Volume 1 The Old Days for the New Chapter 44 Coach, I Want to Learn Kung Fu (Part II)

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In the evening, Jiang Ling naturally got on a bus with Shi Yi honestly. And in order to avoid suspicion, Shi Yi deliberately asked Jiang Ling to go around the company in a big circle before driving to pick him up.

"You don't have a foundation, your tendons aren't so tough at such an age, it's hard to learn to be a martial arts master. So..."Shi Yi said as she drove.

"So it's easy to learn..."As soon as Jiang Ling spoke, he was interrupted by Shi Yi.

"That's why you have to work very hard and work twice as hard!" Shi Yi said firmly: "I have already made preliminary arrangements for devilish training. ”

Jiang Ling was about to cry: "Woman, I am old and young...."

"I know the old above, and the small below, what is small?" Shi Yi frowned, then Shi Yi raised her head and glanced at Jiang Ling from the rearview mirror, her eyes swept over Jiang Ling's crotch, Shi Yi's cheeks turned red again, and then she suddenly made a sharp turn and said angrily: "You wait for me to train you well!" ”

"Big brother, I just said casually, if you want to be crooked, you have to clean me up." Jiang Ling was thrown off the back seat by this sharp turn, he simply didn't get up, and said weakly: "I feel that my terminal illness is about to attack, so let me enjoy my old age in peace." ”

"It's here!" Shi Yi ignored him and drove the car into a garage.

"Where is this?" Jiang Ling glanced out the window and asked, "Your garage?" ”

"The garage allocated by the company." Shi Yi replied, and then closed the outer door of the garage.

"That's all there is to the company garage? Isn't this a personal garage? Jiang Ling asked suspiciously, then suddenly realized something, and asked, "Which company?" ”

"Game companies." After Shi Yi finished speaking, he raised his hand and pressed it on a micro remote control in his hand.

The ground in front of the seemingly narrow garage next to the wall suddenly shook slightly, and then the ground slowly collapsed, forming a slope, and a dark passage appeared that allowed cars to pass through. The process of opening the tunnel took only 10 seconds, and there was almost no sound.

Shi Yi drove down the slope and slid in.

Jiang Ling pressed his face against the window, glared and said, "James Bond is like this?" ”

To put it simply, this place is a bit like a small underground garage, but here, there are a lot of cold weapons and fitness equipment, as well as some metal equipment that Jiang Ling does not recognize, and there is a door on the east and west walls of this area.

After stopping the car, Shi Yi said, "Get out of the car." ”

Jiang Ling got out of the car, and then muttered, "I haven't eaten dinner yet." ”

"Come with me." Shi Yi took Jiang Ling to the door on the east side, but halfway through, Shi Yi pointed to a seat like a massage chair and said to Jiang Ling, "You sit down first and test your physical function." ”

"Oh? Is it okay to sit down? Jiang Ling naturally didn't need to be suspicious, and sat directly on the machine.

Shi Yi walked over and casually put a few sucker-like things on Jiang Ling's arms and back, and took the last one and said to Jiang Ling, "Put it in your heart." ”

Jiang Ling took it casually, put the suction cup along the neckline and put it on his heart, and asked, "And then?" ”

"I'm going to cook." Shi Yi raised his hand and put down a hood covering his eyes, buckled it on Jiang Ling's head, and said at the same time, "You wait first." ”

"Hey, you can cook..."

"Shut up!" Shi Yi casually pressed the switch, and then walked into the door.

"Yo... It's a little numb..."Jiang Ling felt that some weak electricity was transmitted into his body, but there was no other discomfort.

This lasted for about 5 minutes, and the slight current seemed to stop, but Jiang Ling didn't know if the test was over, and he didn't move.

After another two minutes, hearing footsteps, Shi Yi walked over, helped Jiang Ling open the hood, and then said, "Eat first." ”

Jiang Ling, who had been hungry for a long time, immediately stood up, looked at the kitchen and said, "So fast? Superb cooking... Yes? Jiang Ling walked quickly to the kitchen, pointed to the dining table and said, "You made a bowl of fruit and vegetable salad together?" It's a fitness meal..."

"You also know that it's good to eat some fruit before the gym, don't pick and choose." Shi Yi pressed a few buttons next to the machine, and the next moment the printer printed out a report.

Jiang Ling ate the fruit salad with a sad face, and Shi Yi looked at the report and said: "Your physical condition is quite average, although you are not weak, but you are not strong, but for a terminally ill otaku, well, it still surprises me." ”

"I have been exercising before, but I stopped a month ago, that is, when I learned that I still have a year to live." Jiang Ling replied while eating the fruit.

"Okay, now that I have the physical performance report, I'll be able to adjust your training plan appropriately." Shi Yi put down the report after reading it, and then said, "Hurry up and eat." ”

Jiang Ling waved his hand and said: "No, I haven't exercised for a long time, and if I exercise a lot, my whole body will ache and affect my work tomorrow." You also know that I am the most ambitious person..."

"Finished eating, right? Come on! Shi Yi ignored Jiang Ling's explanation.

"Okay..."Jiang Ling was no longer poor-mouthed, he knew that he really needed to do some training in martial arts to strengthen his combat ability, and although Shi Yi didn't look like a super master, it was more than enough to teach herself with her karate.

Moreover, Jiang Ling saw that it was difficult for him to refuse...

"How to train? 500 squats followed by 200 push-ups? Jiang Ling walked to Shi Yi's side.

Shi Yi sneered: "If you can finish one set, I won't have to take you to train." Or shave your bald head first? ”

"You also know this terrier..."Jiang Ling Nunu mouthed: "How to start?" Start simple? ”

"Start with the important ones, and learn how to defend with a few hands."

"How do you learn?"

"Let's do it." As soon as Shi Yi's words fell, he smashed it with a punch.

The fist stopped one centimeter in front of the tip of Jiang Ling's nose, and the fist wind shocked Jiang Ling's pupils, and his hand had just been raised.

"Hey, you're too sudden, and you don't say hello..."

"Will the enemy greet you during the battle?" Shi Yi's eyes were cold, and he shouted: "Please be serious!" ”

With that, Shi Yi swept Jiang Ling to the ground with a sweeping leg.

Jiang Ling fell to the ground, then got up from the ground, slapped the dust on his body, and then responded, "Okay." ”

Shi Yi punched again, and said at the same time: "You don't have so much time to learn from scratch, even if you don't have the ability to walk, you have to run for me first." ”

Jiang Ling was hit in the chest by this punch and suddenly took a few steps back, while Shi Yi's next kick had already kicked over.

"You're going to face a lot of opponents who have a martial arts foundation, and if you just have a casual mentality, you can't win." After Shi Yi's kick, he punched again, "Or do you not care about the result of the match, and you don't care if you can cure your own terminal illness!?" ”

"Since I have chosen to participate, of course I will accompany you to the end." Jiang Ling was hit several times, and he was already about to retreat to the corner, with his ordinary level, it was naturally difficult to resist Shi Yi's attack, Jiang Ling endured the pain, and said with a wry smile: "Soul chicken soup or poisonous chicken soup is exempt, you can tell me some specific fighting skills." ”

Shi Yi stopped his movements, exhaled lightly, and said, "Okay, today's first lesson is to learn how to effectively avoid and block the enemy's melee fist and foot attacks. ”

"First of all..."Shi Yi punched again, and the fist stayed in front of Jiang Ling's nose again, and at the same time she said: "You have to learn to observe the opponent's body movements, even if it is a subtle movement, so as to judge the time and angle of his attack." ”

Skills in this world have always been said to be simple, but difficult to do.

In fact, most of the skills and knowledge do not have the so-called shortcut, and the so-called quick course is just a few superficial learning, which seems to be effective, but it is difficult or impossible to compare with real in-depth learning. Tricks and shortcuts have always been just special passages tailored to an individual's talent or habits.

But there are still some people who naively think that they can get the same level of results at a lower cost than others.

I feel that I have mastered the skills of English learning through a few online videos, I think that I can buy a guitar and learn it for three or four days to play and sing in front of people, I can get eight-pack abs by doing ten push-ups at home every day, and I dare to brag about my understanding of the market economy after reading a few commercial advertorials reprinted by the circle of friends...

In fact, waiting for work and getting twice the result with half the effort are all effects that can only be achieved by grasping specific opportunities and certain basic personal abilities. If you want to pursue such an unattainable shortcut with all your heart, then it can only mean that the person is lazy and whimsical.

There are people who can do in one day what it would take others ten days to do. Sometimes this happens, and the most plausible explanation is that the method is mastered properly, and the person making the comparison is the stupidest method to do it.

But in fact, many knowledge and skills in this world have been improved from generation to generation, and there are not so many shortcuts that have not yet been discovered. In fact, there are two most realistic situations: first, that person's talent and potential are higher than ordinary people. And then there is - his special method is to compress other people's ten days of work into one day to do it desperately.

All in all, it is important to master the reasonable method, but diligence and hard work will always be the success of his father, and of course, he must also have the courage to meet the success of his mother - failure.

If Jiang Ling wants to become a martial arts master like Shi Yi in a short period of time, it really has to pay double or even more effort and price.

First of all, the first difficulty Jiang Ling faced was to be beaten.

Get knocked down a hundred times and get up again.

If you can't block the attack the first time, then try again a second time, and if you fail, try a third, fourth, or fifth time....... The hundredth time, the hundredth and first time!

Can be the hundredth and first .... It didn't work out either, so what can I do?

After Jiang Ling fell to the ground again, he really didn't have the strength to stand up.

Shi Yi looked at Jiang Ling who fell to the ground and gasped, his eyelids moved slightly, a rare flash of appreciation, and then stretched out his hand to Jiang Ling.

Jiang Ling took Shi Yi's hand and said softly to himself: "Then continue tomorrow." ”