"I'm sorry, Hiratsuka-sensei."

It seems that the source of the sneezes just now, and the bursts of chills that inexplicably rise from the depths of the soul, can already be directly confirmed.

Xia Ran thought so.

“……”

“……”

Inside the office, a strange silence pervaded, Hiratsuka quietly crossed her arms, setting off her majestic breasts even more terrifyingly, and she frowned, staring at someone in front of her.

There's something wrong with this atmosphere, did she do something to make her angry?

No, Xia Ran quickly used his brain and carefully retrieved his memory.

However, I can't imagine what went wrong, and from yesterday evening to now, it has been less than a day, what can I do...... Could it be that he sleepwalked in his sleep and sent out the script he had written before?

Wait, it's not good, if that's the case, how many copies did you post? Could it be that even the draft was sent out, and the people from the Immortal Sichuan Library did not refuse, and announced the project overnight, right?

Xia Ran's eyes shook violently, but he quickly reacted again, this kind of thing couldn't happen.

Last night, he didn't sleep at all!

"Classmate Xia Ran, why did you apologize as soon as you came in?" At this time, Hiratsuka-sensei let out a long sigh and asked, his tone a little heavy.

"Huh? Shouldn't it? Xia Ran raised his head, also with a puzzled expression on his face.

"What did you do wrong?"

"I don't know...... Or, Mr. Hiratsuka, can you give me a hint? Xia Ran's eyes looked very innocent.

"I don't know why, as long as I talk to you in the past two days, I will be inexplicably angry...... If I continue like this, I'm sure I'll age very quickly. Hiratsuka took several deep breaths.

"Teacher, we have to be reasonable, this is definitely not my fault, you think you will grow old fast because you have ......" Xia Ran felt that he couldn't let such an accusation be confirmed, and tried to explain it from a scientific and objective level.

A gust of wind blew, and the words came to an abrupt end.

The straight fist, which couldn't see the trajectory at all, stayed about a centimeter in front of the tip of Xia Ran's nose.

"Want to die once?" The muffled words spread along with the ultra-low pressure.

“…… Sorry, it's all my fault. Considering that Hiratsuka Jing is also a black long straight, maybe she will really have the same ability, Xia Ran decisively made the most correct choice.

"Really, am I that terrible......" Hiratsuka-sensei withdrew his fist and said with some annoyance, "Don't think that as long as I call you, you must find fault, it's really infuriating......"

“……”

“……”

Xia Ran silently glanced at her retracted fist, stretched out her hand and habitually wanted to push her glasses, and did not express any personal opinions on the obvious question of "is this woman terrible".

"By the way, I forgot to ask yesterday, did you change your contact lenses?" Seeing his movements, Hiratsuka-sensei narrowed his eyes and asked.

"yes, what's the problem?" Xia Ran nodded confidently, not at all guilty.

"There's nothing wrong with that, I just wanted to remind you to pay attention to the security ......" Hiratsuka-sensei hadn't finished her words when she was interrupted by a knock on the door outside, and she raised an eyebrow.

"Come in."

"Excuse me......" a weak voice sounded.

The doorknob turned, and a boy with a sense of weakness all over his body and a look like a dead fish's eyes that looked like no slew walked in from outside the hallway.

Xia Ran recognized it at a glance, this was the boy he had asked for directions before.

"Biqigu, you're here...... Do you know why I called you this time? Hiratsuka-sensei spoke, turning his gaze to the boy, and his flat words were full of oppression.

"I don't know ......"

"Don't know? So look at this, do you have an impression? Mr. Hiratsuka sneered, reached out and grabbed a whole stack of papers on the table, and shook it towards the dead fish-eyed boy, "This is the composition you wrote." ”

“…… Oh. ”

The dead fish-eyed boy raised a finger, scratched his cheek, and uttered a syllable, his eyes drifting.

"What are you, do you remember what the essay topic I gave in class was?"

“…… Remember, the title is "A Review of High School Life". ”

"Since you know it's the subject, what are you doing with a criminal declaration?" Hiratsuka-sensei let out a long sigh, "Really, why are one or two of them so unreassuring, are you all potential criminals?" ”

One or two? You guys? Xia Ran pretended not to hear it, anyway, as long as he didn't name him, it would definitely not be a good student like him.

Would-be criminals or something, what kind of jokes, is he like that?

And the dead fish-eyed boy named Biqigu subconsciously looked at Xia Ran, could it be that this person, like himself, handed in an essay like a criminal declaration, so he was called over?

"Forget it, Biqigu, about this messy essay...... I was going to call you over yesterday evening to talk about it, but because I was going to kill someone...... No, it was delayed because there was something at the time. ”

Hiratsuka-sensei said as if he was breaking his head.

"I thought about it last night, and I think I don't need to listen to your opinion, it's better to take measures as soon as possible while a criminal reserve like you is still likely to be corrected."

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I'll rewrite." Biqigu had a vague premonition that something was wrong, and hurriedly said first.

"Rewrite? It's okay to rewrite the composition......" Hiratsuka smiled softly, completely like a confidant big sister, "So, let's talk about my decision to punish you......"

"Wait, Hiratsuka-sensei, aren't I going to rewrite the essay?" Hikiya's eyes widened.

"Really? So what? ”

"Since I'm going to write the essay all over again, why is there any other punishment!" "I've never heard of someone who has done something wrong and has to be punished twice, it's not fair. ”

"No, that's fair, because it's yours who ask to rewrite the essay, it's none of my business......"

Hiratsuka yawned, raised his hands and stretched his waist vigorously, revealing his beautiful figure without missing anything.

“…… Don't interrupt now and listen to me, because you have no friends...... Well, Biqigu, you don't have any friends, do you? I don't think there's a girlfriend or anything like that, right? ”

"You assumed I didn't have any friends before you asked...... Also, what does "like that" mean? ”

"Don't worry, teacher, I'm a very open-minded person, even if you say you have a boyfriend, I won't discriminate against you......" Hiratsuka waved his hand, replied casually, and then asked: "Didn't you participate in club activities?" ”

“……”

“……”

Bi Qigu was silent, while Xia Ran pulled the corners of his mouth, I don't know if it was because of the sense of déjà vu, he always felt that this scene was a little familiar.

"Okay, that's it—classmate Xia Ran, please take this little gangster to the ministry to fill out an application form." Sure enough, Hiratsuka Jing turned his head and said to Xia Ran, making a unilateral decision.

Is this the reason for stopping yourself? Xia Ran sighed and glanced at the dead fish-eyed boy with a very sympathetic and pitiful gaze:

"Application, understood...... But where? Is there any preparation in the activity room, Hiratsuka-sensei? ”

"Well, you can take a look first, if not, go and ask for one under the snow, she is in the 2nd year J class, you know this, right?" Hiratsuka didn't seem to think it was a big deal, and replied casually.

Xia Ran nodded.

"Hey! Wait, shouldn't you ask me what this person thinks first? Biqigu was suddenly anxious.

"Oh, what do you think?" The female teacher squinted at him, "Say it and see, if it's a legitimate reason, I can consider it." ”

"Ah, there's something wrong with my waist...... Remember what it seems to be called, blisters, herpes? ”

"You're talking about hernias, right? I'll believe it, but don't worry, I didn't ask you to do hard labor. ”

"Actually, I actually have a disease that kills me if I join the club......

"That's a lot of nonsense, I really want to see it." Hiratsuka raised her eyebrows, her eyes shining dangerously. "But if you don't die, I won't let you go......"

"Wait, wait!"

Bi Qigu struggled to the death, he looked in Xia Ran's direction, noticed the sympathy and pity in the other party's eyes, and immediately felt that he had seen the dawn, just when he was in physical education class just now, he had helped the other party.

Ah, there is no endless road, this is the opportunity to break the game!

"I think we should use a more fair and democratic approach to solve the problem...... For example, there are three people here, and you can try to vote......"

"To put it bluntly, I just want to win the opinion of Xia Ran, naïve little ghost." Hiratsuka Jing pursed her lips, then turned her head and squinted her eyes to look at someone, "Classmate Xia Ran, did you hear it, who did you vote for?" ”

"Of course, it's for you, teacher." Xia Ran replied without hesitation.

"Huh?"

Biqigu's eyes widened, this is different from what he said.

"But Hikiya still doesn't look very happy, what should I do......" Hiratsuka-sensei's eyes were full of smiles, and she still said so slowly.

"This is easy to do, as long as the teacher takes his criminal manifesto to the radio studio and recites it to the whole school once in the name of a selection of excellent model essays." Xia Ran kindly made suggestions.

- Devil!

- There's a devil here!

Bi Qigu's face turned blue, he saw the female teacher's eyes lit up, and then turned his head to look at him with great satisfaction, and said, "Then...... Biqi Gujun, do you have any comments now? ”

"No ......"

As it turned out, no one could keep their backbone alive in such a situation, and the same was true for Hikiya, who struggled to squeeze out a flattering smile.

"Well, please come with me, Hikiya-san...... Also, welcome to the Ministry. ”

Walking out of the corridor outside and closing the door with his hand, Xia Ran turned around to look at the dead fish-eyed boy behind him, patted the other party's shoulder enthusiastically and said.

"I don't want to join any ministry at all, Xia Ran...... You're too boring, aren't you? Bi Qigu smiled bitterly, shrunk his body a little unaccustomedly, and stared at each other with a look full of resentment.

"Don't look at me like that, what would you do in that situation?" Xia Ran pursed his lips and disagreed.