Chapter 67: The Most Arrogant Mascot in History! (Ask for a recommendation ticket!) )
"Strange...... Did any of you see Sue? ”
On the morning of the 9th, it was the training time of the Eastern Stars.
As a result, the training session was more than halfway through, and this year's head coach of the Eastern Army, John Miller, didn't even see Su Feng's shadow.
"Nope."
"I don't know him well."
"Kobe, did you see Sue?" In the training gym, looking at Kobe Bryant, who was practicing dunks with a Ronald McDonald, John Miller asked.
Kobe Bryant shook his head, "I swear, I definitely didn't see Sue today, Coach." ”
"Well, you practice dunking first, you are the protagonist of today's slam dunk contest." John Miller patted Kobe Bryant on the shoulder and said.
Kobe nodded, and then continued to practice dunking happily with Ronald McDonald according to the dunk action that Su Feng explained to him yesterday.
"Forget it, the training session isn't a big deal anyway, maybe he overslept." John Miller thought to himself.
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On the evening of the 9th, Heinz Field, Pittsburgh.
In this temporary "basketball hall" built by the home of the NFL Pittsburgh Steelers, the "protagonists" of this year's McDonald's High School All-Star Game have appeared one after another.
Tonight is a three-point contest and a dunk contest.
However, just when the three-point contest was about to start, the staff of the organizing committee of the event were stunned.
Because, they couldn't find Su Feng.
Looking at the players who were already warming up on the court, Williams, who was in charge of the three-point contest, was dying.
What about intermediaries?
Could it be that such a big living person can still be lost?
"Jason, what do we do now?"
After sending staff to look for Su Feng again to no avail, Williams looked at his boss Jason and asked.
I saw Jason smile slightly, and said unhurriedly: "What's the hurry, when the game starts, you can see Sue." ”
Williams: "??? ”
Why do I always feel like something has happened that I don't know about?
"Okay, tell the staff that you don't have to look for it, and watch the show with peace of mind." Jason said to Williams.
This year's boss is so difficult to serve......
Looking at Jason's calm expression, Williams really wanted to say to him, "Brother, since you know everything, why didn't you tell me in advance?" ”
Could it be that the big guys like to sell off their subordinates to torture their subordinates?
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Although tomorrow night is the main game, by 8 p.m., the entire Heinz Stadium will be full.
Under the introduction of the on-site host, the four players participating in this year's three-point contest, Stephen Jackson, Mike Bibby, and Corey Benjamin......
Eh, wait, didn't you say there were four contestants?
The host looked at his hand card, and after reading Su Feng's name several times, he found that no one had come out of the player tunnel.
"What's going on?" The host looked at Jackson, Bibby, and Benjamin with a pleading look.
However, Jackson, Bibby, and Benjamin were also confused at this time.
I saw that the three of them spread their hands one after another, indicating that they didn't know what was going on.
'He hasn't been in training since the morning. Jackson said to the host.
Moderator: "......"
What the heck?
So how should this be hosted next?
And just when the host of the scene was at an impasse, suddenly, "Ronald McDonald", who had been squatting on the sidelines, ran to the middle circle of the court.
I saw that he was holding a huge water gun in his left hand, and a simple stick figure in his right hand, "Haha, you can't find Sue, right?"
I'm telling you, Sue has been caught by me making burgers on the M78 Nebula.
If you want Sue back, you'll have to beat me in the three-point contest! ”
“......”
On the sidelines, Jason and Kobe, who saw this scene and knew the plot in advance, had already laughed out loud.
Yes, that's right, this Ronald McDonald is played by Su Feng.
Originally, Su Feng wanted to comb his handsome back and appear with a cigar in cool sunglasses.
But because the whole work needs to be communicated with McDonald's in advance, Su Feng suddenly had a better idea after meeting Jason Lee, deputy director of McDonald's operations and promotion, who was in charge of the event.
"You mean, you want to dress up as Ronald McDonald for the three-point contest?"
When he heard Su Feng's idea, Jason was surprised at first, and then after thinking for a while, he suddenly felt that this seemed to be very interesting?
And the reason why Su Feng came up with this idea was because Owen, who was nicknamed Uncle Drew in the future, had played with a similar idea.
And since it's a whole job, it naturally has to surprise the fans.
"But...... If you dress as Ronald McDonald, you'll get ...... results," Jason asked worriedly.
"It's okay, the All-Star Game, isn't the most important thing about entertainment?"
Grades?
Can the results of a McDonald's All-Star Game three-point contest be written into Su Feng's resume for participating in the NBA in the future?
To put it bluntly, it would be better to write on my resume that I had been in high school with Kobe Bryant.
In this way, Su Feng was responsible for coming up with ideas, and Jason was responsible for arranging people to put makeup on Su Feng.
During this morning's training session, in order to get used to Ronald McDonald's outfit in advance and to confirm that he would not be recognized, Su Feng also deliberately walked around in front of his teammates on the eastern team during training.
However, at that time, these teammates of the Eastern team thought that this was just the daily life of the mascot.
Who would have thought that the mascot in front of them was none other than their dear teammate Su Feng?
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Heinz Stadium, after Su Feng appeared, the atmosphere of the scene was suddenly mobilized.
Especially the fans sitting in the front row were very curious about what would happen next after hearing Su Feng's lines.
The host didn't know how to host it anymore, but fortunately, at the critical moment, Jason sent a staff member who had also read the script to the field.
"You mean, you want us to compete with this mascot?" Beebe and Jackson thought this was too magical......
"Yes, and it's an official game, come on!" The staff looked at the three contestants and said.
All right......
Could it be that Su Feng was really arrested and went to the M78 Nebula to make hamburgers?
As a member of the Eastern Army, Stephen Jackson felt obligated to rescue Su Feng.
As a result, as in the order of participation before the game, the "Martial Saint" children's shoes took the lead.
However, perhaps because of Su's eagerness, Jackson didn't feel good and only scored 10 points......
And at the moment when Jackson finished the game, Su Feng suddenly held up his huge water gun and smacked Jackson's face.
"You're just terrible!" Su Feng said eloquently.
Jackson was not angry, but laughed innocently.
At this time, the fans knew that this was mostly an interesting program prepared by the organizers of the event.
Under the explanation of a live narrator who has also read the script, everyone has already guessed the general direction of the plot at this time.
All in all, Jackson, Bibby, and Benjamin had to beat this Ronald McDonald.
Otherwise, Su Feng would have to be locked up in the M78 Nebula for the rest of his life to make hamburgers.
"Come on! Mike! ”
On the field, when Bibi was preparing to play, some of the children on the scene were cheering for Bibi.
Although they love to eat McDonald's, in their opinion, this Ronald McDonald who appeared on the field tonight must be a bad man.
"Interesting, so interesting, Williams, you know what, Sue is an advertising wizard."
In the stands, Jason suddenly felt at this moment that it seemed that it was a good idea to ask Su Feng to endorse McDonald's?
It's just that next to Jason, Williams, who was kept in the dark, didn't know what Jason meant by being interesting.
On the field, the witty Bibi has seen everything.
So before going on the field, after hearing the cheering of the children, Bibi hammered his chest three times in a row, "Don't worry, I will bring Sue back from the M78 nebula." ”
Don't say anything, Bibby was really better than Stephen Jackson, he shot 19 points.
It's just, do you think that 19 points will not be affected by water guns?
On the side, Su Feng, who had already finished reloading his ammunition, directly shot Bibi in the face with a water dragon.
Bibby: "......"
Well, knowing it's the show, Bibby swears he'll beat up the damn mascot backstage in a moment.
Then, it was Benjamin's turn to play, but Benjamin's play was more urgent than Jackson's, and he only scored 9 points......
Then, after being messed up by Su Feng, I saw Su Feng suddenly throw the water gun aside, "With your performance, do you still want to save Su?"
Oh, look at it, runners, what is real technology. ”
Beebe, Jackson, Benjamin: "......"
Perhaps, this is the most arrogant mascot in the history of the McDonald's High School All-Star Game.
On the court, when Su Feng appeared on the stage, there were bursts of boos at the scene.
Especially many children ask their parents to boo Su Feng on the field with them.
"Badass!"
"Bad Shu Xiao!"
"Give Sue back to us!"
Su Feng was happy, and before he was ready to start the game, he shook his finger at the children in the stands.
"I've never seen such an arrogant mascot!"
Bibby on the side had already secretly clenched his fists, ready to wait for the game to end for a while and go up directly to give the mascot a punch.
Oh yes, you'll have to pull Jackson with you then, and then throw the pot at Jackson after the beating.
Boom, boom, boom, boom!
However......
The next picture shocked all the viewers.
Su Feng, who appeared on the stage with boos and wore mascot clothes, stunned everyone at the first zero degree angle.
Although this dress restricts Su Feng's play, fortunately, Ronald McDonald's costume is not as bulky as the mascot costumes he wore in his previous life to chase girls.
In addition, although he felt that the results of the competition were not important, as long as it was a competition, Su Feng would still do his best.
So in the morning, in addition to accompanying Kobe to practice dunking, Su Feng also adapted to the restrictions brought to him by this dress for a while in advance.
In short, no matter how much you restrict it, you can't stop Su Feng's feeling at the moment.
In a completely relaxed mood, Su Feng actually felt that he was more accurate at this moment.
Boom, boom!
After all the point shots, Su Feng scored a total of 18 points!
It's a pity that although it feels very good, but at the back few points, Su Feng has two flower balls that unfortunately pop out of the frame.
It's just that after Su Feng finished the operation, the scene was completely shocked.
Damn, who is this mascot?
Why is it so good?
Those who were still booing Su Feng began to cheer for Su Feng.
In the stands, Jason stood up and applauded Su Feng and said, "He's a genius!" ”
Of course, according to the rules of the three-point competition, Su Feng and Bibi still have one round of finals to play.
At this time, the fans at the scene began to guess the true identity of this Ronald McDonald.
After all, a mascot can really beat these high school geniuses in a three-point contest?
"Sue, you're so creative." On the field, Bibby had already guessed that this mascot was Su Feng.
Because what mascot have you ever seen that can have such a handsome shooting pose?
"Can you keep it a secret for me for a while?" Su Feng, who was dressed as Ronald McDonald, patted Bibi on the shoulder and said.
"Of course, but I remember the moment when you bothered me." Bibby smiled and said.
Su Feng: "......"
All right......
came out to mix, and sure enough, he had to pay it back.
At the Heinz Stadium, at the beginning of the final of the three-point contest, many fans left their seats.
Because they are curious if this Ronald McDonald can be hacked to the end.
In the finals, Su Feng took the lead, but unfortunately his performance this time was not as good as in the preliminaries, and he only scored 13 points.
But every time he scored, there was a cheer from the crowd.
And just when Su Feng was about to pick up the real Su Feng from the M78 Nebula according to the No. 2 script, on the court, he never expected that Bibi's performance would be worse than his own.
The young "White Devil" scored only 10 points in the final......
"Don't look at me like that, I really didn't release water." Bibby was on the verge of crying, and when he was shooting in the final, he was very unaccustomed to the boos in the audience.
Wait a minute......
Didn't you say okay, I'm going to save Su Feng?
Don't you guys want to bring Su Feng back from the M78 Nebula?
So, Su Feng never expected that he would really lift the championship of the McDonald's three-point contest as Uncle McDonald.
"Well, even though they lost to me, I feel like I'm going to have to put Sue back from the M78 nebula."
On the court, after the award ceremony, with the help of two staff members, Su Feng began the final performance.
One of them was responsible for undressing, and the other was responsible for removing Su Feng's makeup.
After a while, Su Feng completed his gorgeous transformation from Ronald McDonald to Su Feng.
"OMG! He turned out to be Sue? ”
"He actually dressed as Ronald McDonald and won the championship?"
"It's incredible, it's the best three-point contest I've ever seen!"
Heinz Stadium, the moment Su Feng transformed back, the entire stadium instantly erupted in deafening cheers.
Kobe Bryant took the initiative to step forward, hugged Su Feng and said with a smile: "You are out of the limelight this time." ”
"There's your slam dunk contest next, and trust me, we're going to be able to 'blow up' this arena tonight." Su Feng, who was locked by Kobe Bryant's strongman, said.
Kobe nodded, "I deliberately practiced the movements you said for a while in the afternoon, don't worry." ”
Su Feng felt that he was no one......
"I really deserve to be an iron-clad Komi!" Su Feng thought to himself with emotion.
And just when Kobe Bryant and Su Feng were about to continue to make trouble......
In the stands, Speed, a henchman of NBA high-level Mark, couldn't hold back his excitement at all.
Hong Kong Zhen, why is there a feeling that the McDonald's All-Star Game is better than the NBA All-Star Game?
Speede felt the need to send everything he saw today back to New York at once!
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