Chapter 33: Easter Eggs Turned into Sperm?
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"Diamond Bureau, Bang Bang Bang Bang!"
Lin Xiang started the game with great anticipation.
Just came in, according to the rules of the live broadcast room, choose Luna in seconds......
Wait a minute!
What a situation!
"Please choose a banned hero?"
"Damn, this is a forbidden hero!"
Lin Xiang was used to coming in and grabbing heroes first, and he happened to be on the fourth floor, so he actually banned Luna quickly.
A fan said depressedly: "I commented on two games in a row before I finally grabbed the sofa, is it so faceless?" ”
A group of new fans were helpless: "Great God, are you really unwilling to show Luna again?" ”
Lin Xiang smiled bitterly and explained: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, I haven't been on a diamond, and it's the first time I've banned heroes." ”
Meng Meng was very embarrassed and didn't know how to paraphrase Lin Xiang's words.
You haven't been on a diamond, who believes it!
Even talented players aren't as rebellious as you!
"Let's vote again, I'll pay attention this time!"
Lin Xiang typed, at this time, the two sides banned the heroes, and it was the turn of the hero selection stage.
He found out that the heroes he was good at couldn't be selected because of his low proficiency.
Only Luban Seven, Luna, Monkey, and Li Bai have reached the proficiency standard.
However, Luna was banned by him, and he chose Lu Ban on the first floor, and asked for a monkey on the second floor opposite, and he only had one choice for Li Bai.
"Okay, I'm sorry, I can only play Li Bai this one."
Lin Xiang said apologetically.
Of course, the audience chooses to forgive.
"Li Bai is Li Bai, I just haven't seen you play."
"With your skills, won't playing Li Bai be too bullying?"
"Hey, everyone is scattered, this is nothing to look at, and it's a six-point ......"
Just when everyone was in high spirits, two familiar IDs appeared in the opposite lineup.
ID: Fall (Dragon Lord - Kai).
ID: Don't fight Bunny (Gentleman Panda - Liu Chan).
"Hey, isn't this the first few encounters of Kai and Ke, who have won 30 games in a row?"
"Hahaha, that's right, it's them, there's a good show to watch!"
"If it weren't for the cute wife stealing the tower, they might not have lost, but it's a pity that Kai is dressed in a god costume."
"you, why don't you say that you forced the king to let him first, and forgot the famous scene of 'Dugu begging for death' that we forced the king!"
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Looking at the heated discussions of fans in the live broadcast room, Lin Xiang and Mengmeng recognized the two.
The naughty Meng Meng was about to say hello, but Kai on the other side greeted him first.
[All] Fall (Kai): "Let's shoot 6 points on the opposite side, 32 consecutive wins." ”
[All] is not allowed to beat the rabbit (Liu Chan): "My brother Kai is the king of glory, you have no chance~"
Fans in the live broadcast room burst into laughter.
If I hadn't seen the scene of Kai Infinity being killed alone, I would have almost believed it.
"Giggles, brother, do you want to come out and say something."
Meng Mengjiao asked Lin Xiang with a smile.
"Whatever you want."
Lin Xiang responded casually, and hurried to the opposite red buff, which seemed to be a red grab for the monkey at the beginning.
Meng Meng and fans unanimously despise him.
Cut, such a good opportunity to slap your face, but you only think about the red buff, don't you look down on such a low-level slap in the face?
Lin Xiang looked down on him, but Meng Meng was very willing to serve.
She deleted the words she had just typed, and typed them again at full frequency: "Kai is okay, I can take you next." ”
This sentence was said by Kai after he killed her in that game, and now it is returned to Kai word for word.
Nakolulu...... Hold the grass, it's her! ”
Twenty years of professional sisterhood, more sensitive to sister paper ID, at that time, it was because the ID of "Meng Meng" looked like sister paper, he wanted to bring, but the overturn was serious, and it ended a 30-game winning streak.
Unlucky, it's all to blame on the Kai on the other side!
By the way, that Kai shouldn't be there, right?
Lost nervously opened the details of the battle, and when he saw Li Bai's ID "Super God Actor", his face immediately turned white.
Bunny Girl Paper obviously also recalled the fear of being dominated by Kai, and when she saw that Kai, who often scared her, was on the other side, she immediately leaned towards the defense tower.
Marco Polo on the other side said strangely: "Liu Chan? Don't be cowardly, you have to stand in front of me, I don't need protection. ”
Bunny cried, "But I need protection." ”
Marco Polo: "......"
At this moment, the game sounded in English:
Fi
st blood!
(The Buddha's death is not rotten!) )
Lin Xiang defeated the monkey and took a blood.
Immediately afterwards, the opposite mage Zhou Yu was given priority to level 2 and went to the red buff to try to help the monkey take revenge.
After Lin Xiang finished playing red, he was promoted to level 2, and in the face of Zhou Yu, who was full of blood, it was a gorgeous set to go up.
Double Kill!
Zhou Yu on the other side: "Oh, that's Li Bai for a long time, why didn't you say it earlier, I won't go if you say it earlier......"
The audience was speechless, this product probably hadn't seen the Phoenix skin, and he didn't recognize it for a while.
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After Lin Xiang finished the double kill, he wanted to retreat and make up for it.
But seeing that Kai who was fighting against the road had no intention of supporting from beginning to end, it was obvious that the last confrontation had left a deep shadow on him, so Lin Xiang arrogantly fought the little wild monsters in the red zone in a small half-blood state, and deliberately left a bear for the monkey.
As soon as the resurrected monkey saw the bear, he sprayed Kai on the spot.
A "You're blind, won't you support, just you still glorify the king, 33 consecutive wins, a hammer in a row"!
A "You know how to ask, Li Bai is the anchor"!
Not to mention, Kai's casual excuse is really half right, because Lin Xiang can only be regarded as half an anchor at present.
Liu Chan, who was on the lower road, was also hiding under the defense tower and shivering, and kept reminding Marco Polo not to show off, and be careful of being caught by Li Bai.
The game had just begun, and the opposing side lost in momentum.
However, Lin Xiang played very conservatively, and in order to verify the easter egg explosion rate, he picked the one with many heads on the opposite side.
As a result, Marco Polo's mentality collapsed: "Why are you targeting me!" ”
Lin Xiang: "You are handsome." ”
Marco: "It's not my fault that you're handsome—hey, you're still here!" ”
Lu Ban No. 7, who had been bullied by Marco Polo before, laughed: "Li Bai made him and avenge me!" 23333……”
Li Bai's several waves of operations against Marco Polo instantly made Lu Banmei fall in love.
This scene can't help but remind the audience in the live broadcast room of Lin Xiang's picture of "King Lanling assisting, strength and spoiling fan Xiao Luban".
And Miss Lu Ban, who was favored by Lin Xiang last time, came to watch the male god's live broadcast on time every night.
When Lin Xiang was sprayed, she pouted and sulked.
When Lin Xiang dazzled, she cheered like a fool.
More often than not, she silently stared at her phone, smiling happily at her aunt......
For example, at this moment, she seemed to be back in that game, the moment when she was pampered by Lin Xiang, and she smiled stupidly.
The game of Glory of Kings, for many girls, this is the happiest experience, not like a boy with five kills, five kills, awesome, and who!
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The game goes on.
Lin Xiang suddenly regretted a little, he knew that there was no difference between the diamond bureau and the platinum bureau, so he sent it first according to the old routine.
Yes, Lin Xiang has always thought that the diamond game is very high-end, and he wants to ban heroes, and Meng Meng doesn't dare to use the diamond game for live broadcast, so he subconsciously thinks that diamond players are very good.
But this actual battle is down......
"It looks like it's worse than platinum!"
Lin Xiang smiled helplessly and continued to carry out ruthless killing.
Finally, in a wave of team battles in the wild area, Lin Xiang cut into the battlefield, killed Marco Polo in seconds, harvested Kai by the way, and burst out of the easter eggs!
"Diamond Easter eggs!"
Lin Xiang fled excitedly, displacing the incoming wine, luring away the enemy, and preparing to return to the original easter egg.
Just then, something strange happened!
The diamond-like sparkling easter egg, like a living creature, quickly rolled into the grass and disappeared.
"Rub, the easter eggs are fine?"