353 Acting
After the policemen left, Xiao Po said indifferently, "Okay." The play is over. As I expected, we can go now. β
"What? Play? Acting? β
When everyone heard this, they were stunned.
And let Xiaopo tell everyone about it?
Phew, think beautifully. Will Brother Qi Mu be the kind of person who patiently explains!
He waved his hand, "Go!" β
"Nani? That's it? Don't explain?! Shi Zhenxian looked confused.
"I'm afraid I can't understand it with your IQ!"
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Such a stinky little po, if you don't have some ability, can you live to adulthood?!!!
Gotta get it! Who let him be a heifer for his birthday, the cow batch is big!
Shi Zhenxian didn't dare to ask, so he had to obediently follow Xiao Po to a corner of the construction site.
Unexpectedly, there was a helicopter parked in the open space of the construction site!
"Come up!" Xiao Po drilled directly into the driver's seat of the helicopter.
"Ahh Can you fly a plane? Good morning Xia asked as they got inside.
Xiao Po didn't answer, but signaled with a cold look: I won't open it, will you?
The sky and the earth are scared, and Qi Mu is also by nature.
Xia Zao'an was deflated, and scolded in his heart: Phew, I won't play with you in the future.
In this way, Xiao Po drove the helicopter and flew into the sky with a bang.
Seeing this, Mikaka, who was standing on the roof of the building, shouted anxiously: "Hey, hey, hey! And me? Wait! β
What! Is this called crossing the river and demolishing the bridge! Mikaka got angry and crossed her back.
If you ask someone to play the god without a performance fee, you don't even have to be responsible for picking up and commuting to and from work now?
Is this a shady scene in the entertainment industry!
And behind him, Gin and Vodka finally wiped a handful of sweat and "whew...... Unexpectedly, I really hid it. β
What's going on here?
Let the author take his time.
It turns out that the cause of the incident dates back more than three hundred years, starting from the opening of the door to this world by the [Infernal Rift......
Reader "piapia! Pumping the author's big mouth, "Let you hydro!" β
The author covered his swollen face, "Woo." I don't dare to water. Please let it go. β
Reader: "Hurry up and make a long story short! β
Street Fighter: "Obey!" Readers are my parents! β
It turned out that the cause of the incident went back ten minutes...... Mikaka was brought to the construction site by Hei and Flower.
"Oops! What are you bringing me here? Mikaka covered his chest, nervous, and said anything, he is also a peerless beautiful girl now. To have a figure, to have a good look!
I'm afraid of being coveted by perverts.
"You're thinking too much!" "I'm not interested in women!" β
"Ahh Mikaka said, "Is homosexuality popular in today's society? β
Hehe, he was wrong. Xiao Hei doesn't like women because he likes female cats......
If Xiao Hei likes women, then it is a dog love that refreshes the three views!
In short, Xiaohei and Xiaohua brought Mikaka to the rooftop.
There was also a cat sitting and waiting for him in that place.
"Come here. Sit down! The cat waved at Mikaka and said hello.
How...... There's a cat?!
Moreover, this cat is female, and it is completely different from other cats, with perms, lipstick, and eye shadow, just like a female star in the cat world.
"This is a special invitation from us. The top makeup artist in the cat world, Mr. Tony! Gin solemnly introduced.
Mikaka was still a little confused.
"Didn't you say you would help me become a god?"
"What's the hurry?" Gin said, "With Mr. Tony here, it's not a matter of minutes for you to become a god?" β
What do you mean? What does the god have to do with this female cat, Mr. Tony?
In short, Mikaka sat on the chair in a daze, and Mr. Tony took out his makeup case, first looked at Mikaka's face, and looked disgusted, "Hey, your skin is so bad, your cheekbones are too high, your chin is too flat, your eyes are too small, your ears are too pointed, and your hair is too oily!" I would suggest that you should go for a full body facelift. β
"......" Mikaka doesn't want to be disliked by a female cat.
Gin said: "Mr. Tony, although he is a little ugly, but he is the second male, you can give him a little face." β
Mr. Tony cocked his orchid finger, "I'm just telling the truth. But that's it, after all, he is the second male, and the requirements for appearance are not so high. β
Vodka: "Yes. Anyway, he didn't have the life of the male lead. If it's ugly, it's ugly. The money for plastic surgery is saved. β
"Can you stop talking...... When I'm transparent? "Mikaka is by these guys.
Mr. Tony said, "Okay. What are you calling me to dress him up like? β
"Just dress up like this. May I? Gin took out his phone and flipped out a photo.
Mikaka leaned over and saw that it was a photo of him fighting in the Shura Field.
"This makeup? OKοΌ No problem. Mr. Tony readily agreed.
Gin said, "However, the time is a bit urgent, I hope you can only do it in five minutes, no problem." β
"That's going to have to add money."
"Money is not an issue."
"Okay. Meow, get started! Mr. Tony pulled out his makeup pen and got to work.
Mikaka only understood at this time that what kind of transformation was a god, it turned out to be just a makeup......
This is called the Transformation of the Imperial God?
It's child's play!
Gin seemed to see his thoughts, "Don't worry! Young man, be patient and wait! Don't follow the example of those who abandon the pit at every turn. β
"Hmm!" Mikaka nodded heavily.
Let's see and cherish it.
Finally, Mr. Tony said, "It's done." You guys check it out. β
Gin and vodka exclaimed, "Wow! Like, oh! It's just a dime! β
And Mikaka took a look in the mirror, and had to admit that this Tony teacher is not a top makeup artist in the cat world, and he really dressed him up like a god.
How can anyone who does not know know recognize it when he sees it?
After receiving the payment, Mr. Tony Shi Shi left.
So, what's next?
Mikaka scratched her head, "It's scary to go out like this?" β
"Of course it's not that simple!" Gin and vodka exclaimed. "Boss Xiaopo's plan won't be so easy!"
"And what else?" It turned out that Xiao Po arranged it in secret. Mikaka is also curious, why does this little ghost have a bad stomach?
"There's this." Gin pulled out a mini flashlight and a remote control. There are three buttons on it.
"What is this for?" Mikaka still hasn't figured it out.
"Flashlight, that's how it works." Gin took a flashlight, first posed, and then shouted, "Demon Piercing Light Kill Cannon!" β
The flashlight was hidden on the back of his hand, and with a wave of his fingers, turning on the flashlight really created the illusion of emitting energy waves.
It's just ...... "Demon Light Killing Cannon?" Isn't this the Piccolo Great Demon King's trick? Mikaka yelled, "You're playing with memes again? Gave up on Conan? β
"Conan, forget it, it's not fun." Gin and vodka indicate that Conan is tired of playing and now has to change the taste.
"Can't you create an original move?" Mikaka is insistent on originality.
"Then you want one." Gin shrugged and said.
"Okay." Mikaka started to think about it. A minute later, he thought, "Ah! I have a nice name! β
"I really deserve to be the second in the exam. Let's talk about it. What are you going to call it? β
"It's called Balabala Energy Armani Light Wave!"
Damn, even balabala energy can be figured out, Mikaka is such a genius.
Gin and Vodka looked at each other weakly, then sneaked aside, "They all say that Mikaka is a wonder." I didn't believe it......"
"Now I believe it. It's hard to find someone who can still like balabala energy at this age. β
"Hey...... I can hear it all......" Mikaka crept behind them, "I don't need to talk about it behind my back." It's a big deal, it's better to use the magic light to kill the cannon. β
Mikaka's expression was reluctant.
"Are you sure?" Gin said, "I'm not reluctant. β
"Sure. Are you sure. Okay. Tell me what this remote control is for. β
Mikaka was about to take the remote control, but Gin shrank his hand, "Hey, don't press it randomly." This remote control is an explosive detonator. β
"Wow!" Mikaka shrank in fright.
"Why are you still playing blasting scenes?"
"Of course. Otherwise, how to bluff people! Gin said as he flipped out the script, "Wait a minute, Mikaka, you'll just act like this, and we'll light you up when you come out." That's it. β
Gin fingers, vodka to Mikaka, lifts, and stage searchlights.
Wow! So professional!
"Of course, we also have a big fan. This is something we borrowed from the crew. β
Gin said that when the main character in the movie appears, he must be equipped with a big fan, so that he can pretend to be ready at any time.
"Next, you're going to play in this position."
Mikaka leaned over and took a look, huh...... Gin even marked the action diagram, (in fact, it is just a screenshot of Ultraman's appearance).
"Then, do one more of these moves."
Mikaka was embarrassed when he saw the action posture marked on the script. Can this broadcast gymnastics really pretend to be forced?
"I think, why don't you change this action?"
Mikaka just wanted to give his opinion, but Gin was upset. "Now you're a director or am I. Do you want to be a drama bully? β
"I ......"
Gin continued to criticize: "As a little fresh meat, I don't think about acting skills well, and I think staring is acting all day long?" You're so awesome, you cut out the picture. β
"I was wrong...... Mikaka admitted. But I feel that this kind of thing of cutout acting skills has something to do with him?!!!
He seems to be innocently lying on the gun.
But in order not to anger Gin, who has a director complex, Mikaka didn't dare to speak out.
Just do radio gymnastics, it's not like I haven't done it anyway.
At this moment, Vodka, who had been observing the situation from the side of the building, shouted: "Hey! They're coming! The actors hurry up and get ready to get in place! β
"Yes." Mikaka, as the only male protagonist in this play, hurriedly walked to the elevator.
The vodka is ready to turn on the fans and stage searchlights.
And the director Gin shouted: "Take one! ActionοΌ β
So, everyone saw the next scene......
The first button of the remote control is to control the first explosion. Of course, the explosives were pre-loaded.
This explosion was just a piece of cake.
The more important scene is to blow up the building next door.
Think about it, if Mikaka can destroy a building with just stretching out his palm, then wouldn't his combat power be comparable to One Punch Man? Phew, what kind of crazy thing is that a one-punch superman can break the earth. If Mikaka wanted to, he could have cracked the Earth with one punch...... Ceremony!
In short, this scene was very successful in scaring off Dongfang Fuji Zhen and other policemen.
βcutοΌ Perfect! Gin, as the director, was very satisfied with this scene.
Mikaka wiped her sweat and breathed a sigh of relief. Call...... It's finally time to make a difference.
The first time I performed, I was a little nervous.
He couldn't wait to ask Gin: "Director, how am I acting?" Has the acting skills improved? β
"Not bad. Lad. The Oscars owe you an Academy Award! Gin encouraged him.
"Hee-hee! Thank you, Director. But ......" Mikaka looked at the remote control in his hand and asked, "There's another button here, what is it for?" β
"That's the button." Gin always forgot things, scratched his head, and said, "I don't remember." I remember as if the boss told me to come. β
It called vodka, "Where is this button exploding?" β
Vodka shook his head, "Boss Xiaopo told you and didn't tell me." How do I know? β
"Uh......" Gin was distressed.
How do you get an extra button?
Mika Ka had a lot of hands and took it, "Won't you know if you try it?" β
It's a big deal, it's blowing up somewhere.
But the moment he pressed it, Gin shouted violently: "Ah! I remember. Don't press! β
Hehe, it's too late......
Mikaka's fingers were already pressing.