335 Shot in the Ass
They went inside the amusement park.
Today's amusement park is crowded.
A lot of projects are packed with people. Looking at the long snake-like team, everyone was stunned.
How long will it take to play the last time?
"Ahhh I'm going to play that! Good morning Xia excitedly pointed to the roller coaster.
This is a well-known vertical roller coaster, and it is said to be the most terror index in the Pacific League. There is a variety show called "Running Ya" also came to this place to film, and on TV, those celebrity guests were scared on the roller coaster.
"Don't, don't! I don't dare! β
With Mikaka's guts, how dare he sit on it?
Xia Good Morning is not full of mockery, "You coward!" It's really a scum card! β
"Whew! Don't try to use the agitation method, I won't be fooled. β
Mikaka walked away, what kind of person is he, and he can't see through Xia Good Morning's intrigues?
Cut, what a radical method, too low!
"Hey! Scumbag card! Bag! No guts! I dare say, you're going to be scared out of continence when you sit on it. Well. Listen to me, everyone will call Mikaka a coward and a big coward in the future. Good no good! β
Xia Good Morning upgraded the radical method, buzzing in Mikaka's ears like Tang Seng.
Mikaka was furious, "What did you say?!" Say it again! β
"I said you're a coward! Bad seeds! Bandits! β
"That's it! The scum card is a big coward! Ah Chun was also fanning the flames on the side.
Mikaka was almost stunned by the combination of these two good girlfriends, "Damn! Sit down, think I'm afraid of you! β
Although he knew that it was a radical method, Mikaka was fooled.
"Hee-hee!" Xia Good Morning and Ah Chun looked at each other and smiled wickedly.
Mikaka, it's still too tender. Want to deal with the cat lady who has become a sperm and Ah Chun, who has lived for more than 60 years?
That's impossible to drop!
However, the queue is too long. When it's their turn, I don't know what year or month it will be.
Gotta figure figure it out.
Xia Good morning suddenly had an idea, and patted a buddy standing in front of them with his girlfriend in his arms.
"Huh? Aren't you the one who? β
"You are?" The buddy looked at Xia Zao Good Morning with a confused expression.
Xia Zao Ann lied without blinking.
"Hey, you forgot. I'm your girlfriend Ah Chun. I used to eat with you. Here, Xia Good Morning stole Ah Chun's name.
"What, Ah Chun." That dude doesn't understand at all.
Xia Good Morning continued to trick him, she glanced at the female ticket next to the boy, and immediately pretended to say the wrong thing, and quietly covered her mouth, "Haha." It's okay. It's okay. I get it. β
The female ticket was really fooled and twisted the boy's ears hard. "Say! Who is Ah Chun?! β
"I really don't know who Ah Chun is? Whining! β
"Don't know? You're pretending to be crazy and stupid. How many boats have you stepped on this scumbag?! β
Under the troubles of Xia Good Morning, the couple soon turned into a domestic violence drama.
"Hey, hey! Go and stop them. Otherwise, someone will die! β
Xia Good Morning is not too big of a deal, and pulls the people in front of the row to persuade him.
People were fooled, and ran over to talk bitterly to the couple, and the fisherman benefited from the good morning in the summer, humming a little song and squeezing to the front.
By the way, I brought my friends over. What a person who has attained the Tao and the chicken dog ascended to heaven!
But there's still a long line ahead. If they want to play the vertical roller coaster, they will have to wait.
Is this a rare Achun?
It was her turn. She threw a small mouse out of her pocket.
"Wow! There are rats! β
After she shouted so loudly, the ranks rioted again.
Taking advantage of the opportunity, Ah Chun took everyone to the front again.
He really deserves to be a liar in the refiner world...... Mikaka thought to herself, the mouse she took out, no need to ask, must be an inferior artifact made by Ulala.
A fake rat can scare people so badly.
Hehe...... Mikaka suddenly had a little disdain for humans.
That's when β 'Chirp! The rat actually got into Mikaka's pants.
"Babble!" It climbed up Mikaka's crotch.
"Hey!" Mikaka called to Chun, "Get your broken artifact out!" It's tickling me! β
Moreover, it is also a part that is not suitable for children!
"What artifact?" Ah Chun pretended to be confused.
"It's this mouse! An artifact made by your master. It's certainly not worth it. β
"No, it's not." Ah Chun said, "That mouse, it's real! β
"......" Mikaka paused for three seconds, then ......
"Wow!" He jumped three meters high.
Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie looked up at him and sighed: "Mikaka can go to the high jump event of the Olympic Games......"
Queue up, it's such a toss......
Mikaka clutched her crotch with a melancholy expression. He was worried that if he got on the roller coaster for a while, would he suffer other bad luck?
He has less and less confidence in his life.
He decided to abstain and retreat.
But Xia Zao'an saw through his careful thoughts, and grabbed him with one hand, "Why are you going?" β
"I have a ...... urgency"
"Snort." Xia Zao'an sneered, "Wouldn't it be too low to borrow the trick of urinating?" If you're afraid of death, just say it. β
"Who is afraid of death! Who are you talking about?! β
"If you're not afraid of death, just sit on it quickly."
Good morning Xia pushed Mikaka hard onto the roller coaster parked on the slide.
Then, Qi Mu was also invited into the seat on the other side of Mikaka by Xia Good Morning.
"Wait, why am I sitting with this person?" Mikaka pointed at Qi Mu.
Qi Mu glanced at him, "Do you think I'd like to sit with you?" β
"Exactly. Brother Shi, I'll change seats with you. Mikaka made a request to Shi Zhenxian.
"Nope." Shi Zhenxian refused, and he sat with Qin Sijie. "I'm used to sitting with Gongzi Qin. Soγ Can't help you anymore. β
After speaking, he and Qin Sijie covered their mouths and snickered, and Xia Zao'an and Ah Chun laughed even harder.
I always feel that I have been tricked by them.
There was no way, Mikaka had no choice but to bite the bullet and sit with Qi Mu.
Before the roller coaster started, two men in black came over and pulled away the two passengers who were supposed to sit down.
"What are you doing? You're going to have to queue up. β
The two passengers were about to protest, but they were frightened by the cold face of the man in black. They gasped. Even the staff did not dare to speak out. I could only watch as the two men in black got on the roller coaster and sat in the seats in front of Mikaka.
Mikaka looked at the two men. One of them, with long blond hair, was thin, and his eyes were extremely cold and full of murderous intent. The other is a fat man, wearing sunglasses and a Chinese face. Mikaka looked at them, and it always seemed as if they had seen each other somewhere.
Just thinking about it, the roller coaster is already slowly moving.
Drive faster and faster......
Don't be afraid...... I'm not afraid at all. Mikaka comforted herself, but the trembling in her body could not be stopped.
The roller coaster reached its first high point, and Mikaka stared at the almost vertical slide below, his heart beating his throat.
Immediately after, the roller coaster rushed down!
"Ahhhhh
"Ahhh
The screams of the passengers came and went.
Among them, the loudest one is Mikaka. He babbled, opened his mouth wide, and squirted saliva.
It was all sprayed on the faces of Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie in the back.
They yelled, "Hey! Mikaka!! Don't spray! β
But Mikaka couldn't control it, "Vomit!" "This time, there was no spitting, but all the vomit flew out.
Poor Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie were tricked again.
If it weren't for the roller coaster, they would have beaten Mikaka to death.
And at this time, the roller coaster stopped at the highest point. This is the rumored high point of death, and the most exciting part of the vertical roller coaster.
Mikaka was condescending and couldn't hold on any longer, "Whew! He fainted completely.
By the time he woke up, the roller coaster had stopped on the rails.
"Hey, wake up." Someone was slapping him in the face.
Mikaka then found him lying on the ground.
Xia Zao'an slapped his face and said with a smile: "Oh mom, Mikaka, you're too embarrassed." β
"Don't mention it......" Mikaka died of embarrassment at the moment.
And Shi Zhenxian and Qin Sijie were embarrassed by the vomit on their faces.
"Mikaka!" They're trying to settle accounts with Mikaka.
Suddenlyβ"Get out of the way!" β
The two black-clothed men walked between them, pushed Shi Zhenxian away, and glared at him viciously.
Where did Shi Zhenxian dare to speak.
He patted Qin Sijie beside him, "Qin Gongzi, do you think those two people are a bit like ......?"
"Gin and vodka!" Both names were shouted at the same time.
Gin and Vodka are the names of the members of the Men in Black Order in the Conan comics.
And the image of the two men in black is exactly the same as the comic book characters.
But...... It can't be, right......
Leaving the vertical roller coaster, Mikaka was really scared. If he had known, he wouldn't have been on the occasion of Good Morning Xia.
He hurriedly waved his hand: "I can't play exciting anymore." I'm afraid of my little heart, I can't stand it. β
"Alright, alright. Let's go ride the Ferris wheel. "Good morning Xia decided to let him go.
"It's fine."
At least take the Ferris wheel, this bit of guts, Mikaka still has.
However, this time on the Ferris wheel. Mikaka and Saiki were forcibly put together in a group again.
I always feel like being forcibly assigned to CP.
As the Ferris wheel slowly turns, in the wheelbox. Mikaka and Qi Mu sat facing each other, and he felt a little embarrassed.
I wanted to talk to Qi Mu for a few words, but the other party had a stinky face, and it was clearly written that 'don't approach the living'.
That's it, Mikaka didn't bother to put a hot face on a cold ass.
Simply, he also admired the scenery outside. Too lazy to take care of Qi Mu.
But I don't knowβ
At this time, in the opposite wheel car of their wheel, the two men in black appeared.
Among them, the man in black, who resembled gin, took out a black spear from the box he was carrying, equipped with a muffler, and a scope.
And vodka is on the side. He said, "Big brother, don't miss it. β
"Don't worry." Gin said, "With my archery skills, I won't miss a shot." β
Assembled. Gin raised his sniper rifle, clamped it to the seat, and began to aim at the opposite wheel.
That's exactly where Mikaka and Kiki were.
In the scope, the reticle slowly aimed at the back of Qimu's head.
"Hey." Gin snorted coldly, pressed his fingers on the trigger, and pressed down gently, "Huh! "A bullet was fired.
Impartially, he shot towards Qi Mu's back.
However, as if sensing something unusual, Qi Mu tilted his head and fell down, just in time to dodge the bullet.
The bullet that missed the target grazed right in front of Mikaka's eyes, who was enjoying the scenery.
Wow. Who shot.
Mikaka's nerves are tense. But at this moment, "Get down!" Qi Mu couldn't help but say something, and pressed Mikaka's head to the ground.
Immediately after, several more bullets flew.
Several bullet holes were shot out of the window glass.
Woo. Mikaka Cat was on the ground, pouting her buttocks, not daring to look up, "Hey, Qimu!" How many enemies have you provoked out there? Now they're all hunted down to the playground? β
Qi Mu hid behind him, clearly using him to block bullets, "How do you know that you are chasing me." Perhaps, it's your enemy. β
Mikaka didn't believe it: "Phew." You're wronged! Will I, a representative of the three good students, have enemies? β
"Not necessarily. You are the god and the sworn enemy of the hunt. I think they're coming for you. β
Mikaka was still trying to argue, but suddenly, "Whew! β
"Uh-huh......" Mikaka let out a reminiscent moan, the kind of sound that made it easy to think about it.
"Why are you shouting like you're calling Chun?" Qi Mu squinted his eyes.
Mikaka's expression was three points of enjoyment and seven points of pain, he held his mouth, like laughing and crying: "Qi Mu, are we mortal friends who share life and death?" β
"It's not. You're just my dog. β
Don't be complacent!
"......" But Mikaka held back his anger, and with a good face, he said: "Don't hide it, I know that you have always been hard-mouthed and soft-hearted. Although it is cold on the surface, it is actually enthusiastic. β
"What did I do to make you have such a misunderstanding?" Qi Mu sneered.
Mikaka didn't care, and continued to pull the calf, "Qi Mu, you're my best friend. If you are in trouble, I will definitely fight to save you. Conversely, if I'm in trouble, you'll do the same, right? β
"What do you want to express in such a big circle?" Qi Mu always felt that this person had bad intentions, otherwise, it would never be possible to call him a brother.
"Qi Mu, please do something."
"What's the matter?"
Mikaka finally said what he really meant, "I think I've been shot." Can you help me suck the bullet out? β
"Where?"
"Here!" Mikaka turned her left ass towards him.
On the left side of the buttocks, there's really a bullet hole, and it's still bleeding.
"Please, help me get the bullet out."
"Huh."
It's beautiful to think about.
But Qi Mu said, "It's okay to help you get the bullet, but you have to endure it." β
"Hmmm! Come on! Mikaka was ready to learn Guan Yunchang's spirit of scraping bones and healing wounds, he silently raised his arm, put it in his mouth, and bit it with his teeth. He thought about it, and if the pain was unbearable, he would ...... Fart.
"Are you ready?" Qi Mu said behind him.
"Ready."
Of course, Qi Mu didn't suck with his mouth, but raised a kick and kicked Mikaka's ass hard.
"Whew!" Mikaka didn't expect him to do this, and he smashed the door straight away, almost becoming a trapeze.
If he hadn't been quick to grab the door of the wheel car when he fell out, he would have fallen from this Ferris wheel dozens of meters high and turned into a ball of meat sauce.
"Holy! If you don't help me suck the bullet, forget it, it's still so ruthless! β
Mikaka clung to the door and hung it in the air.
"Hey, hey!! Help me! β
His cry for help alarmed the staff and tourists below. Everyone raised their heads and exclaimed again and again when they saw this scene. People gathered around. But Mikaka is hanging in the air, and no one can help him.
As for Xia Good Morning, a few of them also leaned on the window to watch the excitement.
Ah Chun asked, "What is Mikaka doing?" Playing stunts? β
Xia good morning was helpless: "This Tie Hanhan often does some stupid things that ordinary people can't understand." β
Ah Chun said, "He won't die." β
Xia Zao'an waved his hand, "No." No, it won't. People like him will only be abused very badly. But it is impossible to be tortured to death! If the second male is abused to death, there will be no way to hydrograph this one! β
"Uh-huh! Good morning summer, you have a good point. It's not a loss that I have seen through the routines of the online literature industry! β
"That's that!" Good morning Xia raised his head proudly.
The wheel where the man in black was, Gin had already put away the sniper rifle. His purpose has been achieved. Moreover, it alarmed so many people that they did not dare to act so openly again.
So, he sat in his seat with vodka and observed the situation.
I saw Mikaka clutching the doorknob, "Qi Mu, stop watching the show, save me!" β
Qi Mu was still lying on the ground, "I want to save you." The problem is, now someone is sniping us. As soon as I show my head, I will be sniped. β
"Aren't you the strongest hunter? Are you still afraid of being sniped?! No kidding. Bullets are about the same as tempeh to you! β
"Not necessarily." Qi Mu said, "In case, they used bullets made of pale silver, which were enough to kill." β
I said...... This is an excuse for you not to save yourself. β
"Don't worry. Mikaka, if you die, I will burn more paper for you every year on Qingming Festival. β
"Leave it to you to burn yourself!" Mikaka didn't ask him anymore.
To be a man is to have backbone. Mikaka grabbed the doorknob and decided to save herself.
He wanted to put his feet back in the wheels, but his waist and abdomen were too weak to shake them off. On the contrary, the strength in his hands is weak, and he can't grasp the doorknob.
"Wow!" Mikaka missed and was falling.
Dead...... Mikaka fantasized about a hero coming out to save him, however, that Qi Mu watched him fall with his arms folded.
Qi Mu, I won't let you go if I'm a ghost! Mikaka thought to herself.
Butβhis free fall soon stopped.
"Oops!" Mikaka fell heavily to the ground, clutching his waist and crying out in pain.
Looking around, it was full of onlookers.
It turned out that the Ferris wheel had already been gradually lowered. The height of his fall was only two or three meters.
You can't fall to death.
The amusement park staff hurriedly asked, "This little brother, are you okay?!" β
Mikaka covered her ass and wanted to cry: "Can you call a doctor for me!" I got shot in the ass! β