Chapter 31, a serious nonsense

"Foreigners know our culture?"

Everyone was very puzzled by what Li Tianze said, Journey to the West, Liang Shanbo, Zhu Yingtai, and Grandma Wolf.

These are stories that Huaxia has heard and can know, not Western, it stands to reason that it is unlikely that the glass slag will make the Huaxia story a copy boss.

"I don't think it's strange, the designers of glass slag may like to watch Journey to the West."

"That's right, I suspect that the glass slag designer, who has lived in China, loves the TV series that is rebroadcast every summer vacation and Chinese New Year."

"I still think it's a little strange why a Western game has a mythological story about our country. You said that if Zeus, Athena, and Apollo appeared, I still believe it, and Journey to the West feels too out of place. ”

Listening to everyone's discussion, Li Tianze coughed lightly and said: "Okay, in fact, it's not Journey to the West, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, and Grandma Wolf, it's the Wizard of Oz, Romeo and Juliet, and Little Red Riding Hood." ”

"I'll go, third, you fool us."

Tie Fengdao, who learned that he had been fooled: "Where is the most basic trust between people? ”

Death Scumbag said, "President, you have failed the pure friendship between us. ”

Tease asks, "What is the Wizard of Oz?" ”

A shot critted: "We know the story of Romeo and Juliet and Little Red Riding Hood, it's the Wizard of Oz, I haven't heard of it." ”

In China, the story of Romeo and Juliet and Little Red Riding Hood is more famous, and most people will feel unfamiliar with the Wizard of Oz.

The desert wanderer followed Li Tianze's Journey to the West, and said blindly: "The Wizard of Oz, I know this story, it is about the four masters and apprentices who went to the west together, and finally two monsters appeared, the cat demon Tom and the rat demon Jerry. Tom and Jerry wanted to capture the master of the four, and were finally defeated by Suke, the eldest apprentice who drove the plane, and Beta, the third apprentice who drove the tank. ”

Teasefully asked, "What about the second apprentice?" ”

The desert wanderer is serious nonsense: "The second apprentice was captured by the evil magician Bibi Di and turned into the demon Buu. When the master learned that his apprentice had become a demon, he was very angry, and his mana awakened and turned into a Super Saiyan, and he educated the second junior brother. In the end, the two apprentices changed their ways and returned to the right, and the four masters and apprentices continued to go to the West Heaven. ”

"Desert, haha...... According to you, I know the story of Romeo and Juliet, haha......"

Death scum forced a smile and followed the nonsense: "Romeo is a prince, and Juliet is a child of a poor family with an evil stepmother and two vicious sisters. Juliet, who has been bullied, one day with the help of the seven dwarfs, meets the prince and ends up falling in love. ”

Li Tianze felt that he had made a bad start.

Death scum continued to talk nonsense: "Juliet's stepmother found out about this, and was afraid that she would become a princess and take revenge, so she locked her up in a high tower. The prince finds Juliet, but can't get up the tower, so Juliet takes her hair off and lets the prince climb it. As a result, Juliet's hair is pulled off, and Romeo is blinded. ”

Amusement fascinated: "And then? ”

Death scumbag smirked: "Blind Romeo, lost his right to inherit the throne and was exiled to the Outlands. Romeo's older brother, who later rescued Juliet, eventually fell in love with his brother and became his sister-in-law. With the news that the insider has become a sister-in-law, Romeo goes crazy, he takes over the Dark Temple, and becomes a demon. ”

"Hahaha......"

The nonsense of desert wanderers and death scum makes everyone unable to hold back any longer, and only laughs crookedly.

After laughing for a while, Tie Feng took the lead in speaking: "No, I'm laughing to death, you made me want to tell the story of Little Red Riding Hood selling matches." ”

Tease: "Little Red Riding Hood ever sold matches?" ”

Tie Feng said: "I have sold, one cold winter, it snowed heavily, and Little Red Riding Hood was alone selling matches on the street. It was too cold, there was no one on the street, Little Red Riding Hood's matches couldn't be sold, and she couldn't stand the cold, so she hid in a corner and used matches to keep warm. Little Red Riding Hood vaguely saw her dead grandmother in the firelight, and just as she was rekindling hope, suddenly a gray wolf who had escaped from the zoo stared at her. ”

"Little Red Riding Bag was eaten by the big bad wolf." ”

Tie Feng said: "I didn't eat, the gray wolf took Little Red Riding Hood home and raised him as a wife." In the end, Little Red Riding Hood, who grew up, took a pan every day and asked the gray wolf to catch sheep to eat. ”

The more ridiculous it is, the more outrageous it becomes.

Li Tianze couldn't bear to look at it directly: "Besides, it's about to be sprayed, okay, let's get down to business, let me explain the battle mode of the opera house." ”

"We don't care what the fairy tales of The Wizard of Oz, Romeo and Juliet, and Little Red Riding Oc are, we just need to know how to fight these three battles."

Li Tianze said: "I'll start with the Wizard of Oz. ”

The Wizard of Oz, there are a total of 5 bosses, which are the 5 characters in the story. ”

"The heroine of the story, Dorothy, she doesn't have a hatred list, she doesn't do much damage, she doesn't have a lot of blood, she will summon a dog to attack, and the dog can interrupt the spell cast."

Li Tianze said: "She has three friends, one is a brainless scarecrow, one is a heartless tin man, and the other is a lion looking for courage and guts. A scarecrow is grass, and with fire-based magic, it can be confused. ”

"The Tin Man is iron, we can freeze it, attack it with ice magic, it will reduce its movement speed by 10%, and it can stack 8 layers."

"Lions don't have courage, so they eat fear."

After talking about the protagonist, Li Tianze said the villain in The Wizard of Oz: "In the Wizard of Oz, there is also a villain witch, and the witch will appear after the first 4 bosses are killed. Witches create whirlwinds and attack with lightning chains. As long as we're in good shape, we can easily kill her. ”

After saying this, the teasing heard and understood: "President, I understand, Dorothy is Tang Seng, the dog she summoned is the white dragon horse, the scarecrow is Sun Monkey, the lion is Zhu Bajie, the tin man is the sand monk, and the witch who came out at the end is the female monster who wants to catch Tang Seng in the story." ”

Li Tianze praised the teasing understanding: "Yes, that's it, this battle is actually not too difficult." Dorothy has the least blood, we can gather fire to take her in seconds, and the dog she summons, teasing you to pull it. When we kill Dorothy, we kill the dog, and it's disgusting for the dog to interrupt the spell. ”

"Tin Man, I'll fly the kite all the way, you don't have to worry about it, kill it in the end."

"Scarecrow, the boss pulls, if you kill the dog, we will kill the scarecrow."

"Lion, you come to the desert to be afraid, the whole process is afraid, kill the scarecrow, kill the lion."

Li Tianze arranged tactics: "The first 4 bosses are solved, the witch comes out, the boss, you go and pull, pull and hold with everyone's full output, and rush her out." ”

The main thing is that there is only one mage in the team, and if there are two mages, it is completely possible to kill a kite tin man and a scarecrow with burning.

Tie Feng said: "Okay, the tactics are arranged, let's go." ”

Li Tianze saw that Tie Feng was going to talk, and hurriedly stopped: "Brother, if it's not the Wizard of Oz, are you going to run the corpse?" ”

Tie Feng, who was about to talk, was stunned: "Oops, I almost forgot, there are Romeo and Juliet, and Little Red Riding Cycle." ”

"Don't worry, I'll talk about the battle content of the other two stories first, and strive to pass it at once no matter what kind of story I encounter."

Li Tianze wanted to go to the opera house once and open up the director behind the wasteland as soon as possible.