014, highly poisonous, exploding side quest
The blue-haired Lan Qi is very simple, how simple is it? She is so simple that she can ride Sun Wukong's somersault cloud.
That's the extreme.
So now there is a question and answer session, and she answers whatever Labis asks, without hiding anything at all.
Following the direction Lan Qi pointed, a few minutes later, Lapis rode his motorcycle to his destination: the Turtle Immortal's convenient capsule room.
At this time, the three masters and apprentices of the Turtle Immortal, Sun Wukong, and Klin had not yet returned from going out to cultivate.
There was no one in the house.
Lanki brought the basket into the kitchen and began to wash the vegetables and cook.
Lapis looked at the house, found a random place to sit, and then took out his phone to check the time, and by the way, to see if Laclia had replied to the message.
It was past six o'clock, and it was already dark.
There is an unread message on the phone screen.
Lapis clicked open, and it was Lashri's reply to him.
Lazili: "Come back and see if I don't kill you, how can anyone go without clothes?" The mouth is pure. ”
Labis: "Yes, it's big, it's a bloody mouth, it's a talking dinosaur. ”
Rapes: "I'll tell you something, I met a girl who was usually gentle and kind, but when she sneezed, her hair turned blonde, she became very fierce, and she would shoot people with a gun. ”
Then he also pointed his mobile phone at Lan Qi, who was washing vegetables, clicked a photo, and then sent the photo over.
Rapes: "That's the girl, now she's cooking, are you home?" ”
It took about ten minutes for Lashri to reply.
Lazili: "I was riding a bicycle just now, and now I'm going upstairs, I haven't seen the dinosaur people you said and this kind of girl, are they like this in the east?" Men look like dinosaurs, and women transform by sneezing. ”
Labis: "How is it possible, I see a lot of people like us, they are a minority after all. ”
Laziri: "It's a strange world out there, and you encounter so many strange things in one day out. Is this girl a relative of your teacher? What about your teachers? ”
Teacher?
Oh, yes, I told her before that I came out with the teacher to practice.
Labis: "Teacher, he's out, and he'll be back in a while." ”
Lazili: "Okay, I won't talk to you, my sister is going to cook, you can eat the food cooked by other little girls, and my sister is going to eat alone tonight." ”
Ha? I'm not angry at home, you're not good?
Lapis put his phone back in his pocket, then went to the kitchen, and found that Ranki had slaughtered all the puffer fish and was now washing other vegetables, looking at the combination of this dish, he should have eaten hot pot tonight.
"What time do they usually come back?" Lapis asked boredly.
"I usually come back around half past six, so I think it's going to be soon." Lan Qi fiddled with the vegetables and said without looking back.
"Oh, that's coming, it's half past six." Rabith nodded.
He was bored and opened the door to go outside, wanting to see the scenery outside.
As soon as he opened the door, three pairs of eyes outside the door stared at him, inside and outside the house, looking at each other.
There were two little children who had just grown to about a meter, and an old man with all his hair and a white beard and a cane.
This styling.
It was the Turtle Immortal, Sun Wukong and Klin's three masters and apprentices who returned.
"Who are you?" The little bald Klint was more alert, looked at Lapis and asked.
"Ah, hello."
"You're the Monkey King, right? I'm Bulma's distant cousin, and I've heard her talk about you. Rapis said to the little bald Klin.
"Ah, I'm not." Kling shook his little bald head and quickly denied it.
"I'm the Monkey King."
"What's Big Cousin?" Sun Wukong on the side grabbed his hair and burst out with blood.
"You're so stupid, the eldest cousin probably means the elder brother." Kling patted Sun Wukong's head.
Sun Wukong didn't know what the eldest cousin meant, and Kling suddenly had a sense of superiority.
"Haha, huh? I thought it was something delicious. Sun Wukong didn't feel embarrassed either, and laughed.
As soon as he finished speaking, his stomach made a very cooperative "cooing" sound, and then his hands hung down, and he had no energy at all.
"I'm hungry~"
"Bulma? Goku, was Bulma the girl you were with last time? The turtle fairy poked little Wukong with his cane.
"Yes, I'm so hungry~" Wukong hung his hands and walked weakly to the kitchen.
Now that he was only thinking about eating, he had automatically ignored the keyword "Bulma".
"Wukong, go and sit down there, the meal will be ready in no time." Lanki's voice came from the kitchen.
"Bulma."
The old turtle began to think about it, but it didn't feel right in his head.
"How would Bulma, how would she know we live on this island? We have moved away from the former Kusen Island to Biye Island, how did you find this place? "After all, the turtle immortal is a handful of years old, and some of the key points in this are loopholes.
"I was passing by here to buy something, and I heard that there are two children who practice with the turtle immortals on this island and deliver milk to the villagers every day, so many people should know about this, right? Then I happened to see Lan Qi at the market, and I casually accosted her a few words when I saw how beautiful she looked, but I didn't expect her to live with Wukong, so it was such a coincidence. Lapis looked serious and said matter-of-fact that his acting skills can score 100 points.
"When you see a beautiful girl, you go to talk to her? Young man, let's talk and talk. ”
The turtle fairy's eyes lit up, and he pulled Rabith aside to exchange ideas and discuss some things about women.
Lapis was shocked.
This is not his blind spot in knowledge, in this field, he is a hegemon, well-read, and it is no problem to beat the bigwigs of all parties in the Dragon Ball world.
Just take some fur and talk about it, which can make the turtle immortals listen to it with enthusiasm, and their favorability will immediately skyrocket.
"You're nice, young man." After some exchange, the turtle fairy patted Lapis on the shoulder.
The knowledge points such as "Cangshan has a well named empty" that Labis said just now made him suddenly open his mouth and open a new field, only to see each other late.
But in fact, the most critical point is that the current turtle immortal has an absolute confidence in his own combat power, now is the era when he is the first in the world, the so-called art master is bold, and he is not afraid that Labis will have any bad intentions.
In the face of absolute power, everything is a paper tiger.
Let you conspire in every way, and I will break it with one punch.
This is the current mentality of the turtle immortals.
The point is that this young man is really good, and it's hard to find a soulmate.
"Haha, Teacher Wutian, don't worry, I'll collect more books and bring them to you when I have time." Rapis laughed.
It used to bring a lot of joy to my childhood, and it is not a loss to call you a teacher.
After all, the *** who brought me joy as an adult is also respected by me as a teacher, no loss, no loss.
Labis thought to himself, and his laughter grew more and more hearty.
Smiling, Labis clicked on the Turtle Immortal's attribute panel.
【Cheerful Turtle Immortal】(Magnifying Glass)
[Role]: Wu Tian (Turtle Immortal)
[Combat Effectiveness]: 137 points
[Skills]: 1. Turtle School Qigong Wave; 2. Afterimage fist; 3. The heavens of all nations are shocking; 4. Magic Seal Wave; 5. Hypnosis; 6. Drunken boxing; 7. Breath perception. …… (Wait!) )
[Intimacy]: 30 (full value is 100)
This series of skills almost dazzled Labis's eyes.
"What's your name, young man?" The Turtle Immortal asked.
"My name is Rabis." Speaking of the name, Lapis answered honestly.
"I see that you have a lot of kung fu, who did you learn it from?" Who are the turtle immortals? After hundreds of years of crisscrossing the earth, there is still a little bit of eyesight to see who is strong and who is weak, and he doesn't need to feel it to know that Labis's physique has surpassed ordinary people by much.
"If you practice blindly, you are a little better than ordinary people." Lapis said casually.
The turtle immortal looked at him deeply again.
This time it was different from the like-minded appreciation just now, but the affirmation of a martial arts master to a young junior.
"Teacher Wu Tian, come in and eat."
"Mr. Cousin, come in for dinner."
Lan Qi poked her head out of the door and shouted crisply.
She didn't know Rapeis's name, she only remembered whose cousin he said, so she wrote it down.
"My name is Rabis." I told the Turtle Immortal once just now, and now I say it to Lan Qi again.
"Let's go, let's go eat first." The turtle fairy looked at Lapis and said, and walked towards the house, and Lapis followed closely and entered the house.
Labis secretly said in his heart that the turtle immortal is actually two-faced, when facing women or discussing women, he has an obscene appearance, and other times he is more like a generation of grandmasters.
Entering the house, Labis saw that Sun Wukong and Kling were already sitting at the dining table, and the two children were quite honest and sitting in a precarious position, but looking at the appearance of Wukong, the saliva on his lips had already flowed out.
He was staring at the hot pot on the table, and his eyes didn't blink.
"Goo~"
His stomach was very much in tune with his expression, making a loud protest sound.
Lapis and the Turtle Immortal also sat down around the table.
"We're going to have hot pot tonight." Lan Qi introduced with a smile, and then filled up the rice for a few people.
Lapis looked at the steaming hot pot on the table, the overflowing fragrance, the golden and shiny soup, and couldn't help but swallow.
In addition to this hot pot, there are also a lot of washed side dishes prepared next to the table, which can be eaten after a while and boiled for a while.
At this moment, Lapis suddenly had a strange mentality in his heart, "everyone in the world is drunk, I am awake".
Don't look at this fragrant hot pot, this is a special dark dish.
"Thank you." Taking the bowl full of rice handed over by Lan Qi, Lapis picked up his chopsticks, like a general picking up a spear and about to start killing all sides.
After Lan Qi finished filling the food for the others, she also filled a bowl of her own, and sat down next to Labis.
Seeing her sit down, the turtle immortal said, "Let's go." ”
Then Sun Wukong began to vigorously shave the rice in the bowl, and a pair of chopsticks moved back and forth between the hot pot and his mouth like a gust of wind.
It was the first time that Rapeis had witnessed a Saiyan eating and was stunned for a moment.
Then he picked up a piece of chopsticks, scooped up a piece of fish and put it in his mouth, and showed the most intoxicated expression on his face: "Hmm~, it's delicious." ”
Looking at Labis's exaggerated expression, Lan Qi was greatly satisfied, this is someone who affirmed her cooking skills, and she was naturally very happy.
"It's really delicious, this fish is tender and delicious, but why do I feel a little thorny on the skin?" The turtle immortal smacked his lips and complimented.
Hey, because you're eating pufferfish.
"Ding, congratulations to the player for completing the side quest and getting the reward: combat power +2, wealth value +500 yuan, and an additional permanent buff [Poison Invulnerable]."
Now that the buffs are there, then my brother will let go and eat them.