On January 25, at the Raptors' media day, when Michael Jordan appeared in the arena wearing the Raptors' No. 24 jersey......

Coincidentally, all the reporters at the scene took out their mobile phones for the first time.

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Big news, big news! Michael Jordan joins the Toronto Raptors! ”

In the stadium, I watched the reporters who were scrambled because of their presence......

Jordan was vain.

At this moment, if there was anything Jordan wanted to do the most, it would probably be to let the two bastards Ryan Sdorf and Klaus take a good look at the situation.

As the saying goes, there is no place to stay here.

Although joining the Raptors this time is inevitable by accident, for Jordan, who has always had no lower limit, he will not tell his "miserable" story.

He, Jordan, chose the Raptors on his own initiative this time.

He wanted Canada to fall in love with basketball, so he chose Toronto, a bitter cold place.

Well, look, he doesn't want "money" or "huddles", but simply because he still loves basketball, he chooses to continue.

Well......

I have to say that if he didn't know the truth of the facts, then Su Feng felt that he would definitely be moved by Jordan.

Wake up......

If this Raptors didn't have himself and Big Ben, then with Jordan's character, he probably wouldn't even look at this Raptor.

Of course, in any case, after today, it is foreseeable that the whole of North America will usher in another wave of earthquakes.

"Oh my God, is Michael Jordan really going to be my teammate?"

In the summer, Nash, who had long flowing hair, said incredulously.

There is no doubt that before the whole period of the character collapses, Jordan has never been anyone's idol.

He is the idol of all basketball lovers in this era.

Don't believe it, although he will not give up the All-Star starter for Jordan with a very low EQ in the future, Carter likes Nike precisely because he likes A-Cone and Jordan.

And Maddie, don't look at Tracey's brother is very obsessed with Hardaway, but Hardaway is only Jordan's successor......

You say that Jordan's successor is comparable to Jordan himself?

It's just that......

Just when the young people of the Raptors felt that their bodies and souls had turned into Jordan's licking dogs, they were bewildered......

The guy who stood side by side with Jordan and "called him brother" to Jordan was actually the youngest of the Raptors team in terms of age.

There is one thing to say, Su Feng, who was born early, has now been upgraded again.

"Hey, Michael, trust me, you'll see how naïve your idea is later."

Patting Jordan's shoulder, Su Feng felt that Jordan was simply too young, too simple.

Do you guys make it, this thing just proposed to himself that while there is still time, if it doesn't work, take Maddie and Carter to trade a veteran back, and then the Raptors' chances of winning the championship can be increased from half to one.

Sure enough, even if Shuangshang hasn't returned it to God, Jordan is definitely not suitable to be the manager and decision-maker of a team.

"Sue, in this team now, the only players I approve of are you and Ben.

In the case of point guard, are you going to start that skinny little 'Canadian sweetheart'? Jordan, who gave Su Feng a hard blow to the back with his backhand, said to Su Feng with a "kind" expression.

Su Feng: "......"

No......

Jordan, this man is poisonous, you know?

Hong Kong Zhen, if it weren't for Su Feng's ability to be beaten, just now, if he slapped Nash's back, then Su Feng felt that Nash's whole person was going to fall apart.

"I don't want to fight you for a verbal tie, so I'm going to have an exhibition game in a moment, so warm up, Michael.

I don't want you to be ashamed of losing too much and then retire as a truck driver before you have played a minute for the Raptors. Su Feng joked with Jordan.

Jordan: "......"

No......

Do you know that Su Fengjie is poisonous?

Hong Kong Zhen, if it weren't for the fact that Jordan was a generous-minded person, just what Su Feng said to himself just now, if the target of the spray was Pippen, then Jordan felt that Pippen's whole person would collapse.

It is worth mentioning that under the trembling onlookers of the Raptors players, Su Qiao and the two, who were still scolding each other a second ago, completed their face change in an instant after the reporters came over.

"I'd love to give up the No. 23 jersey to Michael, but you know, he's always been the most popular guy in the league.

Did you know? When I met him yesterday, he said this to me:

"Hey, little ghost, it's your time, and since number 23 means something different to you, then after I join the Raptors, you can continue to wear number 23." ’

To be honest, Michael's charisma makes me believe that he and I can do something great together.

He's not the kind of guy who holds on to his rights and won't let go, so even though the Raptors are my team, now, there's no doubt that this Raptors team has an extra mentor. ”

In an interview, Su Feng said seriously.

"Why did I choose number 24? Because there are 24 hours in a day, and I dedicate myself to the basketball court every day.

You know, Sue is one of the best players in the league right now, and to be honest, I think Clyde was too a chicken thief before, because in terms of style of play, Su is more like me.

Oh, I'm not saying he's my successor, because I'm sure he'll surpass me in the future.

Therefore, I am looking forward to seeing me and Su work together to create a great cause.

I'm going to pass on all my championship experience to Sue and the rest of the Raptors team.

In my opinion, the Raptors are not a one-man team, and this time I hope to work with Sue to run the Raptors as a big family, and we are a family. ”

In an interview, Jordan said without blushing and without a heartbeat.

On the side, after Su Feng and Jordan finished interviewing each other, the two foxes, one old and one young, immediately looked at each other and smiled.

Then, in the onlookers of reporters, if you don't know, you still think that the relationship between Su Feng and Jordan is so good that they talk about everything, take a bath together, and rub each other's backs.

"Damn, little ghost, why did you secretly change the word?" Staring at Su Feng with the gaze of the gods, Jordan expressed his dissatisfaction with his eyes.

And Su Feng responded with fiery eyes: "You still dare to talk about me? Obviously, we will be brothers after yesterday, why do you say today that I seem to be your apprentice? ”

In the stadium, looking at Su Qiao and the others who were "gazing affectionately", some of Jordan's true love fans were moved.

Because the NBA is a league of stars, fans have always followed the stars.

And for these true fans of Jordan, in their opinion, it doesn't matter where Jordan goes, what matters is ......

Jordan still had a smile on his face.

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At Nike's headquarters, Phil Knight, who originally felt that his life had become boring enough to buy a few luxury cars to smash, saw the news of Jordan joining the Raptors on TV......

It's not calm anymore!

As Nike's spokesman, Knight is very clear that since Nike established a relationship between "PS" and "A cone" to achieve each other, affected by this shutdown, as well as Su Feng's trade to the Raptors, and Jordan's falling out with the Bulls owner, Nike's ambitions have indeed encountered many thorny problems recently.

To put it simply, the core of the mutually fulfilling relationship between Su Feng and Jordan is that these two people can have a low trough and one orgasm, or two of them climax at the same time, but there must be no situation where the two of them are at a trough together.

You know, no matter how arrogant Su Feng's previous "bold words" were, judging from his recent sneaker sales, since he was traded to London, how could it be possible that he was not impacted?

And no matter how much Jordan's godhead has stabilized after winning the fifth championship, he has also been greatly affected since he beat Boss Joe's boss and the Bulls' boss, and he is sure that he will no longer play for the Bulls.

But......

After Jordan announced that he would join the Raptors, in Knight's view, this dead end, which originally plagued Nike, came back to life at once.

Because of Jordan's joining, it is bound to make the Raptors arouse strong attention.

And the story of "PS" and the owner of "A cone" joining forces to "take revenge" is bound to cause all kinds of topics in the new season.

And in doing so, it can also silence the conspiracy theorists who thought that Nike set up "PS" just to restore Jordan's godhead.

Well, lo and behold, Nike doesn't have so many bells and whistles at all, it's just that people think too much about themselves.

"Why don't we take this opportunity to launch a series of sneakers in collaboration with the PS and A-cone?"

At Nike's headquarters, at an impromptu meeting, the designers approached Knight one step closer.

And when he heard this, Knight was happy.

Because after being reminded by the designer, Knight suddenly realized the discovery......

Who stipulates that only people in this world can "turn enemies into friends"?

"PS" and "A cone" co-branded sneakers, and then the entire classic version, limited edition......

Blood to earn blood or not to earn Knight doesn't know.

Anyway, this wave, Nike definitely doesn't lose.

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NBA Headquarters, Olympic Tower, New York.

Stern, who was tired and wanted to retire, suddenly felt that he could work for another fifty years.

Although as early as a few days ago, the league had already set a plan to "hum" Su Feng in the new season.

But one thing to say, after the league executives studied for several days and nights, everyone found that in addition to the character of "lonely hero", it is too difficult to "hum" Su Feng in the new season.

After all......

It's not that this group of NBA executives doesn't believe Su Feng's "bold words".

Rather, even experts who know the game no matter how good they are, they can't think that this Raptors team can play any better in the new season.

As an NBA decision-maker, Stern is well aware that "well" is not the same as "homeopathic".

Once the "well" is not well held, not only Su Feng himself will collapse, but even the NBA will be affected by this.

In Su Feng's previous life, Stern's consistent principle of "well" the star is that first of all, the star must have a certain strength, and secondly, the team he is in must not be too bad.

And what is obvious is that Su Feng's strength and potential are obvious to all.

Since joining the NBA, the Raptors have ......

Basically, it's either at the bottom, or on the way to the bottom.

And in the Raptors lineup in the new season, there are too few helpers around Su Feng.

Therefore, you may not believe it when you say it, in order to "well" praise Su Feng, Stern even prepared the character of "The Raptors lost, Su Feng did not lose" for Su Feng.

It's just that......

On the morning of the 25th, when the news of Jordan's choice to join the Raptors came, Stern thought from the bottom of his heart that the tacit understanding between Jordan and himself was really still there.

In Su Feng's previous life, before returning Shuangshang to God, the reason why Stern was willing to praise Jordan was that Jordan was durable and would not disappoint you, and it was also very important that Jordan knew how to look at Stern's face.

Take Jordan's first retirement as an example, although there are many rumors, but before Jordan retired, he did meet with Stern.

And when Jordan is needed in the NBA in the future, Jordan is also willing to make a comeback.

To put it bluntly, Jordan is not well-behaved enough, but a sensible tool man like him is the tool man Stern wants.

You know, not long ago, when Jordan had a falling out with the Bulls owner, Stern was a big headache.

Because if Jordan can't prove himself, it will inevitably damage his godhead.

But if Jordan leaves the Bulls and joins teams that are already strong, it will also make him questionable.

So from Stern's point of view, in the case that Jordan did not choose to retire in this life, Stern has been in a dilemma recently.

However, such a dilemma no longer existed after Jordan chose to join the Raptors.

Because regardless of whether Jordan is sincere or not in an interview, the Canadian ball market will definitely be ignited because of his arrival.

For Stern, who hopes to promote the globalization of the NBA, Jordan's operation is tantamount to helping him a lot.

Because in the new season, the Raptors are not only a Canadian team, but also the home team in the hearts of Chinese fans.

The 36-year-old Jordan, joining the Raptors, will not only be considered a very courageous decision, but also, by the way, he also let the league dare to continue to bet on Su Feng.

Because, no matter how badly beaten he was at the Chicago Heroes Conference, Jordan was still Jordan.

And with the addition of Jordan, the Raptors have at least a 90% chance of making the playoffs in the new season.

Therefore, at an impromptu meeting held by the league, Stern asked the relevant departments to immediately adjust the broadcast plan for the new season.

In addition, after noticing the Raptors' "legacy slogan" for the new season, although no one said it, Stern, who was happy in his heart, had made up his mind.

As long as the Raptors can perform better in the new season, then in the case that Jordan has been MVP for 3 consecutive years, Stern is very willing to cooperate with the Raptors' "legacy slogan" to create a new god together.

A new god in the north who took the torch from Jordan.

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In Canada, after Jordan detonated the media open, in the afternoon, at the fan meeting, Toronto fans felt like they were dreaming.

If Su Feng is the dawn before dawn, then Jordan's arrival has undoubtedly plunged the entire Canada into a carnival.

Especially when Su Feng and Jordan took core makeup photos together, even the Raptors' owner Chad had a feeling of winning the jackpot.

"It's incredible." Chad said excitedly.

"It's unbelievable." Even if the wood is already in the boat, Raptors general manager Gruward is also excited.

And just when the people who eat melons are trying to breathe well, in the arena, before the exhibition game, looking at Su Feng, who chose Carter, Maddie, and Nash as teammates, Jordan feels that this product has been a little inflated recently, and it needs to be educated.

Boy, do you think I'm still the same me at the Heroes Conference?

Jordan, who chose Da Ben and Old Dale as teammates, didn't believe it, he would lose to Su Feng in this PK battle led by Su Feng respectively.

Although the current state has not fully recovered, Jordan firmly believes that in five against five, under his careful selection, Su Feng will not have a chance to defeat him.

On the other hand, before the exhibition match began, Su Feng said to Carter and Maddie: "Don't show mercy to your opponent for a while, just because the opponent is Michael."

Especially you, Vince, Michael, told me you don't deserve to start. ”

Hearing this, Carter was furious.

"I don't deserve to be a starter?" Carter asked angrily.

"Angry, huh? That's right!

It's time to show your seniors that you're also a flyer from North Carolina, take off, Vince! ”

Patting Carter's shoulder, Su Feng thought to himself, sure enough, an honest man like Carter could give full play to his initiative with a little agitation.

In the terminology of the game, Carter is an out-and-out berserker.

"And you Tracey, keep your spirits up, although Michael didn't specifically mention you to me, but you can't let that put you off." Turning his head to pat Maddie's back, Su Feng smiled.

After listening to Su Feng's words, Maddie's sleepy eyes opened 80% in an instant.

Su Feng knew that stimulating Maddie couldn't be too obvious, otherwise this product would not be fooled.

Therefore, Jordan did not specifically mention Maddie, in Su Feng's opinion, the strength is just right.

As for Nash, Su Feng directly grabbed his hair and said, "Come on, our 'Canadian sweetheart'." ”

Nash: "......"

"Well, Steve, that's Michael's nickname for you, because he feels like you're better off going to ......

You get the idea, anyway. Su Feng then said to Nash.

And now, Nash completely flushed his awe of Jordan into the toilet.

Tonight, aren't we playing Jordan?

Hit Jordan, welcome the Feng Emperor!

It's time to tell Michael Jordan who is the king of the North!

Scold......

Jordan?

In Su Feng's opinion, no matter what kind of pill he is, as long as he enters the gate of the Raptor, it is the golden pill that he Su Feng has ascended to.

It is worth mentioning that before the start of this exhibition match, Su Feng also paid special attention to the video teachers on the scene.

For example, make sure that you can record it from various angles, and then remember to make a few more copies of it for yourself when you go back......

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