Chapter 1188: For a fresh and peculiar welcome party
Chapter 1188 For a fresh and peculiar welcome party
With great difficulty, I persuaded Veras, who was hiding in the cracks of the stone shadow and drawing circles, and was devastated and discouraged, to go back.
Naturally, when Veras saw Jie Lùka and Little Jasmine, they had already each had a red envelope on their heads, teary eyes, bowing and bending down to apologize solemnly to Veras.
Temporal ...... It's still too late.
I looked at the height of the sun and wondered.
Lena and Linya still have to take over the finishing of the hands left by Akara, and it would be nice to be able to come back in time to join tonight's campfire welcome, so naturally the two of them can't be expected to help.
Sarah and Aunt Lisa, the mother NV, have gone to the West End Market to help purchase, although the ingredients at home are still abundant, but it is only for the number of the family, tonight's dinner, I am afraid that there are a lot of people, several of them are still big stomachs, if you think about it this way, maybe it would be good to let Sarah buy ten cows and ten sheep back.
If you think about it like this, there are only a few of us left in the house, and little Jasmine is very sharp, but she has to be careful, if she cooks, there is an eight percent chance that she will come to Cháo on a whim, triggering the skill of "Strange Princess Cuisine", which is half and half delicious and half unpalatable, and I really don't want to take such a risk at the welcome party.
Surprisingly, the most unreliable of all seemed to be a good helper, as I had proven in the months I had been adventuring with her, to be both good and not whimsical to make something strange that would have to be half the determination to die.
Sure enough, it's better to find a few more people to help.
After a while, the little fox and Tia who had just said goodbye for a long time were dragged back by me.
"Why do I have to prepare dinner for a scoundrel like you?" Tia didn't care, but the little fox looked angry.
"Don't say that, those who don't work can't eat, isn't this the rule of your fox clan?" I laughed at her fluffy fox ears.
"Ben...... Ben Tianhu didn't say that he had to participate, hum! Hearing me say this, her momentum weakened.
"Yes...... Yes, my lord, how can you trouble Lù Xia, a few of me and little Jasmine are enough. ”
Veras, who was already wearing an apron and had entered the main fù mode, looked at the two of us arguing, and couldn't help but wave the pan in her hand with great momentum to show her cuteness.
Ouch, Veras, be careful......
For some reason, every time I see the combination of Veras and Pan, my head aches.
"I just don't want to help this scoundrel, if it's to help Veras, then a hundred willing." The little fox stuck his tongue out at me, and asked for an apron from Verath to put on.
"Veras, come here, come here......"
I suddenly remembered the special taste of this little fox, and I couldn't help but secretly beckon to Veras, and whispered in my ear.
"Later, don't let Lù Xia put spices, especially salt, you know?"
"Yes...... I know. ”
Veras's face was sleepy, but she nodded obediently.
How to say it, lù Xia's craftsmanship is either bad, or the perception of saltiness is a little low, so every time I cook, I spill it with jars of salt.
Thinking back to the several bento boxes Lùsia made for herself, I couldn't help but burst into tears, feeling that the tears that had slipped to my lips were a little saltier than usual.
"Tia, what will you order?"
Looking back, I looked at the little girl Tia with a smile, how to describe it? Whether it is the harsh environment of the Heradik tribe in the past, or the bewitching hunter dress like Tia, it makes others have great confidence in her cooking skills.
"Absolutely."
Sure enough, Tia smiled confidently as if she were exaggerated, and then, under my strange gaze, began to look left and right.
"What are you looking for?" I'm curious.
"Materials, there are no suitable materials here, it looks like we have to look for them there." As she spoke, Tia strode towards the forest in front of her.
"Wait, what are you looking for?" I finally noticed something was wrong, and I grabbed Tia's wrist and asked.
"Bark."
Tia turned her head with a sunny smile on her face, and sweat oozed from my forehead.
"Don't underestimate the bark, if it's concocted by jīng heart, it's not only nutritious, but it also tastes good, and, if there are sandworms, it looks a little disgusting, but its ròu is full of energy, and the sandworm eggs are even more delicious, and there are, although the ròu in the scorpion is small, it's troublesome to do, but, hum, it's not that I boast, Fanfan, in the clan, the speed at which I peel scorpions, but it's in the top three, although the poisonous mushroom is poisonous, but as long as you are careful to neutralize the poison inside, It's also edible, of course, if you accidentally can't completely neutralize it, it's a big deal that your tongue will be paralyzed for a few days......"
Tia gushed.
Looking at Tia like this, my eyes moistened, and before she finished speaking, I suddenly hugged the little girl in my arms, hugged it tightly, and wiped my tears with emotion.
I finally understood why, the first time I went to Heradik, when I went on an expedition to the tomb with Tia, she would say that she wanted to eat lots and lots of fruit and fish, as well as jam and bread, which were small wishes that even ordinary people could fulfill.
The life of the Heradik tribe is so hard, and Tia, who is a princess of the clan, is also so simple, in this harsh environment, Tia can still maintain this unparalleled pure heart, as well as optimistic, cheerful, and energetic xìng style, isn't this enough to move people?
"Hey, hey~~~ Fanfan...... Suddenly hugged people......"
Tia in her arms was a little embarrassed to tickle and laugh, her sweet face was constantly rubbing around.
"Tia!!"
I made a solemn expression.
"You can just peel potatoes and turnips, and wash the vegetables."
Touched by moved, I don't want to take out the bark sandworm egg scorpion ròu and poisonous mushroom to greet Artoria.
After arranging my work, I hurried to the West End Market.
Let's go and see how Sarah and Aunt Lisa bought, and send the ingredients back quickly, otherwise, even an all-purpose chef like Veras will feel that it is difficult to cook without rice.
Soon, I found Sarah's figure, although shrouded in a small cloak, but the familiar atmosphere, and the little Lori's height...... Ahem, please ignore the latter sentence.
In addition, several fresh characters are discovered.
Like a captive, Lal Sanjoko followed behind, dejected.
These guys, back to the camp, are like fish in water, hanging out in the bar every day, playing in the dark, and, I suspect several times, some gossip about themselves is coming out of their mouths, after all, these guys are also the most intimate frequent customers with me.
"Yo, my dear father-in-law, what's wrong with you?"
Holding the little hand of Xiao Sarah, who rushed over, gently held it in the palm of my hand, and I did not forget to turn around and tease the hunchbacked trio.
"Don't talk about it, I wanted to go to the bar to have a good time, but I was caught by Lisa as a food basket."
Ral shook his head like a dying old man.
"Huh? Let you help, so wronged? ”
Aunt Lisa's ears twitched, and she turned around and asked with a smile.
"Of course not, Lisa, how can you doubt my love for you." Ralton shook the tiger's body, and then turned from a tiger to a mouse.
"Boss, didn't you just tell us this morning that Lisa couldn't stop us from going to NV Street, like that?"
Doug leaned into Ral's ear and muttered quietly.
However, what kind of voice is Doug, just look at Tulatin's [artifact] related to him, it can be seen, he is called a small voice, but for others, it is a loud yell.
"Shhhh Sh!!hhh Lal broke out in a cold sweat and shook his head desperately, tears falling from his eyes.
"Oh, huh? I can't stop you, dear. ”
Aunt Lisa's smile became brighter and more beautiful, and even my back was slightly cold, and I grabbed Sarah's smooth little hand, and couldn't help but tighten.
My well-behaved and obedient little Sarah, please listen to the request of your husband for the rest of your life, and don't become a xìng grid like your mother.
"Ahem, Aunt Lisa, why don't you go back with these materials first, I'm afraid that Veras and they won't be busy, and for the rest, you can leave the list and Jiāo buy it for us."
I suddenly burst into kindness, stepped forward, and relieved Ral.
"Okay, then I'll give it to you here, please don't be polite, call these three guys as much as you want."
Aunt Lisa thought about it too, and couldn't help but mō my head approvingly, then glared at Sanjoko behind her, leaving a long list, and left with Sarah first.
"Oh oh oh, my dear Wu, well done, very well done, it was not in vain that I picked you up from the wild."
Seeing Aunt Lisa's figure disappear, Lardden burst into tears, hugged me with a handful of snot and tears, and began to cry.
"Wow, it's disgusting, you guy, don't rub your snot on my clothes, this is a cloak made of Veras, you can't afford it."
I kicked him away with a relentless kick.
"If that's the case, I'll trouble you, Wu."
Ral, who flew out, a very beautiful harrier rolled over, put his arm around Doug and Geff's shoulders, and strode away.
"You guy, do you think you can be lazy by making a very natural appearance?"
I strangled the three of them from behind.
"Wu, this is the heavy task entrusted to you by history, please complete it alone, don't take care of us."
Even though he was strangled with a thick neck and a red face, Ral still gritted his teeth and stepped forward with perseverance, starting a difficult tug-of-war competition.
"Okay." I let go abruptly.
In that case......
Under Ral's wary gaze, I took out a gramophone crystal and moistened my throat.
"Ah, in fact, there was another choice back then, I knew I wouldn't have chosen Lisa, Lisa was so gentle back then, but now she has become a tigress, ah, I knew that I should have chosen another one, maybe I can still stretch out my hand to open my mouth now, ah, ah, of course, if I were more decisive back then, it would be better if both of them were married."
"Hahaha, what are you talking about, isn't that your voice?" Ral's face changed, as if he knew what the hell I was up to, but then he laughed again.
"If I say I can change the voice in it to yours, would you believe it?" I smirked the gramophone crystal in my hand and narrowed my eyes.
Ral's face turned pale.
“hún…… Hún egg, you stinky boy, how would you know I said that?! Ral threw his head to the sky and let out a cry of rage.
"Boss, you forgot jì, the last time we drank together, the result was ......"
"As a result, do you drink and spit out the truth? Oooo My damn mouth, my damn mouth!! Ral slammed into a nearby pillar desperately.
"It's not Boss Lal that you drink and spit out the truth, it's Doug who spits the truth when he gets drunk." At this time, the silent Geef suddenly broke the news.
Ral's movements suddenly paused in mid-air, and he turned his head mechanically and stared at Doug.
"Aha, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's very refreshing, I'll tell you all the bold quotes of Boss Laer back then."
With a hearty smile and his teeth shining, Doug gave a thumbs up to Ral.
"You big mouth - damn you!!" Lal's Absolute Soul Death Serial Tuǐ makes a brilliant appearance.
"Don't make a fuss, hurry up and buy the materials written on it, or we'll all be out of luck."
The four of them began to study the long list left by Aunt Lisa, which they didn't know, they were shocked when they saw it, and there were really a lot of things to buy, and if you count all kinds of spices, the list added up to almost an arm's length.
However, how to say that we are also four people, there is a zài advantage in quantity, and we don't know what to shop around, not the best, only the most expensive, with a manly loser-style shopping style, under the separate action, after a while, all kinds of materials have been almost ready.
Seeing that there was still plenty of time, the three strips began to get restless.
"Tell me about it, are you willing to have a welcome party, such a dull time?" With one foot on the sauerkraut jar, Ral announced loudly.
Doug: "Just be fed." ”
Geef: "It doesn't matter. ”
Me: "Put your dog down quickly, the boss is going to cry." ”
"It's too unpursued, you laymen." Seeing that no one echoed his words, Ral was upset.
"Well, what exactly do you want?"
Seeing that there was still enough time, I reluctantly cooperated with him and asked.
"Look at these ingredients, what's the difference with what we usually eat?" Ral shook the list in his hand in boredom.
"If you look closely, it's really the same." A few of us nodded.
"Could it be that the rare welcome party will let King Jīng Ling NV eat these home-cooked dishes, and can't he have something fresher and more delicious?"
"Say whatever you want." I yawned.
"Simple."
With a snap of his fingers, Ral smiled.
"Outside of this list, we each buy some strange ...... Ahem, no, it's a relatively rare material to go back, I believe that King Jīng Ling NV will also be happy. ”
I just heard some strange adjective, is it a delusion?
"It's not impossible."
I said noncommittally, after all, the materials are prepared by us, but the people who really make them are Veras, and they judge what is good and bad, which materials to choose, and how to make them delicious.
I don't have any confidence in the eyes of these strips, but I am full of confidence in my wife.
"In that case, let's close our eyes and start picking."
Shut your head, do you want to make a dark hot pot?
Not only Lal, but even the two barbarian brothers seemed to have become more interested under this construction.
"Oh oh, look at this bottle of chili, what's written on it?" After a while, Doug's voice rang out with the excitement of discovering his prey.
"Curast............ Spiciest ...... Makes you breathe fire...... Experience what it's like hell...... Devil's paprika. Then, Lal's staccato voice spoke.
"This is it, this is what we're looking for." A few people got excited.
Hmph, stupid fellows, do you think Veras and they won't be able to tell? Such spices are placed in front of them, and they will only be immediately shelved.
I snorted disdainfully.
"Very good, let's secretly mix it with ordinary chili powder later, even if it is discovered, it will be too late." The yīn conspiracy of several people rang out.
Hey, hey!!
Hearing this, I couldn't calm down anymore and snatched the bottle from their hands.
"You guys, are you deliberately trying to make trouble?"
"Where, where, isn't that fun?" The three of them sneered.
"Even if you want to liven up the welcome party, it's not like that, if you want to choose fresh materials, look ahead!!"
I took the three of them all the way around and finally stopped at a very rare seafood stall and fished with a big hand.
A live octopus with tentacles more than two meters long and still wriggling, I grabbed it in my hand, held it high above my head, and announced it to everyone.
"That's what ...... My ideal ingredient!! ”
"Oh, oh, oh, it's Wu."
The three of them looked at the big octopus that was lifted high, constantly dripping with slime, and eight tentacles wriggling strangely in the air, all of them were calmed by my novel taste, and slowly applauded, with a look of amazement.
"I'm going to let you see it today, Wu barbecues the whole octopus." I wiped my nose triumphantly, reveling in applause......
Although everyone may know about it, let's popularize science a little, although Artoria is not a picky eater, but ...... It seems that I don't like octopus, probably so, to be honest, Xiao Qi can't remember it clearly, ahhaha~~~~
ps: A weekend has passed like this again, and I haven't had enough fun, woo~~~