Chapter 345: "Love" Comes Too Fast Like a Tornado (Selling Miserable Updates, Asking for Monthly Passes, Subscribes!) )
What is happiness?
In the eyes of Nike's narrator, Nike's biggest joy in the past year is lying in bed watching Su Feng and Jordan print money for them.
It's just that......
In Knight's opinion, such happiness is not enough!
Because after Jordan's retirement, in a short period of time, the sales of "A cone" will definitely be affected to a certain extent.
And although Carter's "Demigod Series" sold okay......
But in terms of influence, the current Carter is definitely not at the level of Su Feng and Jordan.
So, how do you keep doubling your happiness?
Hey, don't tell me, Nike finally found a way.
Because who stipulates that only sneakers and sneakers can be co-branded?
So, just like that, after a friendly meeting between Nike and PepsiCo's executives, both sides found a huge PY business opportunity.
It's just that in this cooperation, in what form will Nike and Pepsi cooperate, and then what should be used as the breaking point to launch this co-branded sneaker, for a while, it has become a big problem for both parties.
After all, leeks aren't fools either.
Dry co-branded sneakers, who would be fooled?
Just like Jordan and Su Feng's co-branded sneakers sold well before, it was because the two worked together to win the NBA championship in the 98/99 season.
If you can't find a reasonable reason for consumers to buy, then how can consumers willingly open their purses and make leeks honestly?
However, large companies like Nike and PepsiCo do not have many talented people within the company.
So it didn't take long for Nike and Pepsi to find a proper reason for the partnership.
Let Su Feng and Britney, the super sweet CP, have a sweet crit!
"Melon" and "Britney" series!
However, although Nike and Pepsi played a good match, no one expected that after the start of the new season, Su Feng would fall into such a big rhythm......
And although Nike always feels that this wave of rhythm is led by Adidas, and Pepsi feels that this wave of rhythm is brought by Coca-Cola......
But no matter what, after Su Feng has recently been labeled as "GAY" by the media, what will be the prospect of this co-branded series with a burst of sweetness index, even if the senior management of these two companies thinks about it with PY, they have already guessed the ending.
However, as the so-called mountains and rivers are exhausted, there is no way out, and the willows and flowers are bright and another village.
The ups and downs of life sometimes come so fast.
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On December 3, at the Toronto Route Center Arena, the Raptors sat at home to face the Wizards.
It is worth mentioning that before the start of this game, even the commentators in the United States were hotly discussing Su Feng's recent rumors.
It's just that when the commentators on major TV stations in North America were making jokes about when Su Feng would announce that he would come out, at the scene, this group of commentators quickly found a youthful and beautiful figure.
Moreover, unlike the rumors, the owner of this figure not only talked and laughed with Su Feng before the start of this game, but also behaved and acted very "intimately".
Even before the start of the game, Su Feng took the initiative to go to the sidelines and played "love hugs" with the owner of this figure.
And in front of the TV, the ghost knows how many angry North American otaku smashed their own TV at this moment.
Because, the owner of this figure is the new American national idol who haunts them:
———— Britney Spears.
"You're too efficient, aren't you?
I just gave you advice yesterday, and you actually chased Britney in just one night? ”
On the Raptors' bench, taking the opportunity to bring Su Feng a glass of water, Nash said in surprise.
And after taking the water cup from Nash's hand, although his expression did not change at all, in fact, in his heart, Su Feng had a feeling of crying and laughing.
One thing to say, if he and Britney cooperate to make movies in the future, then in Su Feng's opinion, there is really nothing else to do with the Oscar heroes and heroines.
Because of this wave of ......
It's simply an official joint effort to "fake".
The plot is old-fashioned.
But it really happened to Su Feng.
And to figure out the context of this, it is actually not complicated.
Because to put it simply, Nike and Pepsi want Su Feng and Britney to have a sweet crit.
But the result is ......
Nike and Pepsi never expected that Su Feng would be suddenly brought up recently, and he was GAY's rhythm.
And as it happens, Britney has been in trouble lately as well.
Because unlike Su Feng's memory, Britney, who was supposed to meet her first boyfriend, didn't know which historical branch was messed up by herself, causing her to remain single in this life.
However, in the Mi Li family, being single is not always a good thing.
Because she usually loves to play, the media soon photographed the news of Britney and her girlfriends going out to major nightclubs in the United States.
As a result, to some extent, this also caused Britney's "goddess image" to drop a lot in the hearts of North American otaku.
However, in terms of the three views of the rice grain family, this is not a big deal.
The real big thing is that although Britney didn't meet her boyfriend in this life, according to the historical line, her second album "Confession of Love Again" will be released next year, that is, in 2000.
And if you know Britney's love history, then you will know that Britney officially announced her relationship with Justin Timberlake in 2000.
So now the question.
Let's not talk about who is wrong with Britney and Timberlake's relationship, but judging from the time node when the two announced their relationship, this node is undoubtedly very ingenious.
First of all, unlike the Chinese entertainment industry, because of the completely different three views, the stars of the American entertainment industry do not have to worry about the decline in the number of fans after announcing their relationship.
Secondly, for the American music industry, which has always emphasized that art comes from life, "Confession of Love Again" is not an ordinary song in terms of lyrics.
Therefore, it's like Su Feng needs a female ticket to prove that he is not GAY.
In the "Freedom, Democracy and Peace" Mi Li's house, when releasing "Love Confession Again", Britney also needs a male ticket to prove that she is a girl in love and wrapped in sweetness.
So, Britney's record label found out......
Right now, a huge business opportunity is in front of them.
You say, why don't you let Britney and Su Feng "fake the show"?
Perhaps, simple fans don't know how crazy the capital behind Su Feng and Britney is, but don't these capitalists know how much money these two can bring to themselves when they join forces?
Whether it is the co-branded sneakers between Nike and Pepsi, or the transnational romance between Su Feng and Britney, or the top traffic in the sports and literary circles......
Just think about it, what a damn amount of energy!
Moreover, just after the scandal between Britney and Su Feng this summer, the sales of some of the American brands endorsed by Britney and sold in China are growing at a rate visible to the naked eye.
In addition, unlike ordinary Chinese stars, Su Feng's current influence in the whole of North America is undoubtedly unprecedented.
So, since it's a sure-fire deal that benefits everyone, why not do it?
It must be said that the ideas of the capitalists are beautiful, and the plan is indeed grandiose.
However, the first step is unlikely to succeed in the first place.
Because for people like Su Feng and Britney, they don't look at each other in the first place.
So even if it's just a play, they don't want to.
However......
Less than two hours after the capitalists' heartbreak, a large-scale scene of real incense appeared in North America at the end of the 20th century.
Because after thinking about it carefully in her mind, Britney found that judging from her appearance alone, Su Feng was indeed far better than ordinary people.
As the saying goes, it is often only when people grow up that they realize how free they were when they were young.
Britney Spears knows very well that if she wants to become a true American national icon, then her upcoming album next year can be said to be very important.
Therefore, if she can get Su Feng's help, then at that time, whether it is her fame or prestige, she will definitely go to a higher level.
It's just that Britney, who always feels that she is using Su Feng this time, can't get over the hurdle in her heart.
And coincidentally......
Here in Toronto, Su Feng also felt that he seemed to be using Britney, so he couldn't get over the hurdle in his heart.
So, after the two had a long talk on the phone......
A large-scale bloody drama called "The Story of Chinese Melon and American Britney Has to Say" was staged in Toronto on the 3rd.
And then......
There is no then.
In Toronto, 1999, on December 3, where were the reporters who wanted to write the news that Su Feng was GAY?
"I want to make it clear to my boyfriend that he is excellent in every way.
And the reason why his circle of friends is all men is only because I am a very possessive girl. ”
At the scene, when interviewed by reporters, Britney was like a girl in love, with "happiness" written on her expression.
After leading the Raptors to a 31-point home win over the Wizards, in an interview with reporters after the game, Su Feng also said:
"I don't want to talk about anything outside of the game.
And as you can see, I have to give my girlfriend all my time outside of the game now. ”
Journalists: "......"
Well, after just a wave of dog food that is neither stuffy but also gruesomely sweet......
The ghost knows how much the bachelors in this group of reporters want to chisel Su Feng to death on this day!
And it is worth mentioning that it seems to be to tell people one step closer that he and Britney are not "playing on the spot".
Afterwards, according to reporters from many media, they not only took photos of Britney and Su Feng holding hands, but also took pictures of the two of them leaving in the car together......
As for where the two ended up......
Hey, this is the matter of the two of them being young and young in the "bed", what are we mixing with blindly!
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The next day, the news about Britney and Su Feng's love affair swept across North America like a tornado.
And the difference from the scandal between the two in the summer is that because this wave of Su Feng and Britney Spears officially announced their "relationship......
So for a while, all major TV stations in North America urgently produced reports on the development of the relationship between the two.
And the major newspapers and magazines in North America directly left the headlines to these two people.
According to incomplete statistics, on the 4th, the tornado of Su Feng and Britney's love destroyed a total of 3.07 million glass hearts, destroyed some TVs in North America, and paralyzed the entire North American network......
And for a while, all the products endorsed by Su Feng and Britney have become the biggest winners behind this wave of epic traffic.
Especially on the afternoon of the 4th, when Nike and Pepsi officially announced that they would make a special joint series of couple shoes for this couple in love......
Nike's talker, Knight, felt like he was about to be suffocated by the filthy money.
At the same time, many people may not believe it when they say it......
In Toronto, the two people at the center of this traffic storm vortex are disliking each other......
According to the gentleman's agreement between Su Feng and Britney, the relationship between the two will last for about six months.
And after six months, the two will come up with an excuse prepared in advance and announce their breakup in front of the media.
In addition, in this relationship, the two will always adhere to the principle of making each other better.
Therefore, in addition to saying more good things about each other in public, the two will continue to maintain the character of "good friends" after the breakup.
Of course, since it is acting, the two will not have a more in-depth discussion on the super-friendly relationship between men and women, except for holding hands and kissing as necessary.
But......
Although the cooperation yesterday was very pleasant, Britney never expected that Su Feng would be a straight man from beginning to end.
Hong Kong Zhen, if this kind of person can be gay, then in Britney's opinion, she should run for president of the United States.
Therefore, Britney Spears soon had a big conflict with Su Feng.
Because according to the agreement between the two, in order to convince the media that they are really together, Britney will stay at Su Feng's house for the next three days.
Originally, at the beginning, Su Feng was still thinking about Britney with the thinking of the rabbit family.
But where did Su Feng know that the sister paper of the Eagle Sauce family didn't care about those at all......
As a result, after Britney made a mess of the clean living room she had worked so hard to tidy up, and even threw her change of clothes everywhere, Su Feng couldn't bear it anymore.
Your uncle's!
Since I have a cooperative relationship with you, to put it bluntly, you are also a tool man!
Can you be a little conscious of being a tool person?
And after being scolded by Su Feng for a few waves, Britney was extremely uncomfortable.
Because in Britney's opinion, even if it is nominally, he is now his girlfriend, can't he behave a little gentle?
It's just that it ...... soon
Britney's resentment towards Su Feng was washed away by the bunch of delicious meals Su Feng cooked.
Don't believe it, growing up so big, this is the first time Britney has eaten such delicious food.
To paraphrase Kobe:
Compared to Michelin and Su Feng, is that for people to eat?
And as the best existence in the kitchen that has been documented, it continues to paraphrase Kobe's words:
You can doubt Su Feng's ball skills, but if you doubt his cooking skills, then you are definitely an iron cerebral palsy.
No way......
Su Feng, who is full of culinary talent, is so charming.
The only regret ......
"If I were a fan of yours, I would definitely feel like an idol just like that."
In Britney's opinion, if Su Feng didn't have a long mouth, it would be perfect.
"Oh my God, do you call this style fashionable? Auntie, is your aesthetic still stuck in the 20th century? ”
Britney: "......"
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PS: The second is more ha. Good morning.