Chapter Forty-Seven: Lao Tzu Reads Your Paralyzed Book!
After the enchantment was activated, it was dark in front of them, and there was no movement for a long time, so they stood in place and waited for more than a minute.
……
Bai Mao finally couldn't hold it back and whispered: "Where are we going?" ”
Qin Ziheng was puzzled: "It should have been rendered, it's been a few minutes......"
"What about now? Am I blind? ”
"Ahh
Hearing only the sound of "dong", Qin Ziheng let out a short cry, Bai Mao reached out and reached over, because he was close, he grabbed Qin Ziheng's arm at once: "Boss? What's wrong with you, old man? ”
"There's something here!"
"Where? What is it? Dead or alive? ”
Qin Ziheng stretched out his hand, and before his arm was straightened, he touched the cool wall, and he looked closely, with the touch of wallpaper.
"There's a wall ahead."
Bai Mao snorted, and he also touched it: "There is also on the side, this is so dark, a piece of nothingness!" Turn on the searchlights. ”
The belongings are all on Qin Ziheng, this time he carried the bag, and he didn't bring so many strange things when he killed the Gvar worm, and when he took the bag down, he didn't know what was stuck and couldn't pull it down.
"There's something blocking me from behind," he turned his back to Bai Mao, trying to take advantage of the gap in the middle to take off the bag, but before he could lean forward a few centimeters, his toes touched the corner of the wall, and he scolded in his heart, "Senior brother, why doesn't my night vision ability work?" ”
Bai Mao was on the verge of not exploding, and said speechlessly: "Everyone doesn't know about themselves!" Anyway, how dark your heart is! Why are you autistic? You're autistic, aren't you? I guess the room under our feet is only two square meters more,"
"I'm not autistic! I'm sunny! He tried to crouch down, but failed, so he had to lift his legs against the wall and prop up his backpack and take out a slender hand-held light stick.
As soon as Bai Mao took it, the whole person exploded: "This Nima is really a disciple!" And it's so young, old man, you admit that you are autistic, maybe there is a way to get out, and if you don't admit it, you will only be self-contained, so you don't need me to teach you such a simple truth, right? ”
"But I'm really not autistic! Why does this wallpaper look familiar? He took a closer look, and a dusty memory of the past was awakened, this is the wallpaper in his bedroom at home, the pattern of the light blue football and the mottled color of his childhood, the details really can't be more real.
Suddenly, an earth-shattering knock came from outside the wall, and Bai Mao immediately turned around, there was no door in this space.
"Scared me! What's moving? ”
Qin Ziheng thought for a moment and said, "My dad ...... He used to bang on my door like this. ”
Bai Mao sighed: "Sure enough, the shadow of childhood is the most deadly, is this part of your memory incomprehensible?" ”
"I don't know."
"You can't be ignorant! I don't have a password for this thing, so I can't help it. He held up the lamp stick and shone it around, the space was too small, and the two of them couldn't get away in it, so they could only get stuck like this.
"Don't let me find it shrinking, it's small enough, and if it's small, it's dead." White Fur muttered.
Qin Ziheng didn't expect that it was the most disgusting part of the memory at the beginning, obviously he had almost forgotten it during this time, and he almost didn't have that feeling of suffocation anymore, so that he didn't know how to deal with this situation.
"Senior brother, what now?"
"You ask me, I ask who goes? I can play with even a small window, but you don't even have a ventilation hole in this solid one, what's the matter? Did you dust your dad to the dust? ”
"I don't want to see him anymore, but it's different! There's no need to be so specific, right? ”
"It's too specific, it's a double coffin."
"Senior brother, don't say that, I'm afraid ......"
Bai Mao raised his hand and knocked on the wall, but there was no movement, he kicked twice, but there was no movement, and from time to time there was a loud noise outside, and Bai Mao was about to have a nervous breakdown.
"Boss, your dad usually knocks on your door late at night, right?"
Qin Ziheng nodded: "How do you know?" ”
"Because this sound is not something that ordinary doors can withstand, if your dad can make such a loud knock on the door, either he will be scrapped, or the door will be scrapped, this kind of reflection can only be your psychological shadow, and you won't be able to get over it for a while."
......
He thought back to those movies and novels with the theme of "buried alive", everyone who was sealed alive in the coffin died very miserably, the death in HES is a real injury, the boss said that only parallel universes or causal levels will not really die, he has not yet reached 100 points, thinking of this, he can't help but feel weak in his legs, grab the white hair and don't let go: "Senior brother, the boss signed an insurance for me, and he will pay me money if I hang up, so the task is to die, right?" Is it true that this is going to happen? ”
Bai Mao is really cowardly when he sees this guy! It's also a psychological test! Build a coffin?
"What are you anxious about? Emotional, in case the space shrinks, we will have two square meters! He searched inch by inch along the wall, and so far he had not felt any traces of the program, which meant that there were no "program walls" around the space that needed to be cracked, and he couldn't do the simulation in his brain even if he wanted to.
At this time, the black warrior issued a tone of "Lao Tzu watched the play for a long time, I really can't stand it", and said in their system: "Talk to NPCs." ”
They must be, Bai Mao asked, "How can there be NPCs?" ”
"Knocker."
"Is that an NPC? Isn't it a player mapping? ”
The Black Warrior was silent for a moment and responded, "Look at what you say!" How do you know if you don't say it? Isn't it stupid? ”
Bai Mao frowned: "This guy is fine, right?" ”
Qin Ziheng had long been used to it, he raised his head and shouted, "Who is outside?" ”
"I'm your dad!"
"it!" Bai Mao glared: "This is okay?!" ”
"Open the door and let me out!"
"You kid have stiff wings, don't you? If you don't study, you want to go to heaven? ”
Qin Ziheng held his forehead, this word seemed familiar, the ghost of the plastic father was still lingering, he could only follow along: "I'll study hard, you let me out first." ”
"Let you out and be scary?"
"I'm not going to be scary, can I go to school?"
"Will you go to school? What else would you do besides skipping school? Waste your mother's money, I'm going to do it all weather! ”
"And what do you want me to do?"
"Let's go to the hospital! Out of sight, out of mind, you're a monster! ”
If the first half is just a setting, the word "monster" completely ignited Qin Ziheng's emotions.
He really hates quarrels, especially this kind of unprovoked one-sided emotional outburst, which drives him crazy!
"Speak! Why don't you speak? Isn't it great that you can endure it? ”
......
This NPC is fierce enough, just when Bai Mao thought he was going to cry, Qin Ziheng suddenly said very clearly: "Qin Yuan, have you ever thought that this was a personal attack?" Have you ever thought that you were responsible for scolding me from a young age? I'm an adult now, I can record and sue you, even if you apologize at that time, you have to pay me for mental damages! ”
Outside was quiet, and the Black Samurai told him, "Go on." ”
Qin Ziheng couldn't get out of this evil breath, and said angrily: "How capable are you?" Why are you calling at me? Most of the time, it's because I don't have the ability to spread the fire on me, right? Yes, I'm different from others, but am I breaking the law? Not only do you not help me, but you also have to dislike me with outsiders, and the bad things I have done since I was a child are not as good as one-tenth of yours! ”
He roared too loudly, and his emotions were like explosives with a thread, and he breathed a sigh of relief, still puzzled by the grievances in his heart, and raised his foot and kicked against the wall: "Lao Tzu reads your paralyzed book!" Read your paralyzing book! I won't read it! You have the face to say that the money was given by my mother, and you know how to drink and drink all day long! If you drink too much, you will harm me, you TM have the ability to find my mother! ”
Although the wall is solid, it is gradually becoming transparent, and Bai Mao looks at it as effective! There is a high probability that the NPC has been destroyed, but Qin Ziheng almost jumped up and scolded, but Bai Mao stopped him: "Okay, okay, the environment has disappeared......"
"What a fart! What about people? Where did it go? Didn't you pound on my door just now? Do you know that banging on the door in the middle of the night will scare people to death? You TM this is the murder of the pro-son! ”
"I'll go! I can't see that you have a big temper! Stop, no, stop! He grabbed Qin Ziheng's manic body from behind: "The wall disappears immediately, do you want to split on the spot?" ”
Qin Ziheng saw that there was no plastic daddy outside, so he gradually calmed down and sat on the ground silently.
Bai Mao is really a head and two big, how can you brush up on a task and brush out a family ethics drama?
After all the four walls dissipated, a voice came from the black warrior: "The mystery box passed first, and the player boiled vegetables in white water and said 5 swear words, 5 points will be deducted." ”
"Wonder horses?!" White-haired question mark face.
"The mission is not over, please continue." With that, the Black Warrior fell silent again.
Bai Mao picked up the light stick on the ground tiredly and asked, "Dirty words don't affect you to get points, right?" ”
Qin Ziheng shook his head: "I don't know." ”
"Do you hear you?" He flicked Qin Ziheng's hair: "Tsk, did you hear that?" Don't think about it in advance, we adults don't remember villains, get up first, and see where the this is? ”