Chapter 138: Fortune Teller
The answer is consistent with what Chen Bo said, and he still has this common sense of life.
"Calculating the eight characters of the birthday, arranging the eight characters is the basic skill, but the doorway, the two lessons are not enough in detail, the process is very boring, and you don't want to learn it nine times out of ten."
"Science and technology are so developed, of course, we must make good use of it, please open the Maple Leaf Physiognomy, which is the Tai Chi icon on the desktop, brush your face to register, and get it with one click."
"Girls generally don't know about this thing, you can lie to people that you will count the eight characters of the birthday, set out other people's birthdays, and you can also flicker around and brush up on the goodwill, provided that your personal image must pass, otherwise you can't take the first step."
"Haifeng, you still say that you are a straight man?" Chen Bo wanted to question him face to face, but he couldn't laugh at the moment.
The software interface of the maple leaf physiognomy is completely unrelated to the tall one, with an unpretentious light-colored background baseplate, and the painting style is like a blog for a few years, with no features at all.
If it weren't for the Maple Leaf Group logo, Chen Bo would definitely think it was a phishing website.
There are banners hanging on both sides of the hexagram input box, which makes people cry and laugh after reading it.
"Reject superstition, start with me?"
If you don't write [magic calculation], it's just that, you have to play frivolous.
This familiar feeling is like the cigarette pack printed on the cigarette box that smoking is harmful to health.
Online fortune telling is not complicated at all, enter the first name and last name, complete the date of birth, and finally press enter and wait for three seconds.
"Hole in the water? Tianhe water? Gold in the sand? Jianfeng Gold? ”
Chen Bo couldn't understand these proper nouns, so he scrolled down directly to read the annotations.
[Personality: Positive pioneering spirit, energetic, emotional, upright and heroic, diligent and easy-going, but good self-showing, straightforward in the hidden a little hypocrisy]
[Recent horoscope: Xiao Ji - youthful wind, wide range of friends, good officials and nobles, and good luck when you are evil]
The hidden column can also be viewed for detailed analysis, Chen Bo saw that his eyelids hurt, and he glanced twice and closed it again.
"Fortune says that I have been a big murderer recently, and I should take the initiative to change." Lin Dong was anxious.
Chen Bo nodded: "It means that you don't have to wait for death, when the catastrophe is coming, go to the coffin shop to buy a pair of high-quality rosewood, so that you can be buried in a beautiful way after death." ”
"Isn't it a unified cremation now?"
"Just kidding, you can believe half of this thing, and it's good to believe more." Chen Bo stepped forward, pointed to one of them and said, "Congratulations, the peach blossoms are constantly lucky." ”
"Really, fake." Lin Dong will be skeptical.
"Do you know the average description effect?"
Lin Dong was stunned and said, "Big brother, can you consider my feelings?" ”
"Have you studied the horoscope?"
Lin Dong nodded: "I've seen the recommended consultation and tested it once or twice." ”
Chen Bo reasoned by analogy: "The same reason, if you think about it, the expression of the horoscope, whether the wording is relatively vague, are all broad words, such as enthusiastic and cheerful, brave and open-minded, confident and generous. ”
"Yes, yes, you're right." Lin Dong turned into a woodpecker, and his head nodded disobediently.
Chen Bo said seriously: "This is the average description effect, a dozen words, as long as some of them can be confirmed, you will think that this thing is accurate." ”
"The fortune teller said that you have peach blossom luck recently, if you believe this statement, under the effect of the mental suggestion mechanism, you will be more active to show yourself and seek opportunities to get close to the opposite sex."
"Under the premise that the probability of your order loss remains the same, does increasing the number of times is equivalent to a disguised increase in the success rate?"
"It's kind of reasonable, that's what it means to take the initiative to change." Lin Dong suddenly realized.
"Yes, if you don't take the initiative to change, you will be beaten for the rest of your life, so you have to act quickly." Chen Bo himself is about to believe it, this broken theory does work if you don't know how to do it.
"Master, master."
After Chen Bo's "explanation", Lin Dong turned from sadness to joy and began to think about the encounter.
"Do you think I'm going to get a perm or dye my hair? Does pure black appeal to girls? "Lin Dong boarded a certain treasure, and the version was still stuck in last year.
"Shhhh Chen Bo glared, and the other party immediately became honest.
"Palmistry is different from Bazi, which is to predict the future of marriage, career, and wealth, while palmistry is mainly focused on the present."
Teacher Gao raised his right hand and greeted: "The left and right hands represent the innate and acquired respectively, because the thickness and texture of the hands will change over time, so we are more inclined to the right hand in terms of weight, and the left-hander is a different matter." ”
"Personally, I'm a left-right master, and I need to apply a separate set of rules."
The teacher randomly selected a paragraph, selected the middle field, and performed a unique trick on the electronic writing screen.
"It's the first time I've seen someone who can write with both hands at the same time." Chen Bo sighed from the bottom of his heart.
"The words are good-looking, not crooked, and the lines are smooth." Lin Dong had seen it before, and he was relatively calm.
Teacher Gao felt that he was not very happy, and used Lishu Xingshu to show off again.
"Okay, let's go back to palmistry, remember the three roads, five lines and eight hills, and you can be a god stick."
"Three-way unlimited dribbling?" Lin Dong's hearing was skewed.
"It's three roads, five lines and eight hills." Chen Bo corrected.
"Three meals, five insurances and one housing fund?"
If it weren't for Lin Dong's innocent little eyes, Chen Bo would have thought that this guy was deliberately pretending to be confused.
"I'll write to you."
"Oh, what is it?" Lin Dong's confusion has never been solved, one link after another.
"I don't know." Chen Bo shrugged.
Teacher Gao on the podium said succinctly: "The three roads refer to the cross pattern, the star pattern, and the island pattern; The eight mounds are the mound of Venus, the mound of Jupiter, the mound of Saturn, the mound of the Sun, the mound of Mercury, the mound of the Moon, the mound of the first Mars, and the mound of the second Mars; The five lines are life, wisdom, destiny, marriage, and affection. ”
"I looked carefully, and here here and here in order.....
Chen Bo craned his neck, trying to figure out where they were.
"Is the teacher practicing sunflower point acupuncture? I couldn't see it from so far. ”
"The textbook is illustrated, and the drawings are colorful." Lin Dong rarely came to his senses and showed Chen Bo a way.
Teacher Gao operated, and finally said solemnly: "I don't know where the problem is not big, we have a professional maple leaf physiognographer, one day you have the opportunity to help the girl read palmistry, don't explain these jerky terms to her, I am annoyed to listen to." ”
"The fate line is the part near the wrist that rises towards the middle finger, and the mound of Venus is located in the area below the thumb...."
Looking at the diagram, Chen Bo roughly figured it out, and by the way, he calculated a hexagram for himself.
"Oh roar, it's all the way forward, it's what I want."
The birthday eight characters are given to Xiaoji, and the result of palmistry is Daji, properly signed, putting aside the authenticity, at least it looks very comfortable.
"Lao Dong, what kind of hexagram are you?"
"My hands are sweating too much, and the fingerprint can't recognize them." Lin Dong rubbed his knee back and forth vigorously to put it back in the scanning area.
"What is the Chosen One?"