Chapter 291: Typing Can't Be Fast, You're a Little Fool
Li Xiaofeng is completely crazy, since he was ridiculed by the thief who committed the most cheap crimes, Li Xiaofeng has gone completely crazy, he swore to God, he must catch this thief and beat him hard.
So Li Xiaofeng directly started the second round of the game, although he was still escaped by this damn thief in the end, but the police obviously advanced a few steps more than the first time.
In the repeated retrys, Li Xiaofeng also gradually mastered some skills, such as not being able to look at one letter to find it, he needs to memorize four or five letters at a time, and then without looking at the TV screen, concentrate on finding out the four or five letters in order in one go, so as to improve the speed.
I have to admit that when men are playing games and women are cheating on them, their IQs will increase exponentially.
After mastering this technique, but after about five attempts, Li Xiaofeng successfully caught this damn thief in the last line.
Then, a simple picture appeared on the TV, a picture of a thief handcuffed by the police in frustration, which made Li Xiaofeng very proud, and his heart was full of a sense of accomplishment, as if he was the policeman who caught the thief.
It's a pity that Li Xiaofeng's pride didn't last long, because after this picture gradually faded, the damn thief's voice appeared again, "Hey, hey, as long as it's 15 days, Lao Tzu is a good man again!" ”
Then a line of subtitles appeared on the TV screen: "15 days have passed, the thief has reappeared, and this time he ran faster!" ”
"What! What's next? Li Xiaofeng was stunned for a moment, and then the picture of the TV changed to the letter path that caught the thief before, and the prompt of the second round appeared in the upper left corner of the screen, and at the same time, the thief who committed the crime escaped again.
Only this time, the thief's escape speed was significantly faster, before it was a letter every two seconds, but this time it was about 1.5 seconds a letter or so.
So, our classmate Li Xiaofeng failed again, and was once again ridiculed by the damn thief.
"Come again!" Li Xiaofeng gritted his teeth and said, after several failures, Li Xiaofeng finally cleared the second round and caught the thief. But the third round followed, and the thief's speed increased to one letter per second.
"Go on!" Li Xiaofeng, a stubborn little guy, was completely stimulated his will to fight, and when Li Xiaofeng's father came home with an empty pocket, he found that his son was still working hard to use the computer learning machine and practice his typing skills hard, Li Xiaofeng's father showed a relieved expression.
"What a good son, I didn't buy this expensive computer for him!" Li Xiaofeng's father sighed.
But it wasn't until about 10 o'clock in the evening that Li Xiaofeng's father found out that his son was still practicing typing, no matter how hard he studied, he couldn't exhaust his body!
So the father began to rush his son to sleep, but Li Xiaofeng refused, "Dad, wait until I finish typing these letters!" ”
"Okay!" Dad nodded, but after waiting for about 20 minutes, Li Xiaofeng threw away the keyboard in his hand, and the whole person lay on the ground panting.
Li Xiaofeng successfully caught the thief, and the prompt in the upper left corner of the screen has reached the 18th round, at this time, the thief's movement speed has been increased to the speed of 3 words a second, and Li Xiaofeng himself did not find out, in fact, he has done it without looking at the keyboard, can rely on muscle memory, and directly press the correct letter.
"Dad, why is the thief released after only 15 days of being caught? Can't he stay in prison all the time and not come out? When he went to bed, Li Xiaofeng suddenly asked his father aggrievedly.
"It depends on what he steals, if it's just petty theft, it can only be locked up for 15 days at most!" Dad didn't understand why his son suddenly asked such a question, but he still explained.
"Damn thief, if I become a policeman in the future, I will definitely keep you in prison for the rest of your life, so that you don't want to come out!" Even in his sleep, Li Xiaofeng also made such a conclusive oath.
When the father on the side heard this dream sentence, his face couldn't help but be a little worried, he bought a computer learning machine for his son, in order to let his son become an IT person in the future, but not to let his baby son be a policeman, this is a problem!
Also, could it be that his son was stolen by a thief?
Otherwise, why do you hate thieves so much?
In the next few days, Li Xiaofeng's friends were surprised to find that Li Xiaofeng didn't come out to play with him, and Li Xiaofeng's father was also surprised to find that when he agreed to let Li Xiaofeng go out to play for an hour every day according to the agreement, Li Xiaofeng directly refused.
As long as he finished his homework, he immediately sat in front of the TV and began to practice typing diligently, and later, Li Xiaofeng's father occasionally glanced at his son's typing speed, and found that when his son was practicing typing, his eyes didn't look at the keyboard, his eyes were just staring at the TV screen, but his hands were like Foshan shadowless fingers, and the speed was so fast that there was almost an afterimage.
It looks like a martial arts master.
When the time came in December, when a group of friends were chatting during the recess time at school, a chubby little kid took the initiative to ask, "Hey, have you ever played with the primary school computer typing learning machine?" ”
"Is that the typewriter that appears every day in that advertisement?"
"The one in the triennial class?"
The effect of the advertisement is really deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and even the third-grade children have firmly remembered the plot in the advertisement.
"What are you doing with that? It's not forcing us to learn, it's not fun at all, so I don't want to play! A little kid said.
"You don't know, that learning machine is sometimes quite boring, but there's a typing game called "Police Catch Thieves", it's really fun, and I've been able to catch thieves for 15 rounds now!" The little fat man said triumphantly.
"What game? What "The Police Catch the Thief"" is really a child, and as soon as he heard the word game, he instantly became interested.
"It's the game that comes with the primary school bully.,Today you all come to my house.,I'll show you a demonstration.,Let everyone come and play!" The little fat man finally said his purpose, got such a fun game, and played the 15th round after a lot of hardships, which would be too uncomfortable if he didn't show it in front of his friends.
"Okay! Okay! ”
"I'll go! I'll go! ”
These children are all third-grade students.,The amount of homework itself is not too big.,Parents don't manage enough in this era.,Plus the school is out at 3:30.,Plus the recent good-looking TV animations are gone.,It's all some repetitive old animation.,So for anything related to play,,I'm full of interest.。
And it was such a fresh elementary school computer typing learning machine, so the nearby friends all agreed, and then the little fat man turned his head and said to Li Xiaofeng, "Xiaofeng, are you coming?" ”
"Okay!" Li Xiaofeng nodded calmly.
So, after school ended, seven or eight children followed the little fat man and rushed to the little fat man's house. Because the little fat man's parents are dual-income families, there is no one in the family at this time, which is just a favorable opportunity for the friends to play together.
"Look, this is how the game is played!" The little fat man carefully took out the elementary school bully from his treasure box, and then showed his friends how to play this game.
"I'll try it first!" A little kid raised his hand enthusiastically, and the little fat man gave him the keyboard, but after 200 seconds, the little kid only typed three lines, and could only helplessly watch the thief escape, and at the same time, the familiar slut's voice also mocked.
"Hey, hey, hey, you can't type fast, you're a little fool!"
"You're a little fool, I'm not a little fool!" The little kid was angry and wanted to have another plate, and then was pushed aside by the other children who had been waiting impatiently for a long time, "Change me, you go to the line, I can definitely catch this thief!" ”
As a result, this kid didn't have the same kid as before, and when the thief fled, he only typed two lines.
"Hey, hey, hey, you can't type fast, you're a little fool!"
As a result, the child actually cried.
Next, except for Li Xiaofeng, every child tried, and as a result, all of these novices failed without exception, and everyone was ridiculed by the slut.
"I'm going to catch that thief and beat him up!!" Every child swore in their hearts.
Of course, there are exceptions, such as one child who said, "No way, that thief ran too fast, and it is impossible to catch the thief with the speed of typing!" ”
"That's it! It is! ”
"The thief can't be caught at this speed, and we can never type so fast!" Whether it is an adult or a child, the characteristics of liking to shake the pot cannot be changed.
So these children immediately threw the pot on the game, and it was not because they were too poor themselves.
"No, in fact, this thief's speed is still very slow, it's just that you don't know how to do it, I can catch this thief!" The little fat man saw that the time had come, and immediately jumped out and said.
"We don't believe it, you have the ability to catch this thief and show us!"
"That's it! It is! The children shouted one after another, this is simply a godsend for pretending, and this is also the moment when the little fat man is waiting.
So the little fat man sat on the side of the elementary school bully, looking at the TV, only occasionally when he forgot a key, he looked at the keyboard, and this proficiency was obviously very high.
So naturally, less than 15 seconds after the opening of the game, before the thief had run a line away, the police walked like a fly and caught the thief directly!
Then the little fat man played the 12th round in a row, and every time he was able to catch the thief who was running faster and faster.
Although in the 13th round, the little fat horse stumbled and let the thief slip away, but this is already an unprecedented achievement.
"It's so fast! Chubby, you're so good!! All the children covered their mouths and looked at the little fat man in shock, and the little fat man raised his head triumphantly and said, "Actually, I made a mistake just now, and I can play until the 15th round at the highest time!" ”
"Wow, 15 rounds!!" The friends around me admired it even more.
"Cut!" It was at this time that a discordant, disdainful voice emerged.
"Li Xiaofeng, what are you laughing at?" Children are always sensitive, and when they heard Li Xiaofeng's "cut", the little fat man, who was originally proud, was instantly unhappy, and pointed to Li Xiaofeng's nose and asked.
"I thought you were so good, you just played until the 15th round, what's the big deal!" Li Xiaofeng said disdainfully.
"You have the ability, you have the ability to play until 15 rounds!" The little fat man said the sentence he regretted the most this year.
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