The morning sun seeps in through the dark blue curtains, and the warmth gradually spreads inward with the footsteps of the breeze, scattering in every corner of the living room.

"I'll go, is the plane here so soon? It didn't take long for me to close my eyes, so forget it, let's go home and rest. ”

Chen Bo took off the [blindfold] and tried to adjust the lowered seat back to its original position, but was surprised to find that the scene around him was very different from when he closed his eyes.

"Where is this? What about the luxurious cabin? What about the beautiful flight attendant? ”

Chen Bo remembered that he also exchanged contact information with the flight attendant on the plane, and still remembered that the beauty had a mole between her eyebrows, liked Hawking's "A Brief History of Time", and was deeply interested in his high-minded talk about artificial intelligence.

"Hey, how could I put this kind of thing over my face."

Chen Bo threw the pink Nene into the corner with a look of disgust, and the Winnie the Pooh doll on top was laughing at him, so unhappy.

"Who am I? Where am I? Who's beating me? ”

Chen Bo came to a set of standard philosophical questions, he quickly solved the first and last two questions, he is still Chen Bo, there is no doubt about this, at least the hands and feet can still act with the brain.

There are no captives, let alone kidnapping, and the surrounding environment is very similar to a rental house, dark and damp, cramped and closed.

"Which sloppy ghost lives here, and he doesn't take out the garbage."

Chen Bo glanced at the trash cans, which had already been piled up, and the packed garbage bags on the side were countless on both hands, and the empty boxes were stacked together at random, like gifts attached to shopping.

"So emotional? Drinking Coke from a goblet? ”

"There are still potato chips left, eat a few to satisfy your cravings."

"My sister-in-law is not at home, so my brother can't do this, I have to talk about him when I come back."

Chen Bo, a patient with mild cleanliness, pinched his nose with one hand and took out the garbage bags one by one with the other.

Chen Cheng is his own brother, and the personalities and temperaments of the two are like assembly line products, which really have to be summed up in one sentence, that is, [can lie down and never straighten up].

But everyone is conscientious and hard-working at work, so things must be reversed, and life is convenient and casual.

It's just that Chen Cheng's lower limit of patience is lower, and with Shuliang's diligent virtuous help, he doesn't have to worry about many things.

His brother Chen Cheng has no fixed residence in Yuanyu City, and his residence is often evicted by the landlord because the contract expires.

Chen Bo thought about it, maybe he was taken home after getting off the plane in a daze, otherwise he couldn't explain why he suddenly appeared in the rental house.

Chen Bo is a staunch atheist, and through this kind of funny thing, he would not believe it even if he was a punctuator.

"It's finally done, one hand pickles and ham flavor, and I don't pour soup residue when I eat instant noodles, I'm really convinced."

Chen Bo threw away the last bag of garbage, re-fastened the door with his clean little thumb, and prepared to go to the bathroom to slow down.

There were a lot of skin care cosmetics on the sink, Chen Bo looked down, it was all brands he didn't recognize, he didn't move, rubbed some soap, and hummed while poking bubbles.

"The left is braised beef, the right is Laotan sauerkraut, and the middle is ....."

Chen Bo shook his hand, and when he looked up, he inadvertently saw himself in the mirror.

"Oh my God, this fat boy, it can't be me, right?"

He raised his hand and slammed it into his cheek, his voice crisp and with the right amount of force.

"Really?"

Chen Bo didn't believe in evil, and raised his hand on the other side to concoct it in the same way.

"This mirror is a haha mirror, how can I look like this?" Chen Bo's face was flushed, and he came up with the idea of a glass mirror, and he grabbed the frame with both hands, trying to find some clues.

The tossing movement alarmed the people in the bedroom, the door was leaned open a crack, and a petite figure walked out slowly.

"You are...."

Like most men's concerns, Chen Bo first noticed that the other party was the airport.

The field of vision is up, not big, and his height of 1.8 meters cannot be regarded as a standard to measure the past, at most only 158cm.

The shawl is not up to the waist, and the skinny figure is a bit reluctant to say that Lori is a little reluctant, and it should be called a Barbie doll.

The eyes looked down from top to bottom, silver necklaces, loose shirts, and seemingly nothing....

"Don't look at indecent things."

Chen Bo turned his head sideways gently, but he didn't expect this girl to run out to meet people with two breezes.

"Is it the daughter of the eldest brother and sister-in-law? No, I didn't get any news when I went abroad, and leeks don't grow that fast. ”

"Is the eldest brother changing his wife? It's even more impossible, I don't know what kind of character my brother has, his wife is strict, and all the keyboard electronic scales durian have knelt, and only he is divorced. ”

"It should be a temporary relative, well, it must be."

Chen Bo deduced it in his heart and chose a conclusion with the highest credibility.

Thinking about this, he turned his head to the side and looked in the mirror and asked, "Whose child are you?" ”

"Haha, this joke isn't funny at all, don't you know who I am?" He Qiqi grinned.

Chen Bo was speechless and said, "Girl, how do I know who you are?" We're meeting for the first time today. ”

He Qiqi reported with both hands and said, "Tut-tut, you men, are all duplicitous animals, I said, you don't want to repay the debt." ”

"Debts? What is the debt? I've never been more in my life than I owe someone something. As soon as Chen Bo's voice fell, he immediately added: "But I hate what others owe me." ”

"Well, with your words, people can rest assured." He Qiqi's tone was much more intimate, "Why don't you turn around?" Is it fun to talk to yourself? ”

"Can you put your pants on before you speak?" Chen Bo suggested.

"It's not empty at the bottom, you didn't want to give you a chance before, but now the opportunity is in front of you but you don't know how to cherish it, cheap, it's really cheap." He Qiqi went back to her room in disappointment and put on her matching pajama pants.

"Wardfark?"

Chen Bo took a closer look, in case it was an old friend from a certain era of playing with mud, it seemed to be a good choice to solve the problem of singleness logically, and he would have worked hard for many years and had a successful career, so he would have a reliable partner to start a family.

"Have you seen enough? Do you want to kiss it? He Qiqi poked her finger at her pretty face.

"I don't want to, it's not good to talk to me when we meet for the first time." Chen Bo is a dead house with traditional thoughts, and he decisively refused.

He Qiqi was surprised: "I said, are you sleeping and sleeping?" How is it the same as a different person? ”

"I want to ask you." Chen Bo pointed to the mirror and said, "Why do you want to install a haha mirror in the bathroom." ”

He Qiqi sneered and said, "Ha, you are big, this is the most normal glass mirror." ”

"Oh? Is it? Chen Bo stretched out his hand to himself again, "Did I have fat gain surgery?" Others get rich overnight, but I get fat overnight? ”

"You must be dreaming again, I've known you for so many years, and you've never changed." He Qiqi smiled and shook her head, "Where did I put my phone?" ”

Chen Bo touched his pocket, but it was not on his body, so he scratched his head and said, "It's probably in the living room, I don't remember." ”

"I'll look for you." He Qiqi walked to the living room without looking back, and the dazed Chen Bo followed.

rummaging through the pillows, He Qiqi finally fished out Chen Bo's mobile phone in the gap of the sofa.

"It's not my phone."

"What's it for?" He Qiqi didn't believe his set, and directly put the unlock button on Chen Bo's thumb, and successfully turned on the screen.

"When did I get this phone, and what about my previous vivi?" Chen Bo was in disbelief at what was happening in front of him.

"VIVI antique machine you still use, hurry up, love you~"

"Transfer 520 yuan, are we a couple?" Chen Bo looked at this passionate girl who only had a one-sided relationship in a daze.

"It's coming, it's coming." He Qiqi gave a vague answer.

"Oh, that's fine." Chen Bo held the phone in the palm of his hand, and his thoughts were a little confused.

"It's not too early, you should hurry back to school." He Qiqi accepted the money and began to rush Chen Bo to the door.

Chen Bo said sluggishly: "Huh? It's been a few years since I graduated, and what books do I still read. ”

"Nonsense, you're only a sophomore this year, don't make excuses for dropping out, the whole world knows that keyboard application is difficult to learn, you have to prove to everyone that you are not an ordinary person."

Chen Bo couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Keyboard application? The old man has been studying for more than 20 years, and he has never heard of such a funny subject. ”

"I cheated on you and I don't have any money, I think you're out of your mind."

Chen Bo saw that the other party looked serious, not like he was joking, so he asked more: "What's my name?" ”

He Qiqi gasped and said, "Chen Bo, dead pervert." ”