If someone accuses me of aliens attacking the Dark Continent, or a sneak attack by satellite cannons in space, or even a human bomb by terrorists and a collective rebellion by the residents of Rogue Block, I will not doubt it at all.

Even I, who have only been here for two years, know that the entire Mage Guild has become infamous under the leadership of Farah, which seems to be an exaggeration to describe it as a bit of a rage, but at least it is at the level that everyone shouts and beats.

Especially for Farah, who is the culprit, I guess if I could make a wish, nine out of ten of the inhabitants of Rogue would pray that the bored old mage man would be hung naked on the highest watchtower in Rogue's camp for three days and three nights, so that they could live a few days of peaceful life.

Therefore, I was surprised that it was not the mage guild suddenly becoming a ruin, in my heart, it was just a matter of time and time, either the inhabitants of Rogge could not bear to rebel, or the research freaks of the mage guild were playing collective self-destruction.

What I was wary of was the unusual atmosphere around me, especially the knowing and even accustoming attitude of passers-by, as if to say, "What are you surprised!" Isn't it normal for aliens to attack the Dark Continent? There will always be a few times a day, just get used to it. ”

"Gollum—"

I swallowed with difficulty, and took the first step forward with a stiff pace, it was useless to just think about it outside, the best way to solve the puzzle was to go inside and explore.

"Woo Woo Fan, do you really want to go in?"

Alice's crying voice echoed in my heart, and the daring candidate seemed to be troubled by this almost supernatural condition.

"Say...... What a stupid thing. This...... What's there to be afraid of, I still want to go back...... Go home and sleep. ”

I said to the little ghost with pretense of disdain.

"Wow!! Why do I think your voice is shaking? ”

The little ghost who doesn't know what it means to be sophisticated hits the nail on the head.

"Toothache!" I coldly choked two words out between my teeth.

"Uhhhhhh

Feeling the murderous intent in my words, the little ghost finally obediently closed his mouth.

Unexpectedly, I thought I would have to play hide and seek for a while to catch a few masterminds, but I didn't expect to go far before a familiar figure appeared in front of the doorway where several tents were connected.

What surprised me even more was that this familiar figure was not a member of the Mage's Guild. Rather, it was the first drunkard and warrior of Rog's camp - Kashya.

She was cocking her legs. In front of it was a long, black wooden table, which looked like those profiteers waiting for the fat sheep to take the bait and the white wolf with empty gloves.

Seeing that it was me, she raised her head and raised her burgundy shoulder-length head, and smiled at me with a smile that she thought was kind, but to me it looked more like a big bad wolf staring at Little Red Riding Hood, and then said loudly in a very exaggerated upward tone.

"Yo, isn't this the number one warrior in our Rogue camp, Grand Elder Wu Fan? I didn't expect the first guest ...... Ahem......"

Halfway through. As if realizing that she had missed her mouth, she hurriedly stopped the car, her chattering mouth stopped, and the smiling face seemed to suddenly wrinkle dryly from the triumphant landlord Huang Shiren to a miserable white-haired girl.

"You, you know?"

She suddenly turned her back to me, her hands were behind her back, and she looked up into the distance, like a great poet who was worried about the country and the people, trying to pretend to be a blank sigh.

"Me. Don't want to know. ”

I replied bluntly.

In the face of my uncooperative behavior, Kashya finally couldn't pretend anymore, she turned her head sharply, pushed her face up, and completed the transformation from a poet to a bully in an instant.

"You. . . Know. Road. Five. Sky. In order to. After. Be. Miscellaneous. Moh. Day. Child. Is it? ”

While saying. While clenching his fist on the ground, he put on a non-violent and non-cooperative attitude of "boy, get acquainted, don't force me".

"Well, what exactly is the day in five days? Please explain, Lord Kasha. ”

This year. A big fist is the last word, and I reluctantly gave in. And make a note in your heart.

"What, you really don't know?"

Now it was Kashya's turn to put on an unbelievable look, and it didn't seem to be a fake.

"......, is it a very important day?"

I innocently looked at Kashya, who was shocked.

"Oh my God, I really doubt that you used to be a wild man who ran out of that deep mountain and old forest, and you didn't even know this."

"Okay, as long as I'm a savage in the mountains, can I ask the all-knowing Lord Kasha to tell me what's going on?"

The prickly compliment in my words seemed to satisfy Kashya's vanity, and she stared at me in a circle, nodding her head with a teachable look.

"If you ask me sincerely, then I will be very merciful to you, listen, five days later, but the most important day in the entire Dark Continent, the god of the whole world celebrates. Birth. Day. ”

"God's birthday?"

I raced through the key words in my head, and finally remembered something similar from Big Mouth Doug.

The so-called God's Birthday does not refer to the day of God's birth, but refers to the day when God created zào out of the three worlds of the Dark Continent and sowed life inside, in order to commemorate this day, all intelligent life in the Dark Continent will invariably celebrate this great moment in their own way, the God's Birthday Festival is held every three years, a bit similar to the original world's Chinese New Year's Eve or New Year's Day, but it is more solemn and solemn.

"Yes, I know that."

I nodded, and at the same time suddenly realized, no wonder when I just went out, I felt that the people on the street were beaming, and today is not a market once in ten days. However, it was more lively than the usual market, and the number of soldiers patrolling was much higher.

This is one of the few festivals in the Dark Continent, and it is the most important one, and my tone tenses up at the thought of this.

"So what's wrong, what's going on?"

"Hello."

Kashya finally found an interface to the topic from my question, and she gave me a thumbs up. Then sit back in your chair.

"Do you know about the monster siege incident that was born in Rog's camp this year?"

"Isn't this nonsense? Am I a member of the Einsatzgruppen in the village of Vitas? ”

I glanced at Kashya with disdain.

"That's good. I'm sure you've also learned from Akara about how much of an impact this monster attack has had on the economy of our entire Rogue camp. ”

Kasha let out a long sigh.

"Well, that's the case, but didn't Akara also say that barely surviving this hard time isn't a big problem?"

I also participated in the boss meeting after the monster siege, that is, I was pulled into the bottomless pit of honorary elders by the four of them, and every time I think of it, my heart aches faintly, and I can't help but sigh that I am young and ignorant. I was confused by the useless title of an honorary elder.

"Yes, if there is no accident, it is true that I can barely get through it, but God's Birthday is an unexpected accident at that time, as a day of universal celebration, every God's Birthday Rogge Camp will spend a lot of money, trying to make all the residents forget their pain and smile on this hard-won day. But this year, not to mention spending a lot of money, I can't even raise the soldiers' salaries on holidays, hey......"

With tears in her eyes, Kashya's hands slapped imperceptibly under the table. Suddenly, the coarse cloth door of the giant tent behind her was slowly pulled open like a curtain on a stage.

Inside the tent, as if performing a drama, it is surrounded on three sides by several crumbling walls. There were several large holes in the wall. It was as if it could fall down with a push, and the wind was blowing from nowhere. Inside the tent was raging everywhere, the holes in the walls became their playground, and the whistling wind and tattered walls gave people a sense of "it must be cold to live in a house like this".

And in the "room", several young female mages who were dressed in thin clothes could not be more thin, and could not hide their delicate and beautiful bodies at all, were sitting inside, each female mage was holding at least two babies, and at least three snotty children were wrapped around their feet, trembling and hugging each other, revealing a seemingly miserable and helpless look.

Out of nowhere, a poignant sound similar to erhu came from behind the tent, adding a bit of bleakness to the scene at the moment. "Since the monster siege, the people's living standards have dropped a lot, and the abandoned babies have reached a record high, and almost every morning a few babies can appear next to the door of the Mage Guild, in this case, how can we devote manpower and material resources to the Birthday of the Gods......

Paired with the melancholy melancholy tune of the erhu, Kasha's voice also fluctuated, and it seemed that he had practiced more than once or twice.

"Ah, no, no, it can't be like this, this ...... Here, I ...... I don't have milk...... Milk...... Lord Kasha, woo

A handsome female mage in her twenties in the tent screamed in panic, a baby in her arms, trying to put her little head through the thin mage robe that couldn't hide anything at all, and her pink mouth arched over her breasts that could make the Amazon jealous of herself.

"Stupid, didn't you tell you that you had to feed their parents before they could borrow it? You deserve it, you have to find a way to feed her yourself, is that pair of overgrown boobs decorative? Is there really nothing in it? ……”

Kashya, who had just looked sad, turned her head and lectured the helpless female mage like a landlord who had abused the long-term labor, but from her tone, it seemed that she was not so much a lesson as a mean main room like jealousy of a concubine with plump breasts.

Worst!

After the crackling lesson, Kaxia remembered that the person concerned was still beside him, and secretly said in his heart that it was not good-don't look at Wu Xiaozi's head melon seeds are not very smart, but his personality is more cautious than that of a rabbit, and he must have seen through it now.

She looked back in frustration. It seemed as if she could imagine the harsh words that the mean-spoken boy would have used sarcastically, but she was greeted by a tearful idiot face, at least in her opinion......

"Really...... It's so tragic, I didn't expect that there is such an unknown inside story hidden, and as an elder of Rog's camp, I am really derelict in my duty. ”

When Kashya said that he might not be able to hold the festival because of financial problems, I couldn't fit anything in my head. There are even countless places to complain about in the back. For example, why there are tattered walls in the tent, where the inexplicable wind comes from, etc., are all gorgeously ignored.

Yes, what does God's Birthday mean to me? I'm afraid no one can understand what I feel at the moment, in this ghost place where there is no TV, no DVD, no MP3 - not even a radio, no PC, no PSP, no PS2, not even GBA and red and white players, no Chinese New Year's Eve, no New Year's Eve, no May Day, no Mid-Autumn Festival, no National Day, no Christmas, no Valentine's Day, if you are a modern person and accidentally fall into this kind of ghost place. I can probably empathize with my current excitement.

Entertainment, a once-in-a-lifetime entertainment, how could it be canceled because of such a trivial matter? At this moment, the soul of the house hidden in the depths of his heart finally burst out.

"These, these, and these, all of them are sold, isn't that enough? And ......"

Look at the mountain of gold coins of equipment in front of you. Kasha's face showed a wonderful change, and if I had to describe it in two words, it would be - collapse.

"We must make God's birthday lively."

After sweeping away the useless equipment in my inventory, I shook Kashya's hands vigorously, and looked like a peasant comrade meeting the chairman with the same enthusiasm.

"This kid, shouldn't he deliberately pretend to be deceived to increase the guilt outside."

Kasha was stunned and didn't know that he had been cheated out of his family property. A figure that left with an optimist humming a minor tune muttered incredulously.

"Woo Woo thought that someone would really be fooled, and it was a mortal adult, Woo Woo would definitely go to hell after death......"

Inside the tent, several young and beautiful female mages hid their faces and cried bitterly.

"This situation is really complicated."

Two figures stepped out from behind the tent. Take a closer look. It turned out to be Farah, if it was him, it would be forgivable. After all, Farah + Cassa is a recognized wolf in Rog's camp, but another figure is worth intriguing, it turns out to be Kane.

Farah was holding an erhu-like instrument in his hand, and it seemed that he had just played the tune.

"So, come on, you two, I'm going to Akara to get ready for God's birthday."

Kane laughed a few times, and his slender figure ran as fast as Ling Bo's microsteps.

"Wait, are you going to leave the two of us here to suffer? You hypocrite. ”

Unable to stop Farah, he could only watch Kane slip away.

"Hehe, if you think you can do the preparation for God's birthday, then it's no problem for the two outside to switch places......"

Kane's joking voice could be heard in the distance, and it seemed that this old man was not a master to be dominated.

"Hahaha...... Wu boy alone, plus the price of the equipment, is at least 100,000 gold coins, haha, you have to contact Kidd quickly to sell these equipment, haha this time, Camp Rog owed me 4 months of salary, and finally had it, woo woo hasn't bought high-quality wheat wine for half a year. ”

There was a wild laugh like a Kasha fan next to him, and Farah sighed slightly, okay, go to hell, go to hell, at least next year's research funds don't have to worry about next year's research funds, thinking of this, he also showed a knowing smile, and began to count the equipment in a place with Kashya's wolf bèi......

When they finally finished counting the first gold coins and equipment, today's second "fat sheep" also appeared.

With the howling north wind created by the magic, a tall and beautiful figure gradually became clear in the dust, that awe-inspiring majesty, ice-like gaze, with a sense of arrogance, who else could be if it wasn't the queen of Rog's camp.

"Brush—"

Sharna pulled a large sack from her inventory and placed it on the table, which groaned in pain as if it could not bear the weight inside.

Glancing at the scene in front of him, the thin and sexy lips finally opened slightly without emotion.

"Don't take out your bad acting skills and show ugliness, this is a donation for God's Birthday...... Isn't it a ...... for you, a drunkard, to buy alcohol, or for the Mage's Guild to study explosives? ”

Ruthlessly revealing the true intentions of the two masterminds in a sharp and cold tone, under the aggressive majesty of Sharna, the young female mages in the tent shrank into a ball.

Compared to Kasha and Farah, who were unpretentious, the name Sharna was obviously more terrifying in their minds, especially when they were angry, as if their soul would be taken away if they just looked at her.