ”
Mikaka gritted her teeth, brought a rag, and was about to bend down to help him shine his shoes. Qi Mu took his feet back.
"Hey, what tricks are you trying to play?"
Qi Mu said: "Keep this account down first, and let you pay it back next time." ”
"Good, good." Mikaka was also willing, anyway, after Qi Mu drove the female ghost away, he planned to repay the debt.
But how do you exorcise demons?
Qi Mu said: "It's very easy to exorcise ghosts, just find her bones. ”
"Huh?" Mikaka was dumbfounded, went around in circles, and went around in a big circle, so he still wanted him to go down to the ancient well to dig up the bones?
He didn't dare.
Shi Zhenxian patted him and gave him courage, "What are you afraid of, let's go early today." In broad daylight, you don't have to worry. ”
Mikaka shook his hand with emotion, "Brother Shi, you don't lose my best brother. ”
"Mikaka, we will be brothers for life, and we will never be separated!"
The scene suddenly became emotional.
However, Mikaka continued, "Brother, come down with me." ”
"Get out!" Shi Zhenxian kicked him away.
Really, a brotherhood thinner than paper.
In the evening, the sun is set.
The city of Ranjin was shrouded in the glow of the setting sun, dyed a layer of golden yellow.
Class ended early today, and it was not yet six o'clock when Qi Mu, Mikaka and the others arrived at the mansion, because it was still very bright because of summer. It won't be until at least 7 o'clock when it gets dark.
An hour was enough time to dig up the bones. They brought tools, including ropes, baskets for dredging, and Luoyang shovels for tomb robbing.
At the side of the ancient well where the setting sun was shining, Mikaka and his group watched the bottom of the well. Although it was daytime, the darkness at the bottom of the well could not be dispelled by the light, and there was a mysterious layer of water vapor, and it was impossible to see the situation below at the mouth of the well.
Only by going down in person can you get a glimpse of the mystery.
And this person is none other than Mikaka.
He kept sobbing and swallowing saliva, he really couldn't be blamed, who wouldn't be cowardly for this kind of thing.
"Everyone, can I not go down?"
"Flinch now? You can make fun of us. "Good morning summer beat him.
"But I'm afraid. Brother Qi Mu, is there any other way? It's so exciting. ”
"There is no other way." Qi Mu shrugged his shoulders and said that he couldn't help, "You really don't want to go down, and I don't force it." Anyway......" he said, glancing meaningfully behind Mikaka, and raised his hand as if to greet [someone] behind Mikaka, "Hey." Hello. ”
"Hey, hey. Who do you say hello to. ”
"Do you need to ask?"
Mikaka wiped cold sweat wildly, and his back was cold. He looked back nervously and saw nothing. But he was convinced that the dead head of the female ghost must be hidden out of his sight.
"Alright! All right! Don't scare me! I'll go down! Can't I go down? "He wanted to cry.
It's time to stop such a tragic decline!
Xia Zao came over, "Mikaka, I specially invited a master for you. ”
"What master?"
"That has to be the legendary master. Next, there is a master to play. Please applaud! ”
As her words landed, a man in a Taoist robe jumped out of the room. This man was angry and angry, not angry but mighty, holding a peachwood sword, and there were two disciples beside him.
As he swung his sword, he shouted, "What kind of demon is doing evil in the world, see that my ninth uncle has accepted you!" ”
"Wencai! Autumn birth! Prepare glutinous rice, ink threads. ”
"Yes, Master!"
The two apprentices pretended to take out the props.
If you look closely, aren't this Wencai and Qiusheng the characters played by Ah Jin and Ah Chun?!
As for Uncle Jiu, who else could it be, Ulalabai!
What's going on, playing the cosplay of the zombie chief?!
"It's not like it! I'm the director behind the scenes. "Xia Good Morning is very proud of her masterpiece.
In order to perform this scene well, the four of them are said to have spent an hour dedicated to rehearsals, and they must perform the remake of Uncle Nine vividly.
Having said that, the ninth uncle played by Ulala is seven or eight points alike, whether it is the face shape, expression, and the two eyebrows, if you don't look carefully, you really think that the ninth uncle is reincarnated.
It's just that the actors of Wencai and Qiusheng are too perfunctory. Let Ah Jin play Qiu Sheng is barely enough, and let Ah Chun play Wencai, it would be too sorry for the audience. She's a woman.
Faced with this situation, Mikaka didn't know what to say, engaging in such a big battle, "Does this work?" ”
Instead of pretending to be Uncle Jiu, it is better to pretend to be Zhong Kui.
"Of course it works!" Xia Good Morning said, "Although there is no real material, at least it can increase the momentum!" ”
That's better than nothing...... Mikaka thought to herself.
But I saw that Xia Zao'an spread his hands, "Dude, take it." ”
Mikaka was confused and said, "What to take?" ”
"Don't pretend to be garlic. The production fee. You don't think you need to be paid. Our actors' salaries are on par with Xiao Xianrou, and they will exceed 100 million. ”
"Poof!" Mikaka almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.
"Are these group performers you invited to be cutout actresses! Over 100 million? If you look at these three actors, you will only stare at one expression. With your kind of acting, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death by the audience? ”
Xia Zao'an was ashamed, "What are you afraid of?!" Now it's all played like this, it's called traffic. ”
"! I didn't have acting skills to enter the film and television industry! The cutout actress has long been unable to receive the play! Do you dare to ask for 100 million?! ”
Xia Zao'an was also unconvinced, "If you have the ability, you can play one." ”
Mikaka rolled up his sleeves, "Come on." Let me show you what acting is! ”
I saw Mikaka take off Ulala's robe, put it on himself, and then he jumped out of the house.
"What kind of demon dare to be presumptuous here!"
Immediately afterward, he pretended to draw the peachwood sword. I never thought that his every move and style had a very good expression, as if he was really being taken on by Uncle Jiu. The acting skills made the traffic embarrassed.
"Hmph." After the performance, Mikaka threw the peachwood sword back to Ulala.
"That's what it's called acting. Understood. Stop acting, go home and cut out the picture. ”
Xia Zao'an, a few people were stunned and couldn't help but applaud. "Well acted! It turned out to be an old drama bone! ”
"A bunch of idiots." Qi Mu interrupted them and said, "Is it fun?" Can you go down the well? ”
He pointed to the sky. The sun is setting. Before I knew it, it was getting dark now. The night is gradually encroaching on the entire sky.
It was past 6:30 a.m. There's not much time left for Mikaka.
"It's all hurt by you." Mikaka ran back to the wellhead while shifting the blame to Xia Good Morning. "Go down the well, go down the well, what else do you play Uncle Nine cosplay! Isn't that harming me? ”
"It's none of my business," Xia Zao'an retorted, "Who let you steal the leading role." This ninth uncle is not for you. If you want to play, play the one who picks up the bones. ”
"Go aside!"
Qi Mu looked at these two goods coldly, "Scumbag card, you are verbose, wait until it is completely dark, hehe......"
Mikaka didn't want to go down in the dark, it was terrible.
He didn't dare to say more nonsense, so he quickly tied a rope to his body, and then sat at the mouth of the well, ready to slide to the bottom of the well.
Before going down, he told me a thousand times: "You must hold me and don't give up on me." ”
"Don't worry." Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie tied the other end of the rope to the tree, and when Mikaka went down the well, they slowly loosened the rope and helped him go down.
Mikaka plucked up her courage and slowly leaned down along the mouth of the well, "Again, wait a minute, you must not let go." ”
"Got it. Chicken Po. So much nonsense. It's getting dark. Do you want to be caught by a ghost while it's dark? ”
"Phew, don't say such intrusive words!"
"Ready!"
"Alright, let's start putting me down."
As his partner let go of the rope, Mikaka's body slowly slid down.
Mikaka holds a flashlight to illuminate the walls of the well. Although this ancient well has been dry for a long time, the wall of the well is still very damp and covered with moss, and when you put your hand on it, there is a sticky and slippery touch, as if you are touching a slug.
Moreover, the air of this ancient well was filled with a sense of oppression, and when you smell it, it is the smell of death and decay, which frantically burrows into the nasal cavity, making people's airways constrict, stomach cramps, and a sense of fear.
It's scary...... Mikaka said silently. His mind was reminded of the usual plots from horror movies.
A scene like this ancient well is a favorite of horror movies.
Generally speaking, the plot will set that there must be a female ghost at the bottom of this well who is looking up. Well, that's a movie after all.
Mikaka thought it was too fanciful, but he couldn't help but glance down at it, and the flashlight was shining downward.
It doesn't matter, but when it does, the light just shrouds a white shadow standing at the bottom of the well.
In an instant, Mikaka gasped, and strong urine was coming to his lower abdomen.
His heart was beating fiercely.
The glow of the flashlight shrouded the white shadow.
Oh my God, there's a female ghost looking up and glaring at him!
Mikaka stared at it for a few seconds, his head dizzy, reason and logic, fear and denial. This female ghost is exactly as terrifying as he imagined!
The hairs all over the body stood on end.
After a brief blank of mind, Mikaka remembered and desperately shouted at the well, "Wow, you guys! Pull me up! ”
"What's wrong?" Xia Good morning was directing the rope to be released, and when he heard Mikaka's cry for help, he walked to the well and looked down.
"My meow!" When she saw the female ghost, her soul flew away.
Then, "Pull it!" There are ghosts at the bottom of the well! She shouted like a psychopath.
"No, it won't. Such a fierce ghost?! Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie became nervous, and quickly gathered everyone together and pulled the rope hard.
In addition to Qi Mu, with the attitude of standing by and watching, he walked to the wellhead and watched the excitement.
Well, routine operations without conscience.
As the saying goes, there is strength in numbers, and under the pull of the rope of unity, Mikaka rises very quickly.
It's just that the speed of that female ghost is also super fast.
It climbed up the wall of the well!
This guy has more nimble limbs than a spider, and crawling on the slippery wall of the well is not hindered at all.
The speed is comparable to the world record.
While crawling, it stared at and stuck out its tongue, making a strange cry of "uh-uh-uh", how penetrating.
A panic jumped up and down in Mikaka's chest, and the rapid heartbeat could not be calmed down at all.
"Pull it! Pull it! He tore through his throat and yelled, and he felt the adrenaline hormones rushing out. He knew that the human eye would stick out in times of extreme fear, not only would it open wide, but it would really stick out due to the increase in blood pressure and intracranial hydraulics.
And Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie above also worked hard, pulling and pulling hard.
Mikaka was only two meters away from the wellhead.
There's only one meter left!
However......
He was also about to be caught up by a female ghost. Before he could climb to the mouth of the well, he would be caught by the female ghost first.
"Help me!" Mikaka saw Qi Mu standing at the mouth of the well, so close, and hurriedly shouted.
Reach out to him.
As long as the great god of Qi Mu comes out, this little female ghost is a fart.
And Qi Mu also held out his hand to Mikaka.
"Thank you, big brother!!" Mikaka was moved to tears.
However, just as his fingers were about to touch Qi Mu. The other party shrank back.
"Hey, hey, hey!" Mikaka is going crazy. "Don't bring it like that."
The corners of Qi Mu's lips seemed to smile, "Mikaka, you've grown up." It's time to learn to rely on yourself. You can't always rely on others. ”
"I'll go to your uncle's. Don't learn my mother's tone! ”
What a person! I don't care about you! Die! Spicy Chicken!
Mikaka looked down again.
Oh my mother! The female ghost had crawled to his feet, and was holding out a white, thin hand to grab Mikaka's ankle.
You can't be caught! Mikaka was in a hurry and untied the rope on his body.
"Ahh He fell straight from above, to the bottom of a muddy well. All over in mud.
Although it hurts to fall, it just dodges the hand of the female ghost.
It's just that I can hide from the first day of junior high school, but I can't hide from the fifteenth.
Mikaka looked up, just in time to meet the female ghost and also looked down.
"Hey, hey, hey!" She cracked her mouth, revealing the sharp fangs of a beast, and the pupils of those eyes seemed to be about to eat people, and the slightest look at them made her tremble all over.
Finished! A wave of despair rippled in Mikaka's heart.
He fell to the bottom of the well, and there was no escape!
"Wow, who's coming to save me!"
He stood at the bottom of the well and tore his throat.
Autograph Question: Who plays Qiusheng in this chapter?