"Damn, stupid? Cai Wenji jungler? Believe it or not, Dad went over the cable and screwed your dog's head off? Depend on! ”

Chen Yu looked at the first floor and chose Xiao Luban in seconds.

The second floor locks Xiao Daji.

On the third floor, without saying a word, there was a lightning Jiang Ziya.

On the fourth floor, he sent a "I play jungler", and then locked Cai Wenji to have a punishment talent.

Chen Yu, who was on the fifth floor, exploded.

"NMSL,."

"Play, play, play, play with your paralysis."

"What kind of chicken teammate?"

On the first floor, a line was typed: "Reopen." ”

A line of words was also typed on the second floor: "Reopen." ”

Third floor: "I can't reopen anymore." ”

The fourth floor sneered: "Hehe! ”

Chen Yu, who was on the fifth floor, sprayed with his voice: "Fourth floor, please explode on the spot." ”

Then he locks up Ke, who has a golden puppy tag, and tries to force the thunder.

"This is my promotion tournament, one star will be the king, you are really vicious."

With the scolding and swearing, the game begins.

At the beginning of the game, Cai Wenji opened all channels: "Welfare Bureau, give me a thumbs up at the end, Mo Da." ”

"!"

"Everyone, have fun, you can win."

Holding back his anger, Chen Yu deducted a few words in the teammate's channel to encourage his teammates, and then went to the jungle obscenely.

For the sake of a star, bear with you first.

But as you can imagine, this game is super difficult to play, and 10 minutes later, congratulations to Chen Yu for winning a losing MVP.

When it was almost over, Jiang Ziya and Cai Wenji were still deducting on the public screen: "Well done!" "Remember to give me a thumbs up on the other side."

"It's so hard for me."

Chen Yu quit the game, silently put the phone back in his pocket, then stood up and stretched out without any grace, then cleaned up the things on the table, pushed back the chair that he had just stood up and pushed away, and went out with a bag of garbage.

"Hey, the game isn't fun anymore."

Chen Yu took the elevator directly to the underground parking lot, and then threw the garbage bag into the trash can in the corner.

Then he walked into the parking lot and drove his little Audi out.

"It's really boring, this shameful life, the game is not fun, the women are not fragrant, go for a ride on the beach, maybe I can pick up a few small shells and come back."

Having made up his mind, Chen Yu kicked the accelerator to drive the little Audi out of the community, turned into the main road with a turn, and galloped towards the beach by the sea.

Not long after I got on the highway, a phone call came.

Chen Yu didn't answer and concentrated on driving.

After a while, the phone rang again.

Obviously, the other party has a lot of perseverance.

Chen Yu was impatient, took the mobile phone out of his trouser pocket, turned on the hands-free and threw it directly in the passenger seat.

"Say something quickly, let it go if you have a fart, I'm driving."

"Brother Yu, are you free tomorrow? Accompany me for a horseback ride......" a delicate voice.

"Miss, I'm driving."

"What kind of car do you drive in broad daylight? Is it good to open it with me? ”

"Four-wheeled, not two-legged, understand? Don't bother me, hang up the phone. ”

At this time, a big truck came speeding from the rear and hit the little Audi's butt head-on, and the speed of the collision was still unabated, sparks and lightning all the way, pushing Chen Yu's little Audi to the bus in front.

"Fuck you, uncle!"

"Chen Yu, who are you scolding?" There was a coquettish shout on the phone, but Chen Yu couldn't hear it.

"Boom !!"

Little Audi exploded, flames rose into the sky, and the highway became a sea of fire.

…………

Chen Yu only felt that his whole body was burned by the fire, and the pain was scorching, and his whole body seemed to be torn, especially his head, which was extremely painful and about to crack.

Now even opening your eyes has become a very difficult thing.

He felt someone feed him water and muttered a lot of things to him, but he couldn't understand a word, and he couldn't understand what the bird language was.

I don't know how long I was in a coma, Chen Yu opened his eyes with difficulty.

The eye is greeted by the white ceiling, and the nose smells a pungent smell of potions.

He rolled his eyes, laboriously surveying his surroundings.

"It's a hospital, it's great, I'm handsome, and my luck is really good, I can't die if the car explodes." Chen Yu said secretly, still very happy in his heart.

As the saying goes, if you don't die in a big disaster, there will be a blessing, so let the little Audi go with peace of mind, and it's good that my brother is alive.

"Which young lady? Why do you lie on top of me? It's heavy. ”

Chen Yu reluctantly raised his right hand and poked the young lady who was lying on his stomach and leaning her head on the hospital bed and fell asleep.

"I can't see my face, and I don't know who it is?"

"Hmm~~"

The girl felt something poke her, and she snorted like a dream, and scratched her blonde hair with her hand, but she did not wake up.

"I can't tell who it is."

"Beauty, wake up, my legs are numb."

Chen Yu didn't give up and poked at her arm a few more times.

The girl finally woke up this time, rubbing her hands together in her eyes, and opening her hazy sleepy eyes.

When she saw Chen Yu come to her senses, the expression of surprise on her face was revealed, and she opened her mouth: "@%&のいのし&." ”

Chen Yu: "??? ”

Three big question marks popped up in Chen Yu's heart.

This first question mark is who is this girl?

The second question mark is what she said?

The third question mark is why is this young lady so good-looking?

"Can you speak human words? I don't understand what you're saying. Chen Yu said helplessly.

This time it was the turn of the blonde lady to be confused.

She stood up with a sad face, approached Chen Yu, put her palm on Chen Yu's forehead, and then looked at Chen Yu's face suspiciously.

"Can you not look at me with such foolish eyes?"

But the young lady was even more worried.

The girl stood up, ran to the corridor and called the nurse, pointing at Chen Yu.

"Ding, the game is binding."

"The game has been bound successfully, and it is loading, please be patient."

At this moment, a crisp electronic voice sounded.

"Great, I can understand this." Chen Yu's first reaction was this.

"That's not right, this voice seems to be coming from my head, not like the little nurse and the blonde lady." He was puzzled again.

"The game has been loaded successfully, and the language pack is being downloaded, please be patient."

"The language pack is loaded successfully, and the player data is matched."

"Huh? What's going on?? Chen Yu was confused.

At this time, the blonde lady spoke, and Chen Yu found that he could actually understand her words.

I only heard the blonde lady say to the nurse anxiously: "My younger brother, after waking up, he seems to be stupid, and he doesn't know what to say." ”

Chen Yu: "??? ”

Brother? What brother, brother? Who's your brother?

The nurse walked over, propped up Chen Yu's eyelids with two fingers, looked at his two eyeballs, and then measured his body temperature again, and let Chen Yu open his mouth again: "Probably after the head was hit hard, the base of the tongue was paralyzed, and the speech was a little big, it is not in the way, it will recover slowly." ”

After the little nurse finished speaking, she smiled sweetly at Chen Yu, twisted Xiao Man's waist and left.

"Brother, don't be stupid." The blonde girl sat on the edge of the bed, her chin propped up with her hands and looked at Chen Yu.

At this time, Chen Yu suddenly noticed that a line of words appeared on the top of the blonde girl's head.

[Lashri who is worried about her brother] 🔍 (magnifying glass)

What is this?

The ghost made the god worse, Chen Yu reached out and pointed at the magnifying glass next to the name.

A property panel appeared in front of his eyes.

[Role]: Lashli

[Age]: 16 years old

[Combat Effectiveness]: 4 points

[Skill]: None

[Intimacy]: 90 (full value is 100)

？？？

Chen Yu was shocked, this fuck, it seems to be a game, right?

The key is that the name [Lazili] is also a bit familiar.

Am I dreaming?

Chen Yu quickly raised two fingers and pinched his face heavily.

"Damn, it hurts! Hurt! Hurt! ”

Seeing her brother suddenly pinching herself, Lazili, who was sitting on the side, had a gloomy face, and felt that her brother was really stupid.