Chapter 90: The Stupid Family of All Evils
Chen Bo, who was in the dark, calmly put the toothpick in his mouth, and the lonely man and widow were in the same room, what could he suffer a big loss.
"Let's go, let's go back to the rental house." He Qiqi ate half of the left, so she couldn't wait to pull Chen Bo away.
Chen Bo muttered: "The current girl's thinking style is really strange, and she casually takes the boy home, is it reassuring to me?" Or do you have faith in yourself? ”
However, the girl didn't stay, so she went outside to rent a room, her behavior was really suspicious, Chen Bo didn't dare to ask more, anyway, it was none of her business.
He Qiqi took the initiative to hold Chen Bo's hand, trying to save the relationship between the two that was about to be broken, and encountered a flyer on the way.
"Single Dog Protection Association, if you are interested, please find out."
The man was wearing a dark green cowboy hat, wrapped in a leather jacket, his head bowed, and most of his cheeks were covered by a stand-up collar, and he could only tell that he was middle-aged.
Chen Bo broke free of He Qiqi's hand, politely took the leaflet and said, "Okay, I'm in trouble." ”
"Thank you, sir." The man bowed and walked around the two facing each other.
Chen Bo glanced at the strings of terrifying numbers on the flyer, what is the world's 10 million new bachelors every year, can circle the earth 2 times together, 3 boys and 1 single.....
He sighed with emotion: "It's really miserable, people are middle-aged and single, is the marriage situation so grim now?" ”
Seeing that the opportunity had come, He Qiqi hugged Chen Bo's arm and snuggled and said, "Yes, but what are you worried about, you are a winner in life." ”
"I almost believed it." Chen Bo didn't take it seriously, and he couldn't find a trash can nearby, so he had to put it in his pocket for the time being.
In the blind spot of the two people's field of vision, a pair of electronic eyes are watching them.
"Good, the challenge letter has been delivered."
Maple Nest witnesses everything and cuts off control of the road monitoring system.
Chen Bo returned to the rental house without knowing it, it was even more chaotic than before, and as soon as he entered the door, all kinds of pungent smells hit his face.
"Kiki, have you been doing biochemical experiments lately?"
He Qiqi said embarrassedly: "Hehe, no, it's just that there are not many opportunities to live, and I haven't cleaned it all the time." ”
"I see."
Chen Bo pinched his nose, tiptoed into a pair of seemingly clean slippers, and spilled a lot of juice in the hallway, which had already pickled the floor.
He Qiqi looked like a natural antibody, strolled to the living room, swept his hands, and vacated the sofa.
"Lao Tzu can't stand a big man, are you a human or a demon?"
Chen Bo didn't say it to his face, he clamped his nose with a hanger clip and picked up a brand-new broom garbage shovel.
"You don't have to clean up, it's so troublesome."
Chen Bo waved his hand to stop the other party and ordered her to sit back.
Although there is a lot of garbage, but most of it is packed into boxes, it is quite convenient to clean up, the garbage shovel is useless, Chen Bo set up a broom, and the bulldozer pushed it all the way, and the three times five divided by two restored the neat appearance.
As for the peculiar smell, Chen Bo drained the watering can for watering the flowers, selected a few of the most fragrant ones from the bottles and cans in the bathroom, and diluted them together with water.
He Qiqi smelled the fragrance in the air and asked like crazy, "Why are you using other people's perfume as an air freshener?" ”
"Is a house worth or is perfume worth it."
"This house is not mine."
"Oh, yes, in other words, your health is worth as much as perfume." Chen Bo changed his words quickly, and his proficiency was distressing.
"You..."
He Qiqi's eyes rolled, and her anger subsided a little.
"How much did you use?"
"Not much, that's all." Chen Bo probably gestured.
He Qiqi roared: "It's more than half a bottle, are you still human?" ”
"Isn't it just a few cans of perfume, how much does it cost, I can't buy it for you?" Chen Bo, who worked hard and worked hard, was misunderstood, and he immediately felt remorse.
"Three bottles, a bottle of Gucci Brilliant 668 yuan, a bottle of Dior JOY 988 yuan, and a bottle of Chanel Fuyun 1688 yuan."
"You can tell the three of them just by smelling the smell, and even the brand is right, it's amazing." Chen Bo deliberately diverted the topic.
"Hmph, don't underestimate me."
He Qiqi got the blank check issued by Chen Bo, and her heart was happy, and she planned to strike while the iron was hot and snatch back the heart of the fat house.
"You sit down for a while, and I'll prepare a gift for you." He Qiqi winked.
Chen Bo waved his hand and said, "The sofa is too dirty, I'll just squat on the ground." ”
The leaflet in his trouser pocket showed half of the corner, and Chen Bo thought it was in the way, so he took it out and put it on the table.
"The quality of this flyer is very good, and it has been a bloody investment." Chen Bo realized it later.
"Dangdangdang, what do you think this is?" He Qiqi covered her face with shame and danced bewitchingly.
"Stockings, what are you going to do?" Chen Bo was stunned.
"Didn't you keep saying that you wanted to drink **** milk tea? People will fulfill your little wishes today. ”
He Qiqi put the stockings on her shoulders and walked straight towards the kitchen, turning her head and squeezing her eyebrows from time to time.
"Do you have any misunderstanding about stockings milk tea?"
These words frightened Chen Bo to search for the definition of the origin of stockings milk tea, which is completely different from what He Qiqi said, stockings milk tea is filtered with nylon mesh to make it taste more mellow and silky, which belongs to a kind of Hong Kong milk, and it is not a stocking at all.
But if you think about it carefully, He Qiqi's is a veritable stockings milk tea.
"Oh, don't blink."
He Qiqi took two paper cups, covered the cups with stockings, and the Assam milk tea flowed down the river and entered the cups through a layer of girlish original gauze.
This scene stunned Chen Bo.
"It's really hardcore!"
"Come, drink." He Qiqi poured it and handed it to Chen Bo, and poured himself another cup of unprocessed one.
From afar, Chen Bo smelled that something was wrong, with He Qiqi's lazy character, these stockings were probably in danger.
"No, no, I'm not thirsty." Chen Bo unconsciously leaned back and sat on the floor.
"People carefully concocted it for you, is it so faceless?" He Qiqi muttered, loss written on her face.
"Really, no." Chen Bo was in a hurry and played the topic shifting technique.
"Kiki, have you been short of money lately?"
As soon as she heard the word money, He Qiqi instantly became energetic.
"Bobo, I still have a lot of things in my shopping cart, why don't you clear some of them for me first?"
"Yes, of course." Chen Bo should be very cheerful.
"I knew you were the best for me."
He Qiqi happily took out her mobile phone and showed the contents of the shopping cart to Chen Bo.
"People want to buy a box of nail suits, and this makeup collection, I've been looking forward to it for a long time, and it's always sold out."
Chen Bo was not interested in these fancy things, and he exited the interface and logged in to the school's education system.
"Why don't you say a word, just say it if it's expensive."
"I didn't mean that, have you ever heard a saying that labor is the most glorious." Chen Bo smiled strangely.
"What are you going to do?" He Qiqi wrapped her thin shirt tightly.
Chen Bo raised his eyebrows and said: "Help me brush the questions, 1 yuan for a correct answer, 5 cents for a wrong answer, there are 5,000 questions here, and 5,000 yuan for all of them, such a good way to make money, where to find it." ”
"But I won't do your question." He Qiqi pouted.
"It's okay, I searched the Internet for the answer, come on, get rich just around the corner." Chen Bo encouraged.