It was a seemingly ordinary Friday, and people went out to work in the morning sun, and played gg in a burst of laughter.

Of course, this GG was hit by Maple Nest.

All the world's electronic devices were hacked at the same time, and an artificial intelligence claiming to be maple nest claimed to have the right to launch tens of thousands of nuclear bombs around the world.

To add credibility, he immediately flew several satellites that had not yet reached the end of their retirement into free fall into the vast Pacific Ocean, and broadcast the event live.

Ordinary crooked nuts are optimistic about this, they think this is just a prank, it happens to be April Fool's Day, and the push of the maple nest is not mandatory to watch, there is a striking cross in the upper right corner, most people laugh it off and go about their business.

The businessmen smelled the business opportunities, and all kinds of related publicity came one after another, lest they would be slow and unable to grab the traffic, and the premiere of "Doomsday Mecha" inexplicably picked up a wave of popularity, and the investors smiled from ear to ear.

Officials were nervous and tried to get in touch with the heads of major military bases, but they said that missiles often go off track and pre-designed programs can be tampered with.

"This is a provocation by Chiguoguo, and we must fight back." A defense official emphasized.

"I'm sorry sir, I don't think you figured out what you're doing." The fellow senator looked embarrassed, held up his phone, and said apologetically, "Your career may be coming to an end here." ”

"What? No way. The other's eyes widened.

At the same time as Maple Nest announced that it had taken over global defense, negative news about several high-ranking officials and dignitaries spread through the media, and the two parties accused each other of being behind the scenes, until someone discovered the secret.

The people affected by the incident were all hawks hostile to the mysterious country, and when they held a meeting, they were surprised to find that not only national defense, but also public opinion was not under their control, and they could only let the other side add fuel to the fire.

A devout Catholic who actually has a bunch of illegitimate children out of thin air?

A good gentleman who doesn't smoke or drink, but he is an out-and-out addict behind his back?

A series of crackdowns lasted for nearly two months, and the speech routines mastered by the dignitaries were now all used to apologize, and most of the two houses were purged.

Ordinary crooked nuts are unaware of this, and there are ridicules who watch the play.

[This councilor's bald head is so hard, it's about to break the wooden platform]

[Hey, can someone tell me, isn't it right which tendon these bald asses are?] I've been pushing relevant information these days]

[On the correct angle of the bow, from 15° to 120°]

[Excerpt from the transcript, these apologies can be made into a template]

[Can you make a collection?] I'll buy a copy and keep it at home]

[Guys, that's a good idea, is there anyone you want to crowdfund?] ]

[It's better to act than to move, get up]

Some people sensed that something was wrong, but because there was no evidence, the popularity of Facebook and Twitter was only an April Fool's Day joke that could barely be connected with Maple Nest, and there was a lot of singing and dancing on the Internet.

People who really understand this are silent, and a hawkish fighter who used to be fiercely worded asked about it again after resigning, his tone choked up several times, and after expressing a few beautiful words uncharacteristically, he actually wiped his tears in front of the camera.

"I think we should treat all our partners in a more equal and open manner, and I am ashamed of the ignorance of the past, which is a stain that I can't wash away in my career, and I hope you can learn from it."

This is one of the few close-up color pictures in the book, the tears of the congressman are very sincere, and his acting skills have the potential to compete for the Oscars.

Although the official spokesperson of Huaxia expressed deep regret, everyone who knows knows that Maple Nest comes from the Maple Leaf Group, and the Maple Leaf Group has been criticized for having an incomprehensible official background, and the goal of Maple Nest's cleanup is more clear, almost sweeping down the opposition forces.

The reaction of the Chinese people was also half a beat, and the English score of the college entrance examination was suddenly greatly reduced, replaced by the increase in the weight of the language, and the fourth and sixth grades were no longer required as compulsory items, and the difficulty was greatly reduced.

After experiencing the pain of unemployment, the English translation industry has ushered in a new round of development, this time their customers have become crooked nuts, and it is more popular to learn more dialects while mastering foreign languages.

The official explanation is that in order to build cultural self-confidence, the progress of technology has allowed a person who does not know English to travel all over the world with the help of an instant machine, and the resolution of the crisis has deprived the breeding ground for English.

After the transfer of the center of the world, the export of culture has become the top priority, and the official document has been issued to encourage students to go abroad for cultural exchanges, which has set off a long-lost craze for Chinese studies in China.

Once upon a time, the Chinese major was synonymous with learning and uselessness, but when the giant sails of the times were raised, it became a sought-after fragrant gluttony, and the admission scores of major universities surpassed the hot financial economy.

Many people who can't get along in China carry backpacks and go abroad to receive good salaries and teach simple Chinese knowledge.

"I can only memorize "The Art of War", a bunch of big bosses asked me to be a strategic consultant, probably because I am handsome, I now have an annual salary of 100,000 US dollars, I am comfortable, and someone will help me get it back immediately if I lose my bicycle."

"The people here can't even solve ternary quadratic equations, and the teachers at the same school think that I graduated from a prestigious university, and I am embarrassed to tell them that I was not admitted to the university at all."

"My sister is too unrestrained, I haven't had a vacation since the first day I got off the plane, and now I'm walking empty, no, pinch off this section."

"I feel the hospitality of the American imperialist people, and I am willing to contribute to the friendship between the two peoples."

Chen Bo scratched his head, and a sense of déjà vu hit his face, isn't this a true portrayal of crooked nuts in China after the millennium? Only when you feel emotional.

Some people often accuse Maple Nest of being too barbaric, let's just think of them as the Holy Mother, the contest between the great powers is not influenced by love, and it is naturally best to decide the winner in a bloodless way.

Albert Einstein once said, "I don't know when the Third World War broke out, I only know that the Fourth World War was fought by primitive people with stone tools." ”

The end of World War II, which was accelerated by the US imperialists with two atomic bombs, is the same for Maple Nest, and no one thinks there is anything wrong with this.

Looking back on the past eventful years, it is as if we are in the last century, when we built air-raid shelters everywhere and pawned off our pants to build atomic bombs, and this is the first time that human beings can let down their guard and feel the beauty of this world with all their hearts.

"Cowhide, who wrote this book, it's the same as reading Shuangwen."

Chen Bo flipped back to the table of contents page and was taken aback.

"Artificial intelligence can actually write a book, and it will be seen for a long time."