Volume 1 The Past of Heaven Chapter 19 I can prove it
"That's the way it is!!" Niu boldly argued.
"Okay, tell me in detail when and where Lord Liu wrote this parchment scroll, and how it was delivered to you! What were you doing at that time? Lord Ben also went to the palace to test, if you dare to talk nonsense, be careful of the lightning rod to serve. "After all, Yu Gongzi was the first on the Immortal Law List 10,000 years ago, and he has personally experienced the process of the exam.
"Thirty thousand years ago, in a dark little dark room, a black-clothed immortal with a hood gave it to me. I was getting dressed. Niu boldly tried to think about it for a while before he said with certainty.
After hearing this, the young man frowned. Before he could make a sound, the immortals in the main hall began to talk about it in a mess.
"Hahaha!!! everyone knows that the rankings of this palace test are announced in the highest palace of the Heaven Survey Division, and if you issue the Immortal Law Token!! you can enter a wisp of your own soul into the Immortal Name Palace. This cow is bold enough to say that it is in a dark room?" said Bao Xu, the god of mourning, first.
"Is it just !! the palace exam of the immortal law exam to take off your clothes? I think this cow is bold when he sees the adults nervously saying all his disgusting thoughts. The yellow mouse echoed.
There was a person in the crowd whose eyes suddenly brightened, this person was Wang Caishen, Wang Caishen, as a contestant who had entered the palace test ten times, knew that the palace test was indeed to strip naked for some reason, this cow bold may really be a little black cow, thinking of this, he stared nervously at the parchment roll in Yu Gongzi's hand. As for the masked man in black that Niu Daring said, he had never heard of it. Maybe it's because I never passed.
The scene described by Niu boldly was exactly the same as the scene after he passed the exam, especially the strange masked black-clothed immortal, who was particularly impressed, and quietly appeared in front of him, and he didn't even have time to put on his clothes at that time.
Thinking of this, Xiaoyao Yu Gongzi looked at Niu Daring a few times seriously, "Impossible, this stupid Niu Daring can't be stronger than himself!!" Thinking of this, Yu Gongzi asked noncommittally.
"Niu Daring asks you again, where did you go after you received this parchment roll?"
"The black-clothed immortal said 'You passed', just... With a ..... Wine gourd.... Take me ...... Knocked out. Niu boldly said the word stunned, and couldn't help touching the back of his head.
After hearing this, the immortals were puzzled.
"What kind of routine is this, why did Niu boldly make up nonsense, Lord Yu's eyes seemed to be a little suspicious, could it be that what Niu boldly said was true?"
"I don't know, what I just said is indeed true, the palace exam is to take off your clothes. But I don't know what happened after that. Wang Caishen also stared nervously at the young man of Xiaoyao Yu.
saw that the young man of Xiaoyao Jade also stretched out his hand and touched the position near the back of his head.
This Niu Daring actually said that he was stunned by the wine gourd, and he was knocked unconscious without seeing anything at the time, but he heard the muffled sound of water before fainting, and this trait seems to be really the same as Niu Daring said, is it a gourd?
It seems that even if this cow is not a little black cow, it has a great relationship with the little black cow, otherwise I am afraid that such a secret thing will not be talked to him.
Thinking of this, Xiaoyao Yu Gongzi walked down from the desk, came to Niu Daring's side, and asked softly: "Niu Daring, if you know the whereabouts of the little black cow, I can personally provide 10,000 immortal jade to help you improve your living situation, and I only ask you to tell the truth." ”
"How many times have I said it, this thing is mine, and after passing at that time, there were a few boys who had to recognize me as a big brother, one of them seemed to be what you just said about Bei Langchen, Peking University, and what Mo Wutong, Mei Xianghao, Lone Zisheng, all four of them want me to be their eldest brother!! you know Bei Langchen, you can ask him. ”
Niu Daring suddenly thought that after he was knocked unconscious and woke up, he found that he was covered with ointment and soaked in a wine pool, and he was very guilty, and it didn't take long for the man in black to throw in a group of people, and after this group of people woke up, they had to worship themselves and call themselves big brothers.
When Xiaoyao Yu Gongzi heard this, he only felt that his scalp was numb, his eyelids were jumping, and his heart was shocked, this cow was so bold and daring, he dared to insult his top boss Bei Sizuo, not only that, but also said that several other uncles back then also wanted to recognize him as a big brother.
"Shut up!! you bastard, what kind of crazy things you are talking about, you dare to insult several masters of the three divisions of the Heavenly Palace, I don't think you will tell the truth without punishment. ”
You must know that in the heart of Xiaoyao Yu Gongzi, he has always respected Beilangchen as his uncle, and now Niu Daring said this does not mean that he will also call him uncle!! it is really unreasonable, thinking of this, my heart is on fire. commanding a few members of the Celestial Dragon team around him, he was about to hold down the cow and boldly use the lightning staff.
"Let it go, don't mess with me with this thing!! or don't blame me for doing it. Niu Daring resisted violently at this time. broke free from a few members of the Tianlong team who wanted to surround him, and took out a plague pill the size of a watermelon from his arms!!
"Cloud Burst Plague Pill!!! Niu Daring, you quickly put down the things in your hands!!" Xiaoyao Yu Gongzi suddenly stared at Niu Daring with a nervous expression, and several Tianlong team members around him also stopped their movements and left far away!!
"Hahaha!! I'm afraid!! this Cloud Burst Plague Pill is a collection of a hundred of the most smelly and disgusting smells in heaven and earth, compressed into such a big plague pill, once it is detonated, all the buildings and people within a radius of ten miles will become smelly!! and the effect will last for at least three or five years!!"
Niu Daring was very satisfied with the effect of his Cloud Explosion Plague Pill. Do you want me to pull it away and give it a try?
The immortals outside the main hall are now also dizzy by the changes in the field, how can Niu boldly make things up, this Xiaoyao Jade Boy is not angry.
Instead, they explained seriously for a while, and the two of them turned their faces and stiffened.
What is this!! the god of evil and the god of wealth are confused. However, I know that the tense atmosphere is estimated to be difficult to reconcile.
"Daring, what are you doing here?" Ma Zhaodi saw outside the main hall that the Tianlong team members were suddenly going to press the bull Daring, and began to attack the Tianlong team members on the periphery. Instead, he was swayed by several team members holding shields covering the sky, and almost fell.
"Stop!! I can prove that this cow is bold and is a little black cow. "A voice like a bell sounded, needless to say, this decibel can only be emitted by our Liu horn, Uncle Liu. Uncle Liu happened to be by Ma Zhaodi's side at this time.
When Xiaoyao Yu Gongzi heard this, he waved his hand at the few Tianlong team members who were blocking just now, and motioned for them to let Uncle Liu in.
Uncle Liu took Ma Zhaodi's hand and was about to go inside, but was stopped by the Tianlong team.
"This is Niu Daring's daughter-in-law, why do you really want him to pull away the Cloud Burst Plague Pill?" Uncle Liu argued. The Tianlong team members who blocked had no choice but to let Ma Zhaodi and Uncle Liu pass together.
"Daring, are you alright!!" As soon as Ma Zhaodi entered the blockade, she ran to Niu Daring's side to check.
"Zhao Di, I'm fine, you hurry up and let me detonate this Cloud Burst Plague Pill!! ”
"But don't you stink too?"
"It's okay, I have an antidote. ”
“......”
"The two of you are enough, I'm going to vomit in a while!! this uncle, you say you can prove that this cow is bold and is a little black cow??" Usually an old man. However, this Ma Zhaodi is very chic, and when the time comes, let the artist draw a picture for her and bring it to her, which is estimated to greatly shorten the time to reply when she is crazy.
"Yes!! take out that parchment roll and I'll take a look. "Uncle Liu is still very arrogant.
Xiaoyao Yu Gongzi reached out and handed the bold parchment roll of the cow to Uncle Liu, who nodded while looking at it. Reach for a pen and paper from his robe. "Tired, you crawl over and turn your back to me. ”
Xiaoyao Yu Gongzi saw that he was going to use himself as a bookcase!! thinking that this old man was quite old, let's see what tricks he brushed first.
Uncle Liu spread the paper on the back of the young man of Xiaoyao Yu, lifted the brush, and wrote two lines of big characters in a sprinkled manner. Then he patted the shoulder of the young man of Xiaoyaoyu.
"Take it!!" he said, handing over the paper.
"Oh!" Xiaoyao Yu Gongzi took out the words and looked at them, only to see a new line of small characters written on it. (Two more collections, recommended votes, all kinds of requests...) )